Chapter 1,467 Is This an Apology?
After hearing the gurgling sound of drinking water, Song Shuhang turned his head in confusion, and then saw the Merit Snake Beauty enjoying herself, and drinking the water from the ‘Zi Mu River’ in one breath.
Song Shuhang: “…”
The Merit Snake Beauty looked back at Song Shuhang, her slender eyes trying to be wide open, with a well-behaved and innocent expression on her face.
Recently, the Snake Beauty’s acting skills have been getting better and better.
If Senior Bai wants to make a movie next time, she can definitely play the leading female role.
“Drank it” Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.
The Merit Snake Beauty thought about it, and she threw the empty bottle to the side with a flick of her hand. Then, she shook her head vigorously.
Song Shuhang felt so stuffy and his liver ached.
Sighing and shaking his hand, Song Shuhang asked Senior Xiaobai: “Senior Bai, can the Merit Light get pregnant?”
Senior Bai was scraping the black mucus with a spoon. After hearing Song Shuhang’s question, he turned his head and looked at the Merit Snake Beauty.
Senior Bai thought for a moment and said, "Theoretically speaking... the light of merit does not have life characteristics, so the spring water of the Mother and Child River should not be effective. But your light of merit is obviously not an ordinary style."
Song Shuhang: "So"
"Well, there are two possibilities. One is that your light of merit is pregnant; the other is that you, as the master, are pregnant." Senior Bai said calmly, and after that, he continued to scrape the black paste in his bowl.
Song Shuhang burst into tears, he turned back and stared at the beauty of merit lamia.
The belly of the beauty of merit lamia was still flat and smooth, and she didn't look pregnant at all.
If she wasn't pregnant...
Song Shuhang looked down at his belly-if she didn't finish, I wouldn't be a pill
Suddenly, I felt so desperate.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but my belly really felt like it was going to swell.
It seemed that there was really a little life about to be born in it.
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"Is Senior Song going to have a baby?" Yu Rouzi looked at Song Shuhang's belly curiously.
Su Shi A-16: "The spring water of Zi Mu River is different from 'Pregnant Gaze'. It is said that it will give birth to a meat ball. Senior Pharmacist, what should we do?"
The warm-hearted pharmacist at the next table raised his head and smiled slightly, saying: "Don't be afraid, I'm here. I can also perform caesarean sections. Although I'm not very good at it, if I combine it with 'healing skills', it's no problem to cut out a meat ball for Shuhang. Don't worry, little friend Shuhang."
Even with the comfort of Senior Pharmacist, Song Shuhang was not happy at all.
If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let the Merit Snake Beauty come out to show off.
"Ahhhhh~~" At this time, the Merit Snake Beauty raised her head and let out four ups and downs of screams, the pronunciation of Song Shuhang.
After the scream, she opened her mouth and spit out a diamond ball the size of a ping-pong ball.
This diamond ball is composed of ultra-high purity 'merit power', and the whole body is golden, which is very beautiful.
The Merit Snake Beauty stretched out her hands and gently caught the golden diamond ball.
Then, she held the golden diamond ball in front of Song Shuhang.
"You drank the water from the 'Zi Mu Spring' and gave birth to this," Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
At the same time, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
In any case, the blame of the virtuous snake beauty did not fall on his stomach. He did not have to worry about becoming the first man in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' to have a caesarean section.
At the same time, I don't know if it was an illusion. Song Shuhang seemed to hear a regretful sigh from the entire Xianshi Banquet.
[Ba Song Xuansheng is not pregnant, bad review! ]
"What is the use of this golden diamond?" Song Shuhang reached out and pinched the golden diamond, and looked at it carefully.
In addition to being highly compressed and condensed by the power of merit, he could not see any more strange things about this golden diamond ball.
"Forget it, put it away first. After all, it is exchanged for a bottle of 'Zi Mu River' spring water." Song Shuhang said in his heart.
When he was about to put the golden diamond ball into the bracelet space, he saw the expression of the Meritorious Snake Beauty again.
The eyes of the Fairy x-on:#%x were fixed on the golden diamond ball in his hand.
Wherever his hand moved,
the eyes of the Fairy x-on:#%x moved there.
Song Shuhang pinched the golden diamond ball and waved it vigorously in the shape of a five-pointed star.
The head of the Fairy x-on:#%x also moved, crossing the trajectory of a five-pointed star.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Could it be that because it was conceived by the spring water of the 'Zi Mu River', the Fairy x-on:#%x cherished this golden diamond ball as if it were her own child?
If that was the case.
After a brief thought, Song Shuhang put the golden diamond ball back into the hands of the Meritorious Snake Beauty: "It belongs to you."
The Fairy x-on:#%x quickly put away the golden diamond ball and held it to her chest with cherishment.
It seems that to her, this golden diamond ball is much more precious than 'Senior Chi Xiaozi'.
…
…
The Immortal Feast continued.
The remaining seven seats were also occupied by other guests of the Immortal Feast through various methods.
Then, the seat lottery officially began.
Song Shuhang still had a seat in his hand, which was the seat he had just won.
“Well, seniors, does anyone still need a seat?” Song Shuhang asked - if any senior needed it, he would give it away.
If no one wanted it, he would catch the stupid bird.
If she continued to practice alone, her ‘cultivation mania’ would worsen.
The members of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group shook their heads.
In the end… Song Shuhang had no choice but to forcibly catch the bird demon Xiao Cai and let her occupy the last seat he won.
The immortal delicacies at the Immortal Food Banquet were served one after another.
Everyone began to relax and enjoy the Immortal Food Banquet wholeheartedly.
After drinking for three rounds, everyone started chatting all over the place.
Song Shuhang pricked up his ears and listened to the adventures, cultivation experiences, and interesting stories of the seniors of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group.
Keep these in mind.
In the future, these can become his qualifications to become a qualified senior.
Just when all the fellow Taoists were talking happily.
Behind Song Shuhang, the meritorious snake beauty carefully stretched out her little hand and grabbed Senior Bai beside him.
'Snapped! ’
Senior Xiaobai, who was drinking the fairy brew, reached out and knocked off the beautiful snake's hand.
Song Shuhang turned his head when he heard the sound.
Then he saw the meritorious snake beauty huddled up in a ball, motionless, with a well-behaved look on her face.
"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
Senior Xiaobai: "I don't know, your meritorious snake beauty suddenly reached out and grabbed my head."
Song Shuhang looked at the meritorious snake beauty: "..."
It's better to put her away.
While he was thinking about it, under the gaze of Song Shuhang, the meritorious snake beauty once again reached out to Senior Bai and grabbed his... hair.
The goal of the meritorious snake beauty is Senior Bai’s hair
'Snapped! ’
Senior Bai took action again and slapped away the little hand of the meritorious snake beauty.
The meritorious snake beauty shrank into a ball again, showing its obedient expression again.
But three seconds later.
She was still obsessed with it, and quietly grabbed Senior Bai's hair again.
Song Shuhang: "..."
'Snapped! ’
Senior Xiaobai slapped her little hand away again: "You can't do more than three waves!"
If it were to happen again, even with the light of little friend Song Shuhang's merit, he would send her into space with a flying sword.
Kuangdao Sanlang looked aggrieved. Why was he suddenly shot?
x-on:#%x Fairy seemed to suddenly think of something.
Her eyes brightened.
Then, she opened the second bottle of Zimuhe spring water, raised her head, and drank the spring water in one breath.
Especially heroic.
Song Shuhang: ""
x-on:#%x What does the fairy want to do!
Give up on yourself and use spring water to relieve your sorrows
After drinking the spring water, repeat the previous steps.
After a moment, the meritorious snake beauty opened her mouth and spit out a golden diamond ball.
Then, she held the new golden diamond ball in both hands and handed it to Senior Xiaobai.
Senior Xiaobai: "..."
"She may want to turn your hair gray, senior," Song Shuhang translated.
Senior "Hair" Xiaobai looked at the golden diamond ball in the hands of the meritorious snake beauty.
If you look carefully, you can see that this gold diamond ball is extremely beautiful, more beautiful and dazzling than any diamond in the world. In addition, it is formed from the power of high-purity merit. If worn on the body, it can ward off evil spirits and disasters.
Senior Xiaobai fell into deep thought.
After a moment, he clapped his hands gently: "That's good, I can just use it to make a magic weapon that I have wanted to make for a long time. Okay, deal."
Senior Xiaobai reached out and grabbed a piece of his long hair and pulled it gently.
He handed his long hair to the x-on:#%x fairy.
x-on:#%x Fairy happily handed over the golden diamond ball to Senior Bai.
A deal that pleased both parties was completed.
Song Shuhang: "..."
I dare say that for Fairy x-on:#%x, the golden diamond ball is not a child at all!
"Why are you trading Senior Bai's hair?" Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.
x-on:#%x Fairy grabbed Senior Bai's long hair and gently poked the golden diamond ball. The seemingly indestructible golden diamond ball was pierced by Senior Bai's long hair.
x-on:#%xThe fairy tied her long hair into a knot.
Then, she hung the gold diamond ball around her neck.
When she swings her body, the gold diamond ball the size of a table tennis ball can roll and jump on the two big balls, making her blindingly dazzling.
Song Shuhang: "..."
His mood at this time was so complicated.
He didn't even know how to complain about Fairy x-on:#%x's behavior.
But if he didn't complain, he would feel panicked in his heart.
As if she sensed the suffocating panic of her host Song Shuhang, the meritorious snake beauty reached out and patted Song Shuhang gently.
Then, she gritted her teeth and took out another bottle of 'Zimu River' spring water from Song Shuhang's pocket.
Open the lid and drink!
Song Shuhang: ""
Fairy, what are you doing and wasting my bottle of mother river spring water?
After a while.
The meritorious snake beauty repeated the above steps, spit out a golden diamond ball, and handed it to Song Shuhang.
After boldly drinking three bottles of spring water from the Zimu River, the meritorious snake beauty consumed a lot of money, and her body became a little transparent.
After handing the third golden diamond ball to Song Shuhang, the meritorious snake beauty took the initiative to return to Song Shuhang's body and began to rest.
Song Shuhang held the golden diamond ball in his hand and couldn't laugh or cry.
Is this an apology from x-on:#%x fairy?