Chapter 1929 Yes, Very Obscene
Zhu Zhanji found it very strange that in the past, those ministers who had meritorious deeds would unconsciously exaggerate their merits when they did something, but Chen Mo is...
"You don't have to be too humble. Since I ascended the throne, I will be rewarded for my achievements. You..."
"Your Majesty, little one..."
Chen Mo resolutely said: "After going out to sea, it's often the younger ones who hand over to those natives, and it's a lot of coaxing."
Zhu Zhanji was very interested when he heard it, and thought that this guy might be a genius, so he asked, "Be more specific."
Chen Mo struggled and said: "The little one met those natives honestly, they probably thought that the little one was simple and honest, and they became brothers in a few moments..."
"Cough cough cough!"
Fang Xing coughed a few times and looked at Zhu Zhanji.
Zhu Zhanji immediately appointed the official with an understanding: "Huang Jinlu and Liu Ming..."
Huang Jinlu took the risk of stealing the conversation and said: "Your Majesty, the younger one has been overseas for many years and owes a lot to his wife and children at home. I implore His Majesty to let the younger one go home for reunion."
Liu Ming hesitated for a while, and had no choice but to express his meaning of "regarding official positions as dung" along with Huang Jinlu.
Only Chen Mo winked at Huang Jinlu, and when he didn't get a response, he pretended to be stupid.
This is an official fan!
Fang Xing, who knew his nature, couldn't help shaking his head secretly.
Huang Jinlu is a little disgusted with officialdom, and doesn't want to intrigue anymore. And Liu Ming's thoughts are probably a bit complicated. He guessed that he was afraid of being labeled as awake above, so he was half reluctant and half happy.
Without hesitation, Zhu Zhanji said, "Then you two are Jinyiwei Baihu!"
Jin Yiwei?
Liu Ming's face was pale, Huang Jinlu wanted to cry.
Fang Xing saw that the two of them looked like dead parents, and shouted: "Jinyiwei is such an important place, how could you suddenly let you in! That's hanging, not a real job!"
I don't know how to flatter me!
Zhu Zhanji was a little displeased, so he had a better impression of the silent Chen Mo, and said, "Since you can communicate with the foreign vassals, then go to the Ministry of Rites. I remember that the Ministry of Rites lacks a chief..."
Jian Yi was not around, so Yang Shiqi, who remembered this, stepped out and said, "Yes, Your Majesty."
Zhu Zhanji nodded, indicating that the matter was settled.
Chen Mo was in a daze, and suddenly his eyes turned red, and he cried out in tears: "Your Majesty is very kind, my little... I must devote myself to death, and then I will die... and I will die."
A fat, dark man was howling, with snot flowing from his nostrils to his mouth, and then down his chin.
Zhu Zhanji murmured in his heart, he felt that he might have made a mistake.
After Huang Jinlu and the others left, Fang Xing did not leave.
Zhu Zhanji knew that some things were not good to say in front of everyone, so he dispersed the officials.
"Man Raja, I kept a back hand, and by the way, let the Siamese feel that Daming doesn't want to go to sea in the future."
Zhu Zhanji stroked the short beard on his chin and said, "You are fishing!"
"Yes, it's fishing."
Fang Xing said: "Sumatra has been taken over by the Old Port, and I asked people to try planting rubber trees there. Also...Hanwang Highness went to the Big Island, and the place is satisfactory, but he feels that there is no rival and boring."
Zhu Zhanji said helplessly: "Uncle Han Wang likes to fight, is there a chance there?"
Fang Xing shook his head, the place is full of natives now, where is the chance?
Zhu Zhanji put aside this matter and asked: "Just now what Chen Mo said was honest, and people looked honest. Could it be that those natives are simple and honest?"
Fang Xing was silent for a while, and said in a tangled voice, "He...he...he likes...naked buttocks."
"puff!"
Zhu Zhanji was drinking tea. Hearing that his eyes were wide open, he sprayed out the tea after a sip.
Yu Jia tried her best to hold back her laughter, and finally her intense emotions turned into a crackling voice, her face flushed red.
All the eunuchs in the hall were holding back their laughter, all of them were flushed, and they were suffering very hard.
Fang Xing said helplessly: "Those natives felt superior because of him... that...so they relaxed their vigilance."
"Cough cough cough cough!"
An eunuch couldn't bear it anymore, he squatted on the ground coughing violently,
Stimulating the heart and lungs is like suffering from consumption.
Zhu Zhanji looked weird, and asked with a half-smile: "Is there still such a way?"
Fang Xing said seriously: "Yes, those natives are ignorant, Chen Mo looks more simple and honest, and a little... wretched, so he can get along well among the natives, he can be said to be like a fish in water!"
Although it is not good to ask a courtier about his details, Zhu Zhanji couldn't help but ask, "Wretched?"
Fang Xing said seriously: "Yes, it's very obscene!"
...
"Your Majesty, Xing and Bo are back."
Hu Shanxiang was lying on the bed. According to the imperial doctor, she was going to give birth within ten days, so it was best not to get up.
Her hands were protecting her swollen belly, her eyes lit up, and she asked, "But have you entered Beijing?"
She was also a little panicked when she was about to give birth. Although Zhu Zhanji divided the time equally between her and Sun, she still panicked for no reason.
When she dreamed back at midnight, she knew what she was panicking about.
She was worried that she would give birth to a daughter, but Sun would give birth to a son. In that case, her status would probably be in danger.
Status doesn't matter, but what about children?
Thinking of the well-behaved Duan Duan, Hu Shanxiang cheered himself up again and again.
Must have a son!
"Xinghebo is still in the palace, eh! Madam, the three children of Xinghebo's family are also in the palace!"
...
The garden was already full of smog: Potato was grilling meat with peace, while Duanduan and Wuyou were watching from the sidelines. The corners of their mouths were glistening when they both ate, and they were still dissatisfied, and they kept yelling to hurry up.
The queen mother sat in the pavilion, eating the food baked by the two boys with Wanwan, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
"Tudou looks like a big brother, but Ping An looks like a little adult. These two brothers are interesting."
The queen mother commented on the two Pingan brothers with a smile, and Wanwan echoed a few words, and then clapped her hands when she saw Xiao Fang bullying the queen mother's Xiao Hei.
Xiao Fang ran over quickly, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.
Wan Wan leaned over, tapped Xiao Fang's forehead with her slender fingers, and said angrily, "I know how to be naughty all day long."
Xiao Hei also came to the queen mother's place in a hurry, and then rubbed his face against the queen mother's shoe, sobbing.
The Queen Mother laughed and said: "This puppy is just like a child, it knows how to come back and complain when it is wronged."
At this time, someone hurried over and was stopped by Li Bin outside the pavilion.
Li Bin talked to the man for a few words, then came in and said: "Your Majesty, Xinghe Bo is in the palace."
"He is back?"
The queen mother picked up a towel to wipe her hands, got up and said: "Let's come here today, let the three children be sent out, and wait for Xing and Bo to go home together."
"Worriless, I will share half of the queen mother with you. Can you live with me?"
When the time for parting came, the two children held hands to say goodbye with tears in their eyes. This scene made Wanwan laugh and worry about the Queen Mother.
There are not many children in the palace, and Duan Duan has no companions!
...
"I'm going to be a father again."
Zhu Zhanji is a little proud. If his children don't come, they will be happy. Once they come, there will be two. How awesome is this.
Fang Xing yawned and said, "I'm already four... By the way, I still have to go to Shenxianju to see."
"Beware of fire in the backyard!"
Zhu Zhanji gloated with jealousy.
"I can't get up, I will take their mother and child back to live for a few days."
Fang Xing Shi Shi ran out of the palace, but cheers greeted him.
"father!"
"father!"
"father!"
The three children ran over together, and the two sons were still pulling Wuyou, Fang Xing was taken aback for a moment, then squatted down joyfully, picked Wuyou up, and asked, "You guys know that you came back for your father and came to pick him up ?"