Chapter Nine Hundred and Thirty-Six: I Wanted to Slap You for a Long Time
"The body is leaning back, and the feet are suspended in the air, unable to exert force?"
Xu Jingzong glanced at Li Yifu maliciously, "Li Xiang, why don't we demonstrate it?"
Li Yifu felt it didn't matter, "That's fine too."
Xu Jingzong walked behind him, Li Yifu immediately turned around vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"
"Ren Hongzhong was hugged from behind, the old man will try to hug you."
"Why didn't the old man hug you?"
Xu Jingzong looked at him, "You are so thin, look at this old man..."
Old Xu's heart is wide and his body is fat, but Li Yifu has lost a lot of weight.
Li Yifu sneered and said: "It's fine for others, you... the old man can't believe it."
If Xu Jingzong takes the opportunity to lay a black hand on the old man or something... others can't do such things, but Xu Jingzong will do it with peace of mind.
Xu Jingzong was unavoidably a little resentful, and Li Yifu was surprised when he saw it.
The old dog really wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to make a black hand.
The person who knows best is your enemy!
Li Zhi's heart moved slightly, he is the emperor, naturally no one dared to hug him from behind.
But... let me see, why is Jia Ping'an so confident...
"Did Jia Qing try?"
Of course, Jia Pingan also fought back then. Damn, I remember one time when someone hugged him from behind and kicked him with his legs hanging in the air, not to mention the head-on bone, even when Te Niang kicked the opponent's guy, it just hurt a bit.
In that case, if you want to use your feet to severely injure your opponent, you have to lean back extremely and use your back to find a point of strength from the person who is hugging you.
But Ren Hongzhong's waist was hanging in the air at that time, and it was even more difficult to break the head-on bone underneath... How could a young man who had never practiced do this?
"Your Majesty, I have tried it at home."
Jia Pingan did not forget to make a publicity for the new school, "Mechanics tells us that when a person hits a person with a fist while standing, the reaction force will be fed back. The reaction force goes from the fist to the arm, and finally to the foot...so why the lack of strength, the foot An unsteady person throws his fist hard and hits something, and then he falls backwards, this is the reaction force..."
"Ren Hongzhong was held from the armpit,
Everything below the waist is suspended in the air, and he has no way to use it! "
"Borrowing strength?"
Li Zhi was puzzled.
"right."
Jia Pingan went up and stood still, then threw his fist.
this punch...
Li Ji shook his head, "Not cruel enough."
Master Xu Yu said with a smile: "Could it be that the British Duke can be more ruthless?"
Old Xu definitely didn't mean to be sarcastic, but Li Ji felt that he had been hit by an arrow.
"This is exerting force. Your Majesty, please see that I have to move from my feet when I swing my fist. When I want to swing a fist, my feet move first. According to the newly learned law of motion, the force is fed back to the ground, and the ground immediately gives the feet a reaction force." .The reaction force extended from the calf to the upper body, and finally turned into a punch..."
Jia Ping shook his fist.
I go!
Why is there no fist style?
I remember when I was watching a boxing match in my previous life, those boxers could carry the sound of wind every time they punched.
"As for Ren Hongzhong's lower body hanging in the air, there is no feedback force, so how can this kick break Chen Jin's leg bone?"
Jia Pingan said resolutely: "I dare to say that Chen Jin's leg bones must be completely broken, as if he was hit hard!"
He looked at Sister A and found that Sister A was dumbfounded.
"Why? Just because Ren Hongzhong's kick can at most cause bruises on the calf, but it will break the frontal bone... Chen Jin will definitely be terrified and beg them to strike softly. But in order to succeed once, he can only hit hard!"
These are all speculations!
The doctor came.
Jia Pingan asked: "Is Chen Jin's fracture completely broken?"
The medical officer nodded, "Mr. Jia even knew about it?"
He found that the monarch and his subjects were silent, Qi Qi looked at Jia Pingan.
"Xiao Jia!"
Ren Yaxiang was overjoyed.
He was already mentally prepared to become an official, and he was ready to teach mathematics, but he didn't expect... this matter could turn around.
Master Xu Yu took a deep breath, "I thought there would be no problem with this matter, but I didn't expect Xiao Jia to..."
Li Zhi couldn't help laughing.
Wu Mei said something in a low voice, and the emperor's face darkened instantly.
What did sister say?
Jia Ping'an was very curious.
"Try it."
As a moderate, Li Ji felt that he should test it.
"Who's coming?"
Li Zhi looked at the prime ministers, and suddenly realized that this group of important ministers couldn't afford to toss... They are all very old, what if they play off?
"Wang Zhongliang!"
The emperor's punching bag, pistachios, confidants...Wang Zhongliang stepped forward, "The servant is here."
Li Zhi pointed at him and said, "A guard came to hold him from behind... I don't worry about others, Wang Zhongliang will definitely not dare to lie."
Sure enough, His Majesty knows our loyalty... Wang Zhongliang burst into tears, and instantly felt that his strength was overwhelming, wishing that an assassin would appear so that he could fight.
A well-built bodyguard came up and hesitated, "Wang Zhongguan's body..."
"We have enough strength, just go!"
Wang Zhongliang is full of confidence.
Another guard stood in front of Wang Zhongliang.
"rise!"
The guard easily hugged Wang Zhongliang from behind.
"Kick hard!"
Wang Zhongliang tried his best to kick a few times, but because he couldn't use his strength, it seemed useless.
The guard got kicked in the bone, but it seemed that nothing happened, and he was even a little confused.
"Change someone!"
Useless slaves!
Li Zhi shook his head, Wang Zhongliang said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, the slaves just can't use their energy!"
"Watch."
Then came another guard.
One hugged the guard, and the other stood in front of him.
"Kick!"
The guard blushed and kicked, hitting the bone of the guard in front of him.
"hiss……"
The guard who got kicked gasped.
Ren Yaxiang's complexion was slightly pale.
broken?
The guard looked up, "Come again!"
This time it was even more unreasonable, the more kicked the more boring.
"It's boring! It's boring!"
The guard who was the target lifted up his trousers.
"A bruise."
The medical officer immediately touched it with his hands, "The bones are fine!"
Li Yifu said joyfully: "Your Majesty, this guard has been training hard and is much stronger than Ren Hongzhong. He can't stop kicking his leg bone. How did Chen Jin's leg bone break?"
Li Zhi looked at Jia Ping'an, feeling a lot of joy in his heart.
He is creating a group of important ministers with the same heart and strength. If he changes to a different one, he will plant a traitor in this group, and there will be an extra opponent.
So he has to face the matter of Ren Yaxiang.
Even if he couldn't bear it, he still wanted to send a strong signal to the outside world.
Jia Pingan argued for Ren Yaxiang's memorial, but it was just an empty cry, and Li Zhi shelved it after one glance.
Unexpectedly, Jia Pingan gave him such a surprise immediately!
"I……"
He almost blurted out that he wanted a big reward, but fortunately he stopped in time, and then he glanced at Wu Mei.
It was all your instigation, which made me subconsciously feel that I owed Jia Pingan, so I wanted to make up for him.
But this courtier really makes me happy!
Li Zhi nodded slightly, "Jia Qing will investigate this matter."
Wu Mei glanced at him.
You don't look like a king at all, stingy!
When the courtiers went out, Li Zhi sighed happily: "Those people are waiting for the news of Ren Yaxiang's retirement. I think it will be very exciting if they know what they will look like after being found out."
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After leaving the hall, Ren Yaxiang bowed his hands solemnly, "Xiao Jia, thank you for your kindness."
From then on, I can walk sideways in the Ministry of War!
Jia Pingan immediately took Bao Dong and others to Ren's house.
Ren Hongzhong's expression was gloomy, and he was just numb after seeing Jia Ping'an.
"Who was the one who protected you from behind that day?"
"Wang Song."
"Lead the way to Wang Song's house."
Ren Hongzhong was stunned, "This is..."
"You just do it! By the way, you look quite leisurely. I will advise you, Aunt... to double your daily homework and practice it by the way."
It will be cool boy!
Ren Hongzhong still wanted to ask questions, but the butler coughed dryly, "Young Lord, this is Duke Jia, hurry up."
The group immediately went outside the Wang's house.
"Call the door."
Jia Pingan was looking at the buildings on the left and right, feeling quite comfortable traveling around.
"Look at these mosses. When I was a child, I liked to come to these places to search for bugs or plants I had never seen before. I was so curious."
When children are young, children are full of curiosity about the world, and they have to think about everything they see for a long time... This is the way they understand the world.
"At that time, the moss will be picked off... and the bugs will be trampled to death."
The child thinks that the bugs are the malice of the world, so he tramples them to death.
Bao Dong was very curious, "The children of the rich and powerful wouldn't be like this?"
"They have no chance."
Jia Pingan gloated, "Of course the rich and powerful will not allow their children to play in the mud, but mine is fine."
Jia Pingan never stopped children from exploring the world, playing with mud, looking for bugs...he even took them to play with them himself.
In laughter, under the protection of the father, and in the process of knowing the world with a sense of security, the child will be more confident.
So those people said that the Jia family's children were different, but they couldn't tell why.
"Who? Ren Langjun?"
The Wang family opened the door, and the door was startled for a moment, then said coldly: "Mr. Ren is busy... By the way, Mr. Xiao is very busy recently and has no time to see guests."
Jia Pingan smiled and said, "Prime Minister Ren is about to fall, so the Ren family will become stinky shit. There is no grandpa who is a prime minister. Let's see what your old friends would look like."
It's always been the icing on the cake.
This is a drama of warmth and coldness.
Ren Hongzhong's face was stiff, "I have something urgent."
Menzi shook his head, even contemptuously, "Xiao Langjun is not free."
Ren Hongzhong felt a little sad, "I..."
"No matter how much you say, he won't open the door."
Jia Pingan walked over with someone from the side, "He used to smile at you because the Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty stood behind you. He was smiling at power, not you. People are very strange, always Treat other people's power as your own passport... You should wake up this time."
Seeing that there were so many of them, Menzi prepared to close the door as soon as his expression changed.
Bao Dong put his foot against the door, and said with a sinister smile, "Ask again, is Wang Song here?"
Menzi glanced at Jia Ping'an and the others, feeling a little fierce...
"exist!"
Lei Hong tugged at the beard on his face, "Maybe let him come out and see?"
The door trembled, "Xiao Langjun is not free..."
Jia Pingan sighed, "If you don't eat a toast, you will be fined, why..."
As soon as the words were finished, Bao Dong slapped the door in a daze, then kicked him down, and walked in first.
"Come here! Come here!"
The scream of the door brought more than ten people... most of them were guards, and the first one was an old man and two middle-aged men.
"who is it……"
Anger burst into the old man's eyes, "Who dares to come to Wang's house to seek trouble?"
His expression suddenly changed, "Mr. Jia?"
The middle-aged man behind said in a low voice: "Aye, Jia Ping'an is not a good person. It's about Erlang and Ren Yaxiang... Maybe he just came to investigate this matter. Let's be more cautious."
The old man nodded slightly, "You don't need to teach me how to behave for my father, just shut up."
Jia Pingan walked over slowly, "Wang Dengxiang!"
The old man cupped his hands, "I have seen Duke Jia."
"Call Wang Song out, I have something to ask him." Jia Pingan didn't greet him, and made a request directly.
Wang Deng smiled to Hehe, "I seldom see Duke Jia, since I'm here today, please go in and serve tea..."
"No time." Jia Ping'an glanced at the back, and saw a servant cautiously dawdling behind, and smiled: "It's a good guy to play tricks in front of Jia. Come on, take another step and try..."
The servant stopped, looking ugly.
Wang Dengxiang suddenly changed his face, "What's the purpose of Duke Jia coming here?"
Since you don't give face, then turn your face.
Jia Pingan squinted at him, "Call out your grandson Wang Song."
Wang Dengxiang sneered and said, "Are you a government official?"
It's not the government... Sorry, no one should come to Wang's house for questioning.
Jia Pingan took a step forward, "Jia was ordered to investigate this matter, you can try to stop it..."
Behind Bao Dong and Lei Hong Qiqi held the handle of the knife, rushing over with killing intent.
Wang Dengxiang's eyes were like a kaleidoscope, and various emotions swirled in it, and finally turned into a smile, "What do you dare to ask?"
"Don't ask if you shouldn't."
Jia Pingan glanced at the structure of the Wang family's house and praised: "It really is a rich family."
Wang Deng turned back and said, "Call Erlang here..."
He was winking, and the middle-aged man understood and prepared to go to the backyard.
Then he privately warned Wang Song and asked him to kill him without knowing it.
But just a few steps away, there was a big man with a thunderous face beside him.
The middle-aged man felt cold, "You..."
Lei Hong said with a grin: "Want to report the news? You can try."
The two entered the backyard and found it outside the study all the way.
"Xiao Langjun, don't touch it!"
"let go."
"Xiao Lang-jun..."
"It's really creamy."
There was something wrong with the voice in the study.
"It's spring!"
Lei Hong couldn't help shaking his head, and just as the middle-aged man was about to call someone, he kicked open the door of the study.
Boom!
The door opened, Wang Song was sitting on the stool, and a maidservant whose upper body was stripped was sitting on his lap, the two of them were flushing...
"Damn, declare in the daytime."
Lei Hong went over, grabbed Wang Song with his hands, and then dragged him down.
"ah!"
Both Wang Song and the maid screamed.
"dressing!"
Lei Hong glanced at the two of them, held the handle of the knife and said with a grin: "I'll give you three breaths, if you can't wear it well, yeah, I'll let you enter the palace to serve His Majesty."
Swish!
Wang Song immediately pulled up his trousers, put down his robe, and a well-dressed scholar returned.
"Hundred riders do business!"
Only then did Lei Hong reveal his identity. He glanced at the middle-aged man, "From now on, anyone who I think you are waiting to inform each other is an accomplice!"
In the front yard, Wang Dengxiang was testing.
"...The old man and Li Xiang also have some friendship..."
"Li Yifu?"
"right."
Lao Li, could it be you, a 25-year-old boy?
Jia Pingan thought it was impossible.
Li Yifu dared to do anything else, but he did not dare to betray.
He dared to take money and break the law, relying on the power given by the emperor, and the price was to bite those opponents for the emperor... This is the hound. Once the hounds raised show their teeth at the owner, they will become dog meat in the soup pot.
Dog meat is a great tonic, so later generations have the saying: Heshen fell, and Jiaqing was full.
Heshen was the dog raised by Qianlong, and his corrupt money was called a big tonic pill, which made Jiaqing's mouth full of oil.
Jia Pingan glanced at Wang Dengxiang, and said calmly: "I and Li Yifu are enemies."
The embarrassment of burning incense to the wrong god, or even to the enemy of the god I want to worship, is beyond embarrassment.
"Aon, save me!"
When Wang Song came, he looked panicked and felt much more at ease after seeing Wang Deng facing backwards.
Wang Dengxiang said with a cold face, "If you have any questions, please ask."
Bao Dong stepped forward, "Please stay away."
Wang Dengxiang shook his head, "You will be tortured later, so the old man has to watch."
Bao Dong was about to reprimand, but Jia Pingan nodded, "Alright, let them see Baiqi's torture skills."
Baiqi's torture skills can be said to be the best in the Tang Dynasty. There are felons who can't pry their mouths open at the Ministry of Punishment, and they often ask Baiqi to take action... The complexion of the Wang family changed drastically.
Bao Dong unsheathed the horizontal saber, "I came here in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring any torture tools, so Xiao Langjun just bear with it..."
Wang Song trembled all over, his complexion changed drastically, "Ah, save me!"
Lei Hong, who was behind him, stepped out and kicked him to the ground.
Bao Dong held the scabbard knife and asked, "Who ordered you to frame Ren Hongzhong..."
At this moment, Ren Hongzhong came out from behind Jia Ping'an.
Wang Song hissed: "Never...never..."
Jia Pingan said lightly: "Do it!"
Wang Deng's eyes were about to burst, "Jia Ping'an, how dare you!"
Jia Pingan waved.
Snapped!
Wang Dengxiang covered his face and was about to scold, Jia Pingan said flatly: "Beeping non-stop, I have long wanted to slap you."
Bao Dong over there swung the sheathed horizontal knife violently.
Snapped!
With some dull slapping sounds, half of Wang Song's face turned into a pig's head.
Bao Dong raised the horizontal knife again.
Wang Song's eyes were terrified, "I said... I said, it's Ah Weng!"
The horizontal knife fell.
Snapped!
The left side of the face also turned into a pig's head.
Bao Dong said apologetically, "I'm sorry, it's confiscated."
Jia Pingan grabbed Wang Dengxiang with one hand, slapped him until his eyes stared like gold stars, and then slowly said: "The caramel given by the Shandong gentry is very sweet? But it's sugar-coated cannonballs. The moment you shoot, can you Feeling refreshed...how big your heart is, how tragic the retribution will be at this moment...come here!"
More than ten hundred riders behind him stepped forward, each with one hand on the hilt of the knife, with their heads held high, "Here!"
Jia Ping'an glanced at everyone in the Wang family.
"No!"
Wang Deng knelt down with a puff, and shouted tearfully: "Thousands of mistakes are all my fault, Mr. Jia, I am responsible for this alone. I beg you to let my children and grandchildren go!"
"late!"
Jia Pingan said flatly: "I don't cry when I see the coffin... The men who took down the Wang family, all the women are in the backyard, and they are not allowed to go out!"
"yes!"
A few hundred riders went to the backyard.
The big men looked at each other, and Lei Hong shouted: "Give up the knife and kneel down!"
A big man shouted: "We are deeply favored by Alang, come on!"
This stupid ratio!
Wang Dengxiang closed his eyes in pain, "This old man is willing to plead guilty!"
The big man was stunned.
Such idiots are considered rare, Jia Pingan frowned and said, "Chop it up!"
The light of the knife flashed, and the screams in the yard became one.
Jia Pingan stood in the center, with a group of people kneeling in front of him.
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