Chapter 2646 Original Thigh

How in this world could there be a Jiuyou ruler who can wake up with something like 'joke'? What is it that you are the ruler of the Nine Serenities?

In particular, this evil 'white master' has an extremely bad personality, and he is the master of nine seclusions among the masters of nine seclusion. Last time, just to study the sheets on him, he was arrested and held for a long time.

Dialogue dominates telling jokes, which in itself is the biggest joke.

Thinking of this, the big guy who can sell everything can't help but tighten the thin sheet on his body - I don't know if this is the reason why he hasn't basked in the sun for too long. Even if he wraps the sheet tightly, he can't get it from it. to more warmth.

Next time, will you quietly change your sheets with the stupid disciple's? It's the same style anyway, so even if she changed it, she shouldn't notice the difference. Anything can be sold, the boss secretly said in his heart.

"Boss Song, I think you should give up on 'tell jokes'. You don't have the talent for this." Lady Onion suggested seriously, "Why don't you do it for me?"

Song Shuhang said disdainfully: "How can you be better than me? Your cold jokes will only get colder and colder, and with your low-end jokes, people who listen to you will laugh before you laugh at yourself. "

After that, he reached out and pressed Lady Onion's onion tip back into his pocket, then waved his phone and said, "I came prepared this time. With these jokes, I'm sure that Senior White two will be satisfied."

Senior White's clone said, "I think we should still perform a drama on the spot."

"Senior Bai, don't make trouble, I have been resurrected once today." Song Shuhang cleared his throat and began to tell a serious joke: "A long, long time ago..."

Fairy Fortune suddenly appeared: "In the Taoist temple in the deep mountains, there lives an immortal Taoist."

Song Shuhang: "!!!"

Then, Soft Feather got out of the shadow and said, "One day, a disciple of Daoist asked curiously: Master, why did you choose to cultivate immortals?"

Soft Feather Heipi stopped after reading a paragraph, because the meritorious snake beauty has just sacrificed herself to the pillar, and has not been reborn yet, and there is no successor.

At this moment, the ghost fairy in Su Clan's Sixteen's heart suddenly appeared: "Of course it's because the price of the cemetery has risen, and you can't afford to die, so you have to hold it in - the 30% discount in the seabed cemetery, you are still paying for it. Are you worried about 'can't afford to die'? Are you still suffering from the rapid increase in the price of cemeteries? The Yu Jiaojiao Seabed Cemetery is grandly opened, and the sea view villa cemetery is the best choice for you after your death! Buy now, buy five and get them free a mile."

Song Shuhang turned his head stiffly to look at Su Clan's Sixteen's chest.

"What are you looking at, this is your ghost." Sister Bailong said happily.

Song Shuhang's head hurts: "Why do you suddenly want to broadcast Yu Jiaojiao's submarine cemetery advertisement?"

In addition... [Innocent, elder sister Bailong, do you think I'm just looking at ghosts? 】

Su Clan's Sixteen thought for a while, and said, "Maybe it's because of the commercial advertisements that Yu Jiaojiao sent out a few days ago? Get a lot of spirit stones?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Why didn't I receive the investment promotion news from Yu Jiaojiao? If I had become Yu Jiaojiao's dealer sooner, when I was teaching the Dharma at the manifestation of the saints in the heavens and the myriad worlds, I would have given her an advertisement to her seabed cemetery.

Before I knew it, I missed another billion.

At this moment, Lady Onion in her pocket said, "Boss Song, Master Bai didn't react at all, which means that your joke didn't hit his point at all."

"Shuhang, stop telling jokes, the accessories on your body are more talented than you." Senior White's clone echoed.

Song Shuhang grabbed the phone and looked up at the sky.

But after a while, he suddenly moved in his heart.

He turned his head to look at the boss who can sell everything, his eyes bright: "You can sell anything, please sell me a joke that will make 'Senior White Two' laugh out loud!"

"Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, please disappear from my sight with the least friction!" The big guy who can sell anything sneered.

Lady Onion: "Hahahaha!"

Song Shuhang: "Senior, believe it or not, I will immediately pass this joke to Senior White two?"

Anything can be sold big guy: "..."

Song Shuhang sighed and put away his phone—it was a great plan to tell two jokes to Senior Bai, but unfortunately his execution was problematic.

Then, directly physically wake up the white predecessor two!

Song Shuhang put away the phone, and then stretched out his right hand handsomely: "Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword, unsheath!"

He was going to use Senior Akasaka Sword to chop off his right hand, then throw his right hand to the side of the 'sealing pillar', and try to swipe "Knife Raising Technique" against the sealing pillar where Senior White two slept.

After half an hour...

Huh? What about Senior Akasaka Sword?

"Senior Song, Senior Chi Xiaojian was swallowed by Fairy x-on:#%× before, and was sacrificed to the pillar along with her." Soft Feather Heipi reminded in a low voice.

Song Shuhang: "!!!"

Senior Akasaka Sword was also sacrificed to the pillar together?

"No, Fairy Gongde can be reborn with my power, but Senior Heart Demon Chixiaojian is a Heart Demon, it doesn't have the function of rebirth!" Song Shuhang quickly stretched out his hand and patted the "Pillar of Tyrant God" secret technique to put the Pillar of Merit. ?? Snake Immortal Pillar to summon out.

The 39-meter-high snake immortal pillar was summoned and supported in the steel lair.

The dazzling light of merit shrouded the entire steel lair.

On the column, the relief of the meritorious snake beauty is lifelike...

"Senior Heart Demon Chixiaojian, are you still alive? Squeak when you are alive!" Song Shuhang called out.

"Zhizhizhi~ Which idiot is putting the light of merit around me?" The Hamster's voice sounded. It originally slept on the edge of the two seal pillars of the white predecessors, but it was illuminated by the light of merit, forcibly from the state of drowsiness. woke up startled.

As soon as the hamster opened its eyes, it saw the giant pillar of merit waving in the hands of the tyrannical song, inserting its eyes in the steel lair.

Inserting a pillar of merit in the lair dominated by Jiuyou, is this a rebellion?

"Ba Song, you're playing with a hammer! The world is so big, can't you go out and take a look?" Hamster grabbed his handsome cloak and covered his body.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He reached out and stroked, and quickly transferred the 'Pillar of Merit' to the core world.

Just as he put away the 'Pillar of Merit', Senior White Two's seal pillar opened.

A thigh flashed out of the 'seal pillar' and instantly appeared beside Song Shuhang.

With a light sweep of this thigh, Song Shuhang was kicked out of the steel lair.

"Ah ah ah ~ ah ~" Fairy Fortune made a wave of screams instead of Song Shuhang, and accompanied a small BGM: "I will send you away, thousands of miles away~"

Everyone watched Song Shuhang go away.

And the thigh that kicked Song Shuhang away slightly paused for a moment, then flashed again, chasing Song Shuhang's figure away.

"Hey, that leg...is it Senior Jiuyoubai's?" Heipi Yurouzi wondered, she turned her head and looked back, the legs of Senior White Two in the seal column were still there!

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