Chapter 1699 The Cook of the Lord God

Zombie mother-in-law and mutant husband...

This is a one-step TV series serialized every day on Starry Night by Imperial Nandu TV Station, and it is indeed very popular at the moment.

The male lead is Guan Xiaosheng. He is a Four Soul Sword cultivator and is very handsome.

The reason why Qin An knew about this TV was because he had watched a few episodes with Haitang when he was at home. He had no interest in the plot about Guan Xiaosheng and Gouxue. The reason why Qin An had watched a few episodes was because of the figure of the female pig's feet. First class.

Sure enough, after listening to Ai Yu's words, Haitang also felt regretful and exchanged the plot with Ai Yu for a while before sending her away.

When there were only two people left in the room, Haitang threw herself into Qin An's arms and said with a smile:

"Husband, I like sister Ai Yu and his two sons!"

"Any fool can see it, but there is something strange about this woman. I can't see through her."

When Qin An spoke, he turned on the sound barrier so that no one outside could hear the conversation between his couple. At the same time, he turned on his super hearing and paid attention to the mother and son.

"Hey, I really want to learn how to cook from her. Sister Aiyu must be as capable as my husband. I wanted to buy some seasonings from her before, but how could a woman like her care? As for money, I didn’t say anything about it. Husband, if I have the opportunity in the future, I will get along well with Sister Ai Yu. I believe that if our love deepens, she will naturally give me some cooking seasonings!"

"The food she cooks is definitely not that simple. I guess you can't taste her even if I give you the seasonings."

The two of them chatted for a while, and then went for a walk around the pastoral village.

In fact, Ai Yu's food didn't need to be digested at all. Both of them were full, but they didn't feel bloated at all.

After killing time for a while, it got a little later, and they finally went to bed and fell asleep hugging each other like before.

Haitang might be a little tired after going out. Although he had slept before, he fell asleep quickly now. Qin An couldn't fall asleep. People with super powers didn't need to sleep much in the first place. Now he was wondering about Ai Yu's identity. Naturally There is no sleepiness at all.

Finding that Haitang was sleeping deeply, Qin An teleported away and reached the Xiaohe Bridge in the blink of an eye.

Ai Yu was currently sitting on the bridge fishing, and there had been small fish beside him for several days.

"Sister-in-law, are you really in a leisurely mood? Are you actually fishing in the dark night?"

"The children are all asleep, but I can't sleep, so I prepare some ingredients. You are the one who has a leisurely time. Instead of sleeping with your wife in the room, you come out to watch me fishing? And you are so powerful! Can you teleport through space? ?”

"Stop making trouble. You and I can't see through each other, so why bother covering it up? You're not a member of the Vajra clan?"

"Well, my former husband was, so I have been living with the King Kong clan these years. I just heard your wife say, your name is Qin An?"

"how?"

"This name is quite common now."

Qin An was a little speechless. In fact, Guo Sihai's name is more common. Nowadays, with this fashion, people will name their children the same as some celebrities. This can be regarded as a kind of worship.

"Tell me about your powers."

Qin An is very curious about the ability of Ai Yu's food.

"Okay, but what do you give me in exchange? I mean I tell you my abilities, what about you? What do you tell me?"

"That depends on what you want to ask.",

"what are you?"

Ai Yu, who was sitting there quietly looking at the fishing rod, suddenly turned his head and looked at Qin An with bright eyes without blinking.

"What?"

Qin An didn't understand what Ai Yu meant by asking.

"You don't belong to any race, and you don't seem to be from Earth, so what exactly are you?"

Qin An was shocked. He didn't expect that although Ai Yu didn't see through him, she could see that he was different.

This is really a strange woman. She is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger in the apocalypse.

"That's what you want to ask."

"Um!"

Qin An hesitated and said:

"I am a soul that traveled to this body a year ago. Then my memory only lasts for this year, so I don't know what I am! This is a secret of mine, and you are the first to know. Why? So, does the answer satisfy you?"

Ai Yu looked at Qin An's eyes and sighed sadly after a long time.

"Your answer is very dishonest. Do you mean to tell me that you don't even know what you are?"

"Haha not bad!"

"Hey, I believe you didn't lie to me, but I'll be at a disadvantage."

"Okay, sister-in-law, don't look so coquettish and blaming. I've answered your question, and now it's your turn."

Ai Yu nodded and thought for a moment before saying:

"I have four powers: delicious food, drunken peaches, orchid fire, and the ability to keep guests coming back.

Delicious food is the food I made after turning on my powers. If you eat these foods once, you can live for one earth year. If you keep eating them, you can live forever. Of course, this is just one of its effects. After eating the food I made with my supernatural power, the eater can no longer kill me. No one can resist the attack of this cursed energy. And I can also activate a stronger curse on those who have eaten my food. For example, I can make them addicted to my food. After eating it once, they must eat it a second time, otherwise they will not be able to bear it. In the worst case, their life span will be shortened. In severe cases, they may go crazy or starve to death. Don't worry, because the food you eat is not made by me using my powers, so it will not have this curse. And even if you eat it, as long as I don't activate the curse effect of the blessing, you will be safe and sound.

Zuiwantao is my ability to collect food ingredients. Any food material will become unique after passing through my hands. I can turn dead wood into delicious meat, and I can turn stones into fresh vegetables. This is actually my only active attack ability, because I can also turn my enemies into vegetables, but I have never done this before, which is scary when I think about it. Qin An, do you want me to turn you into a cabbage? Haha, I don’t know if my ability can work on you. Of course, some weak people cannot be restored after being transformed by me, and some strong people can return to their original form within a certain period of time after being transformed by me.

Orchid fire is a kind of flame that I use to cook food. This kind of flame can burn in the palm of my hand. As long as I put the food on it, the food can be transformed into the finished product I need in a moment. I can fry, stir-fry, and fry. I call the food cooked with Orchid Fire food Youlan Fire Food. This ability is actually a bit complicated, because there are many types of orchid fire food. Some can be poisons, some can be great tonics, some can change a person's appearance after eating them, and some can make people grow taller after eating them. Spread your wings and fly into the sky! Great variety of food. It's a pity that I can't eat these foods myself, I can only give them to others, so for me, this super abnormal power is useless. What's more, the increased ability after being blessed by Orchid Fire Food is Due to the time limit, even the person who is poisoned will only die temporarily, and he must be killed again.

Returning guests is my ultimate ability. Anyone who has eaten my food, I can summon them for my own use and help me continue fighting for a period of time. Of course, the summoned object is not actually me, but just a puppet like me. This puppet has 100% of the original body's combat power, and also has its own fighting wisdom, but it has no spirituality.

So, in fact, I am also a sword cultivator. My divine sword is called Cook. I don’t have any reputation in Sword Spirit Star. In principle, I am just a cook, nothing more. "

Qin An was stunned after listening to Ai Yu's narration. He didn't expect that she was actually a Four Soul Sword Cultivator who used food as her ability?

wrong!

If he was a Four Soul Sword Cultivator, how could he not be able to read her mind?

Could it be that......

"Are you the sword god?"

The expression on Qin An's face became extremely strange, and he looked straight at Ai Yu.

"Hey, I'm in a good mood today, and I accidentally revealed all my secrets."

"So you are the Sword God Cook? A sword god who does not belong to the forty-nine sword gods? Did you become a god after arriving on earth? No, you should not be an ordinary sword god, otherwise how could I Can't use mind reading on you? Could it be that you are the god who condensed the sword spirit at the same time as the nine major gods?"

Ai Yu had a smile on her face, looked at Qin An and said softly:

"Okay Qin An, you already know too much. In earth terms, this kind of person will be killed and silenced. I don't want to dwell on the issue of ability. Just take your wife and leave at dawn tomorrow. , we have nothing to do with each other since. For many years, I was just an unknown little cook, and I will be like this in the future. Don’t mess with me for nothing. Although I can only cook, I am not It’s so annoying.”

While talking, Ai Yu stood up, no longer paying attention to the fishing rod fixed at the end of the bridge, twisted her plump and sexy buttocks, and walked home carrying a few small fish.

Qin An had taken a keen interest in this cook, how could he let her leave so easily.

So he turned on his teleportation ability and flashed directly, blocking Ai Yu's face.

"Sister-in-law, why are you leaving in such a hurry? Let's talk later."

After Qin An finished speaking, he suddenly felt that his body was surrounded by a powerful energy. The next moment he was unable to move. Almost only a few seconds later, he lost his limbs and fell to the ground.

"I told you not to mess with me, so I can only turn you into a big cabbage! Qin An, I think with your strength, you should be able to recover in a while? Go to bed early, good night, my big cabbage brother!"

What?

Qin An has never been so frightened this year.

He quickly let his mental power leave his body, and then looked at himself.

Fuck~

Really, it turned into a huge cabbage with a length of 1.8 meters. This is too dramatic!

Qin An guessed that Ai Yu might be very strong, but he didn't expect it to be so strong. Could he even be unable to resist her curse ability? This is a bit abnormal! I thought I was just a sister-in-law from a village, but I didn't expect that she was a rare master in the entire empire! Who can resist this? If you disagree, you will be turned into food!

Ai Yu seemed very happy, she laughed and ran home quickly.

Qin An returned to his original form after she entered the house, and the power of the curse failed.

At this time, sweat broke out on Qin An's forehead. This was entirely because he turned into a big cabbage. Although it may only last for more than twenty seconds, during this time, his attack power and defense power were greatly reduced. have been significantly reduced. Although some powers can still be used, the effects of the powers have also been reduced exponentially.

Ai Yu's ability can be regarded as a weak ability, belonging to the curse attribute. He is the only strong person Qin An has seen in his life, and has even surpassed the multi-body creature Nostalgia.

In other words, this Cooking Sword God is probably a monster in the same realm as the Emperor, Zhenhuo, and Tiange, and should be much more powerful than the other six main gods!

Although Qin An has no memory, he knows that Qin An in his previous life had contact with martial puppets, demons, and magic spells.

Although these main gods are very powerful, they don't seem to be so powerful that they can't be imagined.

At this time, the Cook Sword God has definitely subverted Qin An's imagination.

I stopped by the river for a long time, turned on my perspective and looked at the woman in the room.

Ai Yu seemed to be able to feel Qin An's gaze. After tidying up her clothes, she went to the bathroom, then stood in front of the bathroom dressing table and looked at Qin An from a distance.

"Hey, I'm about to take a bath, why do you still want to watch? As the saying goes, there is a lot of trouble in front of a widow's door. I think she is very conservative in women's conduct. You won't be so nasty, right? Did I lead the wolf into the house?"

Qin An was embarrassed and stopped looking at her.

This damn woman quite likes to use earthly slang, and she is obviously very smart. When talking to Haitang, she is as indifferent as a housewife. Although she is polite on the surface when talking to herself, she is always sarcastic. This Apparently it was because she discovered that she was different.

Hey, forget it, since she wants to live in seclusion here, why do I have to provoke her?

Qin An felt that it was better to stay away from a ruthless woman who could turn herself into a cabbage at any time.

Returning to his room, Qin An tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. He had a lot of experiences today. He had accepted two newly promoted sword gods as his subordinates. He really didn't expect to meet a god-level cook now. She might even be like an emperor. True Fire, a legendary god-level existence like Tian Ge.

Ah...life is really full of surprises.

Time passed slowly and inadvertently, and Qin An finally fell asleep and entered the dreamland.

The wind started blowing outside, the sky was getting darker and darker, and the stars were getting fewer and fewer. After dark clouds covered the sky, the world completely turned into darkness.

After an unknown amount of time, a thunder shook the earth, and lightning pierced the sky along with the thunder.

Qin An was awakened by the thunder and found that the body in his arms was rolling back and forth, as if trying to find a comfortable position.

Qin An naturally cooperated in every possible way, and finally Haitang stopped moving and continued to sleep peacefully.

After the wind, thunder and lightning, heavy rain poured down, covering up the tranquility of the night.

Qin An thought slightly and closed the open window to prevent the rain from pouring in obliquely.

Huh?

Five kilometers away, eleven groups of people walking quickly at night attracted Qin An's attention.

Just a few seconds later, they rushed into Taoyuan Village and knocked on Ai Yu's door.

What a speed!

What are the identities of these people? A superpower from the empire?

They seemed to be very strong, and Qin An knew that if he used mind reading, he would definitely be discovered.

Since he has knocked on Ai Yu's door, he should wait and see what happens.

"Hey, it's really annoying. Why did it rain so heavily all of a sudden? Look, I'm even soaked!"

A delicate woman in red was stroking her sexy body back and forth with her hands as she spoke. The way she was posing could drive all men crazy.

"Hu Chenghua, put away your pretentiousness, you are an eyesore to the poor monk!"

The great monk who spoke had a cold voice. His eyes were as big as an ox, his body was strong, and his muscles were violently twisted. He looked like he should be a superpower with extremely destructive individual skills.

"Haha, Master Huiqing, don't be so serious. Queen Mother Ling has a true temperament. She is originally the woman of heaven's desire. How can you make her so serious!"

The man who spoke was also a big man, and his muscles were as twisted as Hui Qing's. His eyes kept falling on the woman in red, Hu Chenghua, and his eyes were full of lust.

"Hu Chenghua, Hui Qing, Shi Hu, Yang Guang, Di Qing, Yang Youji, Zhu Hai, Li Siye, Gongsun Lan, Shi Bi, the ten of you have been making a lot of noise all the way, and it's really annoying me. Can you please be quiet? ?Gongsun Lan, keep knocking on the door, we are here to take shelter from the rain, and we also want to take a rest. We are really tired from walking all the way."

After the man finished speaking, everyone fell silent. After that, Gongsun Lan continued to call the door. Another woman in the team, Hu Chenghua, bravely said softly: "Boss, if you tell us to be quiet, we will be quiet. No one wants to quarrel." .”

The man called Boss looks very young, with handsome features and a steady and peaceful aura.

He ignored Hu Chenghua and had already started to close his eyes and rest in the heavy rain.

In fact, the bodies of these eleven people exuded a black translucent shimmer. This light isolated the rain and prevented them from being caught by the rain. This also proved that they were all powerful people.

Qin An frowned, thinking about the ten names called out by the boss. These are all historical celebrities. Is it a coincidence or another mystery?

At this time, the door was opened from the inside. Ai Yu took a breath and looked at the group of eleven people, and then said softly:

"Everyone, why are you knocking on my door so late?"

Among the eleven people, Shi Hu and Yang Guang's eyes widened immediately when they saw Ai Yu's appearance, obviously showing strong interest.

Gongsun Lan took a step forward and said with a smile: "Hello, we are travelers passing by, and we happened to encounter this night rain, so we would like to use your house to take shelter from the rain?"

"Guys, haven't your auras shielded you from the rain? If you're not afraid of getting wet, why would you want to avoid the rain? You wake up people in the middle of the night and do such impolite things. I really don't like you! "

Qin An was secretly speechless. It seemed that he and Haitang were pretty good. Compared with Ai Yu's attitude towards the eleven people outside, compared with her own husband and wife, there was a huge difference.

Sure enough, the faces of the eleven people except the leader all turned gloomy.

Hu Chenghua, who is also a woman, said coldly: "You mean you won't let us in?"