Chapter 310 Bragging without Breaking the Law
Sometimes, interest is the best teacher for learning. For a scumbag like Zhang Ze who has never had a good grade, this is a magical feeling!
Seeing that every problem in the exercise set is solved by using what I just learned, that feeling... It's like sleeping beautifully in class...
The refreshment wine provided him with a lot of energy. After studying at night, he felt that he didn't feel sleepy at all, so he might as well continue studying. The question just now seemed very interesting.
As for other subjects that need to be memorized, it seems to be easier. I can’t say that I can’t forget it. Anyway, as long as I try to memorize it, it’s like engraving it in my mind, and I can remember it as soon as I think about it...
Under the light, a certain 200-pound fat man was writing vigorously there. He felt as if he had discovered the gate of a new world, and the world behind this gate felt strange and familiar to him...
No matter how turbulent the outside world is, Jiuxianju is like an old man, always maintaining his own rhythm of life... He, Boss Qin, doesn't want to keep it, but facing a lot of angry drunkards, he has nothing to do... …
Take a look at the brewery at the back, there are already countless blades installed in it...
Still got up early to open the door, ate the breakfast made by the little raccoon girl, and Boss Qin leisurely went back to the counter.
As usual, there are still a lot of guests who come to drink in the morning, but most of them are older men. After all, office workers will be working hard in the office.
Only these retired men have the time to come here in the morning. Of course, besides them, there are also freelancers such as Xueer and Yimeng who come to drink in the morning, most likely because they want to drink after staying up all night. Refreshing wine.
It was unusually eye-catching to see beautiful girls like Xueer and Yimeng mixed in among a lot of old men, and Xueer and the others were also very familiar with the old men.
Entered the tavern and said hello to Boss Qin, and then started chatting with the elders with the wine, up to the President of the United States sternly condemning a certain country that ascended the sun, and down to the wife of the Li family and Wang Er, who lives next door to their house. The relationship is not normal, and everything can be talked about.
And today, because the college entrance examination is approaching, everyone is talking about the college entrance examination.
As the number one girl in the tavern in the morning, Xueer is very popular among a group of uncles. These are regular customers of Jiuxianju, and many of them know about Xueer.
So they are very concerned about Cher,
The eyes he looked at his sister were very kind, just like a grandfather looking at his granddaughter...Of course, there are also old men with grandchildren who look at their grandson-in-law...
"Let me tell you, that's not me bragging. Although I didn't take the college entrance examination and didn't go to college, but well, this doesn't hinder my study. In fact, my study was very good at the beginning!" Xueer ate a few bowls of wine His face became a little red, and he patted a pair of a's there and bragged.
The old men around didn't expose it, and someone asked with a smile: "Then Xue'er, how good are your grades?"
Oh, by the way, no matter what you do, you need to have such a partner by your side, so naturally you must have a bragging act*.
Didn't you realize that, like the heroes of ancient times, when they were fighting, there would always be a qualified partner by their side, explaining everything very professionally there.
For example, before the hero starts to fight against each other, this person will introduce all the opponents of the hero. Of course, the introduction cannot use the name, but the nickname.
As for what to do if you don’t have a nickname, you don’t even have a nickname these days, you’re too embarrassed to venture into the rivers and lakes, you know that!
What is the monk who suffers from the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea, what is the god nun in the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea, what is the god of the South China Sea crocodile from the God of Crocodile Island in the South China Sea... God knows why these guys like being in the South China Sea so much, although maybe they have never been to the South China Sea...
And why are both monks and Niguo in the purple bamboo forest? Did I discover something...
But, after all, it seems that the level of force will be higher, isn't it, the monk who suffers from Zizhulin in the South China Sea, and the monk who suffers from Chegulutun, the difference in force is not one or two points, isn't it?
Therefore, before the start of the fight, the commentator brother will introduce the heroes' opponents very carefully, saying how awesome they are, and who has defeated who so-and-so...
Anyway, the purpose is to explain that the hero will definitely fail this time, the opponent is too powerful.
Then the crowd of onlookers will exclaim in various ways, so it turns out that it is so-and-so...
As a result, as soon as the fight started, the hero directly used all kinds of magic skills, so the people who eat melons don't know each other under such circumstances, so this trick needs to be used to explain it.
This is the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, this is the Beiming Divine Art, what is its origin... After saying this, everyone will know, oh, it turns out that this is what is said in the legend... although they may not have heard of it at all.
Or, you can also ask by the way, what kind of martial arts is this hero, and then the hero will say with a cold face, what is this...
In short, the role of a pair is to let the hero's forceful style be reflected at the most suitable time...
And in the tavern, there are uncles who are Xueer's bragging partners.
You said that your grades are good, so why are you good? If you directly say that you are not strong enough, but when someone asks you, and then you say it again, don’t you feel that you are taller in an instant?
Hearing the old man's question, Xue'er laughed and said, "Let me just say this. When others go to school, he chooses the university, and when I go to school, the university chooses me. It's not me bragging. Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College and Yuanmingyuan Vocational and Technical College, I am still hesitating where to go..."
Hearing this, the elders immediately admired, it really is Xue'er, amazing, but where are these two schools...
Xue'er finished bragging, and the topic slowly turned to the grandchildren in their respective homes, who secretly pretended to be * if they got good grades, why my grandson only scored more than 600 in the mock test this time, he was really too stupid, You need to go back and teach yourself a lesson... anyway, it's not illegal to brag.
Those with poor grades can only hang their heads down and drink alcohol. Slowly, without knowing who started it, the topic came to the recent opening event on the Internet.
"Hey, tell me, does Boss Qin's calamus wine really improve his grades after drinking it?" An old man asked there, with an inexplicable flash in his eyes.
Hearing this, before the other old men said anything, Xue'er was surprised and said: "Grandpa Liu, you are still paying attention to this matter, I didn't expect you to be quite fashionable!"
But it is very fashionable. Although it is said that this matter is raging on the Internet, for these old men who have come to the end of their lives, no matter how lively the Internet is, they will not pay attention.
It's just that they didn't expect that they paid attention to this incident... Read more