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The First Thousand and Thirty-Nine Chapters, the Master Lives Comfortably, but the Rookie Will Suffer

"Director, I don't want a fire suit, can you change me to a diving suit?"

Hearing Yang An's request, everyone looked like a monster.

Wang Zijun was stunned: "You don't want to be angry?"

Huang Bo was stunned: "Do you want to eat raw?"

Jiang Yiyi was dumbfounded: "Chat with me, I want to be hot~~ I'll give you the diving suit..."

"Wait a minute!"

Tian Liang stopped Jiang Yiyi, stared at Yang An thoughtfully, and stopped the two from exchanging rewards.

The situation at the scene was very strange, and Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized, "I also understand..."

An idea flashed in Jiang Yiyi's mind, she also understood, and said quickly: "Here, I'm going first, you guys chat slowly~~~"

Of the seven people present, Li Han had the least experience in variety shows, and the other six had appeared in Yang An's various variety shows. Seeing this scene, they all remembered what Yang An often said - PD is an enemy.

Huang Bo smiled, stepped forward, and gave Yang An a voice: "He exchanged the first place reward for the second place reward by downgrading. The program team is not losing money, right?"

Guo Tao also joined in the fun and urged, "Come on, change his diving suit quickly, don't waste our time."

Yang An said: "Don't be so rigid, I can't trade with you at a loss? Tens of millions of people are watching, I don't want to be popular, I want a diving suit, and I will eat sashimi tonight, so it's okay, right?"

Wang Zijun and a group of directors were dumbfounded. They suddenly realized that they had made a mistake. They thought about the problem from their own perspective and ranked the importance of the necessary survival equipment. The importance of fire came first, and the importance of diving suits for hunting. second.

For the guests, popularity is not the most important thing, the entertainment of the program is the most important, and the photogenic rate is the most important. Yang An's reaction made the directors suddenly realize that they were wrong.

After changing into the diving suit, Yang An was happy.

He excitedly took his VJ to the beach, stopped at a place far away from the production team, and said with a smile: "Fighting the boss is so much fun! With the diving suit, I can catch more marine food." , there is no need to go to the jungle to find fruit or something like them, how tiring!"

VJ asked curiously: "You always eat raw seafood like this,

really good? "

Yang An smiled proudly: "Diving goggles, flippers, diving suits, stab-resistant gloves, these diving equipment are all things I can't make by hand. But fire is different..."

He raised three fingers: "I now have three ways to make a fire!"

Yang An squatted down, searched in the bag of the diving suit, and quickly found a black item, a diving flashlight!

A high-quality diving flashlight has a caliber of more than 5cm, and the lampshade is concave-convex, which can be used as a magnifying glass. As long as a dry kindling is placed at the focal point of the lens, it is easy to ignite. If you put gasoline or high-purity alcohol, it is easier to ignite.

It just so happened that Yang An's medical bag contained 95% medical disinfectant alcohol, which was the easiest way to catch fire. Wang Zijun's team did not take away the medical alcohol, which was a mistake.

The second method is the traditional way of making fire by drilling wood. There are wood, coconut velvet, palm skin, and rattan on the island. Although it is difficult, it is still possible to ignite the primer if you sharpen the stick with a diving knife.

The third method is similar to drilling wood to make fire. Split one end of a dry stick, put flammable fire and rattan into the crack, step on the crack of the trunk with both feet, and twitch the rattan back and forth rapidly. Can ignite the primer.

"These are all the knowledge I learned in the outdoor club. If you are interested in the audience, you can try it yourself. So, with a diving suit, isn't it easy to get fire? What more bikes are needed?"

Yang An smiled slyly, VJ suddenly realized, and gave a thumbs up, I am afraid that seeing Yang An get angry, Wang Zijun and the directors must be depressed for a long time, right?

This scene was seen by tens of millions of fans, and basically all of them laughed, and those who posted barrage and rewarded all came.

"Sure enough, the PD is an enemy!"

"It's about fighting wits and courage with the chief director!"

"Brother Yang is so smart, it's like getting a diving suit for nothing!"

"I can only blame the production team for not having enough outdoor survival experience. If they had rich experience, they wouldn't even leave the medical kit."

"Brother, don't be too harsh, the variety show is good, it's enough if the show is interesting and funny."

"Let me just say, on a deserted island, experts can live comfortably, but rookies have a hard time."

"Hey, look at Xiao Yueyue, a rookie~~~What is he doing?"

The live broadcast shot was shown to Xiao Yueyue, he walked into the woods with a mountain ax and machete, and he did not forget to be funny, raising his left and right weapons: "I have a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. The old cow is on the waist, the dragon's head is on the chest, and people block Kill people, Buddha blocks... kill Buddha!"

The Berserker with dual weapons is different. There is no way in the jungle, so Xiao Yueyue fights a way.

The rattan in the way, cut it off!

Low-hanging branches, cut them down!

The branch with bananas is too high, I can't cut it off! Can't cut it off? You can always cut it off with a stick, right?

The clever little Yueyue always has a way, with a machete in hand, I have it in the world.

He quickly harvested a bunch of half-green and half-yellow bananas. The moment the roots were cut off, the bunches of bananas hit the ground and splashed everywhere. The yellowest ones were smashed, which made him feel distressed for a long time. In the end, only 4 mature bodies that could be eaten, and 5 half-ripe bananas with a strong astringency were found, which made him spit wildly, and his facial features were all distorted together, just like Hou Jian smoking, rolling his eyes, Not to mention how funny it is.

Xiaoyan Turtle Island is rich in products and there are many fruits, so there will definitely not be a big problem in eating it.

But the difference lies in whether the food is good or not. It is very important to eat rare delicacies or pig food.

Foodie Xiao Yueyue didn't even find a house, so she looked for food first.

Li Han and Guo Tao didn't get the novice gift package, and they didn't have great skills. They really suffered a lot today.

They were cautious when climbing the rocks. They dared not go in the dense jungle alone, so they had to work together as a team. Finally, they found the wild fruit and were about to pick it. When they saw that the fruit was covered with ants and small insects, biting everywhere Both are holes, who dares to approach them?

I couldn't find a good home, and I couldn't find food. The boy group idol's helpless expression spread to China, and the fans were very distressed!

"Donate to my Hanhan family, it makes me feel so distressed..."

"The director is a beast. If you torture people like this, you will die if you give him a knife? Survive empty-handed for 24 hours. Why don't you do it?"

"We are here to watch the stars, you show us the stars suffer? You deliberately abuse the stars!"

"It's been an hour, I haven't eaten or drank, the sun is shining again, and it's cold, you must persevere, our support club will organize people to donate to you~~"

Li Han's fans became restless, and several senior leaders of the official support club hurriedly held an emergency meeting. After a heated discussion, they decided to ask the producer of the Law of the Jungle about the starting price of donations, how much is a knife, how much is a lighter, Fans are willing to send off-site supplies to their idols.

Who knows, bad news came from the production team - no donations will be accepted!

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