1040 1025. When The Wedding Is In Progress (1/5)

Chapter 1040 1025. When the wedding is in progress (15)

Wang Bo didn't know if the Maori people were particular about auspicious times when they got married. Anyway, he felt that Motak and his fiancée came out after putting on makeup.

The wedding was held on the grass, there was no special preparation, everyone gathered in a circle, there was a gap in it, an inflatable arch was placed, and then the red carpet was laid in front of the makeup booth.

Next is the part of the red carpet, which is different from Chinese weddings where the more important guests come later, the Maori are the bride and groom, and the star couple will appear first.

The bride is also a fat girl, but she is much thinner than most Maori women. She looks 1.7 meters tall and weighs only 140 to 50 catties.

She wore a very western white wedding dress, and stood in front of the carpet with Motak in a suit, with a happy expression on her face.

A Maori young man next to him sighed: "Oh, my brother Motak really doesn't work hard. Aipa has been with him for many years, and he is still so thin."

Wang Bo looked at Eva after hearing this, and said, "My God, is it because Maori see me abusing you every day?"

Eva looked terrified: "My dear, you are Chinese, don't learn Maori's aesthetics and values."

The wedding was about to start and something went wrong.

It stands to reason that there should be a flower girl to present flowers, and the bride should walk the red carpet with flowers in her hands, but the little girl who was used to arrange the flowers participated in the activity of robbing Eva's jewelry and was beaten up by her parents.

A bear is a bear, she got angry and threw away the flowers instead of presenting flowers to the bride.

Now her parents were in a hurry, and they went up to sing the red face and the bad face:

"Hunu Nana is a good girl, go and give flowers to your elder sister Aipa, she loves you the most."

"Damn girl, hurry up, or I will beat you so hard that you can't open your eyes or urinate today!"

Little Lolita glanced at it, took the flowers and said with a sweet smile, "Uncle and Auntie, if Hunu Nana is not willing, then let me do it."

It was best if someone made a rescue. The master of ceremonies who presided over the wedding hurriedly nodded and handed a bouquet of flowers to little Lolita.

Holding the delicate and beautiful flowers in her hands, the little loli bouncingly stepped on the red carpet to the bride and groom, bowed her knees and performed a ladylike salute, and then held up the flowers in front of the groom.

Mortak laughed until the fat on his face trembled. He took the flowers and handed them to the bride, and the guests applauded.

Arranged people stood on both sides of the red carpet, each with a spray bomb in their hands. As the bride and groom walked by, the sound of "bang bang bang bang" sounded, and pieces of colored ribbons were sprayed out.

The bride and groom go first, followed by the groomsmen and bridesmaids, a virgin boy and a virgin girl, and finally the Maori elders of their ethnicity.

In a Maori wedding, the host is a Maori elder, and the master of ceremonies plays the role of a director.

The elders presided over the meeting in Maori, and Wang Bo couldn't understand it, so he could only guess based on everyone's reactions, but he could make a good guess:

When everyone applauded together, he also applauded and cheered; when everyone calmed down, he remained silent and kept a solemn face. As a result, his performance won some praise.

The bride and groom exchanged rings, a song started and everyone got to sing.

Wang Bodao: "Maori songs? I don't understand that."

Atulu whispered: "Xue Te, boss, have you never attended a Maori wedding?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Then you just follow along. The next song to be sung is the most famous love song of our Maori people, "Pokari Kaleana". Everyone has to sing it. This is a blessing for the couple. You Chinese weddings also have A similar project is to say auspicious words to newcomers, right?"

Wang Bo shook his head: "No, we all give red envelopes, there is no need to sing or say anything."

"But we need to, come on, search the lyrics on your phone and sing along, you can sing in English if you don't know Maori, it doesn't matter."

Lao Wang was anxious: "Why didn't anyone tell me in advance? Grandma, how can I sing this song?"

"So, follow along and start singing." A rich and melodious singing sounded, and Atulu also opened his mouth to sing.

Wang Bo searched the lyrics on his mobile phone, and sang along with everyone's tunes, opening his mouth as wide as possible and keeping his voice as low as possible:

"...the trouble is the lake in Rotorua, if you cross it, girl, it'll be calm..."

"Come to me, girl, I love you so much, my love will never dry up in the sun, it will always be wet with my tears..."

"I have written a letter, and I have also sent a ring. If my people find out, we will be in trouble..."

"My pen is broken and my paper is used up, but my love for you will never be lacking!"

When they were singing, the bride and groom excitedly came up to hug them, and almost everyone wanted to hug them, so everyone was asked to sing slowly and the bride and groom moved faster.

At the end of the singing, the Maori chants sounded, and the male clansmen of Motak jumped out one after another to surround the bridegroom and dance war dances.

In fact, not only his male clan members, but all the men went up there. After Lao Wang found out this, he quickly lowered his head to lower his sense of existence, but he was pushed out by two fat girls.

He waved his hand and smiled apologetically: "I can't jump."

A fat girl who was estimated to weigh two hundred catties stared at him with fat eyes, and smiled covetously, "Then let me teach you."

Without further ado, Wang Bo turned around and jumped into the dance team. Damn it, he clearly saw the saliva dripping from the corner of the fat girl's mouth just now - he was afraid that he would be chewed and eaten if he taught her.

The Maori war dance is simple, mainly because of its good rhythm and powerful movements. Wang Bo can't keep up with their rhythm, but he has seen many Maori war dance performances and knows the general movements very well.

Therefore, he fished in troubled waters. Although his performance was not very good, he was not making a fool of himself.

After a battle dance, the wedding is coming to an end, and everyone is going to take a group photo.

It's quite interesting to take a group photo of the Maori people. Everyone is sorted by height and arranged in a heart-shaped pattern. The bride and groom are in the middle, like the buds of a flower.

"Okay, let's start a pleasant dining ceremony." The master of ceremonies clapped his hands and smiled.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Naturally, traditional Hangy food is indispensable at the wedding. In addition, there are all kinds of barbecue and fried meat, and there is a big bucket of vegetable and fruit salad, which is very generous.

In addition, there is also the indispensable spirits of Maori. This wine is also stored in wooden barrels. After opening, everyone takes a bowl to drink with a spoon.

Lao Wang walked over and was overwhelmed by the smell of alcohol. He looked at Atulu in despair and shouted, "My God, lethal force!"