Chapter 2095 Damn It, There Was an Earthquake? (First Update)

Xiao Bing was walking on the street, and fighter planes randomly dropped several bombs on the street. Because everyone was watching the live broadcast at home, almost no one was walking on the street, but even so, it still caused a panic in the whole city. panic.

Xiao Bing withstood the attack of these bombs, and then got directly into a building. There were still some employees in the building who had not left at this time, and before it was sure that everyone here had left, the M country fighters would never dare Unless the current president and other military leaders don't want to bombard us with missiles here.

Seeing Xiao Bing coming in from the outside, some employees screamed and ran outside one after another. Some of them were watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones. Originally, it was just for them to watch the excitement. I am very excited, but trouble has found me, and no one can help but be afraid.

Seeing that the place was getting more and more empty, Xiao Bing walked to a sushi restaurant and sat down. He took some casually and poured himself a drink. The restaurant was already empty, so Xiao Bing ate as if there was no one around. He drank heavily.

It was not yet certain whether there was anyone inside the commercial building, so they did not dare to take action yet. The fighter planes could only keep circling outside. After a while, more than 100 fighter planes flew in, and the original more than 100 fighter planes flew in. Then go back the same way and go to the nearest military base to stop.

Xiao Bing listened to the sound of the rumbling planes above and mistook the sound of fighter planes flying over for moving away. He hummed a little song while eating. After eating, he actually found one directly in the store. He fell asleep on the sofa.

Xiao Bing knew that he wouldn't be able to hide here for long, and it wouldn't even take much time. Everyone in Kendal City would probably be ordered by the government to leave here. By then, Country M would even turn this city into a sea of ​​fire. He will definitely not let himself escape.

In fact, if it were other people, there would be some methods at this time, such as hijacking a school or a hospital. In short, as long as there are a group of hostages in hand, the people of M country who claim to be righteous would not dare to do anything. However, in this case, Xiao Bing This time, the hero was originally going to fight against the villain. Once he did something like this, Xiao Bing became the villain, and Country M became a righteous one, so of course it was impossible for Xiao Bing to do this.

What's more, Xiao Bing used to be a soldier. Protecting the people is a gene that is deeply rooted in his bones. He definitely can't do that kind of thing. I won't offend others unless they offend me. I won't spare others if they offend me. This is in Xiao Bing's bones. character.

When Xiao Bing began to fall asleep, the hosts from TV stations around the world were chatting with the guests about Xiao Bing's current situation.

The host of Country M TV station shouted: "Oh, that's strange, why didn't he capture those people as hostages? There were so many people running out of the mall."

The guest shook his head and said: "He is really a strange oriental man. If no one in the mall was caught by him as a hostage, then this Xiao Bing is really weird. Doesn't he know how to catch him?" Taking some hostages and then negotiating with the government of country M, is this the best way for him to escape?"

The host said: "Maybe the hostage is already in hand, but I haven't heard of him contacting the government of country M for negotiations. This is a bit strange."

The guest said: "In my opinion, he must have a hostage in his hands now. When he entered the mall just now, there were many employees in the mall who had not had time to leave. Even if some ran out, but in this life-and-death situation, At this time, I don’t believe that anyone cares about morality, and saving one’s life is more important.”

At this time, a staff member walked into the live broadcast room, walked next to the female host, whispered something, and then left.

The host said with a look of disbelief: "The government has just confirmed that all the people in the shopping mall will be relocated, and the citizens of Kendal City are now being relocated."

The face of the guest from the martial arts circle of M country was turning blue and white. He had just said that no one could care about morality in this situation. Xiao Bing must have caught the hostage in his hands, but the facts began to hit him. s face.

The host came to the guests' rescue and said: "Well, what you just said is human nature, and I think everyone must think so. Then what do you think Xiao Bing is doing in the mall if he didn't take the hostages? Woolen cloth?"

The guest thought for a moment and said: "I guess he must have trouble sleeping and eating right now, and he is probably thinking of countermeasures in the mall..."

"Oh, now our signal can be connected to the monitoring room in the mall, and we can switch the screen now."

Immediately afterwards, all the scenes of the global live broadcast were successfully switched to the mall. Finally, Xiao Bing was found in a restaurant. Everyone was stunned. There was some leftover sushi on the table next to Xiao Bing, and Xiao Bing was lying on the sofa. He was sleeping up there and even snoring.

People all over the world were dumbfounded, and all the guests or hosts who had just guessed that Xiao Bing was having trouble sleeping or eating now felt their faces hurt, their faces were slapped, and they felt like they were about to be swollen.

The guests from country M cursed secretly in their hearts, I don’t want to be a guest host here anymore, I want to go home!

The female host from China laughed loudly, and Wang Tiejun also looked dumbfounded. The female host said: "This may be the most arrogant person in history, right? It's already more serious than burning eyebrows, hundreds of planes They’re all hovering overhead, and he’s actually sleeping?”

Wang Tiejun also didn't know what to say. After a long time, he said: "This... this may be the boldness of talented people."

The female host said: "If Minister Xiao can return safely, I will be his little fan girl from now on. As long as I can get a photo of Deputy Minister Xiao, it will be worth whatever I have to pay."

After she finished speaking, her face turned red, causing countless fans in front of the TV who had been conquered by Xiao Bing to call her a vixen.

In the Xiao Mansion, Ye Zi and others, who were still very nervous at first, looked at each other. For some reason, they couldn't get nervous now even if they wanted to.

Ye Zi smiled bitterly and said: "This big bad guy makes others worry about him every time, but he himself is sleeping soundly there."

Red Rose smiled and said: "Don't you know Xiao Bing? He is always very thoughtful when doing things. Since he can sleep soundly, it proves that he already has a solution."

In the private room of the hotel in Country M, Bi Tingting was sitting in front of the TV with her agent Xu Ting, watching the live broadcast. Xu Ting said excitedly: "Look, have you seen it? This is my male god. Is he more handsome than your boyfriend?"

Bi Tingting was very nervous just now, but now she couldn't help but smile: "Yes, yes, he is so handsome."

After Bi Tingting finished speaking, she thought to herself, Xiao Bing, Xiao Bing, just act cool. How long has it been and you are still acting cool? You are really worrying!

And just when everyone thought Xiao Bing had thought of a way, Xiao Bing actually really didn't think of anything. He just felt a little tired. It was better to catch up on some sleep here first, which was equivalent to supplementing. Physical strength, after a while, I will have more strength when I move my hands.

Seeing Xiao Bing sleeping, the top brass of Country M were all furious. This was simply contempt, naked contempt for them, and a complete disregard for their superpower.

The military department urgently contacted Mayor Kendall and asked about the evacuation situation of the people. When they learned that two princesses were in the hotel and refused to leave, the military department only felt a headache. The princesses from country R and country M ran over. What to do? After this incident, Country M has already offended China, but it can no longer offend Country R and Country Y. Especially these two countries are still the two largest allies of Country M, so the military does not dare to act without authorization, and The matter was immediately reported to the president.

After the president received the news, he went crazy and hurriedly contacted the royal families of Country R and Country Y, and finally asked the royal families there to persuade the two princesses to leave.

At this moment, in the hotel room, several policemen were trying to persuade them outside. Anna and Nami were in the same camp this time. They watched the live broadcast on the TV and refused to leave.

Then Princess Anna's cell phone rang, and Princess Nami's cell phone rang too. After the two of them finished talking on the phone, they glared at the two policemen fiercely, and Nami asked: "What should we do now?"

Princess Anna said: "Let's leave first, but you can walk slower. Isn't Brother Xiao sleeping? It's just right for Brother Xiao to sleep a little longer."

The two of them are princesses. If they had not left, the city would not have dared to carry out large-scale bombings. Even if they destroyed a city building, they would certainly not have dared to kill two foreign princesses at the same time, and they were both. A princess with such a great reputation.

The two women walked out of the hotel slowly. Although they deliberately delayed the time, they finally walked out. This time the policeman was relieved. As long as they got into the car, everything would be fine. After getting into the car, Anna and Nami sat next to each other, then opened their laptops and continued watching the live broadcast.

After Princess Anna and Princess Nami's cars left the city, the military finally began to issue the final order to the commander of the fighter plane: "Start the war!"

More than a hundred fighter planes collectively began to carry out crazy air raids on the shopping mall where Xiao Bing was located. Xiao Bing was sleeping inside when he suddenly felt a shaking. The glass inside the shopping mall was shattered, and even the roof above had some cracks. Xiao Bing opened his eyes and fell off the sofa. Just when everyone thought Xiao Bing would be shocked, Xiao Bing rubbed his eyes, then widened his eyes and blurted out: " Damn it, was there an earthquake?”

At this moment, all the Chinese people who saw this scene burst into laughter. Those foreigners who did not understand the Chinese language also burst into laughter after being translated!

PS: Three chapters per day will be resumed today, this is the first update