Chapter 1311 Laleye Pink Rabbit Ear Puppets
In the underworld, Feng Ying, who was authorized by Bailang, took Little Jack together to open an entertainment company [Ralley Idol Agency], focusing on the promotion of an underworld idol.
The resources of Hu Bailang are backed by the backing of [Ksitigarbha], coupled with the network resources accumulated during the period of [Yangsheng], and finally it is a demonstration of the benign gains brought by the "Curry Song and Dance Virus".
With these four conditions put together, Yin Yin Erluo's 'new business' can be promoted rapidly. Many small tomb owners who missed the "Opening Remuneration" event contacted Feng Ying one after another, hoping to order a sample of "Shit Smell Power" and play a "Curry Song and Dance" around their graveyard. It is good to mentally pollute the workers in the underworld to improve their fighting spirit and work efficiency.
In addition, those VIP customers who had participated in the [Curry Tomb] buffet, after hearing that Feng Ying had formed a more professional 'entertainment company', also asked if there were any new singing and dancing performances?
The poisonous "curry singing and dancing" is indeed explosive and brainwashing, and it is a blow to the laborers. But the content is too single, there is no plot, and the total length of the video is only 2 hours.
When it was played near the "God's Grave" at first, the mental stimulation to the workers was 800%, and there would be a residual "dancing addiction" that was difficult to quit. In order to qualify for the next day's 'Curry Song and Dance Night', these workers directly overdraw their accumulated performance.
But in the past few days, the tomb owners suddenly discovered that there is still a 'tolerance' to the highly poisonous and demonic singing and dancing performances that are as powerful as curry gods and demons. Now the workers, after participating in the disco dance on the graveyard every night, the effect has dropped to 730%.
Although laborers can obtain absolute satisfaction and strong excitement from the "Magic Song and Dance Replay", the "new ideas" are no longer new. Lack of freshness, and all the moves of 'Curry Song and Dance' have been learned.
A world golden song, no matter how beautiful the melody is, you will never tire of listening to it. But continuous loop playback will eventually lose that wonderful feeling.
Tomb owners plan ahead, when the stimulation rate of "Magic Curry Song and Dance" drops to 100%, no matter how magical they are, they will feel fatigued. Therefore, after learning that Feng Ying opened an 'entertainment company', these tomb owners asked whether there was a 'new film'? I even expect to be able to customize the content of "singing and dancing".
Ashamed to say, [Doufen Continent]'s underworld system does not pay attention to 'faith' and 'believers'. The power of faith cannot be converted into divine power, and gods and demons can only increase their dominance and expand their influence through faith.
However, the "curry singing and dancing performance" for several days in a row has caused a high-intensity brainwashing effect on the workers. The laborers of different tomb owners have abandoned their "God Tomb Faith" and turned to the fallen [Curry God Demon. Yasha] as a spiritual idol.
This is intolerable to the little tomb owners. It is necessary to customize a new "magic brainwashing song and dance", and design an equally explosive Bollywood song and dance with its own "corporate culture/sect concept" as the core, so as to improve the spiritual civilization needs of workers.
In the face of new customers emerging and old customers in need, Feng Ying spent a lot of money with great courage, and with a shake of her little hand, she ordered a full 108 seats of [Stars of the Underworld] from Bailang.
Her 【Health No.】is just a boat, and she needs to register, develop, and cultivate 108 underworld stars like never before! If you want to play, you can play the big one. We recommend 108 underworld idols to debut, covering everything and all kinds of styles. Seize the idol track in advance, there is always one that suits you!
With 108 underworld stars, Bailang could build the supporting hardware (Carp Xuantan), but he couldn't afford it at all. Not to mention only one [Curry Tomb] in hand, even if you gather seven ruins and synthesize [Poseidon. Concept], you still cannot afford the consumption of supporting 108 underworld stars at the same time.
Feng Ying thought the same way. The cost of her custom-made 108 "Carp Xuantan" already accounted for 2/3 of the investment of the Jizo Group. Like cultivating every 'Xuantan' into a 'star in the underworld' recognized by the underworld, she couldn't afford the cost behind it.
Fortunately, Feng Ying didn't plan to use her 'money (resources/grave power)' to sacrifice and nourish these 'underworld stars', but chose to share them.
What is an idol? Idols are like harvesting leeks, gathering the power of the crowd, and finally achieving their own money-making machines. How could she keep throwing money at the bottomless pit of 'Idol of the Underworld'? Of course, relying on these machines to harvest wealth!
From whom? Of course, who has the money to cut whom? The main feature is a laborer who harvests the underworld, and by the way charges the tomb owners for custom singing and dancing performances.
As for why 108 idols were launched at the same time? Presumably the wise reader has already guessed it. That's right, it's [Army of Rabbits] 108 pink furry rabbits!
Back then, Bailang was still thinking hard about the initial [Healing Church], thinking about how to effectively improve the efficiency of missionary work. At that time, he had an idea, and developed the "seven people" of "The Army of Rabbits" into a cowherd with top-notch looks.
That year, Brother Zhi hadn't stepped on the sewing machine yet, and Brother Ji was still so beautiful.
The "Seven Milk Dogs" with pirated looks are powerful in the mission world. They randomly surround a rich woman and aunt in Bidong, and the seven of them work together to promote the [Healing God System], and they can get a large amount of charity.
Immediately, the seven-member congregation used the false "body donation" as a gimmick to continue to whet the rich woman's appetite, induce consumption to hit the list, donate to the healing church, and finally PUA became a stable believer.
The most enchanting and confusing "Beautiful Boyhood" of the seven people made great contributions to Bailang. With their seven business elites, Bailang never surrendered his status and went out to deliver eggs to attract users.
However, the times are developing, and the power of waves is expanding. The seven people are also like the whitewashed Lang, without needing to sell their hues, they were promoted from the grassroots salesman to the management team.
Then, the seven people were bound to 'animal fruits' one after another, and were awarded the greasy 'middle-aged title'. Either [hair loss] or [insomnia].
Although the top milk dog is still attractive in appearance, it will become extremely ugly after "awakening the animal department" from time to time. What's more, the 'fresh meat camouflage' is just a layer of fake hue skin. Once they enter the fighting state, they will break through this painted skin and reveal their real faces that are mentally crushing.
The higher the level of Bailang, the stronger the enemy he faces, the greater the fighting pressure of the seven people, and the harder it is to maintain the false appearance of the milk dog.
What's more, the "seven people" who have entered the management team have converted to [Greedy School], and their daily life has also "sell appearances, seduce fools, and develop believers", and has changed to "study Buddhism intensively, improve self-cultivation, and teach disciples."
So far, [Pink Hairy Cowherd Group] The first generation of "Shen Qi" has retreated into the world one after another, and Bai Lang doesn't need a younger brother to sell meat to support his family, so it's a bit of a loss to say it.
But today, Feng Ying picked up this mantle again. In fact, she really admired the combination of "Fresh Meat Seven" back then. If played well, it would be a special attack on rich women, old aunts, teachers, sluts... When encountering such opponents, the "Seven Milk Dogs" won three points without making a move.
Nai Helang's aesthetic ability is limited, and he likes the flow of migrant workers. Xuezang blocked the seven people and became a masterpiece.
This time, Feng Ying asked Little Jack to get the treasure [Army of Rabbits] from his father, and summoned 108 pink furry rabbits to become the second generation of "Idols of the Pure Land of Paradise".
The plush rabbits are naturally very excited. After all, they have also witnessed the rise of the 'First Generation of Fresh Meat Seven', and they also have a restless heart in their bodies. Today, we are finally ushering in the traffic era of our 108 Tiangang Disha Pink Furry Rabbit Idol Group!
So Feng Ying got a "Secret Transformation Technique" from the "Ksitigarbha", and 108 pink furry rabbits scrambled to become the most enchanting one according to personal preference.
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Feng Ying chose the 'pink furry rabbit' for a good reason.
First of all, they have the potential to become the same top cowherds after being nurtured by the first generation of "Shenzhen Seven". Secondly, as the saying goes, "the female rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the male rabbit's eyes are blurred." Two rabbits walk side by side, can you tell if I'm male or female? '.
Choosing the bunny form is simply the most perfect idol. On the basis of the fresh meat cowherd, it is also the seed of the best "fake mother" who is born beautiful and hard to give up!
She wants to spread hundreds of idols in the underworld, and the simple aesthetic of "beautiful men, young meat..." is obviously not enough. Yin and Yang complement each other, there are handsome men, but also beautiful women.
But the 108 'stars of the underworld' must match Bailang's [Army of Rabbits]. So Mao Maotu was invited to debut as an idol, not only as a man, but also as a fake mother if necessary, to meet the needs of the masses of the underworld.
Women's wear boss, air cup, stimulating consumption, even more exciting!
Feng Ying did not do this blindly. She conducted questionnaire surveys in various construction sites in the underworld in advance. It turns out that most of today's laborers are sailors or low-level pirates.
These groups have one thing in common, that is, they live at sea all year round. Living on a small boat with only men, life is boring and boring. Over time, the hormones that cannot be vented are vented on each other.
Therefore, the out-of-the-closet rate in the ocean industry is so high... After learning that the newly launched 'idols' are male and female boys, they became even more excited, and expressed that they would make their debut soon, and they wanted to support the idols. cause!
Therefore, the "Laliyah Puppet Girl Idol Group" has a solid theoretical foundation and pays close attention to the pain points of users. It is really a snake hit seven inches.
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Feng Ying, who never chases stars on weekdays, but is well aware of the stinky fan circle traffic manipulation. I don't know where I got several copies of "Beautiful Boy/Female Spectrum". There are western worlds, fantasy worlds, martial arts worlds, and fairy tale worlds.
Most of these magazines and books come from 30% or 60% of the stable 'mission world'.
This kind of world has initially gotten rid of the [destruction mode] crisis, and has high risk resistance, attracting the favor and investment of a large number of high-level contractors (level 4 and above).
With the increase in investment, the "Mission World" has entered a period of rapid development, and the standard of living, culture and entertainment will naturally rise.
Then the contractors from [Paparazzi Paradise] are the most keen to make some weird rankings, covering everything from beauty to food...
Therefore, Feng Ying, who often travels in different worlds, holds a large number of magazines such as "World Class. Absolute Chromatography".
Hmm... Feng Ying said with a guilty conscience that her sister asked her to buy these, and it had nothing to do with her! Her interests are all in the niche field of the cute style of "three-dimensional underworld Pokémon Zombie".
With these materials, it is natural for the '108 Fuzzy Rabbit' to have a reference object, so that it can be transformed into a more perfect shape.
Bai Lang, who is far away in the sun, doesn't know that Little Jack, who is about to leave the [Army of Rabbits], is plotting with Feng Ying to pollute his "noble Phantasm". The 108 devil fighters who were supposed to be iron-blooded men were twisted into 108 Laleye pink rabbit-eared pussies.
Mainly a "fresh meat idol, pure land of bliss, male and female indisputable, voice navigation, mental pollution (eyewashing), soul companion... the cultural communication ambassador of gluttony", is a high-quality underworld idol who is active, healthy and sunny!
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