Chapter 39 38. The Scheming Little Boy

Lao Wang really wanted to swear, but he didn't dare to say it. The little bastard, Commander, was slow to learn other things, but he was very slippery at learning swear words.

But this is also a good thing. He feels that when he is with the little parrot, his shortcoming of swearing will be gradually corrected.

The strong man squatted aside and looked at them curiously, his eyes were quite wide, but he couldn't see any other temperament except stupidity.

Pharaoh looked at the commander again, he wiggled a hammer, it was also stupid.

Shaking his head, the general let go, and Lao Wang left. The commander followed behind and shouted: "Ah, ah, what are you going to do?"

"Go and cook, cook for you two masters!" Old Wang said angrily. After he finished speaking, he was shocked and turned to look at the commander. The question that this guy made just now is definitely not something that ordinary parrots can make.

As a result, the army commander was not allowed to feast on the dog meat. He was looking forward to waiting for the little guy to come back with two golden sentences to prove the function of the heart of the soul, but it started to lose its chain again, flying around and barking, no different from before.

After this lottery draw, the color of the green mist on the sand table faded again. Wang Bo probably guessed that the green mist should be the activation energy carried by the heart of the lord, but how to replenish this energy?

He couldn't figure it out.

After Wang Bo went to cook, the army commander grabbed the back of his chair and stood there staring at his back, making sure he was leaving, jumped onto the bench immediately, and then stared at the strong man.

The strong man looked around sadly, although the castle is big, but there is no place for me to be happy, so what should I do?

As soon as it got up to leave, the commander suddenly opened his mouth and yelled at it: "Ah, come here! Ah, come here ugly!"

Although the Mastiff to which the young man belonged was smart, it was still young and couldn't understand what the commander was saying. It looked at the commander strangely with its big head tilted sideways.

The army commander rolled his eyelids, and it yelled twice, seeing that the young man didn't respond, it flew up to it and landed on its nose.

The strong man crossed his eyes and looked at the little parrot in confusion.

"Ah, ah, I am the commander! Commander! Commander!" The commander opened his mouth and repeatedly emphasized his name.

The strong man still doesn't understand what it wants to do, and he still looks at it curiously with a silly expression on his face.

The influence of the heart of the soul is gradual. The commander's brain is smaller than a walnut kernel, and it has learned very few words.

The strong man's nose was stimulated, he opened his mouth and sneezed. The commander flew away in fright, thinking that he had been underestimated, and shouted: "Ah, ah, your mother exploded! Ah, ah, shit for you!"

It resorted to the old method to poop on the strong man's head, but the Mastiff has agility that does not match its size. The strong man quickly avoided the bird shit, and then continued to look at it with his head up.

The commander was furious when he found that his nirvana was ineffective. He really wanted to use another big move, and was going to do a dive bombing this time.

However, the bird's intestines don't have a strong storage capacity, and it couldn't hold back any shit after holding it in for a while, which made it unprecedentedly frustrated.

The strong man looked at the commander, then got up and ran to the big tree to the west to urinate and shit.

Its behavior made the army commander very angry. The little parrot thought it was provocation, it was a demonstration, and it was showing itself the superiority of digestion, so it decided to fight back.

When it was time for breakfast, Wang Bo fried some bacon and sausage, and Bowen soaked oatmeal with skimmed milk, added bread and sausage, and ate with a smile on his face.

As usual, Wang Bo prepared fruit for the army commander, and then opened a pack of dog food for the strong man. At the same time, he put some sausage and bacon in it to supplement protein, and prepared a bowl of milk. He was too thin.

The strong men usually don’t get such preferential treatment in public welfare kennels. After all, public welfare kennels don’t have much income, and the dogs mainly eat expired supermarket food, which is comparable to this kind of food in terms of taste and nutrition.

After eating it with big mouthfuls, the strong man thought it was very delicious after eating the sausage. He tilted his head to look at the army commander next to him, and put a piece of sausage in his mouth beside him.

Wang Bo touched its big head with a smile, and praised: "Good job, Zhuang Ding is a good boy."

But the army commander didn't appreciate it. The parrot hates the smell of fat, so it can't eat the fruit with the smell of fat. It kicked the sausage away with its claws, and shouted with flapping wings: "Ah, bastard! Ah, your mother fried it!" Already!"

Lao Wang didn't like the shortcoming of the commander's swearing very much, so he grabbed it and said angrily: "From now on, you are not allowed to say 'your mother exploded', if you are upset, then call it 'dae', call it 'dae', you know?"

The army commander tilted his head and stared at him with a small black eyeball, with an indescribably strange expression, and slowly said: "Ah, I am the army commander, ah, not dad!"

Pharaoh got angry and picked up Bowen's dinner fork to scare the little parrot. The little parrot was very timid and flew up quickly. It cried out aggrievedly: "Ah, commander, ah, I am the commander!"

Wang Bo could only give in helplessly: "Yes, yes, you are the commander of the army. You are not only the commander of the army, you are also my father. You leaders are the fathers of the common people now!"

The strong man looked up at the commander. The Mastiff has a very strong desire to protect the Lord. Although it is a little depressed now, this does not hinder its nature. After feeling Wang Bo's dissatisfaction, it yelled at the commander. Twice.

The fuse of such a conflict was laid, and the army commander became more and more displeased with the strong men.

In the morning, Wang Bo went to tidy up the room in the castle. He was going to tidy up the Jazz's master bedroom. There were not many things in it except the bed, table and cabinet. They were mostly broken and definitely not valuable antiques, so they could be safely thrown away.

Taking advantage of Wang Bo's absence, the commander's eyeballs rolled around twice, and then flew into the main castle.

The strong man ran for a while in the yard by himself - this is its nature. Mastiff loves nature very much and needs a lot of space for running and exercise, so ordinary families are not suitable for raising it.

Obviously the castle made it feel very comfortable. It ran around in the castle, chasing fallen leaves for a while and gnawed on weeds. Later, when it saw a mouse, it immediately became interested and chased after it with its paws.

The mouse ran out of the castle quickly, but the strong man ran back unhappy after finding nothing.

After running wildly for a while, it was a little tired, so it sniffed and sniffed, and walked briskly into the house to look for Wang Bo.

As a result, it had just climbed up to the second floor, when a piece of white cloth suddenly flew out from the corner and landed on it!

The strong man screamed in fright, and subconsciously wanted to run away, but he couldn't see anything with the white cloth covering his body, and ran into the wall.

At this time, the army commander was still shouting outside: "Ah, I ate you! Ah, I ate you! Ah, I ate you!"

The strong man got up and wanted to run, but when he turned his head, he bumped into the wall on the other side again, with a 'dong dong' sound, so painful and terrified that he curled up and screamed.