Chapter 1420 Clean Yourself and Be Happy with Uncle
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The so-called carnival is just an opportunity to let the herdsmen and the Ming army release their long-term tension by eating and drinking.
When the sun was setting, there were bonfires everywhere outside the fort, a grand gathering of tens of thousands of people, and there were as many bonfires as there were stars in the sky.
Walking in it, Ye Siya felt a little unbelievable.
"Boobu, the Tatars betrayed the Ming people, so let's just forget about it? We still have to eat barbecue together, what is this?"
The old man with the goatee stroked his beard and said, "Ye Si Ya, this is a method of Ming people, just to win people's hearts. You see, those Tatars and Ming people are not laughing and scolding together, yes, they want to laugh together and get angry together. That is the purpose of that Demon God."
Ye Siya nodded, and said thoughtfully: "I thought that a person with the name of a demon god must be arrogant without anger, and a look can make people tremble, but when I saw it today, I felt that it was nothing more than that. Just an ordinary person."
Bu Bu said: "Yesi Ya, our king is the proud son of heaven who comes out only once in five hundred years. He only needs to hum softly, and those ministers will be scared out of their wits. As for the demon god, he is only Emperor Ming's son." It’s just a courtier. You have to remember that Emperor Ming was once frightened like an enemy.”
Ye Siya turned around and glanced at the dozen or so Ming soldiers following him and the others, and said in a low voice, "Did they discover something?"
Bubu didn't look back, and sighed: "You shouldn't have shot, your archery skills are outstanding, but you shouldn't show it in front of wise people, it will arouse their vigilance."
Ye Siya was a little annoyed and said: "At that time, I only wanted to find a chance. As long as I could save that Ming army general, we would definitely be able to... Hey! It's because I didn't think carefully. If it doesn't work, then let's stay for a few days. Let's go back."
Bubu smiled wryly and said, "Now we can't help ourselves, whether to leave or stay depends on the will of that demon god."
At this time, there was a commotion in front, Ye Siya looked up, and saw Fang Xing who was talking with a bowl. Unknowingly, he leaned over and listened carefully.
"Today's grand event is a grand event where Tatars and Ming people join hands to resist the brutal enemy, and a grand event where Tatars and Ming people join hands to become brothers and sisters. What I want to tell everyone is, look at each other's faces, take a closer look, we all It's a skin color, not the same as those white-skinned guys."
While Fang Xing was speaking, many people really looked at their own arms, and then at each other's faces, feeling a little confused for a moment.
"Yellow skin means that we all have an ancestor, understand?"
Fang Xing didn't know if he was an ancestor, but this did not prevent him from continuing to fool around.
"An ancestor, we stayed in the Central Plains, but you came to the grassland. In this way, in order to find a way to survive, everyone kept getting farther and farther away. In the end, swords and soldiers met each other. This is killing each other!"
"He's lying!"
Ye Siya said angrily: "No! Definitely not!"
Bubu looked at him with pity, and said: "Are you worried about your skin color? No, you are not so yellow, and even a little whiter. As for the same ancestor that the demon god mentioned, it has been thousands of years, and those people are everywhere. Migration, who knows where their ancestors are?"
"People can lose everything, but they can't lose their ancestors and blood!"
Fang Xing said loudly: "Let's go back, isn't it the descendants of Yanhuang? They are all one family. Since we are one family, then let's not talk about the two families, but Ben will just say a word...Everyone live a good life!"
"good!"
The Tatar's reaction was beyond Fang Xing's straightforwardness, and also beyond his plan.
"As long as we can eat enough, we will all listen to Emperor Ming!"
"Eat enough food, not cold, we are a family!"
"Yes, we have enough food and a house to live in, we are a family!"
"..."
Nima!
Fang Xing felt that all the sensationalism in front of him was fed to the dog.
Ye Siya sneered, "These people can do whatever they want as long as they give them bones.
But after their ambitions swell, Mingren will now be tying himself up. "
Bubu sighed and said, "Yesiya, you underestimated the Ming people, as long as the divisions are completely broken up, after a few decades, the people here will forget that they once roamed the grassland."
The eating and drinking conference has begun, and there are raised bowls everywhere. The smell of various wines mixes with the smell of barbecue in the air, making people intoxicated, making people want to sit down, drink and talk loudly with the people around them. .
Ye Siya felt at a loss, he wanted to go back, but the Ming soldiers behind him were staring at them, and he was worried that his abnormal behavior would be suspected.
"drink wine!"
At this time, an excited Tatar on the left came over with a big bowl, and handed the big bowl to Ye Siya's mouth involuntarily.
Ye Siya was stunned, just as Fang Xing was walking towards this side with the bowl in his hand, he had no choice but to take the Tatar's bowl and drank it down.
"It's good wine! Hahahaha!"
Seeing that he was drinking happily, the Tatar patted him on the shoulder, and then returned to his place, talking loudly with the people around him, tearing the meat on the grill, his face glowing red, looking extremely happy.
Ye Si Ya hiccupped, and Bu Bu asked eagerly behind him: "Yesi Ya, is it poisonous?"
Fang Xing over there suddenly turned a corner and went to A Tai's place. The two of them stood together, holding a bowl and drank it down in one gulp. There was cheering from all around.
"Good wine!"
Yesi gritted his teeth, savoring the taste of the wine, couldn't help praising it, and finally said with some dissatisfaction: "It's just a little bit violent, and the smell can't be suppressed."
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Fang Xing didn't know when he would get drunk, he only knew that he had to be drunk, the one who got drunk was useless, and the one who got drunk was unconscious.
So he started to drink, drank with Atai, drank with those nobles who came to toast, and even drank with those herdsmen...
The figure in front of him was shaking a little, and the bonfire was also shaking.
Looking up, I feel the sky is dizzy.
Well, for God's sake, what's the fire?
Fang Xing looked at A Tai.
A Tai laughed drunkenly, "Uncle Xing, don't move, don't move, it makes me dizzy."
Fang Xing blinked and asked, "Did we offend God?"
A Tai shook his head and said, "No, I didn't do anything wrong, God won't blame me."
Well!
Fang Xing said with a guilty conscience: "Blending wine with alcohol and essence, will it kill people? Uh! Probably not, it's edible alcohol..."
"What alcohol?"
Atai asked in surprise.
At this time, someone was dancing around the bonfire, with simple steps, but full of joy.
The men and women formed a circle, if this scene was seen by the Confucians of the Ming Dynasty, they would definitely have a heart attack in anger and shout 'shameless'.
There are more and more dancing people, Tatars, Ming people, and gradually everyone mixed together, and there are dancing crowds everywhere.
"Dizziness!"
Fang Xing and A Tai supported each other to get up, and staggered into it, which immediately attracted even bigger cheers.
A young girl was pushed over, holding Fang Xing's hand shyly.
"You can't dance! Teach me."
So Fang Xing clumsily followed the girl's footsteps, and Ah Tai loudly applauded from the side, and told him to quickly take the girl to roll the grass.
Fang Xing was drunk and staggered, but his last sanity was still there.
So Xin Laoqi came over, and helped Fang Xing back with Fang Wu before he fell down.
The girl looked at Fang Xing away in disappointment. She didn't understand why Fang Xing abandoned her beauty like a shoe.
Ah Tai was half lying on the ground drinking, he threw the bowl away, wiped the corner of his mouth and laughed loudly: "Xinghebo is a good man, a good husband, hahahaha!"
So the news of Xinghe Bohane finally spread to the grassland, and for a while, the frightening title of Demon God finally became more tender.
"Is he afraid of his wife?"
Ye Siya led others to eat, and was a little dizzy from drinking.
Bubu smiled strangely and said: "No matter how powerful a hero is, there will always be a place in his heart. It's not about being afraid of his wife, but about keeping himself clean."
Ye Siya shook his head and said: "Women are just vassals, just enjoy them. As for respect, that is not within the rules of heaven."
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