Chapter 16

The palace guards poured in from all directions outside the main hall, Wukong stood on the case of the King of Qin, and glanced around at the officials of the Qin Kingdom who were lying limp on the ground, seeing the King of Qin collapsing in front of him in two battles, the Queen Mother rolled her eyes, He let out a cry of shock and passed out, the emperors and ministers in the hall must show their ugly faces, the dead souls of the alchemists in Wukong's hands, the soldiers with their hands and feet bound, some people trembling all over, some people poured out feces and urine, the scene was a mess.

Only in Taiqing, Chen Ang could sit still and watch the changes quietly. The green bull came quietly and waited outside the hall with its carriage on its back. When the guards passed by it, they didn't care about it. Yin Xi It's a bit hesitant to say something.

Wukong is very skilled in martial arts, although he didn't learn any martial arts from Chen Ang, but now the Quantum Yuanshen is transparent in all directions, even a fly and an ant can be checked through. What's the difference? With a wave of his hand, he swept away a piece.

It lifted Alchemist Ti upside down, and knocked the two guards who came up to the ground. With red monkey eyes and ferocious fangs, it frightened the limp King Qin in front of him.

The horrified King of Qin shouted loudly: "Grandpa hero, spare your life! Great man, spare your life!" He pointed to the alchemist Ti Fang in Wukong's hand and said, "It's all this treacherous person who provoked me to make such a big mistake. Please be a hero and get rid of it for me!" This villain!"

Wukong looked up to the sky and smiled: "I'll reason with you, you talk about status with me, I ask you about knowledge, you answer my dignity, I talk about human relations and etiquette, you talk about the difference between animals, I'll reason with you, you come up and do it, I'll give you an answer." I fought with you, and now you are begging me for mercy... When he insulted me, you didn't say he was a traitor, but now you and I are five feet apart, blood splattered three steps, you come to tell me that he provoked me?"

"When you laughed at me for being crowned with a monkey just now, you didn't care about my knowledge, rituals and music. Now when you flatter me as a hero, you don't care about my rampant and unruly, and knocked you all to the ground. How do you act, how do you treat me? I don't really care who I am or what I do. It's just... just look at your own status!"

"When life and death are taken, be arrogant, and when life is in the hands of others, bow your knees!"

There was a fierce light in Wukong's eyes, and he swung the human stick in his hand to kill the King of Qin, only to hear Chen Ang say: "Wukong!" The monkey regained its composure, smiled coldly at King Qin, turned around and left, and waited until it went After walking ten steps, the surrounding guards rushed up and protected the King Qin and the Queen Mother behind him. Only then did King Qin jump up furiously, and shouted: "Kill it! Kill that monkey! Kill them!"

As soon as Wukong stretched out his hand, he lifted a rushing soldier over his head and threw it on the ground. The guard in heavy armor knocked down the people in front of him. ?”

With a shake of the iron dagger in its hand, I don’t know how many people in front of it broke their limbs and flew back. The bronze dagger pointed directly at the King of Qin. His body knocked over the screen and nailed to the wall behind him,

The sharp blade did not penetrate King Qin's body, but got stuck in his chest and pierced into the stone wall.

"It's just a hundred steps, I will take your life, why should you be angry?"

Looking at the armored soldiers surrounding it in all directions, Wukong laughed and said, "Who dares to stop me?"

Chen Ang and Lao Tzu had already stood up from their seats. At this time, the eyes and spirits of the soldiers in the hall were all attracted by Wu Kong. How they acted did not attract attention at all. All the soldiers surrounded Wu Kong. Let Chen Ang and the others walk out of the hall and walk towards the bullock cart.

Yin Xi asked with some concern: "You two saints, I don't know Wukong is like this, how can we pass the Qin Pass?"

Chen Ang just smiled: "A soldier of a country, six or seven checkpoints, there is a cowardly king on the top, mediocre ministers on the bottom, and the rest, there are only one or two outstanding people, and they are still unusable, and there are mediocrity at the top. Stop me from passing Qin Pass?"

"Now there are three hundred soldiers in the palace, and Senior Brother Wukong refuses to hold King Qin hostage. In the palace, there is an ambush every ten steps. The enemy is full of people, and there are many barriers. How can he escape?"

"Above the main hall, how dare the dignitaries spare their lives? When I went, I saw the king of Qin with no masters, the soldiers were at a loss, the officials were panicked, and the surroundings were panicked. If you have the courage, the flock of sheep can eat the tiger. How can it be?"

In fact, these are just superficial excuses for Chen Ang to deal with casually. The real reason is not to mention Wukong's supernatural powers. In Chen Ang's eyes, Qin's military equipment and palace defense can be regarded as riddled with holes and loopholes everywhere. There are no more than a few hundred armored soldiers in the Palace of the King of Qin, and the palace has a front court and a back palace. The scope is so large, how can a mere hundreds of people in this area be able to fortify it tightly? Next, occasionally one or two guards blocked them, but they were only picked up by the green bull, unable to stop them, and quickly left the city gate.

After leaving Xianyang, Wukong walked more than ten miles outside the city before catching up and said to Chen Ang: "Master, the king of Qin is just a pustule, and the guards in the palace are full of wine bags and rice bags. I will beat them out from the hall. After passing through the three gates, no one dared to come up to obstruct them, they were timid and suffocated! I heard from Zilu that there are tigers and wolves in the state of Qin, and if I look at it today, it's nothing more than that!"

"Master, when we leave the state of Qin, I'll go back and play with him!"

Chen Ang only smiled and said: "That's the style of a monster, you can't do that."

"Master, the King of Qin has neglected you two and treated me disrespectfully. Teach him a lesson, how is he acting like a monster?" Wukong said in a low voice, 'I'll just scare him and don't want his life! "

"This is the style of monsters..." Chen Ang said with a smile: "Do you think you are still that wild monkey with no roots and no proof? Look at those people who have magical powers around, and those who have no positive results are monsters, just like These knight-errants from all over the world, with unkempt hair and protruding temples, short-backed clothes, angry eyes and speechless speech due to a moment of enthusiasm. They fought each other in front, cut off their necks and collars, and decided to kill their livers and lungs. Relying on their own daring to fight and kill, their force is powerful, Blood splashes three feet at every turn. This ranger is just a ranger. He comes out to mess around, relying on ruthlessness and money. Enmity with others is either because of a problem of face, and everyone is angry, or it is for the benefit of money, open swords and guns. If you Going to teach the king of Qin a lesson is nothing more than relying on supernatural powers to deceive people, hitting each other in front of you, blood spattering five steps."

"This way of relying on magic power, how is it different from the monsters in the wild?"

"Wukong, why do you think the King of Qin is making things difficult for you?" Chen Ang asked.

Wukong scratched his head and replied: "Of course it was Nati alchemist who provoked him!"

"Oh?" Chen Ang smiled, and asked again: "Then why did Nati alchemist make things difficult for you? He provoked King Qin to harm you for no reason."

"This..." Wukong couldn't answer now! Chen Ang had no choice but to explain: "Naturally someone instigated it behind the scenes." Then he clearly explained the plot of Lei Gong and Dian Mu... Wukong was furious when he heard the words, and said: "Well, you, Lei Gong and Dian Mu, were just a joke in the past. , to be so recalcitrant, I will definitely not give up with him!"

"You naughty hozen, but are you going to wait for the day when the wind and rain will blow, and wait for the Thunder God and Lightning Mother to come out and teach them a lesson?" Chen Ang asked, seeing Wukong's hesitation and hesitancy, he knew it was right. In his mind, he shook his head and said: "So, you are still wild, and you can't learn how to deal with things like a god."

"Master, what is the way the gods deal with things?" Wukong asked.

"Then how did the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother plot against you?" Chen Ang asked back: "Let me tell you, there are five immortals in the sky, but there are people above them, the immortals who belong to the Tianting Lingshan. Moment, the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother hated you, and they didn't strike you with lightning, but ordered a mortal alchemist to embarrass you."

"This god is like an official. If you say that the monster style is a ranger, who can fight and kill, relying on physical strength and magical powers, then this god in the sky is a court scholar-bureaucrat, a decent official, and his methods of doing things are different. It's different. If you're a wild monster with no backing, he can handle you easily, just like an official handles a ranger and picks up his troops to get you. , the officers and soldiers of the captains are all prepared for this."

"At that time, the heavenly soldiers and generals will be surrounded like a net. The Leibu Doubu has four soldiers and horses, thirty-six thunder generals, four heavenly kings, six Ding Liujia, and four marshals. If one is fought, one will be provoked. He will have more soldiers." Jiang Guang will come to harass him day and night, and finally invite those supernatural beings, no matter how powerful the goblin is, he can also subdue it. Even if it’s a mere thunder and lightning, which goblin is he afraid of?”

"But there is someone behind you! Goku!"

"You gave the Taiqing Daoist a cow. He came to Tushita Palace to burn fire and make alchemy. That god didn't ask him? Although he is not talking about high position and authority, it is also a good job. There are requests from all directions, and the status is respected. How much do you know about his relationship in the Heavenly Court? And as a teacher, that is the leader of the Heavenly Outer World, a friend from another world! Even the Jade Emperor, he must show face, so as not to surprise the allies and cause extremely bad influence."

"How can a mere Thunder God and Lightning Mother move you?"

"I can only find a lower realm alchemist who is a scapegoat to cause you some trouble, and I dare not provoke my teacher and Taiqing Taoist friends. Look at the chaos in the Qin Palace today. There are no swords and guns in the hall. Why are we unscathed? ?” Chen Ang said with a smile: “They are all meritorious officers from all over the world, traveling day and night and waiting for the gods, one by one covering their eyes with their hands, blinding the six senses of those mortal soldiers, so that we can sit back and relax all the way.”

Wukong suddenly realized: "So it turns out that Ti alchemist is just a small person, and Lei Gong and Dian Mu use him as a spear."

"Wukong! How many supernatural powers, spells and principles you have learned here, it is naturally impossible to mix with those ignorant wild monsters. It seems to be beautiful, but in fact it is restricted everywhere. Even longevity is an illegal treatment. Although Tai Qing and As a teacher's legacy, Heavenly Court Spirit Mountain will give some face, and it will be more carefree than ordinary monsters without mountain background, but there is no result."

"It's better to mix up the establishment and cultivate a positive result. Daoist Taiqing will incarnate Lao Tzu to go west and teach Hu people to become Buddhas. There will be great merit in the heaven. I will entrust you with a relationship. When Lao Tzu ascends in the future, I will also make you a fairy. There are establishments in Tushita Palace, it’s leisurely and beautiful, Laojun has a wide network of contacts, and he has a great face, even if he goes to the four departments to become a general, it’s not difficult for Xingjun to be a loose official.”

"However, the atmosphere in the heavenly court has been quite bad recently. The gods in the four directions talk about human relationships and relationships. The way inside is very complicated. I am afraid that if you are not careful, you will offend others, fall into other people's schemes, and violate the rules of heaven. You are a fool." Later, there is a rebellious monkey with a very rebellious nature. If he becomes a bandit in the future and is suppressed by capable people invited by Tianting Lingshan, he will also suffer. I should explain the truth to you clearly, so as not to be confused in the future. Even if you fall into the grass, you have to be clear about it, and only when you go to the Heavenly Palace to find someone to settle the score, can you make it clear!"

"Master..." Wukong was very moved: "Master, please worry!"

"So this time, let's follow the rules of the gods." Chen Ang said: "Don't look for King Qin first, then the father of thunder and the mother of lightning are plotting against you. Naturally, it's not just the previous time, this time it's just a name."

"Name?" Wukong was puzzled.

"Yes!" Chen Ang said: "You also know the alchemist's ability, Lei Gong and Dian Mu are not stupid, how could they expect this trash to embarrass you, I think they just want to see you make trouble and offend King Qin, they have a good name Intervene, fight with you, make you ugly. Laojun's westward journey is a grand event in the heavenly court. They attacked for no reason, violated the rules of heaven, and hated Laojun. But now you are making troubles in the Qin court, giving them a reason to intervene, and they make excuses King Qin, please use the hands of that alchemist to fight with you, the Jade Emperor knows it, and it is reasonable, and Laojun and I can't embarrass them."

"So, the method of Thunder God and Lightning Mother is still in the future?" Wukong bared his teeth and smiled: "Very good, very good!"