Chapter 1014 ? Yuan Datou

"Shang Shu, the coins are ready."

Huang Wan personally delivered the newly minted silver coins.

The silver coins were packed in a wooden box, and after opening it, Yan Liben sniffed it first, "Well, it smells like fireworks."

As Minister of the Ministry of Industry, his favorite thing is fireworks.

The silver coin is in the shape of a copper coin, with words on it: Longshuo silver coin.

"beautiful!"

Yan Liben looked at the silver coin intoxicatedly, rubbing it, "Let Dou Dexuan come."

Huang Wan smiled and said, "Isn't it good?"

They are all ministers, so it would be impolite to ask someone else to come, so the servant of the household department should come.

Yan Liben sneered and said: "The old dog was arguing with the old man a few days ago, but today he asked the Ministry of Industry, and the old man feels uncomfortable if he doesn't let him bow his head."

Huang Wan went out, "Zhang Meng, you go to the household department and say that our Shangshu invited Dou Shangshu."

Zhang Meng agreed and hurried to the household department.

"Old dog!"

Dou Dexuan's beard grows wild.

"Cough cough."

An official was coughing dryly, and Dou Dexuan scolded: "Consumption?"

The official laughed dryly and said, "Shangshu, our silver coins!"

yes ha!

Yan Gou is probably complacent.

Dou Dexuan got up, and said in a dignified manner: "Let's wait for the old man to blow his dog's head off."

When they arrived at the Ministry of Industry, Huang Wan was waiting outside the gate.

"Mr. Dou, I'm sorry."

Dou Dexuan snorted coldly, "Yan Liben is getting old, can't he even walk?"

Huang Wan smiled wryly.

When he arrived outside the duty room, Dou Dexuan shouted: "Yan Liben, are you dead?"

Yan Liben's angry voice came from inside, "The grass on your grave is taller than a person, and the old man is still alive and moist."

Bitch!

Dou Dexuan went in, and when he turned his gaze, he fixed on the wooden box.

He opened the wooden box and took out the silver coins.

"How?" Yan Liben asked lightly.

"Beauty...is ordinary."

Dou Dexuan was laughing wildly when he returned to the household department.

"Let people go and invite Zhao Guogong here."

As soon as Jia Pingan came, he heard Dou Dexuan laughing.

"Is it beautiful?"

Dou Dexuan asked while holding the silver coin.

Jia Ping took a look.

Brother Kong Fang!

Who designed this bitch?

The key is the words above.

Four dull words: Longshuo Silver Coin.

What about decoration?

"Who thought of it?" Jia Pingan raised his head and asked.

Dou Dexuan said proudly: "The old man talked about Yan Liben, the silver coins he made himself are beautiful, Xiao Jia, are you satisfied?"

Jia Pingan said: "Poor!"

He must give a bad review!

Dou Dexuan wondered, "Why is this silver coin so bad?"

"Lack of aesthetics."

Jia Pingan is very sure.

Dou Dexuan clapped the table and said, "Yan Liben's paintings are hard to find, and the art of construction is the best in the Tang Dynasty..."

"no!"

Jia Pingan is very firm.

Dou Dexuan stared at him.

"Go, tell Yan Liben."

Someone went.

Jia Pingan was puzzled, "Why didn't Mr. Dou go by himself?"

Dou Dexuan is unpredictable, "This old man is right..."

When the official came back, he was disheartened, "Yan Shangshu scolded the lower official for a long time."

He glanced at Jia Pingan, "Yan Shangshu said that he wants to compete with Zhao Guogong, and whoever loses will invite the most expensive prostitute in Pingkangfang."

Dou Dexuan saw Jia Pingan's strange expression, so he asked, "Are you scared?"

Jia Pingan shook his head, "I'm just a little worried."

"worry about what?"

Dou Dexuan thinks this battle will be very exciting, and has already made up a lot of scenes in his mind. He raised his teacup and took a sip.

"I'm worried that Yan Shangshu can't be used..."

"puff!"

...

"What?"

Yan Liben was about to explode.

Dou Dexuan gloated and said, "Xiao Jia said that your things might not be usable."

It exploded!

Yan Liben clapped the table, "I'm just waiting to see his silver coins. If I lose, don't blame the old man for being ruthless."

Dou Dexuan said with a smile: "A famous prostitute just came to Pingkangfang, she said she is soft all over, she is a wonderful person! But it is because of fate,

Otherwise, the prime minister will not be able to see him even if he goes. "

"That's a good place for the old man to show off his glory." Yan Liben sneered.

Dou Dexuan said suddenly: "Don't look down at your lower body frequently!"

...

"I heard that Jia Ping'an and Yan Liben had a bet on minting silver coins."

The emperor was very comfortable drinking the tea with only three leaves, "If anyone loses, please invite the other party to Pingkangfang..."

He glanced at the queen.

Your brother made a bet and went to a prostitute.

Wu Mei frowned, "What's a good bet?"

"Your Majesty, Duke Zhao is asking to see you."

When Jia Ping came in, he felt that the atmosphere was not right.

Why is the emperor smiling so comfortably?

"I heard you bet with Yan Liben?"

the queen asked.

"It was Yan Shangshu who bet with me."

If the order is wrong, the meaning is wrong.

Wu Mei glanced at the emperor: Look, I said that Ping An is not that kind of bum.

Jia Pingan said casually, "But he wouldn't be able to see that prostitute without me."

The murderous intent suddenly came to him.

Jia Pingan was very regretful, and hurriedly explained the purpose of coming, "I want to borrow your majesty's avatar."

Li Zhi's eyes were cold and stern, Wu Mei clenched her hands into fists...

At the same time, the emperor and empress listened.

Jia Pingan quickly explained, "It's a portrait, a portrait."

Only then did the emperor's murderous intent dissipate, "What's the use of my avatar?"

Jia Pingan smiled and said, "Your Majesty, just wait."

Li Zhi frowned slightly.

The emperor's portrait is not easy to leak!

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, this matter can be supervised. If it is inappropriate, I am willing to accept the crime."

Then came a court painter.

first edition.

Smoke came out of Jia Ping's nostrils, "This is basically two people with His Majesty!"

The girl you drew looks like a passer-by in a Chinese painting, who can recognize it?

The painter retorted: "We all draw like this."

Freehand, right?

Li Zhi took a look at it, and praised: "It has some charm of mine."

Jia Ping'an wanted to roll his eyes...the people above are in a mess, what charm is there?

Wu Mei leaned over and took a look, "Not bad."

"Be realistic."

Jia Pingan made a request, and the painter shook his head, "We all paint like this."

I would rather die than surrender.

"Come out and talk."

The two left the hall.

Jia Pingan said lightly: "One thousand dollars."

The painter said calmly: "This is the only way I can paint."

Jia Pingan sneered, "You can earn 10,000 yuan for one painting!"

The painter struggled, "Xiaguan..."

Jia Pingan said: "Many painters in the palace..."

Without your butcher, yeah, you still eat hairy pigs?

The painter resolutely said: "I think I can try it, no, I will definitely be able to paint Your Majesty in a heroic and extraordinary way."

Jia Ping put his hands on his chest, "Then what are you waiting for?"

The painter came in again.

This time his spirit can be said to be highly concentrated.

After a painting was finished, the emperor sat impatiently.

Jia Pingan took a look, "Great!"

This portrait is very similar to Li Zhi, the key is that the painter also reprocessed it, making the emperor look more heroic.

First of all, the cheeks have been shaved, and secondly, the eyes have been enlarged...

The beautification of mobile phones in later generations will not be able to achieve such effects.

It's worth the ten thousand dollars!

After seeing the portrait, the emperor also admired it.

Longyan Joy!

Fengyan Joy!

"A reward of two thousand coins!"

It adds up to 12,000 yuan, making a lot of money.

The painter secretly thanked him.

On the second day, Jia Ping'an asked someone to send money.

The painter praised: "Mr. Zhao Guo is indeed a believer."

He counted it, raised his head and said in disbelief: "Eight thousand, isn't it the agreed 10,000?"

Wang Laoer said: "Lang Jun said, eight thousand plus two thousand is just right."

The painter was furious, "The two thousand is a reward from His Majesty."

Wang Laoer said: "Lang Jun asked you to think about what he said."

The painter fell into deep thought, recalling the events of yesterday one by one.

——A painting can earn you 10,000 yuan!

A painting earns 10,000 yuan!

His Majesty gave two thousand, and I gave eight thousand. Isn't that exactly ten thousand?

...

"No amount of money can be spent indiscriminately."

"oh!"

"Spending your money will make you ugly."

The old father earnestly taught.

Doudou raised his head, "Aye."

"What?"

Doudou said: "No wonder A Niang has become ugly."

Su Ho, who was sitting on the edge of the bed reading a book, looked up, "Jia Doudou!"

"Mother!" Doudou pointed to his nose, "Look at your nose is red, ugly."

Su Ho glanced at Jia Ping'an, and said sadly and angrily, "You Aye did it!"

The old driver also had a new problem, no, it was a pair of tacitly coordinated players who did not have a tacit understanding when exercising, and Jia Pingan injured Su Ho's nose as a result.

The bickering between mother and daughter would last for a long time, and Jia Pingan went to the front yard.

"Meet sir."

Wang Bo is doing experiments.

"What kind of experiment is this?"

There is a kettle on the fire, which is a special kettle with only a small opening.

Wang Bo said: "There is a section in the book called the power of steam, which I find impossible."

The small opening was closed with a cork.

Jia Ping'an said earnestly: "Believe in new learning."

Wang Bo said stubbornly: "If I don't try, I will feel uneasy."

"Don't point to the spout."

Jia Pingan left a word, and immediately went to find his cousin.

"Just a cork."

Wang Bo squatted in front of the kettle. The water was already boiling, and the kettle vibrated slightly.

"interesting!"

Wang Bo found such an experiment really interesting.

This is the corner, next to it is the kitchen.

Cao Er had just made stewed large intestines, cut a section of intestines to taste, and came out while eating, and asked, "What is this?"

"You do not understand."

Wang Bo stood on the side, and said: "Sir, I always think that I will be unlucky if I get too proud, but I am no longer that boy... I stand on the side, even if the cork blows up, it won't hurt me."

The water in the kettle was boiling violently, and the kettle shook violently.

Boom!

The cork spurted out, followed by steam and a long jet of water.

The cork hit the wall and bounced back.

Boom!

Wang Bo clutched his forehead and said unsteadily, "I'm fine, I..."

Plop!

"Wang Langjun is dizzy!"

Cao Er trotted over and pulled Wang Bo's hand away. Seeing a small lump on his forehead, he wondered, "What did you do?"

Hongyan happened to be conveying the spirit of the second lady's instructions in the kitchen, and was frightened when she saw it, "Hurry up for artificial respiration!"

right!

Master Jia was afraid of death, so everyone in the family learned artificial respiration and the first aid method for choking on something.

Cao Er said subconsciously: "You come!"

Hongyan blushed, "Bah! Unless it's..."

Unless it's Mr. Lang.

Cao Eryi thought wrong, "It's not easy for men and women to kiss, then I..."

He pouted down.

Hongyan said: "You have to open his mouth first, no, you have to touch him first to see if he is breathing."

Wang Bo opened his eyes and saw a mouth coming down...

"What are you going to do?"

...

In the value room, Jia Ping'an saw the model.

The old craftsman rubbed his hands, a little nervous.

"That's right, take it out and have a look."

Jia Pingan is looking forward to it.

Minting silver coins requires exquisite craftsmanship, and Yan Liben felt that he was invincible.

"Zhao Guogong has already made a model."

Yan Liben felt itchy, "Try to have a look."

A small official set off.

The casting is in a workshop in Chang'an City.

The little official went all the way and found someone guarding the door.

Still an old man.

The old man looked very old, his eyes were dull, as if a tiger would not care if it passed by.

good chance!

The petty official moved slowly towards the gate against the base of the wall.

Yan Shangshu attaches great importance to this matter, if he succeeds, he will be rewarded.

The old man was still sitting outside the door, staring blankly at the ground.

The little official quietly touched behind him, secretly happy in his heart.

He just walked in.

"Where are you going?"

An old voice came.

The little official stopped walking, only feeling a chill run down his spine.

"you……"

He turned around abruptly, and the old man was right behind him, his right hand was like an eagle's claw, and just after he turned around, he just pinched his throat. Those old eyes suddenly lit up, and the previous numbness seemed like a hallucination.

"you!"

That hand only exerted a slight force, but the little official felt that he was bound to die, "I am from the Ministry of Industry."

The old man asked, "Why do you come here?"

Little official: "..."

The old man added strength, and the little official was flustered, "It was Shang Shu who asked me to take a look at the model."

"Sun Zhong, what's the trouble?"

A steward came out from inside, and said impatiently: "Your Majesty pityed you, and even made you guard here for two days, wouldn't it be better to change to a younger one? Hey! Who is this?"

"It is said that it is a small official from the Ministry of Industry, who came here on order."

Sun Zhong let go of his hand and still sat there.

The little official was verified, and everyone laughed wildly.

Immediately he was released.

When he came out, he looked like an old man.

The old man still sat there with blank eyes.

He came closer.

Dozens of ants on the ground were fighting for a small bug. They were entangled together. They looked weak, but they fought extremely fiercely.

"you……"

The petty official rubbed his throat, but didn't dare to say anything in the end.

...

The mold is very important, so Jia Pingan got Sun Zhong from the tea house for this reason.

Jia Pingan came later.

Sun Zhong still looked the same, stood up and cupped his hands, "I have seen you, Mr. Lang."

"how?"

Jia Pingan asked casually, and then went inside.

Sun Zhong said: "Someone in the Ministry of Industry wants to peek at the model."

Jia Pingan stopped, "Who sent it?"

"It's Yan Shangshu."

Lao Yan is not authentic!

Isn't it a prostitute?

I'm not interested either.

The hot solution is poured into the mold, cooled and taken out.

The craftsman threw the silver coin into the water, then took it out and fiddled with the burr, "you can get rid of the burr later if you become more proficient."

There has to be a process.

The craftsman raised the silver coin and exclaimed: "Beautiful!"

Jia Pingan took it and looked at it.

The obverse of the round silver coin is Li Zhi's profile... The emperor's obverse cannot be released, this is the request of the prime ministers.

Jia Pingan thought maliciously: Are they worried that the people will be surprised when they see the emperor?

Huh!

The emperor is also a person?

When this voice spreads all over the world, the majesty of the emperor will be greatly reduced.

On the top of the portrait is a row of characters arranged in an arc: Longshuo was built in three years.

He turned over the silver coin. On the left and right sides of the back were two bunches of wheat ears, and in the middle was written from top to bottom: one yuan.

"beautiful!"

Jia Ping'an praised that the craftsmen thought Zhao Guogong was too talented, "This silver coin is so beautifully made, Zhao Guogong thinks he racked his brains and forgot to sleep and eat."

"without."

The craftsmen didn't believe it.

But Jia Pingan really didn't.

When thinking of silver coins, this plan naturally appeared in his mind.

He thought of a few silver coins hidden in his home when he was a child.

Dad took out one, blew it sideways, and let him listen to the echo.

"The one who responds is Yuan Datou!"

Fuck!

Jia Pingan looked at the silver coins again, and he was not well.

...

"Shang Shu, Duke Zhao said that it is finished, and he is ready to enter the palace, please make a decision."

Yan Liben sneered, "Bring me the old man's silver coins."

He took the silver coin he customized and looked at it carefully, "Not bad!"

Longshuo Silver Coin!

This structure also adopts the layout method of copper coins, no, it is almost the same.

But are copper coins beautiful?

When a coin is valuable, even if it is made of loess, it is the most beautiful in the world in the eyes of human beings.

The two met outside the palace gate.

"Xiao Jia, show this old man."

Yan Liben showed an old father's kind smile.

Jia Pingan said with a smile: "A painting."

Yan Liben, "Get lost!"

The old man has been favored by this kid for a few paintings.

Speaking of painting Yan Liben, tears filled my heart, wishing I could swallow Master Jia alive.

The servant is here.

The two walked silently in the palace.

Yan Liben said suddenly: "That prostitute is called Log."

"What is it?"

"Original original."

"Where is the wood? Could it be the mesh?"

"Wood of wood."

Yan Liben had some longing, "It is said that the body is as soft as crisp, and it is soft when you touch it. It can be called a man's gift."

Jia Pingan asked: "How girly is her real name?"

"What many girls?"

Yan Liben had a serious face, "Most prostitutes refuse to use their real names because they don't want to humiliate their ancestors. There are so many girls, how can there be many surnames?"

Yes, I have!

The daughter-in-law of Jia's cook.

What a messy lady.

"The log is reserved, saying that if there is no fate, even the prime minister will not see him."

Yan Liben looked longingly, it seemed that he was not greedy for money, but curious.

"Then go!"

Jia Pingan doesn't think this is a problem.

Yan Liben sighed: "The old man went there once, but the log was gone. Xiao Jia, tell me, but is it because the old man is old and ugly?"

These are self-effacing words.

Jia Pingan looked at him seriously, and said for a long time, "Yes."

puff!

The servant in front laughed.

Yan Li wanted to fight Jia Pingan, but Jia Pingan said, "You didn't give enough money."

Yan Liben sneered, "These famous prostitutes can be moved by money?"

wooden club!

Jia Pingan asked: "Did the clients who saw her pay any money?"

Yan Liben nodded.

Jia Pingan asked again: "Those people gave a lot of money? More than other famous prostitutes."

Yan Liben nodded again, feeling that something was wrong.

Jia Pingan said: "This is just a trick to get caught."

Those in later generations who have had enough fun and want to find an honest person like to play like this. With a cold face, the taller the colder the man, the more eager he is... Originally, the bride price was 100,000, but if there is another one, the bride price can be doubled, not to mention the family status after marriage.

Yan Liben was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Yuan Mu's noble character is so defamed by you...Nonsense!"