Chapter 406: The Cosmic Invincible Handsome Guy and the Cute Little Fox
The God of Cookery replied: "You think too much. Concubine Long is so indifferent, who will talk to you, you'd better be careful of Lord Tianlongxing, he is narrow-minded."
Tianlongxing Jun: "I seem to hear someone speaking ill of me behind my back."
"Mom!" The God of Cookery shook the hand holding the Lingguang Jade, and almost jumped out of the bed. The appearance of Lord Long Xing on this day was too terrifying.
"It's over, it's over, Tianlongxing Lord will be thinking about it now, am I already cold?"
The head of the God of Cookery is about to explode. This is really a wave of unrest. Tianlong Xingjun is notoriously stingy, and if he provokes him, the God of Cookery will bear it.
He picked up the Lingguang Jade tremblingly and took a look, but his face was instantly surprised: "Huh! There is such a thing!?"
It turned out that someone had attracted the firepower for him.
I saw that under Tianlongxingjun's speech, there were pieces of information appearing as if the screen was swiped.
Qinglian's darling: "Old Niach, go to hell! (Head emoji)"
Qinglian Xiaoguaiguai: "Smelly shameless! You actually follow me with a hole mirror! (angry expression)"
Qinglian Xiaoguai: "It's kind of a heads-up! Believe it or not, I'll smash your chrysanthemum for barbecue! (Like emoji)"
Qinglian Xiaoguai: "¥%...&¥%"
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All in all, it was a lot of swearing words. If you look carefully, you can see that there is a message from Tianlong Xingjun in the middle, "You wait for me". After these five words, he never showed his face again.
Li Qinglian's sudden appearance attracted all the firepower of Lord Tianlongxing and saved the God of Cookery, which was considered a good thing for him. However, as soon as she swiped the screen like this, God of Cookery's post went wrong, and he was still very distressed.
He had no choice but to send another message: "Is there no one to help me? I'm really just a cook, how dare I add ingredients to the meals of his wives?"
Martial God: "Then you don't have to be so worrying, you are not afraid of the shadow, my brother will not mess with you for no reason."
God of Cookery: "God knows, I don't think it's strange what that guy with a brain is doing. (Show hands expression)"
Valkyrie: "...I remember reminding you last time, he will also be on this forum (smirk expression)."
God of Cookery: "No, it can't be such a coincidence. (Scared expression)*3, (Hematemesis expression)*3"
The invincible handsome guy in the universe: "(funny expression)"
God of Cookery: "Who is this? He actually gave such a shameless name."
Martial God: "This is my brother, you wish you luck (goodbye expression)."
(Hint: God of Cookery has left the forum.)
The handsome guy who is invincible in the universe: "What happened to him? I just came here, and I heard that Little Lian'er and Old Loach are having sex. Where are you?"
Martial God: "You can turn it up, you are not my brother? Who are you?"
The handsome guy who is invincible in the universe: "I am Tianmei, I took the wrong Lingguang jade when I got up this morning. My husband has my piece. Anyway, I know his account password, so I am too lazy to ask him to change it back."
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At the same time, the God of Cookery quit the forum and came to a cloud chat group. This was formed just after the development of Yunchat. He was sure that there was no Heavenly Emperor in this group, because the group name was "The Heavenly Emperor is a big sand pen".
Tiandi is a big sand pen chat group
God of Cookery: Help, I went to the forum to post and met the Emperor of Heaven! Fellow Daoists, help me.
Thick hair: I meet you when you meet them, what is there to be afraid of? He can still eat you?
God of Cookery took a look and found that the only one who talked to him was a diver who didn't talk much in the group. He wouldn't say his identity when people asked him on weekdays, but since he was able to join the group, he must be very familiar with the group owner or administrator. A god who is dissatisfied with the Emperor of Heaven.
So he replied: The key is that I say his forum name in front of him is shameless.
Thick hair: It's really shameless, it seems to be some kind of handsome guy.
God of Cookery: Yes, why are you so shameless? Isn't this intentional to make people complain? In the end, he himself took the opportunity to put on small shoes for us. It was really bad luck for eight lifetimes to have such a heavenly emperor on the stall. Thinking about it now, how did he trick me into becoming a god in the past? It's better to set up my barbecue stall in the night market.
Cute little fox: really? Wouldn't it be better to be a god than to sell barbecue?
The God of Cookery saw that it was actually a green hat, that is, an administrator. Being able to become the administrator of the "Emperor is a big sand pen" group must have a deep resentment towards the Emperor, so he said with peace of mind: Isn't it? If I hadn’t been on his boat, I might have had a wife and children now. It’s not like now, I’ve been single for thousands of years, and I don’t even have a bitch by my side. The key is this sand pen. Eight, and the son also gave birth to seven. Is he a breeding pig? Sometimes when I think about it, I really want to beat him up, but I actually suspect that I put medicine in his wife's food, labor and management must have the courage to be the first to put medicine in your meal, and then anal you!
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On the Tianting Forum.
Martial God: "By the way, did the person surnamed Sun build a cloud chat group, but she didn't add me, tell me my name, and I will add it myself."
Invincible handsome guy in the universe: "Group name: Heavenly Emperor is a big sand pen."
Martial God: "Wow, do you dare to come up with such a name? Aren't you afraid that my brother will bring you all together?"
The handsome guy who is invincible in the universe: "My husband is not so stingy anymore, he is very gentle."
Martial God: "That's because you haven't met him before, forget it, let's not talk about it, what's your name in that group?"
The handsome guy who is invincible in the universe: "My name is 'Cute Little Fox', and I am an administrator."
Valkyrie: "I added it, you seem to be online."
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Put aside the affairs of heaven for now, just pray for the God of Cookery quietly.
Let's look at Du Ziyuan again.
On Huaguo Mountain, the waterfall in front of the Water Curtain Cave suddenly exploded, and a stream of pure white air shot straight into the sky.
"I'm finally out!"
Du Ziyuan's roar resounded throughout the island, and those big monsters subdued by Sun Tianyun all fell to the ground tremblingly. There is no way, this breath is too terrifying, like a mountain, they can't breathe.
Du Ziyuan walked out of the cave, looked around, and then jumped up. This time, he didn't use the world-killing hat, and he flew up directly with his own ability.
"Haha!" He laughed happily.
With a wave of his hand, the Demon Suppressing Sword flew out, landed at his feet, and carried him through the air. At this moment, he is like a sword fairy.
In Yukong Realm, his Void swordsmanship has finally come into play, but it's a pity that he only has one demon-suppressing sword at present, otherwise it would be really spectacular if he unleashes nine swords together.
"Huh? Isn't Aunt Sun here? Haha, let's go..." Du Ziyuan's Demon Suppressing Sword suddenly accelerated and flew towards home. He really didn't want to be tortured anymore.