Chapter 666 The Wretched Game Designer
In reality, the difference between male and female is basically based on the crotch. Everyone does this because of inertia of thinking.
However, "Rebirth" is a holographic simulation game, and the monsters inside are quite realistic. Although the Sunset Demon Ape is not human, it is still a primate. It would be somewhat indecent to put gender on the appearance.
So the crotch of the setting sun demon ape that everyone sees is completely empty...
Seeing this scene, Ming couldn't help but said depressedly: "Damn! Game designers are so fucking cheap!"
Everyone looked sideways, meow, if the game designer really designed the gender into the appearance, it would be cheap, right?
"Wuji, how do you fix it?" Everyone asked Wuji.
Wuji frowned and thought for a while, "How about stripping Xiaomeng naked and throwing it over? It is said that the aesthetics of monkeys is similar to that of humans, and the ones who pounce on them must be males..."
"Damn!" Meng Linglong was furious when she heard the words, "I think it's okay to strip you naked and throw you over there."
"I'm not a woman." Wuji spread his hands.
Linglong Meng said: "It's okay, there are female monkeys."
"Well..." Everyone nodded thoughtfully, and turned their eyes to Wuji... The behavior of animals like monkeys to express their nature is not at all reserved. If we really want to throw Wuji away as Wuji said It has had the same effect in the past.
Although Wuji has many guesses, but facing a crazy woman like Linglongmeng, everyone is more willing to offend Wuji a little more.
"Day, what do you want to do?" Wuji was shocked and asked in a panic.
"Hey!" Ji Ao and Ming both rolled up their sleeves and took a step forward, Wuji looked pale, pointed at the two of them and said, "If you dare to take a step forward, I will show you to death."
"Okay, stop making trouble!" Seeing that the two little bastards really wanted to take off Wuji's clothes, Chunxiang hurriedly dissuaded him.
"What's the trick, Brother Chun wants to volunteer?" Mingdu asked with a smile.
Chunxiang said: "Don't bother, don't we have fruit? Just throw the fruit."
"Throwing fruit?" Everyone was taken aback when they heard the words: "Is there any explanation? Don't all monkeys like to eat fruit?"
If monkeys of one gender don’t like to eat fruit, throwing fruit makes sense. Since they have the same taste, throwing fruit is basically equivalent to feeding food.
"Hey!" Chunxiang smiled wretchedly, and everyone had goosebumps all over their bodies.
Then Chunxiang said: "I think, the one who likes to eat peaches should be the male monkey, and the one who likes to eat bananas should be the female monkey..."
"???"
"..."
"Ci'ao... bitch!!!"
With a crazy woman like Linglongmeng around, Quanzhen teaches these guys to think quickly...
After hearing what Chunxiang said, everyone was stunned for a moment, then fell silent for a while, and finally collapsed collectively. Hey, this old and unscrupulous person thought he had some good ideas, but he showed his lower limit! !
Seeing everyone's expressions, Yang Na stupidly asked Linglong Meng, "What do you mean? Are monkeys really like different fruits for different genders?"
"Pfft..." Linglong Meng spat out old blood, and explained to Yang Na in a low voice. Yang Na's face turned red, and she gave Chun Xiang a hard look.
Chunxiang still complacently said: "Well, the old man's strategy is very unique, he can take them down without hurting a single soldier."
"Get out! Old and unscrupulous!" Everyone raised their middle fingers in unison.
"Hey, Wuji, grandson, the old man helped you, and you still scold me?" Chun Xiang said angrily.
"Your brother-in-law, you old trash!" Wuji said angrily, "We are doing business, can we not be obscene!"
Although Chun Xiang has always been the wretched person of the Quanzhen Sect, and he is not ambiguous when he should be doing serious business on weekdays, but this time he is still wretched, obviously it is not the right time.
"What's wretched, the system skill has set up this link, there must be a way to deal with it, have you forgotten what the guy who sold the fruit said?" Chunxiang explained solemnly.
"This..." When Chunxiang mentioned this, everyone immediately thought of the words of the fruit stall owner.
"Would you like peaches and bananas,
I like the Sunset Demon Ape in the Sunset Forest."
Thinking of this, everyone believed Chun Xiang's words.
After playing the game for so long, everyone has been exposed to many S-level tasks. This kind of task is like a brain teaser. It is impossible to solve it with normal thinking, so it is called an impossible task. Although it is said that, S-level tasks There are also breakthrough points in the task, as long as the thinking is fast, it is not difficult to find the breakthrough point.
All expert players know that during the S-level mission, every NPC's words may be a breakthrough point. Since the fruit seller "unintentionally" said this sentence, it must be related to this mission. connected.
The meaning of the fruit stand owner is very simple. Sunset Demon Ape likes peaches and bananas. Thinking about it this way, Chunxiang's thinking is basically correct.
How to distinguish between male and female must be related to peaches and bananas, but such a wretched way of distinguishing is still unacceptable to everyone.
"You think the designer is as wretched as you?" Wuji said contemptuously.
"Oh? You mean the designer is not wretched enough?" Chunxiang despised.
"Um..." Wuji was speechless again. To be honest, after playing so many games, Wuji has never seen a designer who is more stinky and shameless than the game design of "Rebirth". The word "wretched" is simply created for them All right.
"Why don't we try?" Wuji asked the others.
"Try it, or can you come up with a more obscene method?" Everyone agreed with Wuji's proposal.
There is no way, Chunxiang's shameless remarks have deeply moved the Quanzhen Sect guys... No wonder people often say that people are divided into groups, and other players would definitely beat Chunxiang to death. How could they agree? His bad idea.
Seeing that everyone agreed, Wuji reached out and took out a peach and a banana, and threw them at the setting sun demon ape.
When the setting sun demon ape saw the bananas and peaches, it became a mess and rushed after them.
After a while, a prompt came from the system: "You feed Sunset Demon Ape Kerim a specialty big peach, Kerim's loyalty +30..."
"You feed Sunset Demon Ape Linda a specialty banana, Linda's loyalty +30..."
Kerim and Linda, you can tell male and female from their names...
"Damn it, that's really how it is judged!!" Wuji's jaw dropped when he saw the system prompt. This game designer really has no lower limit for being wretched.
"How about it, I'll just say it, are you convinced or not?" Chunxiang said proudly.
Everyone is speechless, even this can be hit, who else dares to refuse?
"Everyone catch them separately!" In order to save time and not to confuse the monkeys, Wuji distributed the peaches to everyone and threw them into the monkey group together.
When the monster's loyalty is greater than 70, it will follow the player, and soon, each of the guys from Quanzhen Sect is followed by a monkey with drooling eyes...