Chapter 17 It's Okay to Die Drunk

Li Yanran's post on the Zhongzhou forum was immediately heated up, but in a group called Drunk Death It's Okay, a few guys who were regarded as drunkards were discussing it.

I'm not Qiao Feng: "Guys, I saw a tavern on the forum that has been praised a lot. It seems to use ancient methods to make wine. Let's try it!"

The half-awakened fox: "Old wine making? What is the store we went to last time? Can it be called wine? I asked a monkey to throw two fruits and it was better than him. It was like fresh beef. The snot left makes people feel disgusted!"

The tree-climbing monkey: "Fox, although I agree with your point of view, you have to use a monkey as an example. The monkey offended you. Monkeys are such good creatures. Monkey wine is so good." , besides, you have already made six tavern owners cry..."

Half-awake fox: "Who asked those bosses to mix it with water? I didn't say that wine mixed with excrement would be considered good!"

Tree-climbing monkey: "So that's why you say it's a useless, unknown liquid that's worse than horse urine?"

Here I want to explain that the half-awake fox, one of the members of the group who can die drunk, is known as the man who has full ridicule skills. Many of my friends wondered how he lived to such an age and was not beaten to death.

Because the wine was not good, the owner of six taverns once taunted and cried, and he still talked about this number, looking for the seventh one full of fighting spirit...

Xue'er: "You two uncles, let's stop here. Although there are no outsiders here, you still have to respect yourself!"

The half-awake fox: "Sister Xue'er, do you call me uncle? I am so young, promising and personable, yet you call me uncle? Uncle is sad..."

The tree-climbing monkey: "Sister Xue'er, there's nothing wrong with you being called Uncle Fox, but your monkey brother has to be called Brother Brother, I've never heard of someone called Uncle Monkey, you forgot that the second junior brother is also called Senior Brother Hou Erge... ..."

Xue'er: "Monkey, you go to die..."

I am not Qiao Feng looking at the chat in the group with a sore face, saying what is the purpose of my looking for them today, should I stop this kind of indifferent mutual ridicule, or join them and start ridicule with them What about Daye...

Finally, when this kind of indifferent words refreshed 99+, a person appeared!

"Okay, stop arguing!" The person who spoke was the group leader, and asked the sky with a smile!

As the group leader, he still has a lot of prestige, to what extent, when Xiao Wencangtian spoke, the group became quiet instantly, and there was no strange tone anymore.

The half-awake fox: "It's okay what the boss says, just listen to the boss!"

A monkey that can climb a tree: "Top!"

Xueer: "Brother Cangtian, you finally appeared!"

Fox and monkey: "..."

There are still some inexplicable words for these, and he smiled and asked Cang Tian to ignore it: "Qiao Feng, you can help us go and see, anyway, you are the most free here, see how the store is, and then we can decide whether to go or not." !"

Xiaowen Cangtian made a decision directly, and said it in words that seemed very rude.

I'm not Qiao Feng: "No problem, boss, I'll go around today, and the whole process will be broadcast live in the group, with pictures and texts~"

It can also be seen from this that the relationship between the six of them is very good, to what extent, please listen to me in detail.

But only five people appeared on it, and there was one unlucky ghost who didn't appear, that's because... the author didn't want him to appear so early, so let him be a transparent person first!

So everyone put down the watermelon knife in their hands, and put down their raised middle fingers, let's continue reading...

After laughing and asking the sky, the group became quiet, everyone was waiting for today's live broadcast of I am not Qiao Feng,

Although, this so-called live broadcast is only in one group, and there are only six people in this group.

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Qin Feng hammered his old waist. The reason why he did this was because he had just written a few words with white chalk on the wooden door at the entrance of the store: All beauties who enter the store to drink, buy one get one free!

After finishing writing, Qin Feng casually put the chalk into his trouser pocket. This was bought, so he couldn't just throw it away, in case he needs to write again next time, right?

Satisfied with his masterpiece, Qin Feng looked up at the plaque again, yes, it was the plaque carved with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy. After a little comparison, Qin Feng nodded feeling good about himself.

Although I still can't compare with the charm of Youjun's calligraphy, I still learned a lot. However, I, Qin Feng, will not just imitate anyone's calligraphy. —— Qin Ti, hahaha!

System: "Host, according to the judgment of the system, even if you practice for another thousand years, you will not be able to compare with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy."

Qin Feng: "...bring me a watermelon knife, I want to fight this guy to the death, don't stop me!"

Of course, how can Qin Feng, who is so industrious (small), frugal (qi), frugal (stingy) and conscientious (stingy), buy one and get one free, and the wine of the system needs to be paid even if Qin Feng drinks it himself...

Therefore, everyone must have guessed the truth of the facts. That's right, Qin Feng's rule is that if you buy a pot of wine, you will get a black plastic bag as a gift!

This, this is also buy one get one free, who stipulates that you must give wine when you buy wine, it's already very good if I don't give away a bottle of wine!

Beautiful women are women too, of course my daughter will get drunk when she drinks, and she will vomit when she is drunk, how unhygienic it is to vomit on the ground, so, see how caring Boss Qin is, he has prepared plastic bags for you, and they are still black...

So, Qin Feng went to the wholesale market to buy plastic bags. He bought a box for five yuan and came back. What? Why not go to the supermarket to buy? Silly, the supermarket is so expensive!

Therefore, Qin Feng thinks his idea is very good, look, how thoughtful he is for the guests...

After everything was done, Qin Feng returned to the counter to read the history of swords. He is now very fascinated by this book, and the things written in it are simply unimaginable.

The morning passed immediately, and no one came, but Qin Feng is used to it, the tavern, the people who come to drink in the morning are either drunkards or mental patients. This is not a restaurant, and they don't even have a meal.

Just as Qin Feng was thinking about where to settle his lunch meal, a person walked on the street outside the tavern.

In his early thirties, he looks dignified and upright, his height is close to 1.8 meters, his hair is a bit long, he looks like a literary youth, but he walks like a warrior, very powerful!

Yes, that's right, this man who walks as if with his own music is I am not Qiao Feng. The reason for his name is of course because he feels very similar to Qiao Feng...

However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't achieve the effect of Gang Leader Qiao who would bring BGM whenever he appeared, so he could only name himself——I'm not Qiao Feng!

Seriously speaking, as long as there is a fight, Gang Leader Qiao rushes over with the stereo on his shoulders, and then he can kill the enemy with the Eighteen Palms of Jianglong...

He seems very leisurely all day long, and now he is here to spy on the enemy for his classmates who are okay to die drunk!