Chapter 887 This Situation Is Not Good
After listening to what Bald Donkey said, Lin Fan fell silent. He didn't expect so many things to happen.
"Benefactor, where have you been for the past five years?" Sakyamuni asked.
"This..." Lin Fan couldn't answer for a while, could he still say that he was fucked by a girl for five full years?
"I went to retreat to practice." In the end, I could only find a slightly better way.
"So that's what the poor monk said. I haven't seen you for a few years, and the strength of the benefactor has become even stronger. So he went to retreat." Venerable Sakyamuni sighed, no wonder I haven't heard from the benefactor in these few years.
At this time, Lin Fan released the chicken from the cave.
"Ooooh!"
The moment Chick came out, he raised his head abruptly and let out a loud snort.
And when Venerable Sakyamuni saw the chicken, his face suddenly became happy, "Benefactor, you are so timely, the poor monk is almost starved to death, so I just roasted this chicken."
At this moment, the stretched chicken was enjoying the fresh air. Hearing these words, he was immediately angry. Then he turned his head sharply, and the angry corns stared straight at the Venerable Sakyamuni.
"Vulture, who do you think you want to roast?" Chick got angry. It was really disgusting that this bald donkey wanted to roast himself.
"This chicken can talk..." Venerable Sakyamuni was shocked when he saw a chicken that could talk. Talking chickens are rare.
"Stop arguing, this is a chick, this is a bald donkey, let's get to know each other," Lin Fan said.
"Oh, so it's Brother Chicken, I've been looking forward to it for a long time." Venerable Sakyamuni stretched out his hand, meaning let's shake hands and make up.
But for Jizai, it was not so simple to reconcile, and then he jumped up and jumped onto the bald head of Venerable Sakyamuni.
"Brother Chicken is really active." Venerable Sakyamuni said with a smile.
Seeing that the chicken was so friendly to the Venerable Sakyamuni, Lin Fan felt a little weird in his heart. Could it be that he had changed his sex?
But suddenly, Venerable Sakyamuni shouted, "Why is the top of my head so hot?"
"I'll go, brother chicken, you shit."
Lin Fan heard this,
Turning his head suddenly, he suddenly found that the chicken had been placed on the bald donkey's head, and it was still warm and emitting white smoke.
"Oh oh oh..." Chick chirped cheerfully, then jumped onto Lin Fan's shoulders, retracted his wings, pinched his waist, "Baldy donkey, pay attention to what you say in the future, how old you are, you can talk like a child Same, not even as good as my chicken."
Venerable Sakyamuni; "..."
Lin Fan: "...."
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At this time in the Buddhist family.
Today's Buddhist clan has changed, it is no longer what it used to be, but it has changed to the sound of Buddha everywhere, not quiet at all.
Western Paradise….
A group of Buddhas, Wang Buddha, sat cross-legged there, looking at the supreme being sitting on the stage in awe.
At this time, in this world of bliss, the Buddha Dharma turned into golden dragons hovering in the void. This is the Buddha teaching the Dharma, and those Buddhas, who heard it with relish, were fascinated.
But for those Wang Fo, it was very decadent.
They used to be the strongest of the Buddhist clan, controlling the entire Buddhist clan, but after the mysterious Buddha came, everything changed.
They have become members of the third-rate Buddhist clan, how the hell can they bear it.
Especially the seat they are sitting in now is arranged according to rank, and they have been ranked outside.
And those Buddhas and World Buddhas in front didn't know where they came from, as if they appeared out of nowhere, and what made these Wang Buddhas unbearable was that these guys were even stronger than them.
Is there any reason for this? When did the strong man become so worthless?
For these Wang-Fo, it really is like a dog in the sun.
Click!
All of a sudden, the empty buddha seats exploded, and the surrounding buddhas turned pale with fright.
And the Buddha sitting on the throne suddenly opened his eyes, and the sound of vastness was transmitted in the void.
"Admiralty World Buddha, Angry-eyed Buddha... was beheaded by evil spirits, and returned to the Western Paradise...."
"Amitabha."
After hearing this, the surrounding Buddhas recited scriptures with calm faces.
When those Wang-fos saw the scene in front of them, they immediately exploded. This person was killed, and they were still so calm. Why don't they be so calm.
In the eyes of these Wangfos, these guys went to hunt down the boy of Venerable Sakyamuni, but now that the Buddha's seat is broken, it seems that the boy has escaped.
Well done!
You really deserve to be the arrogance of my Buddhist clan, and directly overthrew these old things.
For these Wang Fo, they have suffered a lot, and they are also despised by this group of guys. Now that the arrogance of their Buddha clan kills these old guys, it is also a big blow to them.
"It seems that I need to go on a journey." The golden body of the Buddha was protected by Buddha dragons, and then he looked at the infinite void and went forward with his real body.
"Send me Buddha." All the Buddhas around shouted.
Seeing the scene in front of them, those Wangfos were also anxious. This Nima really went forward, boy Sakyamuni, can he hold on?
At this time, Venerable Sakyamuni glared at the chicken, and the chicken also looked at Venerable Sakyamuni unwillingly, as if he could do a big fight at any time.
"Wait, someone is coming."
At this time, a change occurred in the void.
Originally, there was no cloud for thousands of miles, but suddenly, a group of white clouds covered the sky and covered the sun, and then golden rays full of Buddha nature penetrated from the white clouds.
"Amitabha."
The vast Buddha's voice vibrated in the void, and the white cloud seemed to be divided by someone, scattered left and right, and a golden Buddha appeared in the void.
"It's him, it's him..." Venerable Sakyamuni exclaimed in shock when he saw the person coming.
For Venerable Sakyamuni, this guy is simply terrifying.
"Sakyamuni, as a Buddhist sinner, why resist it so hard, come back to the Western Bliss with me." The majestic voice of the Buddha shook the world, and the whole world was like a Buddhist world, in which the Buddha dragon danced, Vast and solemn.
"Fart your mother, go back to your sister's western bliss." Venerable Sakyamuni roared, now that my brother is here, I can still be afraid of this thing.
At this time, Lin Fan looked at the Venerable Sakyamuni differently, "Baldy donkey, your name is Sakyamuni?"
"Yes, this is my full name, but the poor monk still hopes that the benefactor will call me Venerable Sakyamuni." Venerable Sakyamuni said.
"I'll go..." Lin Fan felt strange.
But at this time, the Buddha in the void doesn't seem to be simple.
"This benefactor, you have a predestined relationship with my Buddha, so you can enter my Buddhist gate." The Buddha looked at Lin Fan and said calmly.
"Join your sister..." Lin Fan didn't expect this bald donkey to trick himself into joining the Buddhist clan. This is not cheating.
"snort"
All of a sudden, the Buddha became angry, and a vast palm came down from the sky, "Almsgiver, turn your back and be right."
"Benefactor, I leave it to you..." Venerable Shakya saw the scene in front of him, shouted, and stepped back.
He couldn't get involved in this level of battle, so he could only let Lin Fan play to his heart's content.
But to Lin Fan, this bald donkey seemed a bit tough.
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