Chapter 1384 Zeus Spat Water, Herding Cattle Is Worse than Filming
After seeing the embarrassing clips of the greedy, stupid and quick-learned little fungus who shot their heads in succession in "Baotou Township", Sharf, who is the "Baotou Daoist", resolutely pulled out the little arrow and stopped talking to the old man. Dad shared these scandalous images.
But Bailang still knows the [Baotou Township] that has been unsealed now, and once again glows with boundless vitality.
Every moment, one after another due to "greedy (knowledge)" is constantly being staged.
Although the average educational background of the small mushroom people has plummeted (highly educated mushroom people suffered headshots), the population has started to soar wildly by virtue of this miracle.
Because not a single mushroom man died, just bury the 'whole body' in the soil, and in about 30 days (January), an original version that inherits the memory can grow again. (resurrection mode)
Cut a small mushroom man into two parts and bury them separately. After pouring enough nutrient solution, it will mature again in about three months (about a hundred days) and become a pair of rare twins. (IQ is constant, but memories are randomly allocated and inherited, and personality changes.)
In the same way, if the mushroom people are divided into three piles and buried, depending on the number of wreckage, the redevelopment time will be extended more, and they will become triplets, quadruplets...
This reproductive characteristic is derived from the by-product of Selph's combination with her own flesh and spores after drinking [Potion (Witch's Special Path - Tomie)], which removes the unnecessary 'Fujiang Extraordinary Characteristics (Impurities)' (Little Mushroom Man ).
Today's Fufu is not only the "mother of the little mushroom people, the ancestor of the little mushroom people", but also the blood sister of thousands of little mushroom people.
(Jack shouted: No, ingredients! They are all ingredients! It’s the skin flakes, nails, and dirt that fell from Fufu’s body, not my sister. I, Jack, don’t have a group of unrelated hot pot ingredients as my little sister !)
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At this moment, although Sharf cut off the internal live broadcast of [Baotou Township] in time, Bai Lang was immersed in the happy reproduction of countless 'Head Explosive Sky Mushrooms', that kind of happiness of 'My Quantum Quickly Comes from My Heart' The smile is very much like the [pollution source. Happy psionic energy] in this world.
Pollution psionic energy and the little fungus are destined!
Soon, his attention shifted from the 'Little Fungus' who was disconnected from the black screen to the current 'Bull Zombie' who was as big as a mountain.
As the first ancestor of the gluttonous clan + the chairman behind the scenes, Lang uses Buddhist terms to describe it (the divine cow), and its state at the moment corresponds to the phrase "one cow, one world".
No, it's not [one cow, one world]. It is "one cow, one small thousand", which hides a "small ecological space" close to three digits, and a potential "separate building with holes and caves" with the number of sands in the Ganges River.
And this 'Niuzhongxiaoqian' jointly supports [Baotou Township far away from the world], a very delicate spatial structure.
Lang suddenly said: "Fufu..."
The silly woman who rode a little sheep to her father's side responded, "Oh!"
Lang asked curiously: "Now your [Baotou Township] has turned into a spirit, if you continue to hold your head and squat to defend, can you still gain invincible defense?"
Shafu's [Hold your head and squat for defense] has been upgraded from a small spherical protective cover all the way to the current multi-level bull head township. The span is so large that it can be said that paramecium evolved into Tyrannosaurus rex.
So here comes the hot question, when this 'cow' stands in front of Fufu, what will happen if she squats down again?
Will it be sucked (teleported) into the interior of the "Niu Niu" in an instant like the "Envoy of Light Energy (Magic King)", becoming a driver and gaining invincible defense?
Or, no matter where Niu Niu is, when Fu Fu crouches with her head in her arms, this 'cow' will teleport to her and put her in the cockpit?
Either way, it's an interesting experiment. Even the elf girl and Little Jack showed curious eyes, looking at the silly woman who was about to squat.
Faced with this problem, even the hostess Fu was very moved. Without hesitation, she crouched decisively with her head in her arms.
this time. The cow doesn't move, the woman doesn't move. The wind does not move, and the heart does not move. A brand new 'head-holding defense field' appeared beside her, wrapping her like the original version.
"???" Bai Lang was confused, "Is this... a degeneration?"
Fufu, who was in the ball, looked up suspiciously, then shook her head at her father. With a thought in her mind, the inside of the 'ball' that wraps herself emits a soft light, illuminating the underworld wasteland in the underworld.
Then, the 'head-holding force field' continued to expand and expand according to her will, expanding to 3m, 5m...10m in diameter. All the areas surrounded by the head-holding force field are covered by the "mysterious law" that violates the underworld, and they are full of vitality from the very root, and mushrooms with magnificent colors and strange shapes grow rapidly.
In the blink of an eye, Fufu's head-holding force field has become a [Pocket Head-holding Village].
Bailang looked down at Fu, then up at Niu. Holding his chin up, he thought about it, and used the [Theory of the Root] to explore his daughter (the data on the panel of the magic bar), and muttered: "I probably understand what's going on."
Shafu stood up at this time and lifted the [Holding head and squatting defense], but the bright and colorful mushroom lawn (creep) full of underworld soil did not disappear, becoming a rare color in this gray and monotonous world.
After all, they are 'Buddha's evil spores' spawned by pollution sources, a group of powerful vitality, and the environment of the underworld, what a fart!
Fufu: "Hello Senmo?"
Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, Bailang pretended: "Have you heard of the 'power of the island'? Fufu's [holding the head and squatting to defend] at the moment can be understood as the 'power of the cow'. [Holding the head column] used to be in Fuyuki Absorbed and fused the "Heroic Spirit Avalon. Avalon" on the battlefield. The defensive enchantment projected by this Avalon is very strong, and it is known as "a dreamland far away from the world". It is absolutely defensive. But obviously, the scabbard is just a scabbard. It is not the real Utopia (Avalon Island), but its concept and projection. Therefore, the defense of the scabbard ≠ Avalon Island.”
"Fufu's current 'non-cow version. Holding the head and squatting for defense', just like the treasure 'Avalon', mobilizes and borrows the power of [Baotou Township]. Summons the concept and projection to the side, and This 'head-holding force field' is equated with the 'divine cow'. If the cow does not explode, the force field will not break!"
The elf girl was the first to understand: "That is to say, this [cow] represents Fufu's total assets in Baotou Township. No matter where the [cow] is? When Fufu hugs her head, she can use the [cow] as collateral to borrow money." With enough 'defensive power (money)', can the head-holding force field be broken until the enemy's cumulative output is enough to blow up the [bull]'s attack power?"
Lang: "Yes! This is the real world-class defense. It is full of triple thickness of 'Titan God Bull (physical strength) + multiple ecological circles + Baotou Township'."
Jack: "Does this mean that there is no cow in your hand, but do you have a cow in your heart? When will my hot pot city take shape?"
"Don't be envious, you two are not in the same way." Bailang patted Fufu and encouraged him: "From now on, there is no need to fold (fold) the 'God Cow'. Give you a small task, if you have nothing to do, just do it." Let the cows graze nearby, you can make them drink more 'Styx water' to replenish water, and activate the 'Kidney Garden, Bladder Winery'. In addition, you can control the 'God Cow' to fart a lot, and spit out Buddha evil spores to pollute the air and the environment .Invade the [underworld] with the 'Buddha Mushroom' to build a home environment. Finally, you can control the 'God Cow' to try some 'Psychic Undead', so that your [Baotou Township] can get used to this [pollution source] in advance. .”
"Cow Juice Power?" Fufu thought about what her father said about [Island Power], and she nodded as if she had realized something in her heart: "Wow, I understand!"
She will use remote control to control the brand-new "transformation [ability bar]" (cow), and make all kinds of bold attempts that have never been thought of.
Not only can you use 'cow fart' to transform the environment of the underworld, but you can also perform 'Zeus spraying water, Zeus spraying powder' to fight against [Psychic Pollution] and make a contribution to the warming of the underworld atmosphere.
"What about me? What about me?" Jack asked hopping, feeling left out.
"you?"
Bailang looked at his little daughter who was eager to try, and thought to himself that you have no talent, how can you compare with your sister?
However, he did not hit his little daughter. Instead, after careful consideration, he said, "Your words... Of course, you can't be idle. There is a big task for you."
Jack raised his chest and looked up: "Say it quickly."
Lang used his brains, and really came up with something for him: "You spent half a year with Feng Ying in the last mission, frequently participated in the shooting of many movies, and even acted as the heroine, right?"
Jack smugly said, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
"This time, I am destined to be your 'Greedy Zong Culture Communication Ambassador + Chief Queen's Great Director'. Ophelia provided the 'photographic equipment' (home appliance King Kong), and filmed seven films with the theme of 'Greedy Zong's Seven Saints'. Greek magic fairy hero movie. OK? Can it be done?"
Little Jack was a little disappointed: "That's it?"
"That's it! It's very important."
Since the current Lang intends to settle in the current "Greek Mythology World" for a long time, and become a [Gourmet Hell Lord], he must consider integrating into the local power system and completely localizing.
Therefore, it is very necessary to figure out and master the "power system" of the mission world.
The foundation of the mainstream power system in the Greek world is the "heroic epic (legendary deeds) system" that uses "divine power" as the raw material (flesh and blood) and the [title system] as the skeleton.
A big hero, fight a big boss/big monster, show off the limelight, gather "legends (titles)", be praised by others, gain power, and become stronger!
This behavior itself is a ritual of gaining power. The whole process involves 'events (stories/scripts), the strength of enemies, the spread of stories and the strength of popularity'.
But any contractor, no matter which paradise, is very familiar with the [Title System]. Therefore, Bailang chose to prove the Tao in the form of a "movie" to help the seven holy monks of the greedy sect become famous in the world.
He only needs to rely on the base of the 'Great Temple of the Underworld' (film and television base), follow the example of Athena or Hephaestus, and form the fourth [Great God Line] to fight in the air.
Then, the seven heroes of the [Greedy God Line] will be launched to act as the spokesperson of the God Line in the world (walking in the world).
Then, "Jack", who has followed the great director Feng Ying and has starred in the experience, will act as the director of the new generation, film seven seven-sage-themed films, and play them on a loop among the people (people).
You can take advantage of elements such as 'heroic deeds + praise + popularity', and try the unique 'hero upgrade + strengthening' in this world.
With a stronger 'native demigod (Buddha) hero' (seven people), it will be more logical to promote the Buddha Dharma, relying on the film industry to complete the cultural invasion (dharma promotion).
"In this shooting plan, each rabbit cadre has a commercial popcorn movie. You can refer to [Marvel Universe Series Movies]. The first stage of the 'Zen Universe' I planned is through the 'Seven Saints Theme Film' to the The mortals in Greece are tasked to fully demonstrate the sect culture from different angles, and to complete cultural hints and implants.”
"There is no need to forcibly teach, indoctrinate, or force the other party to comprehend. Instead, through the popular plots such as the protagonist Shuangwen subduing demons, eliminating demons and transforming witches, the superiority of [Greedy Sequence] is shown from multiple perspectives, making weak mortals A longing is born. Pretend to be strong enough, cool enough to be enough, don't forget to implant various products of our family, and show off a wave of 108 fake women by the way, what a good hostess? More attractive than girls." Bai Lang pointed out .
"When the audience gradually becomes familiar with Buddhist teachings such as 'Greedy Sect, Five Fish and Two Mushrooms', the first stage of the movie universe will end with a three-hour 'Assembly of the Seven Saints', a group portrait drama that suppresses the prison Arhat and the Seven Stars. The script is completely complete. Copying Women's Federation 1, the villain can choose [Pollution God Line], or invite [Pluto Group] to play at a high price. After the foreshadowing and brewing of the first seven parts, this "Greedy Alliance" will definitely win a large box office, and the cohesion is enough to make seven people The 'deeds' of all the sublimation come out."
In this way, let [Dalian Temple] show off in the world! Announce to the world that Western religion is coming!
For this plan, Bailang referred to the Western Second Teaching, Marvel Women's Federation 1... and other tutorials, and used the most cost-effective and labor-saving method (shooting false stories) to bully the aborigines (ancient Greek illiterates) who had never seen the movie, and completed the dimensionality reduction strike.
If it is said that the "movie" is opportunistic and cheating, it does not conform to the orthodox hero's practice method of gathering "legendary deeds"?
That's pure nonsense, after all, the birth of the 'heroes' in this world is also through word of mouth of folk epic rap artists, isn't it just bragging? It's just that the oral hi is less efficient and less image-worthy.
The strength transformed by the "heroic deeds" of the heroes of the gluttonous sect can be completely achieved by upgrading the visual effects.
For other local heroes, because mortals have limited vocabulary and average comprehension, they can only simply boast of "invulnerability, infinite strength". However, as long as the seven-person theme movie spends a lot of money on special effects, it can accumulate myths and legends among the people that are "as powerful as special effects".
As long as he is not studying, Little Jack is not afraid of being incompetent. Thinking of how Feng Ying scolded Fang Qiu when he was the director, Jack also wanted to think about it, and took out his small notebook to record the main points mentioned by his father. He felt that this job was much higher than the "cow herding boy"!
Thinking of the various blockbuster movies he had watched, Jack's mind exploded with inspiration: "I have a few ideas!"