Chapter 45 Calling "Amitabha"
Brother Qiao Feng expressed that he was very depressed. He was already in a bad mood, so he came to Jiuxianju to drink away his worries, and wanted to talk to Boss Qin, but in the end, this guy didn't care at all!
"Tell me, ah, Boss Qin is too mean and inhuman..." Brother Qiao Feng said to the drinkers beside him.
The drinker next to him stared at Brother Qiao Feng for a long time before saying, "Tell Boss Qin, did you hit a tree or did you run into rear end with a pig? You must be out of your mind!"
The drinker seriously doubts whether this guy is crazy about writing at home. What kind of person is Boss Qin? Ask Boss Qin for comfort, you might as well chase after the pig directly.
I'm not Qiao Feng: "..." Brother, what you said was so reasonable that I was speechless.
Looking back, I had no choice but to drink away my worries, but is the wine still here? I just wanted to urge Boss Qin again, but when I looked up, I saw Boss Qin sitting in his chair with the wine in his hand. before!
What's the situation, shouldn't it be the beautiful little raccoon sister bringing wine over, why are you here.
Brother Qiao Feng said that I only want to see beautiful girls now, who would want to see your expressionless face!
Even after hearing such words, Boss Qin was still unmoved, and just said while pouring wine: "Brother, you can say whatever you want, I will never refute, but I forgot to tell you that my phone is now recording, and I seem to be I have the contact information of your family...
In an instant, Brother Qiao Feng immediately laughed and said, "Boss Qin, why do you want to tell her? What is the relationship between our brothers? You can just say what you want, hahahahahaha..."
Old Liu, the drinker around, sighed, you guys still have the face to be called Qiao Feng, you are so scared in such a situation, why don't you dare to have a fight with Boss Qin!
However... Boss Qin here suddenly turned his head and said: "Old Liu, I remember your wife seemed to say that she would not give you money for drinking when she came to the tavern last time, so where did you get the money? Could it be A small treasury?"
Old Liu: "..."
"Boss Qin, look at our relationship. I just hid it a little bit. We are all men. You should understand, right? Besides, can it be called a small treasury? It can't be a small treasury in socks." Bar……"
Boss Qin glanced lightly before saying: "I don't understand, after all, my family Lingyun never restricts me from spending money..."
Old Liu: "..." Mmp is so angry, I really want to have an anal confrontation with Boss Qin!
I'm done with Lao Liu,
Boss Qin felt that he was in a good mood, and immediately put the poured wine in front of Brother Qiao Feng, and said, "Come on, here is the wine, drink it slowly, and tell your story!"
It sounds very cold on the mouth, but after all, I am not Qiao Feng, but a regular customer in the tavern, and I have helped many times before, so when this happens, I still have to help.
Brother Qiao Feng stared at it for three seconds, then picked up the wine in the glass and drank it down in one gulp. On the other side, Boss Qin had already poured another glass of wine silently.
After drinking three cups in a row, it wasn't Qiao Feng who wiped his mouth and stopped.
"Boss Qin, really, you won't believe me when I tell you this..." Brother Qiao Feng opened up the chatter box, and the classic words to start telling a story came out of his mouth.
It means "you might not believe it if you say it" or "I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced it", anyway.
Boss Qin nodded to show that I believed it, and then stretched out his hand to make a gesture of please tell me, what else can I say after you have said that, isn't this just to make me believe it.
And the melon-eating people around also pricked up their ears. In Jiuxianju, wherever Boss Qin appears, there are gossips. This is the most basic, and everyone knows it.
Therefore, in such a boring situation, everyone still wants to listen to gossip to relieve boredom.
Brother Qiao Feng over here has already opened up the chatterbox with the help of alcohol: "Let's talk about this matter, where do we start... let's start with my thoughts some time ago..."
Speaking of this, Brother Qiao Feng suddenly stopped and said, "By the way, Boss Qin, you must not laugh when I tell you!"
Boss Qin nodded again when he heard the words: "No problem, don't worry about this matter, I learned how not to laugh when I was in college, that is to say, I have received special training, no matter how funny the situation is, I will not laugh." Can't laugh!"
"Well...unless you can't help it..."
Brother Qiao Feng was relieved now, of course it was also because he didn't pay attention to the last sentence... If you listen to it, you will find that the whole lot that Boss Qin said earlier is all nonsense...
He said meowingly, as if someone laughed because he couldn't help it, if he could hold it back, then he would laugh like a fool!
Brother Qiao Feng, who let go of his worries, finally started to tell his own story. In fact, it is very simple. Some time ago, Brother Qiao Feng had an idea when he was creating, and he wanted to experience life.
Isn’t there a saying that is good, it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books, you still need to accumulate!
The point is, Brother Qiao Feng has now come up with an idea to write a modern book, so he needs to find inspiration, after much deliberation, he wants to become a waiter.
After all, in martial arts, the waiter in this store is the most well-informed character, so the waiter must be no different!
The idea was very good, and it was put into practice. Brother Qiao Feng quickly found a restaurant as a waiter, and everything was perfect.
Then...he found out that this was a Thai-style restaurant. Brother Qiao Feng wanted to come over when he found out, but he stayed after thinking about it.
Let's experience life, where do you want to do it? Here are all Huaguo people, can you still encounter the series of "take it out bigger than you"?
Brother Qiao Feng certainly did not encounter that situation, but he encountered another situation.
In this Thai-style restaurant, I don’t know which brain-dead boss stipulates that when guests come in, the waiter must put his hands together and shout "Sawadhika".
After the training, Qiao Feng thought it was very simple, too simple, so he didn't worry at all, so he started to work soon.
Everything is going well, but the writer's brain circuit seems to be a little different from that of ordinary people. Brother Qiao Feng was thinking about a plot when the guest came in, a plot about Shaolin Temple!
Think of the abbot, clasping his palms together, saying "Amitabha", the internal force of the lion's roar is rolling, it's simply amazing!
Therefore, under such circumstances, when the guests walked in, Brother Qiao Feng subconsciously clasped his hands together, and then...there was an earth-shattering "Amitabha"...
Then... there was no more, the other waiters and guests laughed together, and the lobby manager's face was as black as ash from a pot...