Chapter 198 After Drinking

(seeking a monthly ticket)

"Let me tell you, although I write novels, my best thing is actually pairing."

"Oh? Is that so, then I'll publish an upper couplet, do you see it right?"

"No problem! Just come!"

"Then...Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin, carrying it on his shoulders with his hairy legs! Right?"

"Well……"

Tang Junhao was a very talkative person, and Du Ziyuan chatted with him so excitedly that he completely forgot about the silent Yanyun Songzi.

At this time, Songzi was eating vegetables with a calm face, and there was nothing wrong with her appearance. But if Du Ziyuan could recall his previous experience, he would definitely realize that something was wrong.

It's a pity that he just knew Song Zi and didn't know her that well. Listening to the two big men bragging, she suddenly interjected: "Do you two want to listen to music?"

"Huh?" Both Du Ziyuan and Tang Junhao looked at her in surprise, not understanding how she would say that.

"Ah, that's right! I almost forgot," Tang Junhao said with a smile, "Crazy Young Master was born as an upright singer, and this time he came to participate in the Qifeng Festival with one person at the same time. If you can hear Long Ying It is really a blessing for Sansheng to present a song to the country's number one singer."

"Really?" Du Ziyuan expressed doubts, "With such a poisonous mouth, wouldn't the songs he sang be poisonous?"

"It's poisonous, but it's not as poisonous as you. You are the king of all poisons. Zhuyeqing will be poisoned like a geoduck when she meets you," Song Zi said to Du Ziyuan, and then looked at Tang Junhao, "Don't call me a diva! Not a diva."

"Why?" Tang Junhao was puzzled.

Song Zi looked around first, then leaned forward, resting her chest on the table. She motioned the two of them to get closer, as if she wanted to say something secret.

Du Ziyuan and Tang Junhao naturally leaned over and heard her say: "Let me tell you, the old lady is actually a man."

"Huh?" Tang Junhao was confused, while Du Ziyuan rolled his eyes. Here's the guy again, always having this unrealistic fantasy.

"You don't believe it?" Song Zi said earnestly, "I didn't lie to you, my mother was really a man 500 years ago, but something happened in the underworld, and my mother fell into the six realms of reincarnation without drinking Mengpo soup, and finally put Xiaojiu Lost it."

"Yes yes yes, you are right, you were reincarnated 500 years ago, so you are 500 years old? Should we all call you grandma?" Du Ziyuan said perfunctorily.

"Tsk, it looks like you've never been to the underworld," Song Zi continued with his serious expression, "The flow of time in the underworld is different from other places, otherwise so many people die every day, how can you deal with just a few ghosts? Although my mother was conceived 500 years ago, she was only born 16 years ago, and she is still a tender and beautiful girl now."

Tang Junhao pulled Du Ziyuan's sleeve after hearing this, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Brother Du, she must be drunk, why is she talking nonsense?"

"Isn't it? You can get drunk with such a low alcohol content?" Du Ziyuan was a little uncertain. After all, he knew that the capacity for pine nut alcohol was poor, but he was not sure how bad it was.

Tang Junhao said again: "Don't underestimate the Buddha in our family. The so-called 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha will stay in the heart', the Buddha in our family means that after drinking this wine, you can't even keep the Buddha in your heart. It means to live."

"Just because of this?" Du Ziyuan couldn't believe it.

"When this wine is tasted for the first time, its alcohol strength is not strong, but once you drink the seventh cup, the alcohol will accumulate, and a sudden change will occur. Even the masters of the Gathering Realm can't stop it," Tang Junhao explained, "Brother Du You've had six drinks just now, don't drink any more."

"What did you say?" Du Ziyuan asked after drinking the wine in the bowl.

"Uh... When I didn't say it," Tang Junhao covered his face, he thought carefully, "No, they are both drunk, and I am the only one awake. A gentleman!"

As he spoke, he also drank a few more glasses.

The three of them can't remember clearly what happened after that.

Du Ziyuan vaguely remembered that the three of them supported each other to reach the top of the mountain. Tang Junhao said that this is the highest place in Qifeng City, where you can see the most beautiful night view. Du Ziyuan expressed dissatisfaction, and saw that he took out a small bench from nowhere and stood on it: "Now I am taller!"

The remaining two shouted at the side:

"Yo yo yo!"

"Hey! If you don't even support me, I will obey you!"

Then Songzi proposed to pee farther than anyone else. But then she remembered that she had nothing to do with Xiaojiu, so she sat down on the bottom of the tree with her legs crossed and was depressed.

Du Ziyuan and Tang Junhao stood shoulder to shoulder and sang on the small bench, no matter how out of tune they came, anyway, they just got a few highs. Later Songzi couldn't stand it anymore, ran over and kicked them down, then stood on the small bench to show what real singing is, and the two of them were amazed immediately! It turned into fans calling wildly.

Later, the three of them somehow decided to burn yellow paper to make a vow.

Du Ziyuan was the oldest and became the eldest, Tang Junhao was half a month younger than him and became the second child, and Yanyun Songzi, the youngest, naturally became the third child.

...

"I don't want to be a mistress!" She seemed to have complained.

...

"Don't call me dick, can you?"

"Okay second, I know my second." "Ok second, I know my second."

Such conversations seem to have taken place as well.

...

When Du Ziyuan sobered up the next day, he found that he had returned to his room. He rubbed his aching head, leaned on Lin Yuxie's chest and drank the hangover soup: "Last night... hiss... what happened?"

"Master, yesterday you searched hard for the cemetery, and you said you were going to dance there." Xiao Jin spoke from the side.

"How could I say such a thing?" Du Ziyuan was dumbfounded, he never knew that he could still go crazy with alcohol. [It seems that you should be cautious when drinking in the future. 】

"That's not enough, you still hugged Xiaoyu later, dear..."

"Xiaojin!" Lin Yuxie interrupted her suddenly, "I just borrowed the kitchen here to make breakfast, and I left some over there."

"Really!" Xiao Jin's eyes lit up immediately, and he ran away without a trace.

Du Ziyuan adjusted the contact surface between his head and Lin Yuxie's chest to make himself more comfortable: "I guess there were two people with me last night."

"You mean those two, the little girl was taken back by her sister, and the other young master was placed in the next room." Lin Yuxio gently rubbed his temples for him, and said indifferently.

"Really?" Du Ziyuan suddenly said again, "That's right! I found a few decent dishes here yesterday, and there is also a kind of wine that is very good, but you can't drink too much, it's easy to drink."