Chapter 1169 Swimming in the Lake, Complaining, Falling Into the Water
The school has started, and I wish Jazz's students and book friends: this year's studies will make great progress! Bullish! ! !
Zhu Gaoxu is a bit contradictory, he never pretends to outsiders, but he is very righteous to people he likes.
So Fang Xing thinks he is suitable to be a friend!
Seeing that Fang Xing was depressed, Zhu Gaoxu stopped teasing and asked, "Who is it? Wait for me to deal with him!"
Fang Xing put down the jug, hiccupped, and sighed, "It's made by the ancestors."
Well……
Zhu Gaoxu was startled, gritted his teeth and pondered.
This man is perfect for a friend!
Seeing that Zhu Gaoxu was really thinking of a way, Fang Xing picked up the teapot and took a sip, then chewed the tea leaves and said, "I want to ask His Majesty to teach martial arts, but because of the ancestral system, it is impossible to recruit good students, I am upset! "
As soon as Zhu Gaoxu heard that it was this, he felt relieved, asked someone to bring another pot of wine, and said, "How boring you are! Aren't those soldiers and soldiers in the guards the best candidates? Why do you have to find someone from outside?" student?"
Fang Xing's irritability disappeared, and he said lazily: "Those are all military households, passed down from generation to generation, so are they all good men from generation to generation? Let's say that His Royal Highness has given birth to so many sons, but not everyone can become a man, right? "
Zhu Gaoxu waved at those women, and immediately the sound of silk and bamboo sounded, and the two women danced beside them.
"Zhan Ji is not bad, but he is still young. Zhan Yong is blind. If he were the king, he would definitely be killed. Zhan Qi can't see it, but he must be worthless when he grows up. As for the rest, they are all I was taught not to stand out, but to be obedient and useless!"
Zhu Gaoxu slapped the table, his voice was dull, singing in a long voice.
"Throwing Nanyang is the main concern, and the north and the east are the best preparations. The heaven and the earth will work together, and the heroes will not be free when they are transported..."
Huh! How elegant? !
Fang Xing looked at Zhu Gaoxu in surprise, and waited for him to tell the follow-up...
"Thousands of miles... mountains and rivers... thousands of miles... mountains and rivers..."
Fang Xing's eyes turned to joking, Zhu Gaoxu got annoyed, threw the wine glass out, and cursed: "What nonsense poetry! It's inexplicable! I feel disgusted after reading it!"
Fang Xing laughed and said, "It's a shit poem, hahahaha!"
The two laughed in unison, and then Zhu Gaochi poured a pot of wine boldly, and said with red eyes: "What kind of shit is the ancestral system! What the grandfather said back then is the ancestral system, and what the father said will also become the ancestral system, big brother , Zhanji... Daming doesn't want so many ancestral systems!"
Fang Xing laughed and said: "Exactly, the ancestral system should be like the law, restrict if necessary, and not too much if not necessary, otherwise future generations will worry about the ancestral system, because within this framework, what I can't do it either!"
Zhu Gaoxu drank another pot of wine and felt hot, so he took off his outer clothes and said with a big smile, "Mr. taught homework in the morning, and there was this poem in it. My sons are useless. They have memorized it dozens of times. This king will remember it all!"
Only then did Fang Xing feel relieved, and after taking a sip of wine, seeing Zhang Tianjing's worried face, he smiled and said, "What are you afraid of! Everyone knows about the ancestral system, but no one dares to say it, for the sake of the venerable!" Besides, Confucianism likes to play with these things, any ancestral system that is beneficial to them is a good ancestral system, and it is debatable if it is not conducive to them.”
Zhang Tianjing hesitated to speak on the sidelines, feeling that the topic of these two really broke through the sky.
What if someone listens to it?
Drank too much,
Zhu Gaoxu patted the table and scolded Zhao Wang, and then scolded the thief God, who trapped him in Beiping and could not be free.
But Fang Xing also cursed when he drank too much, but the one who scolded was a literati. He exposed the face of a literati from the inside to the outside, and made Zhang Tianjing, a Confucian student, restless by the side, but he didn't dare to refute, otherwise Zhu Gaoxu would throw him into the lake. to go.
The two of them sang shoulder to shoulder when they drank too much, from a brothel ditty to Fang Xing sang an inspiring song, it was like ghosts crying and wolf howling.
The women stood by the side with pale faces, and the dance stopped - there was no way to dance! The rhythm was completely disrupted by these two people.
And the people in Han Palace were also stunned by the singing, and some people ran to the backyard to ask the group of women to go out to persuade them, fearing that they would fall into the lake.
But who dares to persuade Zhu Gaoxu to do what he wants to do?
The singing was arrogant and domineering, and not long after, a maid stumbled in and shouted, "It's not good! Your Highness, He Xing and Uncle fell into the water!"
...
"Two worry-free ones! Bring them here!"
Zhu Di trembled with anger when he heard the news, and called for someone to fetch Fang Xing and Zhu Gaoxu.
Zhu Gaochi was reporting, and when he heard the words, he said slowly: "Father, the second brother He Xing and Bo probably drank wine for pleasure, and this is their first time... um... um..."
Under Zhu Di's gaze, Zhu Gaochi was embarrassed and couldn't write any more.
The two masters actually went swimming in the lake in early winter, you can swim in the lake if you swim in the lake, and they even drank too much and sang. It is said that everyone in the palace was frightened and thought that their prince was crazy.
And they fell into the water. It is said that the two were very happy, and they jumped down together with their shoulders and backs hooked.
What a shame!
Wait, wait, wait, wait until Zhu Di has finished dealing with political affairs, only then did the sound of sneezing come from outside.
"Ah cut!"
"Ah Chiu!"
Two guys with dripping hair come in.
Zhu Gaochi glanced at it: Zhu Gaoxu's face was flushed, probably due to the heat in drinking, which could not be dispelled even by cold water.
Fang Xing was more miserable, his face pale.
Zhu Di supported the case with both hands, and said coldly: "Tell me, what are you two going crazy about?"
Zhu Gaoxu said nah: "Father, my son is just..."
Fang Xing was afraid that this fellow would talk nonsense, so he hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, your feet are slippery."
"Why did the two of you slip into the water together?"
Well……
Fang Xing hurriedly said: "Well... Your Highness came here, but was taken down by the minister."
Zhu Gaoxu quickly echoed: "Yes, father, even if the foot slipped, the minister wanted to go to save Fang and woke up, but the foot also slipped."
Nima! What is a pig teammate, this is it!
The slippery feet are just a reason for Zhu Di to go down the stairs. Everyone knows it is fake, but you are lucky, you are adding to the snake, this is not just asking for trouble for yourself!
"Go back! Study behind closed doors for a month!"
Sure enough, Lao Zhu went mad and roared at Zhu Gaoxu.
Zhu Gaoxu wiped off the water stains on his face, and said nonchalantly: "Father, it's just that he fell into the water. I'm not a woman, so I don't need to rest at home for a month, right? I'm leaving now!"
Seeing Zhu Di mentioning the paperweight, the hero Zhu Gaoxu didn't want to take the immediate loss, and left without any sense of loyalty.
Fang Xing's feet moved slightly, trying to follow, but Zhu Di snorted coldly on top, he pointed to his hair and said: "Your Majesty, I have to go home and take a hot bath, or I will get sick!"
Zhu Di stared at him condescendingly, squinting his eyes so that Fang Xing would slander his presbyopia.
"I heard that you are dissatisfied with Xuanwu Wei?"
"Nothing, Your Majesty!"
Fang Xing said innocently: "Your Majesty, I'm not that narrow-minded, besides, Xuanwu Wei and I don't have any stakes, I'm just watching."
"A pack of nonsense! Bullying the king!"