Seven Hundred and Sixtieth Chapters Show Their Sharpness

After Xinfeng is Weinan, Jia Ping'an asked the farmers outside the city full of hope.

He was in the farmer's yard, and a group of people outside...

Seeing the battle, the farmer felt a little flustered, his dark face was full of panic, "My lord, this... this meteorite rain is... just to the east."

Qin Sha glanced at Jia Pingan, and asked again: "You will be punished for lying!"

"Sabi! Are you out of your mind?"

Jia Ping'an really wanted to slap Qin Sha to death, but he had to endure it for now.

all the way east...

When he arrived in Huazhou, Master Jia's heart beat faster, his face was reddish, and his face became more and more beautiful.

Fuck!

Don't!

Jia Pingan still asked a farmer.

"Meteor shower?"

The farmer was a little deaf, so he asked three times in a row before he could hear clearly.

"Go east."

I go!

Xuanzang went all the way west to learn scriptures, and I went all the way east to find meteorites.

After entering the territory of Huazhou, Master Jia's reputation has been reflected.

Look, a few farmers on the side of the road waved at him.

"Mr. Wuyang, come and sit with us!"

There is a pole between the two baskets. Do you want to make a fool of me?

Jia Pingan smiled and waved his hands.

They greeted each other along the way, and finally, not far from Zheng County, they asked the farmers.

Gods and demons from all walks of life, please bless that the meteorite rain is not in Huazhou... I would suspect that I am a bastard in Huazhou.

The farmer looked at the crowd with a smile on his face, "Mr. Wuyang?"

hehe!

Jia Pingan beckoned.

Say it quickly!

What the hell, said that the meteor shower is in Huazhou...

The farmer pointed to the sky, "The meteor shower is here..."

Qin Sha looked at Jia Ping'an with ferocity in his eyes.

"Jia Pingan!"

I'm going to be suppressed... No, the emperor doesn't dare to suppress me, sister will fight him. The only possibility is to be deported to the border area.

When the time comes, should I choose Liaodong or Wa? Yes, go and conquer the Wa Kingdom, and then govern the Wa Kingdom, make the Wa Kingdom a model overseas state of the Tang Dynasty, and then stage a return of the king.

All this is a dream.

Shen Qiu looked at Jia Ping'an and shook his head slightly.

The meteorite rain happened here, even if Jia Pingan found the meteorite, it would be useless.

Wei Qingyi's heart trembled, and just as he was about to speak, the farmer coughed heart-piercingly.

"Uncomfortable."

The farmer's face was red from coughing, and he panted, "The meteorite rain is just east of here."

Qin Sha was stunned.

Shen Qiu frowned slightly, but suddenly relaxed.

Wei Qingyi's reaction was the biggest, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Why should I be happy for Duke Wuyang?

She has been in Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, and she usually associates with her master and a few nearby people who are also reclusive. She doesn't talk about sucking wind and drinking dew on weekdays, but she is also indifferent to fame and fortune. Every time Master went down the mountain to deceive people, he refused to tell her, only saying that he was going to comfort the soul.

In such an environment, she seldom responds to outsiders' changes.

Wei Qingyi shook his head and couldn't help laughing.

I am full.

Her mood quickly turned to a calm state, but Jia Pingan suddenly walked up to Qin Sha with a cold face.

"What did you call me just now?"

Qin Sha is only a seventh-rank official, and he can only bow his head in front of Jia Pingan, the servant of the Ministry of War.

He lowered his head, "The lower official made a mistake, and even called Duke Wuyang by his name in a moment of urgency."

Is it enough to kill someone without nodding his head?

The so-called single hit ninety-nine, do not hit plus one.

An accompanying official smoothed things over, "I'm all concerned about the meteorite rain, let's go."

Jia Pingan glanced at him.

"I advise you to be kind!"

The official was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "This official has a kind heart."

As he spoke, he leaned over.

Jia Pingan quickly avoided.

This action is somewhat humiliating.

"What does Lord Wuyang mean by this?"

Jia Pingan glanced at the sky, "Stay away from you, I will be hurt when the lightning strikes."

The official blushed and stepped back.

Jia Pingan said to Qin Sha seriously: "Come on, call me formally."

Qin Sha's cheeks trembled, "You...you are humiliating people!"

"I just humiliated you, what's the matter?" Jia Ping'an's eyes were fierce, "Say it or not? If you don't say yes, I will beat you today."

Qin Sha took a step back, Jia Pingan grabbed him by the lapel and cursed, "Li Yifu's minions deserve to be called by my name?"

Shen Qiu wanted to persuade, but thinking of what Jia Pingan said earlier, he couldn't help but look at the sky. If we really want a thunderstorm, don't we become hypocrites?

Qin Sha lowered his head in humiliation, "Mr. Wuyang!"

Jia Pingan frowned: "Louder!"

"Duke Wuyang!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Jia Pingan laughed wildly and walked away.

...

On this road, I found Jiezhi County.

I found more than ten people to inquire, and they all said that the meteor shower fell in the southeast corner of Jie County that night.

This is Tian Immortal Jia!

Wei Qingyi whispered: "Why have I never seen a meteorite?"

Girl, your experience is too shallow.

"That's because there is no fate."

Wei Qingyi frowned, she felt that Master Jia was fooling herself, "Have you seen it?"

"certainly!"

He has seen various meteorites in museums in later generations.

All the way to the southwest of Xiexi County, there is a big salt lake on the side.

"Salt is still produced here?"

Wei Qingyi couldn't help being surprised.

"This is the salt lake."

The salt lake of later generations!

The water on the salt lake is rippling, and it is said by later generations that it will not sink in the water. Seeing this, Jia Ping'an couldn't help but be eager to try. But thinking of the current task, he regretfully gave up the idea of ​​launching.

"Where?"

After some inquiries, a village was found.

"Meteorites? There are no meteorites."

Muramasa looked bewildered.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Qin Sha couldn't help laughing wildly.

You humiliated me, I endured it, just for this moment of pride!

Jia Pingan and Shen Qiu exchanged glances.

"Stay here first."

After a while of searching, they all said it was near this village.

Fuck!

Jia Pingan scratched his head.

Is it really necessary to use that method?

In the dead of night, the moon is dark and the wind is high...

Jia Ping took Xu Xiaoyu and Duan Chuliang into the village.

"Hurry up!"

Jia Ping took the wind, and Xu Xiaoyu walked into a villager's house with a piece of calcined iron ore, and was going to throw it in the pigsty.

Jia Pingan was outside looking at Yinhe in a daze, Duan Chuliang said in a low voice: "Mr. Lang, someone is here."

Fuck!

Jia Pingan just wanted to squat down, but it was too late.

Two masked men appeared in front of them.

One of them even carried a stone.

This is……

Jia Pingan also covered his face, and he pulled off the scarf, "Who?"

The current man presses the long hair on the sideburns...

"Old Shen?"

The emperor actually used this trick...

The air is a little awkward.

Shen Qiu squatted down, pulled off the towel, "Let's do this."

"Let me see this rock of yours."

The stone brought by Shen Qiu turned out to be black, with no visible history, but it was very big, at least ten kilograms at first glance.

Brother, when a meteorite hits a family, there is a high probability that the family will disappear.

Jia Pingan's head was full of black lines, "Old Shen, it needs to be burnt."

The meteorite fell into the atmosphere, rubbing and rubbing all the way... what would it burn?

Shen Qiu nodded, and said calmly: "Throw it in, and then light the fire."

You bandit!

Xu Xiaoyu, who had already gone in, just touched the side of the pigsty when someone came to the toilet.

The latrines in the village are pigpens, people pull them by the side, and pigs live on wooden shelves, where they eat, drink, and scatter. That's why many people don't want to eat pork...it's too dirty and smelly.

Perhaps it was the owner's fault, so the pig just hummed a few times.

Not as good as Ah Fu!

Ah Fu will touch it out quietly.

Xu Xiaoyu pursed her mouth.

That person turned out to be Dajie, muttering to himself while pulling.

"Wang Shi is really lucky. My wife was about to give birth, but a meteorite fell from the sky... Hehe! Maybe she's a big shot..."

Xu Xiaoyu froze.

"Hey! If it doesn't work out, there will be one...Let's talk less about the prime minister, maybe there will be an even more remarkable one!"

Xu Xiaoyu quietly backed out.

Jia Ping'an and Shen Qiu are holding hands and looking at their tearful eyes.

"Your Majesty, even if they question it, we'll bite it to death...... Who can prove it's fake?"

The shameless master is the emperor, I am far behind.

Jia Pingan nodded, "Use my stone, my stone is calcined with iron ore, and then polish the surrounding area, who can tell?"

"Mr. Lang!"

Xu Xiaoyu touched it out.

"I just heard the owner of this family say...there is a woman named Wang Shi in the village. His wife is about to give birth, but the meteorite fell into his house...he said that a big man might be born."

Jia Pingan only felt an electric current pass through his body, he stood up suddenly, his legs went numb.

"Then why did they say in unison that there are no meteorites?"

Bao Dong has a very strong thirst for knowledge.

Naturally, I want to...

This is taboo.

Old Shen, give him some popular science!

Shen Qiu said in a low voice: "This is trying to cling. These stupid people. From ancient times to the present, who has seen a meteorite fall at home, and gave birth to a child? Besides, why didn't they give birth when the meteorite fell?"

There have been many rumors about noble people in China since ancient times. When a certain person was born, his mother dreamed of a red sun in her arms; when a certain person was born, there were phoenix birds dancing on the roof...

But when the meteorite falls... don't you worry about killing people?

Jia Ping pointed to the inside, Xu Xiaoyu and Duan Chuliang went in again.

The owner just pulled back and was walking in the yard when suddenly a black shadow flashed by. Someone covered his mouth and dragged him outside.

Several masked men sneered.

"What courage!"

Jia Pingan sneered and said, "You dare to hide the meteorite privately, with ulterior motives."

How could the man stand up to such intimidation, and he confessed immediately, and it was exactly as everyone had guessed.

"Wait for tomorrow!"

Jia Pingan rejected the suggestion to do it now.

The first issue of Approaching Science starts from this village.

...

Early in the morning, when Qin Sha woke up, the first thing he did was to ask Jia Pingan where he was last night.

"He's been resting."

If Jia Pingan wanted to escape, it was because these people couldn't stand him at all.

Um!

Qin Sha said with satisfaction: "Very good."

"By the way, is Shen Qiu here?"

"Also."

That's fine.

Jia Ping'an also got up, Wei Qingyi walked to his side and sniffed, eyebrows slightly frowned, "Did you go out last night?"

Are you a dog nose?

Jia Pingan said, "Who didn't go out yesterday?"

Wei Qingyi took a deep look at him, "I have practiced in Zhongnan Mountain all year round. There is a lot of dew in the mountain, and the smell is very strong."

Jia Pingan laughed, "I went to the toilet last night."

You can fool me, but the smell of dew on your body will never last for more than two hours... I am the most outstanding nose on Zhongnan Mountain.

"Go and investigate again!"

Jia Pingan took people all the way to the village.

"Bringing people together."

Jia Pingan and Shen Qiu stood together and whispered.

Wei Qingyi always felt that there seemed to be some embarrassment between them.

Qin Sha felt that this was a dying struggle.

When the matter is settled, Li Xiang will naturally give this broom star a fatal blow!

Throw his identity to death in one fell swoop... Broom star!

He suddenly found that the village was trembling, and his trembling legs were bent.

Except for the elderly, sick, women and children, all the villagers came.

Jia Pingan pointed to Shen Qiu, "This is the commander of Baiqi. Baiqi is His Majesty's guard..."

He looked at Muramasa, and said solemnly: "You are so courageous!"

Plop!

Muramasa actually knelt down.

Don't you hold on?

Jia Ping's head was full of black lines.

Immediately the farce was revealed.

That night when the meteorite fell, everyone in the village came out to watch the excitement. They were stunned when they found that one of the burning things was smashing towards the village.

"The meteorite smashed into the kitchen of Wang Shi's house, smashing all the pots and stoves..."

"I thought it was... this is Xiangrui, Wang Shi's wife is just about to give birth..."

Stupid!

Jia Pingan shook his head. Just after some science popularization, the villagers just begged for mercy.

"Your Majesty will not blame you for this matter."

Such a group of farmers are whimsical, Li Zhi can only smile at most.

Immediately these people became happy.

"I just said that the meteorite was dropped by the gods. Look, we are all right."

"When I turn back, I will worship it..."

Jia Pingan shook his head, "Take the meteorite away."

The farmers were more certain about the origin of the meteorite.

The meteorite was brought, a small black stone. Looking at the appearance... It was clearly burned, and the nose could even smell it.

Jia Ping turned around and looked at Qin Sha, "Did you say something?"

At this moment, Qin Sha looked gloomy and shook his head in silence.

He endured being humiliated at the beginning, just for this moment... But he didn't expect to find the meteorite. Looking at this appearance, it is clearly the same as what Jia Pingan said.

Li Xiang... I'm afraid he offended His Majesty for nothing!

Jia Pingan looked at the officials of unknown origin who followed, and asked, "Do you have anything to say? Clean!"

The group went over and questioned the villagers, and even asked if they were threatened...and came back silently.

All the way back to Chang'an.

In Chang'an City at this moment, the Empress was a little annoyed.

"In the past few days, the ministers have been admonishing continuously. Some people are admonishing deliberately, some are headless chickens and have no opinions, and they follow suit, and some have ulterior motives."

Li Zhi said quietly: "These people... are unreliable."

Wu Mei chuckled, "Most of the courtiers are unreliable."

"If the courtiers are to be reliable, only the emperor can control everything!" Vigorous ambition permeated Li Zhi's eyes.

Wu Mei blessed her body, "In this way, the concubine will congratulate His Majesty in advance."

"Your Majesty, Lord Wuyang and the others are back."

Li Zhi cheered up, and said with a sneer: "I have prepared all possible means, I am afraid I will have a dispute with the officials today, change clothes!"

Li Zhi, who had changed his clothes, ordered: "Let the ministers go to the Tai Chi Hall."

He turned around and said to Wu Mei: "Since you want to talk, let's talk thoroughly at once, so as not to be entangled in the future."

The emperor had already made up his mind to wrestle with the ministers.

In a few moments, all the monarchs and ministers in the Taiji Hall arrived.

Jia Pingan and other talents were brought in, and Qin Sha was also there.

Li Yifu glanced at Qin Sha, but Qin Sha remained expressionless.

Click!

Li Yifu's heart skipped a beat.

Is it a failure?

Can't!

"You waited to check the meteorite, did you get any results?"

Li Zhi asked lightly.

"Please look, Your Majesty!"

Jia Pingan took out a small stone, which was so dark and inconspicuous at all.

"Is this a meteorite? The old man can find hundreds and thousands of dollars later... Hahahaha!"

"Isn't this deceiving?"

"..."

Everyone is laughing.

Jia Pingan and his party did not laugh.

Li Yifu finally realized something was wrong when he saw that Qin Sha was also keeping a straight face.

"Your Majesty, this was found in a village in Jie County. The meteorite fell like rain that night, and two of them fell into this village. One was too small to be found. This meteorite fell into a villager's house. The house happened to be Some people are expecting to give birth...the local people are ignorant, so they hide it and refuse to tell..."

Jia Ping held the meteorite and looked at the officials, "Everyone in the village lied about this meteorite. But the minister found out that the village official was wrong, so he ordered him to summon the villagers. He just threatened, and the village official confessed... ..."

He smiled and said: "This is what everyone said... a meteorite with great power. This meteorite has been in my arms all this way and has never left. I am standing here, intact. In addition, the meteorite The family in Huhu gave birth to a baby girl."

What can a girl do in this day and age?

Of course, except for my sister.

This sentence can save Wang Shi's family from a disaster!

The emperor can smile at this, but Wang Shi's child will become an unlucky guy similar to Jia Ping'an back then.

"Some people say that I am a broom star. What is a broom star? A broom star is a comet, and this is a meteor. Let me ask..."

Jia Pingan said angrily: "Today meteors can blame me, how many meteors a year? I can't tell even if I have a long mouth. But you can put me down with a light broom star." To death!"

He walked to the front, turned around, and said seriously: "Come on, I'll be here today, if you want to kill or strip, hurry up and do it!"

The officials were silent, and someone muttered, "This meteorite can't be fake, right?"

This trip followed people from at least seven or eight factions, and they didn't question it. What are you questioning?

Jia Pingan was furious and just wanted to scold.

"Pull it out!"

The emperor said coldly.

Everyone's heart trembled, and then they remembered the majesty of the emperor.

The official's begging for mercy still echoed in his ears, and Jia Ping'an fired a cannon.

"Your Majesty, I found that someone was offering sacrifices to meteorites."

Jia Pingan said angrily: "It's just a stone, but someone wants to treat him as a god. It's good... The king of Chu is so thin, and the palace starved to death..."

Is this baby incoherent? What does this have to do with the emperor? Li Ji's face darkened.

The emperor has always been a victim of astronomical phenomena, how can he have a thin waist.

Jia Pingan also found something wrong, but did not change his words.

"What did those people say... Meteorites are the source of disasters. They should be enshrined, with three sticks of incense in the morning and evening, worshiping early and evening."

The old ghosts didn't change their faces.

These people are really shameless!

"Here, I can affirm that if the demonic wind above is not eliminated, everyone in the Tang Dynasty will be victims!"

Li Yifu was still in the frustration of failure, heard the words and asked: "Why?"

You are so awesome!

Jia Pingan looked at him contemptuously, "The ancients were frightened when they saw the lightning and thunder. They didn't know the origin, so they made up the legend of the thunder father and the lightning mother. The ancients did not know the origin of the locust, so they feared it as the locust god... But you are important ministers. Everyone is ignorant, this Great Tang...it will not be strong!"

He cupped his hands, "Your Majesty, I will take my leave!"

At this moment, he showed his sharpness!

...

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