Chapter 1,268 Tomorrow Is Doudou’s Wedding

Gatekeeper? I remember... Is it the ugly and chic white tiger that was captured by Senior White?

The white tiger in my memory is indeed old and ugly, and its waist is still very long. It can twist its waist into a U shape and bite its own tail.

[Hey, Song Shuhang, don’t go too far! ] The guard's voice sounded again.

Damn it, I heard it again.

Therefore, the spiritual communication method is too unfriendly for a person like him who is outspoken and can't even hide some words.

Originally, when it came to oral sex, he could hide some things in his heart and not say them out loud, and there would be no problem. But since the big guys became popular about spiritual communication, sometimes he would commit suicide as soon as his thoughts moved.

Sometimes this 'thought' is even a subconscious thought, the kind that just passes through the mind.

Exhausted.

While spiritual communication brings a lot of convenience, it also brings a lot of troubles. Sure enough, there are very few things in the world that have the best of both worlds.

[Thank you Taoist Tiger for reminding me, I will return to this world soon. How long can I stay at most? ] Song Shuhang nodded.

Although I don't know what went wrong with Senior Bai... But in this emergency state, there is no time to think so much. If you have any questions, you can ask them after you return to the living world.

[My Lord said: The faster the better, no more than ten minutes at most. ] Bai Hu replied.

【I see. 】Song Shuhang opened his eyes.

Ten minutes is enough.

The holy light flame burned brightly in the room, burning away all the 'Nine Nether Evil Energy' in the room.

The tiger-striped beast cultivator has disappeared.

Song Shuhang was sure that this tiger-striped beast cultivator was definitely not dead yet, and even the 'tiger-striped beast cultivator' that had just self-destructed might just be a clone or something similar.

At this time, Miss Shan's voice came from outside the door: "Senior Ba Song, what happened?"

"Come in." Song Shuhang replied. What Senior Bai said was to return to the world [immediately], and he couldn't waste time.

Good Girl, Master Turtle and the head of the Dark Horse Branch entered the room together.

They looked at the flames of holy light that were burning in the void of the room, and their expressions became serious.

The good girl even discovered that only nine of the ten patients were left, and these nine were all in a coma at this time. Moreover... the 'Nine Nether Evil Energy' in their bodies has not been removed yet.

problem occurs!

The good girl, Master Turtle and the branch leader had the same thought in their minds.

"There are Nine Nether Demons who have sneaked into the patients and tried to attack me." Song Shuhang replied simply.

Master Turtle's expression condensed.

Most of the patients are members of their 'Human Alliance', and generally speaking, there is no problem with the origins of these patients. The patient in question must be a recommended animal cultivator from outside the alliance.

"I'm sorry, Senior Tyrant Song. It's because we didn't screen well enough and the evil spirits got mixed in." Master Gui said.

Song Shuhang waved his hand: "It's not your fault. There are so many patients, how can we screen them one by one? Even I couldn't recognize each other at once. Besides, I don't have much time. I am curing the patients. During the process, I was targeted by a troublesome being. Now, I must leave the beast world immediately."

Master Gui was shocked: "Is this an enemy that even Senior Tyrant Song can't deal with?"

"Just before, I exchanged moves with the opponent in the air. I 'died' once. If you sense it carefully, you can sense the difference between me and before." Song Shuhang said solemnly.

Master Gui felt a chill in his heart. He took a closer look and realized that the life state of Senior Tyrant Song was indeed somewhat different. The Xuansheng Tyrant in front of him gave him a feeling like a 'newborn baby'.

"I have to leave. The matters in the beast world will be left to you to deal with." Song Shuhang touched Miss Shan's head again and sighed: "At the beginning, I promised you that I would stay for at least three days. But now It only lasted a day and a half.”

Miss Shan nodded understandingly: "Senior Ba Song, have a safe trip."

Song Shuhang felt that he was destined to this little girl, but the time of contact was too short. If we are really destined, we may see each other again in the future.

"Before leaving,

Hmm... I suddenly want to give you a gift, how about it? "Song Shuhang said to the good girl.

The good girl blinked in confusion.

Song Shuhang offered the holy seal: "Stretch out my hand and give you a seal."

The good girl looked confused.

Master Turtle on the side quickly reminded loudly in the language of the beast world, dancing anxiously. It should be to explain to Xiang Shan the wonderful function of ‘Sacred Seal Seal’. Master Gui is an elder who teaches martial arts. He is knowledgeable and knows something about Xuansheng's holy seal.

The good girl stretched out her arm and pointed her little wrist at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang clicked and stamped the holy seal on her wrist: "Goodbye."

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After explaining the beast world as quickly as possible, Song Shuhang took out the teleportation rune left for him by pet No. "T".

He grasped the rune tightly and injected real energy into it.

[Preparations for the space jump are started. The destination is ‘The Real World – Earth – China – Wenzhou City – White Whale Road’, and the departure point is ‘Beast World – Dark Horse Branch’. The coordinate lock is completed and the space jump begins. .........] The mechanical voice of Pet No. sounded in Song Shuhang's mind.

The next moment, Song Shuhang felt the power of space wrap around him.

Then, he was projected like a cannonball.

Damn it, this method of space transmission is too violent.

Under the admiring gazes of Minister Dark Horse, Master Turtle, and Good Girl, Song Shuhang disappeared into the beast world.

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In this world, wenzhou city, huaxia, beluga road.

On the window on the first floor of Baihong Building.

A girl with a hot body is sitting in her dining room eating a rich breakfast.

Her dining room faces the window.

While the girl was sipping hot milk and taking a sip, suddenly... a Spider-Man appeared on the glass of her house.

"Porphy~" All the milk in the girl's mouth spurted out.

"Fuck you!" the Spider-Man yelled from the window. Then, his body slid all the way down the smooth glass.

That gesture was indescribably funny.

"Ah?" The girl jumped up from the chair in one step, ran to the window quickly, opened the window and looked down.

The Spider-Man who suddenly appeared just now wouldn't have fallen to his death, right? Her house is a building!

When the girl looked down, she didn't see Spider-Man.

"Is it weird?" She frowned, looking confused.

"Dameng, what's wrong?" Mother's voice came from inside the house.

"Mom, I just saw a guy suddenly appear on the glass of our house, lying down tightly. Then the guy slid down the glass!" the cute girl replied.

"What? Could it be that the person who was cleaning the glass wall slipped down? Did something happen?" Mother asked.

The cute girl said: "I didn't see it. When I opened the window, I didn't even see anyone."

"Are you being blinded by this?" Mother said.

The cute girl said: "It's impossible. I clearly heard the pronunciation of that guy shouting 'fuck'."

After hearing this, Dameng's mother quickly walked out of the house, leaned next to her daughter and looked down.

There is nothing below.

"You must be dazzled." Da Meng's mother confirmed.

Dameng: "..."

"Also, let me tell you something. It's already 7:55, and you'll be late for work in five minutes." Dameng's mother looked at the time calmly.

"Fuck, my perfect attendance!" Dameng screamed.

Dameng’s mother: “Tsk, it sounds like you have Quanqin. When did you get Quanqin?”

"You are really my mother." Da Meng burst into tears.

…

…

At this time, at a deserted street corner near Baihong Building, a figure appeared out of thin air.

"Fuck, luckily I've learned how to fly with a sword, and luckily I've learned simple illusion formations." Song Shuhang sighed.

Needless to say, the Spider-Man lying on the girl's window just now was Song Shuhang.

When he was teleported out, he appeared on the glass by chance. Fortunately, he was not stuck in the glass. Otherwise, would he be cut in half if he was no longer in a liquid state?

Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone from the bracelet.

The mobile phone is connected to the Internet, and a series of signals are ringing non-stop.

He checked the date immediately - the original time on his phone was no longer accurate due to the influence of the 'Bishui Pavilion Time City'.

I remember that he was involved in the Bishui Pavilion incident on the night of the moon and was transported to the beast world.

After that, he experienced 6 sunrises in the beast world.

However, a day in the beast world is obviously different from a day on Earth.

So what day is it today?

After connecting to the Internet, the date of the mobile phone is automatically synchronized.

Year, month, day, Sunday, eight o'clock in the morning. It is suitable for traveling and collecting gifts; it is taboo for funerals and burials.

The time in the beast world is longer than one day.

Then...he missed a full week of class.

"This is the cruelty of the world of cultivation. Sometimes after being involved in a big incident, you have to miss even the classes you like. It's a pity that my perfect attendance record is." Song Shuhang murmured.

Then, he opened the chat software again.

Senior Bai, Su Clan's Sixteenth, Tu Bo, Yang De, Gao Moumou and many others have sent him messages.

Song Shuhang opened his cell phone and first called Su Clan's Sixteenth.

However, Su Shi's A-Sixteen's phone number was not in the service area and the call was not connected.

"It's not in the service area. Could it be that it's in a place where the signal is interfered with?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Then, he called Senior Bai's mobile phone.

Senior Bai's call was answered quickly.

"Hey, it's Shuhang. Are you finally back?" Senior Bai said with a smile.

Song Shuhang: "Yes, it's hard to describe what I've experienced these days. Where are you, Senior Bai? I'll go find you."

"A-Sixteen and I are still adventuring under the sea, and we can go back tonight. My and A-Sixteen's mobile phones crashed during the adventure. Now I'm talking to you, using both mine and A-Sixteen's phones. A version of broken mobile phones put together. When you have time, prepare a mobile phone for both of us and use it later." Senior Bai replied.

Song Shuhang: "I see. No wonder no one answered my call to Sixteen just now. No problem, I'll buy another mobile phone and ask Senior Bai to make some magic changes."

"By the way, tomorrow is the day. It's Doudou's wedding. What gifts are you going to give?" Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang: "Fuck, I forgot about this."