Chapter 156 What Is a Pig Teammate?

This kind of mission is usually extremely secretive, and there may not even be a single sound during the entire mission process. As a result, this kind of thing happened just at the beginning, and the captain naturally wanted to ask clearly.

In the end, what I heard was this kind of answer, what does it mean to cum in the mouth, and are you sure it's not because you played with that girl last night? But that's not right, even then it can't be black, isn't it white and warm... Ahem, you understand.

So the captain decided to go in and take a look by himself, and asked the others to pay attention to the movement around them. The captain also walked into the plastic sheet, it was dark, and the light from the street lamp could barely pass through the plastic sheet, so he could see a little bit.

"Pfft..." Seeing the appearance of his team members, even the captain, who has experienced countless big scenes, couldn't hold back, and almost burst out laughing, because the team member in front of him had a dark mouth at the moment, and he opened his mouth continuously. White Fang was out of sight.

However, on his face, he couldn't see a little bit of blackness, as if... that thing was shot directly into his mouth, and there was no waste at all...

"Captain, look, it's this thing, it's so fucking accurate, it all went into my mouth, and not a single drop came out!" Team member Steve complained there with the "Supernova Shaped Cannon", feeling I really fucked up the dog, oh no, I was fucked by the dog.

Forced to hold back his smile, the captain said in a hoarse voice: "Okay, do you feel sick? What is that liquid?"

The captain was a little worried. If it was poisonous, the team member would probably be reimbursed. After all, it was a coincidence that he took everything they made with his mouth... What is this, my mouth will find your arrow ? Random mouth?

Hearing this, Steve also came out of the previous state of complaining, smacked his lips strangely, thought about it for a while, and said this time: "Well... a bit smelly, but it's not that smelly, smelly There is also a little saltiness in the middle, which is similar to canned herring, but it is still good..."

It's a pity that Mr. Steve was interrupted by the captain before he could finish his "black ink on the tip of his tongue".

"I'm just asking you about the effect of this thing on your body. Who asked you about its taste? You're still talking about it in such detail!" the captain growled in a low voice.

He was a little speechless. It's true that these team members have special skills, but every one of them is like a short-circuited brain. I, the captain, should also be...

According to industry legends, the nine-headed bird team is a legendary team that is unsmiling and completes all kinds of impossible tasks, but only the captain knows that there are a bunch of funny people...

Steve stuck out his black tongue when scolded by the captain,

Just as I was about to speak, another head poked out of the plastic sheet and asked curiously, "What's the smell? I seem to have heard Steve talking about canned herring just now. Is there actually canned herring here?"

Captain: "..." I have a thousand mmp words I want to say!

"Eddie, get out of here! Look outside!" the captain shouted again.

"Oh..." Eddie looked unhappy, but he was still ready to go out. At this moment, he saw a rope hanging from his ear, and there was a small piece of paper on the rope, which read: "Do Don't pull the rope!"

It's just that this thing is in Chinese, and Eddie doesn't know it, so he yelled to the outside: "Li, come in and see what's written on it, it's in Chinese, I don't know it."

So... another person came in from outside the door, and it was Li, the only Chinese in the team.

While walking inside, Li said in his mouth: "I told you to learn more foreign languages ​​on weekdays, but you don't want to learn it. Now it's all right. When you see the need, I still have to come here..."

Li took the note casually, and immediately smiled: "Oh, there is a sentence written on it, saying, don't pull the rope... It's interesting, this is playing with us..."

However, there is a kind of teammate in this world, called my teammate, which exists relative to other people’s teammates. Of course, if you insist on telling me their full names, then I can only tell you, His name is Teammate Pig.

Pa... After hearing a blow, Eddie pulled the rope down, and then asked curiously: "Oh? Li, are you talking about this rope? What are you playing with us?"

Li stared blankly in place, pointing at Eddie opposite him, speechless.

"What's the matter, Li, why don't you speak anymore, captain, what's wrong with Li, why did he suddenly become stupid?" But Eddie was a little surprised to see that Li didn't speak, and turned to the captain and said.

"Run!" At this moment, Li finally recovered from the state just now, and shouted. Unfortunately, it was obviously too late in this situation, and something like a water bag fell from the sky with a clatter, and burst instantly. come on...

This time the explosion sprayed out a green liquid, and the amount was too much, the range was too wide, and the space inside was too small, even if you wanted to run away!

"Oh God...that's the hell!"

"No..."

The three of Li yelled subconsciously and wanted to dodge, but they couldn't dodge at all. Just kidding, as a five-star manipulative store's super killer "Little Boy No. 18", how could it be possible for you to dodge so easily? Wouldn't it be an insult to the power of its predecessors in a certain island country to avoid it easily!

The green liquid was like an explosion, and it was sprayed on several people's faces and heads in an instant...

The captain's heart is really broken. What the hell is this? Isn't this a tavern? How can there be such a strange thing? Could it be that my famous nine-headed bird team is going to be planted today? ?

The green liquid was poured on the face and head. The captain with his eyes closed waited for a while without feeling any pain. He opened his eyes subconsciously and found that there was nothing wrong with it.

Looking at the other two, Li and Steve both opened their eyes, and spread their hands to express that they didn't feel anything, but the green face and head looked inexplicably feeling that their neighbors should be named Wang...

That's right, the liquid in "Little Boy No. 18" is specially prepared by the store. It has no effect except that it will make the face of the victim green for two days. Of course, it is also drinkable, and the taste is a bit Sweet!

The three looked at each other, the captain was about to order to retreat, this tavern was a bit weird, but just when he was about to speak...

"Ah, my eyes, what is this, is it sulfuric acid?" Eddie screamed while covering his eyes.

At this moment, in the Fusao restaurant, a group of workers were drinking to high heaven.

Holding the wine, the young man from before asked the construction team leader in bewilderment: "Boss, is it really useful for you to write that you don't want to pull the rope? How can I know that no idiot will fall for it?"

The captain was already a little drunk, he laughed and said: "Boy, let you read more, do you know that in our ancient times, there was a person who played this game and directly killed his junior brother and enemy... ..."