Chapter 2599 New Identity

Like mind flayers, brain devourers have "telepathic" abilities, but only within a range of 120 feet.

Now that the two parties were within the range of telepathy, Joan followed the communication habits of the mind flayers and their servants, sent out a mental wave, and ordered the brain devourers to clean up the operating room.

The twelve little monsters got busy obediently, completely unaware that their master had been dropped.

Joan left the underground laboratory along the spiral stairs and returned to the lobby on the first floor. He suddenly heard snoring, and turned his head to look at the gate on the first floor.

The two three-armed monsters acting as guards were brothers. The older brother was named Saf, and the younger brother was called Goliath. They were snoring with their backs against the wall.

From the memory of the Gnostics, it is common for the brothers to be lazy and take a nap. For this reason, the Gnostics have punished them countless times.

If Gnosti hadn't been reduced to a "vagrant" now and couldn't recruit better guards for the time being, he really wanted to chop off the heads of these two lazy bastards and use them as jugs.

Qiao An secretly laughed, and used an "advanced internal vision technique" to check the physical attributes of the three-armed giant brother.

Saf and Goliath are indeed brothers, and their attributes are exactly the same: strength 36, agility 15, constitution 30, intelligence 7, perception 12, charisma 8.

Judging from their physical attributes, they are obviously better than those three-armed giants that Joan had seen before. They can be called the elites of the three-armed giants. Except for occasional laziness and napping, they are not more serious than those three-armed giants. No wonder the Gnostics were reluctant to kill them.

Joan is not a harsh person, but now that he has replaced the Gnostic identity, he has to imitate the Gnostic stern style, coughing heavily, and awakening Saf and Goliath.

The two idiots woke up suddenly, and when they opened their eyes, they saw the master standing opposite, with a gloomy face and silver eyes staring at them fiercely, so scared that they almost peed their pants on the spot, knelt down on the ground very skillfully, begging for mercy.

"You two idiots, tell yourself, how many times is this already?" Joan snapped.

Saf and Goliath looked at each other blankly, stretched out their hands hastily, counting with their fingers, this is the first time their master caught them being lazy.

Two hands were not enough, so they stretched out the deformed arm behind them and continued to count their fingers.

"The thirteenth time, great master!" Saf first confessed his sins.

"It's the fourteenth time!" Goliath waved his three big hands with pride, "Hey! One more time than Saf!"

Joan almost laughed out loud at this bastard.

You're so damn good, have a bubble tea! Is this something to be proud of?

What made him even more speechless was yet to come.

Seeing his younger brother shaking his fourteen fingers triumphantly, Safu was very unconvinced, rolled his eyes, and slapped his forehead smartly, pretending to be awakened.

"Oh! Great master! I was wrong just now. In fact, I was lazy twice and was not caught by you, but I must take the initiative to confess, otherwise I will be disloyal to you!"

"In this way, I have fifteen times! One more time than that fool of Goliath, hehehe!"

Sav proudly puffed out his chest, as if expecting to be praised by his master.

Qiao An resisted the urge to complain, and asked the two brothers: "If the number of times you are lazy exceeds the number of fingers, how do you plan to record it in the future?"

Saf and Goliath looked at each other, surprised, and couldn't believe that the always clever master would ask such a stupid question.

Goliath pretended to cough twice, and replied in a low voice, "Master, you probably forgot that Saff and I each have two feet."

This time it was Joan's turn to pat his forehead.

Isn't that right, these two bastards still have toes that can be counted, this is really... a fool has a foolish way!

"Hmph! I'm too lazy to talk to you guys!"

Joan's eyes were fierce, and he showed two "severe pain spells" in succession to punish Saf and Goliath.

The two brothers immediately screamed with their heads in their hands, rolled all over the floor, begging "Master, spare your life" and "Don't dare to be lazy again".

With a flash of his eyes, Joan ended his performance, and warned Sav and Goliath viciously: "If I catch you being lazy again, I will replace your brains with brain devourers, at least it will make you smarter!"

This was an unprecedented threat, and the two brothers hugged each other in fright, trembling.

"Hurry up and go to stand guard!" Joan waved his hand angrily.

"Respect, obey!"

The two big men jumped up in a hurry, rushed to the door of the hall and stood upright, not daring to blink their eyes.

Joan looked at them coldly, thinking that it would be a blessing if this punishment could last for two months. It might be a really good idea to replace Saf and Goliath's brains with Brain Eaters, which can completely cure them. their laziness.

However, after thinking about it, doing so would be tantamount to killing Saf and Goliath, leaving only the body parasitized by the Brain Devourer, which might become more obedient, but it was too boring.

Qiao An felt that although the two brothers were lazy and stupid, they were still innocent and cute. It was true that he had become a mind flayer, but he didn't want to lose his humanity completely, and his heart became as cruel and cruel as a real mind flayer.

To him, human nature is like an oil lamp in the dark. If the lamp is too blazing, it will burn others and shorten its own life. But if the lamp is completely extinguished, in this world without fire, there will be no oil left Even if it lasts forever, what's the point?

At this time, there were light footsteps upstairs, and a round-faced dwarf dressed like a court jester ran down, bowed deeply to Joan in an exaggerated gesture like a theatrical performance, and said in a tone:

"Oh, my dear master, did yesterday's experiment go well?"

"My dear housekeeper, what do you think?"

Joan deliberately imitated the gnostic sarcasm, as well as the gloomy expression on his face.

"Oh, my dear master! Seeing that you have lost your temper, I am afraid it is not going well at work. If you are angry, you can take it out on poor Tam! If you can calm the master, even if you beat him with a whip I was pumped to death, and I was happy too!"

The little dwarf rubbed the corners of his eyes, and actually filled his moved eyes with tears.

Doesn't this Gnostic guy have a normal servant around him?

Joan couldn't help crying secretly.

This dwarf named Tham is the Gnostic steward. Although he looks funny, he is actually a level 10 bard. He is shrewd and capable in managing house affairs, and his loyalty to his master is impeccable.

The only thing that makes Joan uncomfortable is...Tam, this guy seems to be a bit "masochistic".

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