Chapter 81 The Funniest Joke This Year

"Yes, I bet with them!"

He Tianfeng stood up without hesitation and glared at Zhang Kun with a look of indignation on his face.

Damn it, what does it mean to gamble and not care?

What does it mean to gamble too much and you can't accept it?

If nothing else, I can't stand just these words!

bet!

Must bet!

Lin Zhu also stood up, adjusted his glasses, his eyes flew over a large pile of braised pork on the opposite side, and said calmly: "It just so happens that we are drinking less braised vegetables to go with the wine. Boss, I made a bet with them. If If you lose, I’ll help you bake!”

Zhang Kun looked at the scene here with a confident smile on his face, and just looked at Qin Yang quietly.

He was going to be ready to humiliate Qin Yang today. Of course, this barbecue bet was not the end, it was just the beginning of entertainment. He couldn't just rush in and beat someone up. Although it was simple, clear and crude, it...well, it gave people The impression is not good.

Zhang Kun still cares about face, not to mention the fact that his female companion is still around. He has to pay attention to his demeanor. Even if he is dealing with people, he must deal with them lightly and logically!

The corners of Qin Yang's mouth raised slightly: "Okay, since you want to have fun, then let's have fun."

Zhang Kun watched Qin Yang accept the challenge and asked neatly: "Fifteen and twenty, if you know how to play, just play fifteen and twenty. Play five games first and then see what happens. How about that?"

Qin Yang turned his head and looked at the others. He Tianfeng replied without hesitation: "Fifteen or twenty, I'm very familiar with it. I'm good at this!"

Sun Xiaodong scratched his head: "I can row, but I'm not very good!"

Lin Zhu nodded calmly: "I can too!"

The girls did not interrupt. They also saw that this was a battle between Qin Yang and Zhang Kun. Neither of them were good at it, so they did not volunteer.

Qin Yang turned his head and said with a smile: "No problem, come on."

Zhang Kun turned to face the two men behind him and smiled: "Zhao Dong, you are first, I am second, Monkey, you keep your tail."

The thin young man smiled with confidence: "Okay!"

He Tianfeng stepped forward eagerly: "I'll go first!"

Zhao Dong looked at the plate of barbecue that Qin Yang had just placed and said with a smile: "Barbecue should be eaten while it's hot. We accept this plate of barbecue with a smile!"

He Tianfeng snorted coldly: "It's too early to talk big!"

Zhao Dong stretched out his two hands, clenched them into fists, and said confidently: "Come on!"

"Fifteen twenty...twenty!"

"Fifteen twenty...ten!"

Zhao Dong took back his hand triumphantly and laughed: "Promise!"

He Tianfeng looked annoyed and stepped back awkwardly. He glanced at Qin Yang. Before he could speak, Qin Yang smiled: "It's okay, we will win."

Lin Zhu adjusted his glasses: "I'll do it."

Zhao Dong and Lin Zhu started rowing. After four or five consecutive stalemates, Lin Zhu showed a smile on his face and slowly withdrew his hand.

"Concession!"

Lin Zhu won, and Qin Yang cheered loudly.

"Wow, I won!"

"Come on Lin Zhu!"

"Well done!"

On the opposite side, Zhang Kun walked forward with a sneer, stretched out his hand, and punched Lin Zhu. After five or six stalemates, Lin Zhu won again, and Qin Yang cheered loudly again.

"pretty!"

"There's only one left, beat him!"

"Kill him!"

The look on Zhang Kun's face turned cold, and he turned to look at the thin young man: "Monkey, it's up to you."

The monkey was full of confidence and said with a smile: "It depends on me."

Lin Zhu won two games in a row, full of confidence and high morale: "Come on!"

As soon as the punch came out, the smile on Lin Zhu's face froze.

Lin Zhu was instantly killed with one punch!

The monkey turned to look at Qin Yang: "Qin Yang, the last one is you, come on."

Qin Yang stepped forward easily and said with a smile: "You will lose."

Monkey's eyes narrowed slightly: "Are you so confident?"

Qin Yang smiled and said, "Yes."

The monkey sneered: "Since you are so confident, how about we make some bets?"

Qin Yang said casually: "What are you betting on?"

The monkey sneered and said: "We are all classmates. Gambling and other things will hurt the harmony. Since we are here to have fun, how about drinking from a bar, taking a can of beer and drinking it all in one gulp?"

Qin Yang chuckled: "One can is too little, let's have three."

The expressions of everyone on Zhang Kun's side changed slightly. Zhang Kun narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at Qin Yang with doubts in his eyes. Is Qin Yang so confident that he will win?

Zhang Kun naturally wanted to humiliate Qin Yang and even Qin Yang's group of people when he brought up the matter of gambling on barbecue, and reduced others to his barbecue workers, while he and his group sat around and enjoyed the harvest, eating meat and drinking wine. This was really a slap in the face. .

Especially when there are beauties like Han Qingqing around Qin Yang. If they lose in disgrace and lose face in front of the beauties, and if he tries to humiliate them a few more times, the girl will probably fly away.

There are naturally winners and losers in gambling, but Zhang Kun is confident. On the one hand, he has left himself a way out. The bet is a plate of barbecue or a plate of braised pork. They don't have barbecue here, but there is a lot of braised pork. Ah, braised duck, braised pork intestines, braised pig face, braised pig trotters, etc., enough for them to lose many times. Secondly, it is also because the monkey is super good at boxing. You must know that he rarely encounters opponents in boxing in his own circle. He is called As the "King of Fighters".

No one can guarantee that they will not lose in boxing, but if they win more and lose less, that will be fine. With the braised meat, they will make a sure profit without losing money. However, Qin Yang suddenly showed such a strong performance, which made Zhang Kun a little uneasy. .

"Just three, come on!"

Monkey is still very confident in his boxing skills. He is good at observing other people's punching habits. Even if he accidentally loses one or two punches, he will quickly analyze the opponent's punching routine thoroughly, and then kill the opponent to the point of losing his armor!

"Fifteen twenty, five!"

"Fifteen twenty, ten!"

Qin Yang stopped his hand, shook his hands at his opponent, and said calmly: "I give in!"

"Won!"

"Instant kill, boss, so awesome!"

"Haha, awesome!"

"Qin Yang, good job!"

Whether it was boys such as He Tianfeng or girls such as Le Yuxin, they couldn't help but cheer.

We are all young people, who doesn’t understand the meaning behind this bet?

This is not about a plate of barbecue, this is about face!

Who among the young people doesn’t want to lose face? Who wants to be humiliated and reduced to a barbecue worker who helps people barbecue?

The monkey was stunned, looked at his hand, and then gritted his teeth and said: "I lost, I am willing to admit defeat, three cans, I drink!"

The monkey turned around and picked up a beer can, opened it, raised his head and poured it into his mouth.

Qin Yang watched the monkey drink with a smile on his face and a calm expression.

The fun of boxing is guessing, which is a test of one's observation and calculation skills. However, if the observation ability is strong enough and the reaction is fast enough, there is no need to calculate at all, because everyone punches differently and the body muscles react differently. are different.

As long as you can accurately observe the changes in your opponent's gestures, arms, and muscles, then you can immediately guess what punch the opponent is going to throw. Since you know what the opponent is going to throw, can you still lose?

Showing fists with a practitioner?

This is the funniest joke Qin Yang has heard this year.

PS: I have something to go out for, so the chapter will be a little later than 8pm.