Chapter 1395 1378. Xiao Wang Drunk (4/5)
Chapter 1395 1378. Xiao Wang Drunk (45)
Both lions and tigers belong to the cat family, and their spine structure is unique, which is not suitable for carrying heavy loads.
So although Xiao Wang is tall and big, except for little loli who used to climb up to play, Wang Bo never allows adults to ride.
Now he still had the same opinion. In order to avoid hurting Xiao Wang, he patted Xiao Wang's head lightly and said: "Okay, daddy knows you are very powerful, but you can't be willful to understand? Let's go, let's go down."
Xiao Wang roared in dissatisfaction, and scratched his back with his thick claws, and wanted him to ride no matter what.
Lao Wang sighed helplessly, and said: "Come on, you are the most powerful, mother, I will crush your waist later, so don't scream, and when you run fast, don't knock daddy off."
"Woooo!" Xiao Wang continued to yell, with an impatient expression on his face.
Wang Bo turned over and jumped up. Xiao Wang's lion fur was scorching hot, and he couldn't get burned when he went up.
"Oh shit, why is it so hot?"
When he got on it, Xiao Wang stood up immediately. It began to be unaccustomed to such a load, and it was a bit difficult to walk.
Worried about crushing him, Wang Bo lay down on the ground, hugging its neck with both arms, and clamping its ribs tightly with his legs.
Even so, he couldn't stabilize, Xiao Wang's fur was too smooth, as he walked, the back and limb muscles would tense and relax rhythmically, so that Old Wang would slide on it.
Old Wang could only hug Xiao Wang tightly, and after Xiao Wang got used to his weight, he began to run down gradually at a faster speed.
The strong man and the queen ran behind, and the old king showed a horrified smile to them: "Paralyzed, follow closely later, if I fall, you have to catch it!"
Xiao Wang's limbs swung powerfully, and he ran down the mountain road. His thick paws slapped on the ground as if they were cushioned by air cushions, and it didn't bump when it ran and accelerated.
In this way, Lao Wang was relieved. As long as he didn't try to die, he wouldn't fall.
However, Xiao Wang obviously entered a state of drinking madness, running faster and faster.
There were many passers-by on the mountain road, and Wang Bo couldn't see it, so he hurriedly shouted: "Young man, go to the front to see the road! Queen, go! Go to the front!"
The two dogs couldn't understand what he said, so he hurriedly gestured with his eyes, so that they finally understood what he meant, surpassed Xiao Wang and ran ahead, barking as they ran.
There are two big dogs leading the way, and the road behind Xiao Wang is smooth, just run down with your head depressed.
Tourists on the side of the road exclaimed when they saw this scene:
"Oh, this is riding a liger? It's so majestic!"
"Mom, I want to ride too!"
"This liger is really powerful. It can run so fast and fiercely with an adult on its back!"
Wang Bo secretly said, Ma De, you will know if you look at the majesty and prestige, so you will come up and try it, you will always suffer!
Without saddles and stirrups, riding an animal is very difficult. Lao Wang almost used his strength to maintain his balance and not slip.
Not only that, the sun will be exposed to the sun, he lies on Xiao Wang's back, so that his entire back is exposed to the sun, and his skin burns and hurts.
At this moment, he was even thinking, did this little bitch Xiao Wang deliberately let him hang behind to use as a parasol?
There are always turnings on the mountain roads, and it is difficult for Xiao Wang to turn when he runs too fast, because of the high inertia, his cerebellum is not very developed, and his ability to control inertia is limited.
Seeing the turning road ahead, Pharaoh's heart sank. Just like a female driver who was about to crash, she buried her face in the lion's mane, out of sight and out of mind.
As a result, Xiao Wang not only doubled his courage after drinking, but also greatly enhanced the ability of the cerebellum to control balance. It slowed down in advance and then turned its head. Lao Wang just slipped and successfully avoided the disaster.
There is no danger, the foot of the mountain is in front of him, Lao Wang finally feels relieved when he looks at the dense grass below the mountain, and it doesn't matter if he gets thrown off here-oh shit!
He was comforting himself here, but at this moment, at the foot of the mountain, Xiao Wang suddenly braked suddenly!
When turning a corner, Xiao Wang will slow down, and Lao Wang can handle the inertia. At this moment, Xiao Wang brakes abruptly. The hair on his body is so smooth, Lao Wang is like a shell in a smoothbore gun, slipping all of a sudden. Go out and fly straight away!
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, Wang Bo fell to the grass.
Xiao Wang opened his mouth and roared there: "Woooo, hoo hoo!"
Wang Bo struggled to get up from the grass, his belly and arms were burning hot, especially his arms, just now he was afraid of bumping his head and hugged him, so his arms directly rubbed against the ground, which hit him badly.
"Damn it!" He cursed, stood up, and roared, "Call, call, what's it called?!"
Xiao Wang didn't care about him, and kept yelling. A white yak looked at them innocently with its tail flicking: What does this have to do with me?
A boy was sitting on the white yak, and his parents were pulling the white yak in front. Seeing the angry and roaring liger, the three of them were terrified, their faces full of horror.
The old Wang was also full of horror, I rely on Xiao Wang, don't do anything wrong for me!
Xiao Wang probably was stimulated by the huge size of the white yak, so he stood there with his mouth open and kept roaring, but luckily it didn't pounce on it to attack.
Wang Bo rushed over and tore off Xiao Wang's mane, yelling at it, "Is it over?! Is it over?! Is it over?!"
The tourist couple shouted in horror: "Help! Help!"
Xiao Wang tried to push him away with his paws, but Wang Bo couldn't bear it anymore, he punched it on the head and shouted, "What the hell are you trying to do?! Are you crazy?!"
Old Wang's full-strength blow was very heavy, and Xiao Wang was staggered by his punch.
After receiving this old punch, it seemed to remember the fear of being dominated by the fist. It drew its tail back a few steps, and stared timidly at the old king with wide eyes, not as fierce and ferocious as before.
Pointing to Hawea Lake, Wang Bo shouted: "Go to the lake for me! Jump in! Go to the lake to sober up! You will never encounter alcohol again in the future! Go! Otherwise, I won't want you!"
Xiao Wang blinked as if savoring his words, and then ran across the pasture towards Lake Hawea with his tail between his legs.
Cousins came over on horseback and shouted, "Boss, what's the matter?"
Wang Bo gasped and said: "Xiao Wang is drunk, damn it, come down and give me the horse, I have to watch it!"
The running Xiao Wang has the demeanor of the king of beasts, crushing all the way, bulls bumping cattle, sheep bumping sheep, forced a way out and jumped into the lake.
The lake is the territory of the buffalo herd. A small buffalo stood on the shore and stared at him blankly, as if he didn't realize how such a huge creature suddenly came.
Xiao Wang shook his head, watching the little buffalo opened its mouth and roared, "Woooo!"
While roaring, it approached forward, looking like it was going to hunt.
Wang Bo hadn't come over on his horse, so he could only watch this scene anxiously.
Just when he thought the little buffalo was about to be attacked, the water of the lake 'crashed', and then a bunch of bigger behemoths appeared around Xiao Wang!
Dozens of burly and strong adult buffaloes appeared on the surface of the water, and the young buffaloes calmly glanced at Xiao Wang before continuing to graze with their heads down.