Chapter 1169 Old Mike in the Crematorium
He had already prepared enough explosives and wanted to surprise those monsters, but the question now was how to hide the explosives in the commissioner's meeting room.
Those monsters are not fools. After the meeting place was decided, some minion monsters were sent to guard it.
If you want to hide these monsters, it is very difficult to transport the explosives here. After all, Wen Wen's space ring can't be used now. If you want to send the bombs here, you can only carry them one by one.
So Wen Wen was going to check out the tone of these monsters first. He pretended to be a cigarette peddler passing by occasionally, and approached the guards of the manor.
"Boss, do you want to buy cigarettes?"
"Don't buy it, get out!" the guard yelled at Wen Wen ferociously.
Wen Wen left with an aggrieved expression on his face. I will remember you, little guy, and I will kill you when the time comes, just cut twice!
Relying on disguises, nothing useful can be said, so Wen Wen finally chose to find the ghost.
This meeting is a grand event among the monster groups in Yalan City, so they want to hold it more grandly.
To be grand, there must be a banquet of sufficient size, and the monsters' banquets must have food like 'people'.
The person in charge of preparing the banquet is a goblin carrying a backpack, and there are various treasures in his backpack.
This kind of creature is naturally good at calculating, so it is most suitable for him to be in charge of the banquet, but it is precisely because of this kind of creature's greed that Wen Wen has an opportunity.
Wen Wen came to the crematorium in Yalan City. The business of the crematorium has been booming these years, because the existence of monsters has greatly increased the death rate.
But Wen Wen knew that this crematorium was tricky.
Old Mike, the operator of the crematorium, is a kind old man who has been working alone for decades.
There used to be quite a few people applying for the job. After all, it was considered a good job, but very few people could work here for a long time, and some even simply disappeared.
In Yalan City, such things are not uncommon, so the crematorium did not cause any splashes.
Wen Wen changed into a slightly tacky overalls, stood at the door of the crematorium, staring with dead fish eyes, of course he came to apply for the job.
Wearing a work cap, high-waisted trousers, and bearded old Mike, his eyes lit up when he saw Wen Wen, and he welcomed Wen Wen in enthusiastically.
Old Mike didn't assess Wen Wen, so he directly recruited Wen Wen, and spent an afternoon teaching Wen Wen. If he didn't know there was a problem in advance, he might think that this old Mike is a good person.
Until the end of the education, Old Mike didn't let Wen Wen interfere in the cremation of the corpse. Before leaving get off work at night, Old Mike took some delicious-looking meat dishes and put them in front of Wen Wen.
"This is your first day at work, come have dinner with me."
Wen Wen didn't refuse, and took out a bottle of wine from his butt pocket: "I think so too, boss, I'll buy you a drink."
Old Mike was taken aback for a moment, this guy came empty-handed, where did he get the drinks?
Wen Wen drank, and Old Mike ate food. Neither of them touched each other's things, but they chatted very passionately.
I don't know where the topic went wrong, so Old Mike started telling Wen Wen a story.
There is a story about a doctor who is doing his job well, and one day he suddenly starts shaking his hands so that he can no longer be a surgeon.
The doctor did not know where to get a folk prescription, eating a specific part of the human body can treat his disease.
So the doctor did as he did. After each operation, he would cut a small piece from the patient's body and eat it raw. His hand tremor miraculously improved.
But after that, doctors did not stop cutting inside the patient's body, and became more and more extreme.
He thought that since eating this part could keep his hands from shaking, would eating more of it make his hands more stable and precise?
This part has this effect, so does eating other parts have other effects?
So he began to become obsessed with the human body, and finally in an operation, he cut off the patient's kidney and swallowed it secretly.
The patient died because of this, and the hospital only thought it was a bad medical accident, so the doctor was dismissed.
The doctor lost his job, but his abnormal appetite was still there, so he opened a crematorium, and made a mechanism on the furnace, and the corpses sent in would fall into the basement below, and the basement was a huge mortuary between……
The more Old Mike talked, the weirder his expression became, and finally he looked straight at Wen Wen and said, "But the corpse can only meet the doctor's basic needs, and occasionally he also wants to eat some fresh food, so when he sees a new He feels very happy when employees come to apply for the job.”
"How do you feel about this story?" Old Mike looked at Wen Wen expectantly. After hearing the story, the former employees almost peed their pants in fright, but the new employee still seemed calm.
There was light in Wen Wen's eyes, and he looked even more excited than Old Mike. He pointed at Old Mike angrily and said, "The doctor's actions are immoral!"
Old Mike's expression froze for a moment. Was he asking about this feeling? Who cares about moral and immoral things?
"It's shameful to waste food. How can you eat it raw? Sprinkle salt, cumin, and chili powder on the kidneys, and roast them on the fire. It tastes delicious!" Wen Wen said solemnly.
Old Mike overturned the table directly, grabbed Wen Wen's neck with his thick arms, and lifted him up high.
"Did I tell you so much because I wanted to discuss with you how to roast kidneys?"
Wen Wen looked at Old Mike indifferently: "You don't like grilled food, so you don't have to be so excited. Frying it on an iron plate is also delicious, but the right to choose is yours. How do you like to eat it?"
"Eat it raw, I like to eat it raw!"
"Do you like eating raw... Remember, this is your own choice."
Old Mike hadn't tried to hide it at all, brown corpse spots appeared on his skin, pale green appeared in his mouth and eyes, and his body exuded an astonishing stench.
The doctor's story he told before was actually his own story, but no one gave him a folk prescription, but because he wanted to eat it himself.
He is a living corpse, a living corpse, which is similar to a living person under normal conditions, but must often eat humans to maintain his life.
Old Mike completely regarded human beings as food, and he needed too much, so he chose to open a crematorium to satisfy his appetite.
In addition, he got a lot of corpses through the crematorium, and he couldn't eat them himself, so he often sold some to other monsters, which was why Wen Wen chose Old Mike.
He wants to use the identity of old Mike to make a deal with the organizer of the anti-demon hunter meeting, the goblin who likes treasure, and then send the prepared explosives into the venue!