Chapter 892 Please Have a Baby with Me!

The Crimson Demons will never suffer!

Unless you owe money and can't pay it back!

"Hmph, I look down on you guys!"

He Zhen didn't dare to get angry with the boss, so he had no choice but to express his disdain for the two, which attracted them to glare at each other.

"Oh, my shoulders are a little sore."

Jiang Li supported his shoulders, frowning helplessly.

"I come!"

Huihui ran over like a gust of wind, and squeezed his shoulders with a flattering smile.

"Oh, my hand hurts a bit, I don't really want to hold the spoon."

"I come!"

Akuya immediately jumped up from the ground, snatched the dinner in front of Jiang Li, and handed over the spoon with a charming smile.

Darkness looked at the two speechlessly.

How dare you two?

Do you really think you can beat him?

Even I was pinched to death!

No, you are simply easy to deal with - if Jiang Li knew that she thought so, he would definitely make such complaints.

"I have a proposal."

After dinner was comfortably finished, Jiang Li looked at the empty bowl in front of him and showed a smirk.

"To be honest, I don't want to move at all after eating, why don't someone come and wash the dishes and serve water for me. Let me think about it, how about a hundred thousand Alice a day? But I only need one person!"

"Boss, let me come!"

He Zhen hugged Jiang Li's thigh on the spot.

100,000 a day, which is more than what he earns by going out to do missions. A mission can cost tens of thousands at most, and this is when the market is good.

All the money he earned before was squandered by Akuya, and now he doesn't have much money left, so being a servant to the boss is much more cost-effective than doing tasks!

"Kazuma, get out of here, Goddess!"

Akuya kicked Kazuma away and rushed to wash Jiang Li's bowl away.

"I'll pour tea!"

Megumin volunteered to prepare black tea, this is where Akuya can't beat her!

"Huihuini get out of here too, let me come!"

"Akuya, you can only purify tea water, so don't be a hindrance!"

"I did it on purpose before, but now I will do it seriously, and I won't purify it without touching the tea!"

"That's why I'm more suitable. I don't need to pay attention to whether I touch the tea!"

"I'm definitely more suitable. After all, unlike a country girl like Hui Hui, I look very noble, and making black tea is a noble job, and poor people can't do it!"

"Hey, are you looking for faults? Duel, duel with me! The Crimson Demons will never be afraid of finding fault with you!"

"Come on, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

Akua and Megumin scuffled at the slightest disagreement.

The whole villa suddenly became lively.

Jiang Li lay comfortably on the sofa, watching the battle between the two change from one punch to another to tearing hair and clothes, he couldn't help showing approval.

"well."

Darkness sighed helplessly, took her bowl to the sink to wash it off, and took her clothes into the bathroom.

"Boss, can you lend me the game console?"

"No borrowing."

"Why, wasn't it easy to talk last time?"

"Then you die again?"

"..."

Kazuma fell silent.

I am really convinced by you, boss!

"Little cat, come here."

Jiang Li squinted his eyes, and saw a kitten with a black body and a pair of short wings on its back.

It's Megumin's teaser!

He immediately threw the student handbook aside and waved to the kitten.

Seeing this scene, Kazuma quietly took the student handbook.

The kitten meowed, as if it could understand human speech, jumped onto Jiang Li's lap, and slowly lay down to doze off.

"It feels really good, this hair is much smoother than ordinary kittens!"

Jiang Li can't put it down when he strokes the cat. The black hair feels like a baby's skin, but it's far less fragile. It's great to be able to stroke the cat with confidence.

"Speaking of which, is this cat male or female?"

Jiang Li suddenly thought of a very serious question.

If I guessed correctly, this thing should be the bust of the goddess Warbach.

So if the cat is male, doesn't that mean Warbach is androgynous?

Thinking of that sassy and coquettish red-haired beauty becoming the one supporting her, Jiang Li couldn't help but feel a chill.

"Quickly confirm it!"

Jiang Li was startled, and quickly picked up Douzhisuke, and opened its hind legs.

"Meow--!!"

Tomosuke was taken aback, seeing that his lower body was about to fall, he meowed angrily.

"puff!"

A small flame was spat out by it, and it sprayed precisely towards Jiang Li's hand.

Jiang Li let go of his hand quickly, and Tomosuke fled out immediately, and disappeared without a trace.

"Fortunately, it's a female!"

Jiang Li patted his chest.

Although it was only for a moment, he caught a glimpse of Tomonosuke's lower body, it was indeed empty, and it didn't look like he was turned into a father-in-law, so it's fine!

"You are so perverted."

Hui Hui stood in front of Jiang Li, looking at her with disdain.

"Although I know you're a badass, I didn't expect that you wouldn't even let cats go!"

"How do you say it? I am very specific to everyone!"

Jiang Li stared at it displeased, and suddenly realized.

"You don't fight anymore?"

"It's over."

"what's the result?"

"One person, one day, fair come."

Megumin tidied up the scattered clothes, and covered the dark circle of her left eye with an eyepatch as if nothing had happened.

It seems that there should be no winner.

"Let's talk about privacy. When you were in Alcanretia, did you stop Yoyo on purpose?"

Jiang Li glanced around, Akuya and Kazuma both ran out, so he confirmed to Hui Hui in a low voice.

"Let's be friends, I can't just watch Yoyo jump into the fire pit."

Huihui glanced at him and rolled her eyes angrily.

"But Yoyo will find a man sooner or later, what's wrong with taking the opportunity to find a good man?"

Jiang Li pointed to himself with his thumb, an excellent person like me is now extinct, don't you cherish it?

"Tell me, what can be called excellent?"

Huihui looked at him with dead fish eyes, obviously not believing what he said.

"For example, I can help her girlfriend buy a nice wand!"

Huihui immediately pricked up her ears, her expression became agitated.

"In the future, if you encounter a big monster, you can give your head to her best friend!"

Huihui's face soon showed signs of shaking visible to the naked eye.

"The debt is written off!"

"Yuyo will leave it to you!"

Hui Huiyu held Jiang Li's hand earnestly.

"You are an excellent man, I hope you don't make her sad!"

"must!"

"Bang bang bang!"

The two had just completed the deal... No, I mean just after Jiang Li got Huihui's approval, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Here it is, it's late at night, it's called the soul..."

Hezhen muttered from the door.

After a while, the door was opened, and footsteps sounded anxiously.

"Mr. Nanxiang, please have a baby with me!"

The one who appeared at the door of the living room was Yoyo who burst into tears because of her helplessness.