Bringing System to Great Tang

Chapter 1988: All Performing Arts Skills Are Integrated

"Why does it get prettier as it grows? Oh, this figure, hehehehe!" Li Yi finally had the feedback of normal human emotions.

"Okay? Do you want to cuddle up and sleep?" A voice seemed to come from a distant place.

"What sleep? It should accompany you throughout your life. When the memory of youth is blurred, what remains unchanged is the infatuation of the years."

Li Yi now went up and hugged Princess Yongmu's slightly swaying waist, it was so beautiful.

"You two will stay together tonight." The voice sounded again.

"Today... Third brother? What, look at the full moon, does it look like a jade plate?" Li Yi suddenly woke up.

"Today is the last quarter moon, not round." Li Longji glared.

"Yes! There will be a new moon in two days. During the new moon, discuss Taoism and Taoism with Buddhists and Dharma."

Li Yi looked at the sky. There was no moon at all. It had not risen yet. It would take a while before it would appear.

"Alas~!" Li Longji sighed: "Do you know all their methods?"

"Tomorrow night I will demonstrate it to you using normal means.

There is no Buddha statue that rises from the ground. That one is sowing beans.

There is no money for boiling oil. That one uses heated foam. It looks like it's boiling, but it's actually fine.

Vinegar won't work. Vinegar has a smell, but oil requires an extra layer of protection.

Climbing the mountain of swords depends on the angle of contact and the strength of the fingers. Climbing the mountain of swords means climbing, using both hands and feet.

Your fingers are strong enough to pinch the side of the blade, and the weight on your feet will be less.

When going into the sea of ​​fire and running over red-hot charcoal, all you need is water on the soles of your feet.

For example, when you are performing, the straw mat or cotton mat you step on is wet, so you don't need your soles to sweat.

The tip of the gun on the throat is a real hard Qigong, and there are calluses there.

But sword swallowing is not the case. There are two types of sword swallowing, one is retracted sword, the sword can be retracted.

The other way is to wear a condom, which goes down the throat and passes through the esophagus, cardia, and stomach.

It’s actually very uncomfortable, but it’s bearable. It’s like having an endoscope inserted, the sword is inserted into the sheath, and…”

Li Yi introduced various performance methods, especially sword swallowing. Most people thought that the sword was telescopic.

Some people don't need telescopic ones, but have other cuffs, just like gastroscopy.

Of course it's uncomfortable, but you can persevere, just like some entertainers who dislocate a child's joints. These people are great at orthopedic surgery.

Everyone was dumbfounded. It turned out that those things were so simple? Do you know both?

"Xiao Yi, what about the one who steps on raw eggs? The one who steps on a few raw eggs and then splits the porcelain plate with his bare hands. What is the principle of this?"

Li Dan was interested. He had watched other people's performances, but he couldn't ask for the principles. That would be ruining people's jobs.

"That's really kung fu. Eggs are raw and relatively hard. You usually have to go barefoot to master it. Chopping a plate is relatively simple. You may think it's chopping, but it's actually breaking it.

But when it comes to crushing porcelain fragments into powder, Guo Ziyi can do it, and so can many Yulin Feiqi, with the strength training of his fingers and the thickness of his cocoons. "

Li Yi also understands this, but if he understands, he can't do it.

This thing is just like performing a ball-ball surgery on a disciple. It has all the theories. Can you try it?

If it was that easy, why bother finding a lot of death row inmates to practice?

All these must be practiced, just like some of the mistakes he made at that time, and he was willing to buy cheap jelly.

Some people think they love eating, but in fact they use it to practice swallowing and spitting with their tongues and throats.

Life is not easy for all walks of life.

"Brother Yi, write it down and use it in the Liyuan."

Li Longji discovered the New World. Why didn't Brother Yi say such a thing before?

One thing to talk about is how to thresh, shell and grind powder.

There are also digging wells, building canals, and raising forest frogs and bean bugs.

"There are some props, and the charges are very cheap!" Li Yi nodded first, and then suddenly asked for money.

"How cheap is it?" Li Longji actually asked.

“Basically, one skill is enough for a skill, it’s a one-time use.

It's not a one-time thing, I'll teach you and I'll teach you how to do it, it'll cost about a hundred cents.

For example, this sea urchin steamed egg, after you finish eating, third brother, look at it.

I stretched out my hands, but there were no sea urchins. I turned my hands around to show you the backs of my hands, but there were still no sea urchins.

I'll... Oops! It's stinging. The sea urchin's thorns are so annoying. "

Li Yi performed a close-up magic trick on Li Longji, but one of them was accidentally stabbed.

He squeezed it quickly, just in case it was poisonous.

Li Longji had never seen Li Yi perform magic before, and was surprised: "Brother Yi, can you do this?"

"I am a surgeon who performs surgical operations on the brain, chest, nerves, etc. If my hands are not flexible enough, would I dare to operate on others?"

Li Yi stretched out his hands without any protruding nails.

He grinds every day, and sometimes when it rains, he puts his hands into deerskin gloves to keep them warm.

A temperature difference of several degrees doesn't matter to an average person. If he performs surgery on his brain or nerves, his hands must remain absolutely flexible.

My little fresh finger scratched a little skin, go to the hospital quickly, otherwise it will heal.

For Li Yi, his hands are more precious than fresh meat.

He underwent brain surgery. Not to mention the incision on his hand, he could lift pure water to change the water in his house on the first day to avoid muscle fatigue.

Of course, Xiao Xianrou is being pretentious for his own sake, while he is being responsible for his patients. The two are different.

If a patient needs to undergo brain or neurological surgery tomorrow, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net should go to bed now. The best indoor temperature is 25 degrees.

With such hands, magic tricks can be performed with a little practice.

The hands of doctors who can perform interventional surgery are very flexible.

Li Longji finished eating a steamed egg with sea urchin and practiced with sea urchin shells, and was stabbed several times.

On the other side, the women in Sigongfang were trying to remember the new songs from Chang'an, and dancing was secondary.

They all knew how to choreograph, and the main thing was to listen to the connotation of the songs.

There are few songs in the Tang Dynasty now, such as writing about the sun setting behind the mountains and the Yellow River flowing into the sea.

It belongs to the five-character quatrain, and there is singing.

Write about the birds flying high and the lonely cloud going away alone. It is also a five-character quatrain, with the same tune.

It is the same as the song with different lyrics but not tune when Li Yi was alive, especially the different language versions, which are called lyrics.

For example: The waves are running! The waves are flowing! The surging river water never stops for thousands of miles.

Another one is: unforgettable, brilliant, who can forget Shanghai Beach.

There is also: Tonight the breeze blows gently, blowing my heart.

Then there is another one: drifting with the waves and the wind, with the waves of a lifetime.

This was the case in the Tang Dynasty. A song could be filled with many lyrics, and all those that followed the same rhythm were filled in.

It was like doing some surgery, but those who could come up with new songs, that is, those who invented new techniques, were all equally awesome.

"Li Lang, I sang the Xintianyou you wrote, and they liked it very much!"

Princess Yongmu came back. She was tired of singing and composing music, so she took a break.

"So, our folk songs are the best. Depending on the environment of each place, they can be unrestrained or lingering."

Li Yi just listened to the Xintianyou he copied.

But he still remembered the gracefulness of Jiangnan, and each had its own strengths.

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