Chapter 1012: Find a Girlfriend Quickly and Stop Targeting My Chuchu!

Night falls. ??

Song Shuhang finished writing the "Righteous Qi Tempering Chapter" of "Confucian Diamond Body", and his physique improved slightly. Then, he practiced spiritual meditation again and ended the night practice.

He was about to pass the tribulation, and the practice of "Thirty-three Beasts Innate Qigong" should be controlled to avoid accidentally practicing too much and passing the tribulation.

After finishing the practice, Song Shuhang lay on the bed with his eyes closed to rest. With his current strength, he rarely needs sleep unless he has experienced intense consumption.

The first day of school is finally over.

At noon today, after bailing out the disciple of the Demon Lord of the Other Shore, 'Du Lan', Fairy Bie Xue took Song Shuhang around the Jiangnan area again and took back some special ingredients from fellow Taoists.

After collecting the ingredients, she took Song Shuhang and Shi back to Jiangnan University City. Afterwards, Fairy Ji personally made a table of spiritual dishes that ordinary people could eat, put them in a food box, and handed them back to Song Shuhang.

As for the crocodile legs, they need to be cooked tomorrow.

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"Tomorrow, the Demon Lord of the Other Shore will also come. I hope I can master the tribulation formation as soon as possible." Song Shuhang looked at the bright moon in the sky and thought to himself.

Only after he arranged his own tribulation formation, he could feel at ease.

While he was thinking, his mobile phone vibrated with a message.

He opened his mobile phone and saw a text message from Su Shi's A Shiliu: [Have you slept? ]

[Not yet, I just finished meditation practice. Before the tribulation, I can only improve the strength of my mental power as much as possible. What about you? ] Song Shuhang replied.

[I just practiced the sword technique, and now I am going to meditate and practice. I should practice until tomorrow morning. ] Su Shi's A Shiliu replied. She had just been promoted to the fourth rank not long ago. Now, in addition to practicing the sword technique, she spent most of her time on stabilizing her realm.

Song Shuhang asked: [Do you have classes tomorrow morning? We have the third and fourth classes. ]

[No, I have classes tomorrow afternoon. Life in school is very beneficial to me, especially in terms of my state of mind. The effect is very good. 】Su Shi Sixteen said that this day's life in school was very helpful for her to calm her mind and stabilize her state of mind after overcoming the tribulation.

【Haha~ It's good if it's useful. By the way, Sixteen, do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night? 】 Song Shuhang said——Tomorrow night, the "crocodile leg" Biexue Fairy will almost be cooked, so I can take Su Shi Sixteen to taste it.

After a while, Su Shi Sixteen replied: [Yeah. ]

Then Su Shi Sixteen said again: [Good night. ]

【Good night. 】 Song Shuhang replied.

After finishing the chat with Su Shi Sixteen, Song Shuhang got up and climbed up to the fifth floor.

Shi Loli lived on the fifth floor. She would live here when she was experiencing college life and looking for the opportunity to "leap over the dragon gate".

In the living room, Shi Loli stared at the TV with her eyes fixed on it. She was so absorbed in watching that she didn't even notice Song Shuhang coming in.

"Shi, it's 11 o'clock, it's almost time to go to bed. I have classes tomorrow morning." Song Shuhang said gently - I always feel that since Shi came here, he has gradually shown signs of evolving into the role of an 'elder', and his mental age has continued to increase rapidly.

"Huh? It's 11 o'clock so soon?" Shi blinked, then she looked at the TV series still playing on TV, and her little face was tangled.

She seemed to want to watch it for a while, but after thinking about it, she gritted her teeth and turned off the TV with a firm face.

"Self-control, self-control! If you don't even have this little self-control, how can you overcome the inner demon tribulation in the future." Shi said to herself.

Then, she seemed to have used up all her strength to put the remote control on the table, and walked back to her bedroom with a firm step: "Brother Shuhang, good night."

"Good night." Song Shuhang waved his hand.

Then, Song Shuhang looked at the room next to Shi, which was Xiaocai's bedroom. Xiaocai had already rested early. She ran around the Jiangnan area with the Six Fairies of the East today, and she was very tired.

Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.

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After reading the poem and Xiao Cai,

Song Shuhang returned to his bedroom.

He continued to sit on the bed, closed his eyes and began to sort out his recent experiences and gains in his mind.

Speaking of which, when he was in the forbidden area, he also encountered a fox demon suspected to be the descendant of the 'Thirty-three Beast God Sect'. Originally, he was going to take the fox demon to meet the official descendant of the 'Thirty-three Beast God Sect' to understand the cause and effect of the "Complete Guide to Taming All Beasts".

However, the other party was captured by Senior Bai to, and no one knew where he was placed. And Senior Bai to did not show up all day today...

That's all, I can only wait for Senior Bai to show up again and tell him about the fox demon, hoping that the fox demon is safe and sound.

The night deepened

It was already around three in the morning.

Song Shuhang, who was sleepless, was considering whether to go to the rooftop to practice swordsmanship or something.

Just then, his phone rang.

He took out his phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

It's the middle of the night, is it another harassing call?

Song Shuhang casually swiped the phone.

He was bored, if it was a harassing call, it would be a good way to relieve his boredom.

"Meow~~" A sharp cat cry came from the phone.

"..." Song Shuhang was silent for a moment: "Who is it? Speak human language, otherwise I will hang up."

"Woof woof woof~~" At this time, the cat cry in the phone turned into a dog barking.

"Doudou?" Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.

"Haha, Wow~ Shuhang, I'm so touched that you haven't forgotten me. How about it, does the cat meow that I learned just now sound like?" Doudou's voice came from the phone.

Is it a pain in the ass for you to meow like a cat?

Song Shuhang sighed: "You're here in the middle of the night. Do you have anything to do with me?"

Doudou: "It's midnight at your place? Woah, it's just dawn here. I'm bored now, so I called you to chat. After thinking about it, I didn't have anything in common with anyone else, and finally I thought of you. "

Song Shuhang: "..."

In the middle of the night, a dog comes to chat with you. The topic sounds a bit sad.

Song Shuhang sighed: "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" - Doudou is about to get married. Maybe he has 'pre-marital syndrome' or something, which is understandable. Anyway, if you are bored, just chat with it.

"What are we talking about... By the way, why don't we talk about your girlfriend? Last time you found a girlfriend in Bishui Pavilion, and then she became a ghost, right? How are you getting along with your girlfriend now? You How does it feel when your girlfriend has died and turned into a ghost? Is it the same as the protagonist Ling Ye in "The End of the Law"? Let's talk about this topic today.

Song Shuhang: "..." Chatting!

"Silent? Say something? Don't tell me you don't want to talk about this topic? Oh, let's talk about other things. I heard that you have started school. Have you found a new girlfriend? Are you still single?" Doudou asked again. .

"It's only been one day since school started. What do you think?" Song Shuhang asked.

"You are so weak. A real man can pick up a girl in an hour. A day is enough for a real man and a girl to make a baby. How about I give you some advice. I am very experienced in how to make a girlfriend. Let me think about it, by the way, I heard that the little girl named "Shi" is living with you? Don't doubt my information. Then do you want to consider Shi Loli? She's very cute and sensible. You can make a lot of money in three years, but you won't lose anything if you die. Lolita control has become very popular in recent years," Doudou added.

Song Shuhang was silent for a while: "..."

"Silent again? Is the poem Loli not to your taste? You are really picky. What about Su Clan's Sixteenth? I heard that she also followed you to Jiangnan University Town. When you were a hero and saved the beauty, give her She has left a great image, and she is so cute. If you are with her, you will make a lot of money. Think about it, A-Sixteen's physique is destined to age very slowly, and you will live longer. You will become an uncle in a few years. When the time comes, you and Sixteen will look like a father and daughter, but they are actually a couple. How interesting is that?" Doudou asked again.

Father and daughter, you have one face, uncle, you have one face!

Song Shuhang sighed faintly: "Doudou, what exactly do you want to say? If you continue like this, will I hang up the phone and be blacklisted?"

Doudou was silent for a while.

After a while...

"Wow, Shuhang, you are no longer fun than before. You were much cuter when we first met. You even teased me by playing the game "Your mother is a big monkey"," Doudou said.

The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched: "People will always grow, I'm scared. Stop talking nonsense and explain what you want to say clearly within three sentences, otherwise I will hang up the phone and block you."

Doudou: "Wow~~Okay, actually what I want to say is that my wife 'Chu Chu' in the online game has also been admitted to Jiangnan University City. Today, she even asked me in the game which class I was in. Later, I used Lost the connection. I'm warning you, Song Shuhang. Find a girlfriend quickly and don't take advantage of my wife 'Chu Chu'."

Is it the cute little girl Doudou picked up in the online game?

"..." Song Shuhang: "You'd better cultivate to the fifth level as soon as possible and transform into a human being."

"Damn, it's easy for you to say that. The fifth-level realm is a bottleneck, and I've been stuck in this bottleneck for many years." Doudou said depressedly: "If I advance to the fifth-level, I will set the human form to be similar to you. Then my 'Chu Chu' wife won't doubt me. When the time comes, I will tell you that I am your twin brother."

Damn it! Song Shuhang didn't even know what to say.

When Doudou is promoted to the fifth level, he must prepare a countermeasure and never let it become like him. Otherwise, with Doudou's character, if you pretend to be like him and try to commit suicide everywhere, and the blame will be laid on your own head in the end, is that okay?

Song Shuhang: "Speaking of bottlenecks, I just want to tell you one thing. Doudou, I am about to pass through the third and fourth tribulations, and I will soon catch up with you."

Thinking back to the first time they met, Doudou, a fourth-grade demon, seemed to Song Shuhang to be extremely awesome and majestic, chasing Demon Lord Anzhi all over the sky.

Before he knew it, he was almost catching up with Doudou.

This is the power of time.

Doudou was silent for a while: "I have a saying about mom selling batches, but I don't know whether I should say it or not?"

"Haha." Song Shuhang said calmly: "Also, let me remind you. You are getting married, Doudou."

"Good day!" Doudou gritted his teeth.

"Since you want to talk about your partner, let's talk about your groom. True Lord Huangshan once mentioned that he will marry you before you are promoted to the seventh rank. And the true Lord is not far away from overcoming the tribulation. , that is to say... Doudou, your wedding is not far away. As a bride, have you seen the groom?" Song Shuhang fought back.

"Hi!" Doudou sighed suddenly: "No, Huangshan Dasha never told me who the wedding partner was. From the beginning to the end, he silently arranged the wedding scene for me. Now there are many wedding scenes outside. The arrangements have been made, and I feel so panicked. Originally, I thought the marriage partner would be Mie Feng, but Mie Feng denied it, and I was really worried. "

Being able to easily put Doudou into huge trouble, True Lord Huangshan is worthy of being the leader of the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1'!

"Hey, Shuhang. Do you think I'm really a bitch?" Doudou suddenly said in a deep voice: "The more I think about it these days, the more and more something is wrong. I always feel like my brain is going to explode. I'm like You tell me, a few days ago, my peeing posture changed. I used to raise my legs to pee, but a few days ago, when I came to my senses, I peeed in a squatting position. I was so frightened that I almost thought I had turned into a female. Fortunately, I looked down and saw that my little Doudou was still there.”

Song Shuhang: "..." Such a profound question, how do you want me to answer you?

"Shuhang, what if I really become a bitch?" Doudou asked.

"I feel that unless you undergo sex reassignment surgery, you should not be able to change into a dog girl." Song Shuhang said: "I feel that when Huangshan True Monarch said 'marrying a human being', he meant marrying you to a dog girl or something like that. "

"When you say that, I feel much more at ease." Doudou seemed to be relieved: "If you really marry me to a dog girl, I won't be afraid. I have a dream of a 'harem'. Even so. I am marrying a dog girl. One day in the future, I will force her to become a member of my harem. Woah, when I am promoted to the fifth rank, I will marry many of the girls I have liked in the past! Woof woof woof~"

Song Shuhang: "..."

"By the way Shuhang, why don't you test Huangshan Dasha for me? Just help me test whether my partner at the wedding will be a dog girl?" Doudou said.

"Okay, when I meet True Lord Huangshan, I will test it for you." Song Shuhang said.

"Good friend, Shuhang, getting to know you is the most correct choice in my life." Doudou said: "I will keep your kindness in my heart. When you find out the result, I will definitely give you a big blessing." Benefits. Great benefits!”

"As long as you don't torment me, I'll be happy." Song Shuhang sighed.

After ending the call with Doudou, Song Shuhang put down the phone.

At this time, there was a knock on the door downstairs.

Who's knocking on the door in the middle of the night?

Song Shuhang raised his head and looked downstairs.

Then, he saw True Lord White Crane with wings on his back, standing outside the door. At this time, there was a hint of anxiety between True Lord White Crane's eyebrows. 8 For more exciting novels, welcome to visit our reading academy