Chapter 849 849 Goose Girl

Chapter 849 849. Goose Girl

Regarding the change of host to do mukbang, the live broadcast room is not convinced.

【Eat sweet potatoes raw? That's it? Please send two of them over]

[Your sweet potato is not good, send it over and I will show you what is wrong]

[Click to see the down-and-out gangster stealing sweet potatoes to feed himself]

[You are still ruthless hahahahahahaha]

[At least take it home and wash it, the water outside is so dirty]

[Beware of parasites]

Zhang Yanping finally scrubbed the mud clean. Now he took out a paring knife and was about to peel it. He turned his face and saw this barrage.

At this moment, his dark face was furrowed with thick brows, and he looked fierce. His words sounded more like he was torturing his younger brother:

"Just tell me if you can eat it!"

The barrage paused strangely.

After a while someone said:

【Eatable! It’s edible! Brother, don’t listen to them, poor people are very particular]

【that is! My eldest brother is reduced to chewing sweet potatoes, but he is still afraid of parasites? 】

【Laughing to death! Can I buy deworming medicine that costs two yuan a piece at the drugstore when my eldest brother makes a comeback? 】

[Brother, you can eat it, but for a real man, you show respect by washing yourself off]

【that is! When we were kids, we used to use our front teeth to chew off the skin first. My eldest brother was very particular and even prepared a knife]

【……What? Are gangsters also doing live broadcasts now? 】

[You seem to be showing your loyalty to the boss at the entrance of the hall]

[Brother, feel free to chew, I look at your white teeth, I’m sure you can chew evenly]

Zhang Yanping:......

He frowned, leaned back tactically, and then clarified frantically:

"Go, go, go! What are you talking about in the live broadcast room? Do you understand the harmony of the rule of law? I just peeled it off, and you guys gave me some pointers... And what's wrong with those people who came up with ideas and chewed them with teeth? I think dentistry doesn't make money. Really? My front teeth are much more valuable than sweet potato peels.”

As he spoke, he took the plump and beautiful sweet potato in his hand and swiped it with the paring knife.

"Come on, let's be a teacher for a while and teach you how to peel the skin - you know how to use a paring knife, right? Just watch it. Peeling should be thicker. Peeling off the white skin on the surface doesn't count. There’s another layer underneath.”

The small kitchen technology is really efficient. The sweet potato peels quickly fell on the grass, and Zhang Yanping chatted with everyone while peeling them. The live broadcast room was really lively as never before.

"Remember, you have to expose the red meat, otherwise it won't taste crispy and sweet, and our family won't pay for it... Oh, I forgot, these sweet potatoes are not for sale."

When he said this, he suddenly grinned ferociously:

"You go to the vegetable market to practice on your own."

Studio:……

[Hahahaha, forgive me. When I was watching the live broadcast just now, my mother passed by and said that she looked like a murderer.]

【Who knows? When he laughed, the instant noodles in my hand fell to the ground]

[Nonsense, you are all talking nonsense! My eldest brother didn’t kill anyone, he’s a good person! 】

[The gangster brother is really good at using knives, it’s hard to control his imagination...]

【? ? ? What are you imagining? Don't think blindly, brother has never stabbed anyone! 】

[Ah... Is there anyone who is not proficient in using a paring knife?]

[But when the elder brother smiled ferociously, what was stuck on his paring knife was not sweet potato skins, but criminal evidence]

Zhang Yanping:......

He stared at the barrage speechlessly: "No wonder Qiao Qiao doesn't watch the live broadcast. Why don't you take a look at what you guys are talking about every day?"

"What kind of criminal evidence or a ferocious smile? It's simply not accurate for you to judge people by their appearance. Half a year ago, I was the most popular young man in our wholesale market, and my affinity has become very high."

[I testify, I testify! I fell into the trap with my big bear’s butt. The gangster brother used to be as white and soft as a bread bun]

[With old fans, witness with your own eyes how the big white steamed buns transform into chocolate buns]

[No, how can there be chocolate buns in this world? 】

[Yes, I ate it when I was studying in the UK]

[Hey, hey, I’m off topic! Brother, your criminal evidence! It’s a thick layer! 】

"Oh, my mom!" Zhang Yanping came to his senses after seeing the barrage. He saw that the whole sweet potato had been thinned out by him, and it fell on the grass, covered with a layer of light. Watery orange-red.

"This cannot be wasted..."

Zhang Yanping tried hard to control his desire to pick them up and eat them again, but instead shouted to the pond in the distance:

"Dabai! Goose Girl! Do you want afternoon tea?"

It has been almost two months since Goose came home, and her physique has become stronger and stronger. Now she is even stronger than Dabai.

But because her head is too small, her IQ is not that visible to the naked eye, but she is particularly sensitive to her name and the word "eat".

At this moment, when he heard the call, the figure swimming happily on the pond paused, then raised his neck, and the anthurium stepped on the clear waves like a hot wheel. The whole goose "swooped" like a dragon boat and arrived at the edge of the pond. !

Compared to her, Baymax is even a hand behind!

Zhang Yanping said "fuck" and then quickly adjusted the camera:

"Come on, come on, the 3D lens is immersive, let everyone feel the pressure from Goose Girl!"

But everyone in the live broadcast room only felt that the perspective changed. In front of them was a green grassland, and in the distance was a leisurely pond.

And at the edge of the pond, a thick white dot spread its wings and rushed straight towards this side with a crazy cry of "goose goose!"

And behind it, there was actually another one following closely with a subtle misalignment.

Goose Girl is getting closer and closer.

Her fierce little eyes, the yellow hat on her head, her thick neck, her high chest, and her wings that seemed to be slapping people in the face...

Now she rushed over quickly, as if she was going to step on everyone's face at any time!

And what about Zhang Yanping?

He smiled evilly, picked up a piece of sweet potato peel and placed it on top of the phone.

There was a cry of surprise in the live broadcast room!

[Ahhhhh, don't come over here!!!]

[Ahhhh, the goose is going to peck me, help me!]

[Boss Goose! Boss Goose! Show mercy! I just had fillers on the right side of my face, so I can't slap you!]

[It's coming, it's coming, help me, its pectoralis major foot is going to step on my face!]

[Brother! Brother! If you keep teasing it like this, it will rush over and smash your phone! 】

Zhang Yanping was speechless for a moment: "You guys are too into the show..."

However, when he saw the comment about the broken phone, he quickly threw the sweet potato peel to the ground again:

"I just changed this phone, I can't break it - Dabai, goose girl, come on, fruit afternoon tea, let's eat first!"

Goose girl had rushed to him in an instant, her big eyes looked down on the world, and she glared at the fans in the live broadcast room, looking down on everyone equally.

Then it lowered its head, wiped it and started swallowing the sweet potato peel into its flat mouth, eating it happily and sweetly, and couldn't wait!

And Dabai was not to be outdone, the two geese's thick necks were staggered, you took a bite, I took a bite, and half of my wings were spread, as if they could enter a fighting state at any time.

Update 2. Good night.

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