Chapter 1215 Believe Me, Even if I Sell You Out, You Will Still Count the Money for Me

"But it doesn't matter. Because my memory is too bad, Pavilion Master Chu specially carved a formation on my umbrella.? ? W≥Ｗ≈Ｗ≤．＝８1ＺＷ．ＣCOM can let me go home with one click, go home After that, I will know how to get to Time City. Senior Ba Song, don’t worry." The umbrella Taoist pointed at his umbrella, which had a complicated formation on it.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Come on, Senior Ba Song, come home with me." After saying that, the umbrella Taoist stretched out his hand and pressed on the surface of his umbrella to activate the formation.

The next moment, a shining space door appeared in front of the two of them.

Look at the luster and the aura, it's definitely the space door of Pavilion Master Chu.

Song Shuhang no longer knew which angle to complain from.

Taoist Umbrella enthusiastically led Song Shuhang into the door of space.

Opposite the space gate is an ordinary bamboo building. This is the home of Taoist Umbrella, a building with the atmosphere of Bishui Pavilion.

"Senior Ba Song, do you want to be a guest in my cave first? I haven't had a guest in my house for a long time." Taoist Umbrella looked at Song Shuhang expectantly.

Song Shuhang sighed: "It's not too late to be a guest after returning from Time City."

God knows when Taoist Umbrella will forget him inexplicably. It would be best to get a detailed map of Bishui Pavilion from Taoist Umbrella.

Umbrella Taoist: "That's right, business is important. Senior Ba Song, please wait for me in the room. I have a map here. If I forget business again later, you can rely on that map to go to Time City."

"Okay." Song Shuhang nodded. It seems that although his memory is extremely poor, Taoist Umbrella's ability to deal with things is still very good.

Song Shuhang entered the bamboo building and found a random chair to sit down.

Ye Si showed no signs of waking up, so Song Shuhang temporarily sent her to the core world.

"I'll go upstairs to get the map. Senior Ba Song, please wait a moment." Taoist Umbrella went upstairs.

Watching his retreating figure, Song Shuhang was a little worried... What if this guy went upstairs, forgot about him, and fell asleep upstairs?

Wait for him for a while. If he doesn't come down for a long time, go upstairs to find him.

But this time,

The Umbrella Taoist has not forgotten it again.

He came downstairs quickly.

"Here, Senior Tyrant Song, this is the map from my home to Time City. With it, even if I forget things for a while, it will not delay your business." The Taoist Umbrella handed over a ball of paper that was crumpled into a ball.

Song Shuhang took the paper ball and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

Fellow Umbrella Daoist, please be kind to Mr. Map. Maps are for looking at, not for rolling into balls and playing with them.

Sighing, Song Shuhang opened the paper ball.

However, what he saw was not a map, but a letter written in ancient characters.

Song Shuhang looked confused. He raised his head and looked at Taoist Umbrella: "Where is the map?"

Then he saw that Taoist Umbrella's eyes were blurry. He was staring at him closely, and then suddenly asked: "Fellow Taoist, who are you? Why are you in my house? Hey... is it Senior Ba Song? Senior, are you here? Are you a guest at my house? That’s great. I haven’t had a guest in my house for a long time. I’ll go make tea for you right away.”

After saying that, Taoist Umbrella quickly ran upstairs to make tea.

Song Shuhang: Damn it. Come again?

In addition, Song Shuhang was very doubtful about what Taoist Umbrella said, "There have been no guests in the house for a long time." Even if a guest comes over, I'm afraid he won't be able to remember it.

Sighing, Song Shuhang looked at the letter again.

The words on it are written in ancient scripts. Song Shuhang is an ‘illiterate in ancient scripts’ and knows very few ancient scripts.

When I have time next time, I must study ancient Chinese literature, reject illiteracy, and start by studying hard.

Just when he was about to put the letter away, suddenly, a faint light flashed on the letter. After the light passed, the effect was just like the scriptures of saints seen in Confucianism. The words on them had the attribute of 'synchronous translation'.

Song Shuhang understood the meaning of these words.

xxxxxx

The eternally young and beautiful Pavilion Master Chu:

Hello, are you still staying in Bishui Pavilion today and refusing to come out?

Text below.

First of all, congratulations on finally being promoted to the ninth level. You are as strong as I thought, and no matter how terrible your inner demons are, they can't stop your faith.

The last time I saw you appearing in public, I was moved to tears and shed the hundredth tear in my life. You know, among my hundred tears, more than ninety were caused by being beaten until I cried. There were only eight tears that were moved, so they are particularly precious. I will send it to you next time I have a chance, and you can keep it in your collection.

In addition, I see that you have begun to explore your own path and are about to take the final step.

Under normal circumstances, I would like to congratulate you on attaining the realm of immortality. But now, I have to tell you something seriously.

Before you step out on your own path, please take a moment. Once you take this step, there will be no chance of looking back. Now is not the time to enter the realm of immortality.

This is a very important thing. I have to remind you repeatedly. Take it easy now and don’t take that step on the road to immortality.

Logically speaking, important things need to be said three times, but I believe I only need to say them twice and you will understand what I mean. You are so witty after all.

As for the specific reasons why I cannot take the step towards immortality, I cannot describe it to you in this letter. It’s not that I don’t want to describe them, but I can’t write them out or say them out loud.

Trust me, I won't hurt you.

Trust me, I'm always on your side.

Believe me, even if I really sell you, you will definitely count your money for me sweetly.

salute!

I wish you good health, good teeth, and delicious food.

Your best friend: Song Yi.

Time: I forgot what time it is today. Anyway, you have been staying at Bishui Pavilion, so you don’t need to keep track of time.

xxxxxx

Song Shuhang: "..."

He finally understood why the letter was crumpled into a ball.

This guy Song Mutou must be the carrier of the ancient Three Waves virus, and he wrote a letter with a strong sense of provocation.

If he were the Lord of Chu Pavilion, he would definitely crumple this letter into a ball when he saw it, and then send back 10,000 grass mud horses. No... 10,000 is too few, at least 100,000 live grass mud horses should be sent back. Give the mud horse to Song Yi, also known as Song Mumu, and let that guy be trampled viciously by a hundred thousand grass mud horses.

The letter mentioned that Song Mutou was beaten to tears and shed more than ninety tears, which was really satisfying. Just don’t know that more than ninety tears are one drop at a time? Or multiple drops at a time? If it was just one drop at a time, it would mean that he had been beaten and cried ninety times.

But the most important thing in this letter is not the fact that Song Mutou was beaten and cried. Instead, he warned Pavilion Master Chu that she should not step out on her own path to immortality, so that she could take a break for the time being.

Why is this?

Could it be that once you take the path to immortality, there will be a big crisis? Moreover, according to what Song Mutou said, this crisis is likely to be a crisis of 'no return'.

Pavilion Master Chu must have read this letter. Is it because of this that Pavilion Master Chu has not taken the last step and promoted to the immortal realm?

While Song Shuhang was thinking, Taoist Umbrella came down from upstairs, carrying a tea set.

"Senior Ba Song, please drink tea." Taoist Umbrella smiled and handed over a cup of hot tea.

Song Shuhang had no choice but to take the teacup, and then he saw half a cup of tea leaves and a small amount of water in the teacup.

Look at the sky, this guy can't even forget how to drink tea, right?

Is this how tea is brewed? Is this half cup of tea meant to be eaten?

The Umbrella Taoist really ate the tea. He picked up the tea cup and drank the tea in one gulp. Then he poured the tea leaves into his mouth and chewed them. It tasted delicious.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Senior Ba Song, don't you want to drink it? This tea is very fragrant, but it's a bit bitter if you chew it too much." Umbrella Taoist said.

Song Shuhang: "So, how long can your memory last?" If he can't even remember these common sense in life, how did he live in Bishui Pavilion before?

"I don't know. I have tested it before, but I forgot the result." Umbrella Taoist said.

Song Shuhang: "Then if I borrow something from you, will you turn around and forget it?"

The Umbrella Taoist said proudly: "Of course not. I remember the things I lent clearly."

"Fellow Taoist, lend me some spiritual stones." Song Shuhang said.

Umbrella Taoist: "How much does Senior Ba Song want to borrow?"

"Are there any sixth-grade spiritual stones? Ten of them?" Song Shuhang asked.

Taoist Umbrella groped for a moment, and finally found out ten sixth-grade spiritual stones, and handed them to Song Shuhang: "Here, Senior Tyrant Song."

Song Shuhang took the spirit stone and sensed it.

He can sense pure spiritual power from them. Are these spiritual stones real? Not an illusory thing?

At this time, Taoist Umbrella took out his little notebook and wrote on it: "Today Xuansheng Tyrant of the Song Dynasty borrowed ten sixth-grade spiritual stones from me, mark them."

After he finished writing, he marked it with something like a date.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Senior, do you have something to do with me?" Umbrella Taoist raised his head again and asked.

Song Shuhang: "Let's go to Time City."

Umbrella Taoist: "I can walk in Time City, come on, come on, Senior Tyrant Song, I will lead the way for you."

This time, he didn't mention the 'map' again.

…

…

While leading the way, the Umbrella Taoist forgot twice more.

Song Shuhang gained experience, and when he forgot about himself, he got straight to the point and told him directly that he was going to Time City.

The road from 'home' to 'Time City' was very familiar to Taoist Umbrella. In the end, he did not lead the wrong way and successfully brought Song Shuhang to Time City.

But when he arrived at Time City, he found Pavilion Master Chu standing at the door of Time City with sharp eyes.

"Pavilion Master Chu, you're awake." Song Shuhang waved.

"Yes." Pavilion Master Chu responded: "Have you met him?"

Is she talking about the Umbrella Taoist?

"Then the letter belongs to you?" Pavilion Master Chu asked.

Song Shuhang took out the letter and handed it to Pavilion Master Chu: "Is this the letter?"

Pavilion Master Chu took the letter, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it away.

The umbrella Taoist immediately flew out, chasing the paper ball...