1323 1306. Private Money And Wife (2/5)
Chapter 1323 1306. Private money and wife (25)
Hou Haibo asked suspiciously: "Is this kind of mushroom very common? Where did you find it?"
Atulu laughed and said, "Give me fifty yuan, and I will make it for you, and I will make it for you in my hand."
"What if it can't be changed?" Wang Bo interjected and asked.
Atulu said: "Then I will pay the monkey one hundred yuan."
Hou Haibo nodded and said, "That's fine."
He took out his wallet and took out a 50-yuan green Mao Grandpa and handed it to him, "Here are 50 yuan for you, and you can conjure it for me."
Seeing this scene, Atulu was dumbfounded: "I don't want your money, I want New Zealand dollars!"
Hou Haibo said: "You didn't tell me it was New Zealand dollars, you just told me you wanted fifty yuan from me. Atulu, you are also the boss, won't you deny your account? That would be embarrassing."
Atulu said: "No, no, how could I refuse to accept it? You give me fifty New Zealand dollars, and I will conjure a sky blue mushroom for you. Now I owe you one hundred yuan, one hundred yuan."
He calculated, and according to the exchange rate, 50 New Zealand dollars can be exchanged for more than 200 RMB, which is still earned by him.
Hou Haibo nodded and said, "Okay, I'll give you fifty yuan."
He operated it with his mobile phone, and said: "I have sent you an account, come, conjure me a sky blue mushroom."
That Qingyang, Li Xing and others laughed and gathered around to watch the excitement.
Atulu said helplessly: "What I want is banknotes, cash! Fifty New Zealand dollars in cash!"
Hou Haibo said: "If you don't, you want fifty yuan, and I'll give you fifty yuan, Atulu, you can't refuse!"
Atulu's chubby face was sweating: "Okay, even if I owe you another hundred yuan."
Hou Haibo said: "Then do you still want to change?"
"Change!" Atulu gritted his teeth.
Wang Bo took out fifty yuan and handed it to Hou Haibo, asking him to give it to Atulu.
The Maori man happily received the money, and then he turned over and looked at it in a daze: "Xue Te, where is the sky blue mushroom?"
Wang Bo looked at him impatiently and said, "Don't you know? In the first half of this year, New Zealand changed its banknotes and issued new banknotes. There are no sky blue mushrooms behind the new banknotes of 50 yuan."
Hou Haibo said with a playful smile, "Atulu, it's another hundred yuan. The total is two hundred New Zealand dollars and one hundred RMB."
The big Maori pretended not to hear, and muttered: "Hey, I seem to have seen a wild goat, catch it quickly, the wild goat is delicious."
That Qingyang and Uncle Bing blocked him, saying: "You can't renege on your debt, Atulu, we men have to have faith." "Yes, you don't want to be called a policeman without credibility, do you?"
Atulu looked at Wang Bo helplessly and said, "Boss, when you give out bonuses next time, can you not put all of them into my salary card? Withhold 300 yuan and send it to me in banknotes."
Wang Bodao: "You don't even have three hundred yuan of private money, do you?"
Atulu shook his head with a sad face and said, "Not even thirty yuan."
Hou Haibo patted him on the shoulder and said, "Come on, my brother, you are really a good man, a good man who is afraid of his wife."
Li Xingdao: "It seems that you are much better than him. Monkey, let me tell you, you are the Chinese Atulu. After you get married, you can't even compare with Atulu."
Hou Haibo said unhappily: "Master Xing, what do you mean? How can I be so afraid of my wife? Now I carry a gun on my shoulder. I'm not even afraid of stepping on a mastella, would I be afraid of women?"
"Stella? The tram or the dead scientist?"
Hou Haibo quickly changed his words: "I was talking about Godzilla, I was wrong just now."
"You are not married yet, even if you talk about this topic, you will be so frightened that you say the wrong thing, so wouldn't it be even worse if you are married? You won't be so frightened that you can't talk, right?" Wang Bo laughed.
Hou Haibo glared at him, took Atulu's hand and said, "Come on, buddy, let's play by ourselves, not with these bastards."
Atulu pushed him away and said, "I won't play with you, you are more afraid of my wife than I am."
A group of people burst into laughter, Wang Bo beckoned Xiao Wang over, then took out a beer from his backpack and handed it to the group, raised the can and said, "Come on, let's toast to your wife, I know, you are not afraid of your wife, you just respect her." Wife."
Li Xing said: "Old Wang, are you afraid too? It's okay, Eva is still far away from us anyway."
Wang Bo shook his head and said, "Let's end this topic. It's stupid to be afraid of your wife, but it's right to respect your wife. You don't know how difficult it is for a woman to get pregnant and give birth. I can't stand it."
Li Xing shook his head and said: "Men are more difficult, of course, the premise is that men who take responsibility, I have seen local men in Iraq and Afghanistan, in order to support a family, those people are tough guys!"
Eva called from a distance: "Come on, there are a lot of portobello mushrooms, they are delicious."
A group of people walked over drinking beer, and there were many mushrooms in a small forest in front of them, and there were even oyster mushrooms that were rarely seen in the wild.
Wang Bo searched and found a large reddish-brown mushroom inside, so he also collected it.
Seeing this mushroom, Uncle Bing immediately took it out and threw it away, saying: "This is a deer flower fungus, it is poisonous."
Wang Bo was surprised: "Didn't that bastard Atulu say that there are no poisonous mushrooms?"
Uncle Bing smiled and said, "How is it possible? He just hasn't encountered it before, right?"
Everyone was busy picking mushrooms, the strong man blinked his eyes and looked here for a while, it wandered around in the woods for a while, then raised its head and barked.
Wang Bo went over and saw a few white egg-shaped fungi in a piece of withered grass, and asked, "What are these?"
Uncle Bing came over to look at it and said, "This is a delicacy, goose egg mushroom, it's very good for frying."
Hearing that they were edible, Wang Bo picked them up, then patted the strong man on the head and said, "Well done, strong man, you are such a good boy and a capable boy."
The strong man was extremely proud, and he held his head up when he did everything behind him.
Seeing this, the other fur kids were very dissatisfied. The fat cat brother Gulu thought for a while, then climbed up the tree.
When they came down again, their mouths were swollen. Eva opened their mouths and saw that they were full of eggs.
Seeing this, she laughed and said, "Oh my god, we don't lack eggs for Big Fatty and Two Fatty. How did you steal Mother Bird's eggs?"
Brother Fat Cat couldn't understand what she said, so he waited expectantly with a shy face: praise me, praise me, praise me quickly.
Wang Bo said: "Put away the eggs. These are obviously ordinary wild bird eggs. There are so many wild birds in the woods, so it doesn't hinder anything."
Uncle Bing looked at Brother Fat Cat and said: "Lynxes have very flexible and ingenious mouths. It is amazing that they can hold so many eggs without destroying one. No wonder the Soviet Army wanted to train them to defuse landmines during World War II. "
"Did this trick work?"
"A large number of lynxes died. In fact, the Soviets just let the lynx go to landmines. Those guys are cruel." Uncle Bing spat.