Chapter 536 Childhood Sweetheart and Girlfriend Fell Into the Water

"Huh...huh..." The exhausted Du Ziyuan collapsed on the beach, the empty sword scattered into nine original swords and stuck beside him, "I can't, I can't, I feel... my body... is hollowed out, I Take a break."

The goddess also scattered the water sword in her hand: "It's only the first day and you can't do it? You're lazy, just take it out."

"You can kill me." Du Ziyuan was really struggling to move a finger now, and he realized that he was really making mistakes for himself. What's the matter with learning the Emperor Sword? How nice it is to practice swords honestly and hide in bed.

Seeing this, the goddess couldn't help shaking her head and sighing: "Young people nowadays... By the way, I'm hungry, go and prepare me something to eat."

Du Ziyuan rolled his eyes: "Empress Tianhou is also hungry? Are you kidding me?"

In fact, Du Ziyuan had already guessed the identity of the goddess, after all, when she gave the sword, she said that it was used by her husband. And there are very few gods who get married in the sky, and among the gods who can ignore Sun Tianyun's enchantment and lower their avatars, they are also married, so no matter how you think about it, there is only one queen.

The goddess glanced at him, but did not deny it: "Hurry up and cook."

"I won't." Du Ziyuan said confidently.

"How can a boy not even know how to cook? You won't be able to find a girlfriend like this." Tianhou directly stabbed Du Ziyuan in the heart with a critical blow.

Du Ziyuan resigned himself and said: "I, I don't need a girlfriend. I have my own hands and I can draw! What I draw is much more beautiful than the three-dimensional ones."

"But you can't see the paper man when you turn it sideways? Don't you have to masturbate yourself?" Puchi, another critical blow.

Du Ziyuan felt like he was about to cry: "Please, you are the Empress Dowager, be reserved, can you be a little more reserved?"

"What can't be said about this? My son masturbated when he was young. Then one time he didn't bring any paper and I gave him a pack. He honestly went to find a wife and got married."

"Pfft—" Although he didn't know who it was, Du Ziyuan really sympathized with her son now. This Tianhou is unexpectedly tough, she is not at all the same as those traditional girls, but more like a hot mom in modern society.

"Fortunately, my mother is not like this."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and cook." Tianhou urged Du Ziyuan lightly with her toes.

Du Ziyuan couldn't be bothered to get up, so he said loudly, "Xiaoxie! Come here! There's an aunt here who wants to eat!"

"Call me sister." She kicked him again.

"Ouch, don't kick your kidneys, auntie!"

"Do I look old? Go out and ask, who wouldn't say I'm seventeen?"

"Yes, yes, you are seventeen years old, and you will always be young." Du Ziyuan didn't dare to talk to her anymore, there was no room for juniors like them to talk back when adults played foolishly. But he still complained in his heart [Anyway, it must be to use force to coerce those people to say that you are seventeen years old, I have seen this method].

Lin Yuxue heard Du Ziyuan's voice, so she came over to cook. Tianhou looked at her and said to Du Ziyuan: "Oh, this girl is not bad, she can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen. It's hard to find such a virtuous girl. Why haven't you married her yet?"

Du Ziyuan said: "Should I marry her? It doesn't exist, we are just childhood sweethearts."

Seeing that he spoke so seriously, Tianhou couldn't help asking again: "So, if you think your childhood sweetheart and girlfriend fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save first?"

"My childhood sweetheart!" Du Ziyuan replied without thinking.

"Then what if your wife and she fell into the water at the same time?"

Du Ziyuan asked: "Why do they like to fall into the water so much?"

"Oh, don't talk nonsense, answer my question quickly." Tianhou urged.

"Of course it's a childhood sweetheart, do you still need to ask?"

"Then what if your mother and she fell into the water at the same time?"

"Then I can't save her. My mother can fish her up. I have saved her twice. I need to rest."

"..." Tianhou patted him on the chest, "Guapi child! Are you happy with this?"

"Well, it's okay."

Tianhou did not continue to ask: "It turns out that in your heart, childhood sweethearts are more important than wives."

Du Ziyuan said: "That's for sure. We grew up together, bathing and sleeping together. I haven't met my wife or girlfriend until now. How can it be compared to me?"

"Then why haven't you pushed her down?" Tianhou asked again, "Could it be that you have a kidney deficiency? It doesn't matter, sister will help you go to my husband's room to get some supplements for you some other day."

"The Emperor of Heaven also needs to take supplements?!" Du Ziyuan seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

The queen said casually: "That fool has married so many people, it's no wonder he doesn't get squeezed out. You must not learn from him, one partner is enough."

"Well, I agree with this point." Du Ziyuan also agrees with this point of view very much. Although he is very yearning for the male protagonists of those harem animations, and he often flirts with wives and concubines, after all, it is just thinking in his head. One is more suitable. Hobbies for a few people are too tiring, this is not salty fish at all.

Afterwards, Tianhou sat on the beach and chatted casually with Du Ziyuan. Completely different from the noble and glamorous image she imagined, Du Ziyuan felt that the Empress Dowager was a very talkative big sister, and the three views of the two were also very close, so they were very chatty.

In this way, they chatted from south to north, from chatting with girlfriends to playing games, until Lin Yuxiong came to call them: "The meal is ready."

"Oh, it's time to eat." The Empress didn't have the burden of the mother of all worlds at all, she stood up and patted the sand on her buttocks, and walked into the house.

Du Ziyuan also recovered some strength at this time, and walked over. When he walked to Lin Yuxie, he explained to her: "The Queen of Heaven, you are here to teach me how to practice swords."

"Oh." She nodded without any special reaction. The three of them sat down and ate together.

"Well, the little girl is good at craftsmanship, much better than my daughters-in-law," Tianhou praised, and then said to Du Ziyuan, "You are really lucky to meet such a good girl."

Du Ziyuan nodded: "I think so too."

Lin Yuyan blushed slightly, and said to the Queen of Heaven, "Thank you."

After the meal, Lin Yuzheng originally planned to bring some upstairs to Lilydia, but Tianhou suddenly said to her: "Let me come, that girl hasn't seen her for a long time."

"Uh..." Du Ziyuan watched from the side, sweating profusely. It seems that Tianhou knows that Lilydia is here, so she came to teach me how to practice swords, maybe she has other purposes? In fact, Lilydia is the key?

But no matter what, since it has been exposed, let's pray for Lilydia.

[Shouldn't she be brought back to the God Realm for purification? 】