188. Master Chen Teaching Face to Face
What kind of experience is it like to see a girl you like hugging and kissing someone else?
There was no Zhihu in 2003, otherwise Chen Hansheng would have gone crazy x-on:王子博 to answer this question.
Wang Zibo would probably say that his head was blank at that moment, and the entire trachea seemed to be suppressed, and it was very uncomfortable to be blocked in his throat. His heart was beating nervously "bang bang" at first, and then he felt colic as if being gouged out by a knife. .
Wang Zibo couldn't help but opened his mouth and took a deep breath into his lungs. The wine in his stomach was also rolling, but he still pretended to be strong: "How do I know where they are going to live?"
Chen Hansheng looked at Wang Zibo: "I guess maybe I went to an Internet cafe to play games all night, or to sing K."
Wang Zibo forced a smile, which was uglier than crying: "Maybe."
At this time, Zhao Zheng and Huang Hui happened to pass by the window arm in arm. They didn't know that there was a sad person sitting in this taxi, and they drank some wine and pecked each other from time to time.
Wang Zibo forced himself to lower his head.
Chen Hansheng was still analyzing carefully: "Anything is possible, but it is absolutely impossible to go to a hotel. What do a man and a woman go to a hotel for? How can they play games all night without a computer..."
"Stop talking!"
Before Chen Hansheng finished speaking, Wang Zibo suddenly threw the flowers into the carriage angrily, and the bright petals scattered in all directions.
This was the first time Wang Zibo got so angry in front of Chen Hansheng. Chen Hansheng also turned his head and looked out the window silently.
The corner of the taxi driver's mouth twitched. He really wanted to say something, but he touched the 100 yuan note in his pocket, and he endured it.
After Wang Zibo yelled, he suddenly covered his mouth, quickly opened the car door and vomited with a "wow" on the side of the road. Tears and snot were mixed with the drink.
Just as Chen Hansheng was about to get out of the car to comfort him, the uncle driver handed over a roll of paper from the front: "Take it, I was young too, and I understand this kind of heartache."
"Thank you." Chen Hansheng thanked him.
After getting out of the car, Chen Hansheng handed over the paper, and Wang Zibo took it without saying a word. Looking up, he saw Zhao Zheng and Huang Hui hugging each other and gradually disappearing on the road ahead.
1912 is still noisy, and there are happy people on the street, but there are also a lot of crying people. Alcohol can indeed paralyze people's nerves in a short period of time.
"Is there any smoke?"
Wang Zibo wiped his tears and asked suddenly.
Chen Hansheng took out his cigarette and lit it for Wang Zibo himself.
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Smoking a cigarette, Wang Zibo ignored the clothes he bought for lunch, and sat straight on the ground, speaking with a strong nasal voice: "Xiao Chen, this world is not romantic anymore, and enthusiasm is regarded as licking dogs."
Chen Hansheng sighed, and patted Wang Zibo on the shoulder: "Zibo, your three views are very upright, but it's a pity that your five senses are not good. Love is never obtained by licking. Both parties must have the characteristics of mutual attraction."
Wang Zibo didn't understand: "Don't I have a single advantage?"
"Yes, and many."
Chen Hansheng flicked the cigarette ash and said: "It's just that you didn't show it correctly, or Huang Hui didn't like your strengths. I reminded you to change quickly, but it's a pity that you are obsessed with obsession. looking at you."
"You have said so much, you were not a dog licker like me in the early years."
Wang Zibo said sullenly: "When you were chasing Xiao Yu'er before, every time after class, you pretended to ask for advice with exercises, did you think we didn't understand? It's so funny!"
After he finished speaking as if venting his anger, he threw the cigarette butt on the ground heavily, and the cigarette butt with sparks rolled around for a long time before stopping.
Chen Hansheng looked up at the sky, there was not a cloud in the blue starry sky, but he said slowly: "Do you really think that Xiao Yu'er has no feelings for me?"
Wang Zibo was taken aback for a moment.
"I did pretend to ask for homework."
Chen Hansheng said in a low tone: "But have you ever thought about why Xiao Yu'er didn't go out to play right away during recess, but deliberately waited in his seat for a while.
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These words were like a bolt from the blue, just hitting Wang Zibo's heart. It has been less than two years since high school, and those memories are still very clear.
"No wonder, Xiao Yuer always likes to stay in her seat for two minutes after class is over before going out."
Wang Zibo suddenly realized: "So she was waiting for you... No, then why did she reject you later?"
"Because at that time, no one thought that this was liking."
Chen Hansheng smiled: "I only realized it later. In fact, I haven't really pursued Xiao Yu'er very seriously. This relationship happened in a daze, which shows that there is already a foundation of relationship."
"It happened in a muddle, and you just accepted it?"
Wang Zibon asked uneasily.
"Otherwise, Xiao Yu'er is so beautiful, why don't I accept it?"
Chen Hansheng patted his butt and stood up: "Let's go, let's go drink again."
Wang Zibo had planned this for a long time, and immediately got into the car.
Although the driver couldn't speak, he really wanted to express his thoughts, so Lin Zhixuan's "Single Love Song" was deliberately played in the car.
I can't catch love;
Always watching her slip away;
There are happy people everywhere in the world;
Why can't you count me in.
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Wang Zibo started to cry again as he listened, the tears fell silently along his dark cheeks, and the neon lights outside the car refracted in the tears, crystal clear.
When the driver uncle saw Wang Zibo crying, he actually smiled proudly. Obviously, he felt that his methods were good, and people who are broken in love should cry.
Chen Hansheng felt very helpless: "Damn it, the driver uncle has more scenes than hanging."
The two stopped at a crayfish food stall in Xianning University City. Chen Hansheng ordered a large pot of lobster and a whole case of beer. While drinking, the two chatted about their previous campus stories.
With someone accompanying and talking about it, Wang Zibo's mood improved a lot.
At around 11:30, a box of wine was quickly drunk under the stimulation of spicy crayfish.
"Do you want another box?" Wang Zibo asked.
Chen Hansheng shook his head: "I've said so much just now, I suddenly miss Xiao Yu'er, this place is not far from Dongda University, I'm going to see her."
"Will she come down to see you?"
Wang Zibo said drunkenly, "Xiao Yu'er is not an ordinary girl, she is arrogant."
"So you call their dormitory."
Chen Hansheng handed over the phone: "You just say that I was drunk downstairs and my stomach acid came out."
"Fuck, let me cheat again."
Wang Zibo took the phone in dissatisfaction, and the two came to the girls' dormitory at the Xianning Campus of Dongdae University. Wang Zibo picked up the phone and dialed: "Hello, is this Xiao Rongyu?"
"Oh, wait a minute."
A girl shouted on the phone: "Xiao Yu'er, I'm looking for you."
After a while, Xiao Rongyu came over and asked, "Hello, who is it?"
"Little fish, I am Wang Zibo."
"Zi Bo, what are you doing calling my dormitory?"
"That, that..."
Wang Zibo glanced at Chen Hansheng, but he was still too embarrassed to lie.
Chen Hansheng came over, yelled "Wow, wow" twice into the phone, pretended to be vomiting, and patted Wang Zibo on the head by the way, telling him to speak quickly.
"Well, Xiao Chen is downstairs with you, he vomited badly, and even cried..."
"Fuck, when did I cry, don't mess with me!"
Chen Hansheng kicked Wang Zibo dissatisfied. "
"It's more realistic this way, and it's easier for the little fish to come down."
Wang Zibo rubbed his ass and said, he participated in Chen Hansheng's deceitful story, and even forgot his own tragic experience, which can be regarded as an alternative explanation.
There were very few people downstairs in the dormitory late at night, Chen Hansheng couldn't help but yawned while waiting, thinking that the girls were changing clothes so slowly, he rubbed his eyes impatiently.
But this rubbing is good. I didn't wash my hands after eating the spicy crayfish just now, and the smell all rushed into my eyes.
"Fuck!"
His eyes felt hot and painful immediately, and Chen Hansheng was about to find a tissue to wipe them off.
Suddenly, a person said beside him: "I thought, you never cry?"
It was Xiao Yu'er's voice. Chen Hansheng opened his irritated teary eyes with all his strength, and Xiao Yu'er was standing beside him, and she handed over a stack of tissues with a complicated expression on her face.
"What a match made in heaven."
Chen Hansheng didn't ask for the stack of tissues, and suddenly pulled Xiao Rongyu into his arms and hugged her tightly, whispering in her ear: "If I didn't really miss you, how could I be drunk or cry? Woolen cloth?"
As he spoke, he winked mischievously with Wang Zibo behind him.
Smelly brother, learn more!
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