Chapter 1507 Break Dad’s Eyes Out
"Shanjun, do you know what this is?" Jiang Chenyu squatted by the wheat field, holding his son in his arms and asked.
Little Shanjun looked at the light green sea and shook his head.
"This is also wheat."
Little Shanjun shook his head and immediately objected, "No, wheat is yellow~ This is green, it is grass~"
Jiang Chenyu: "This is unripe wheat, from wheat seedlings, growing into green stalks, now it is not yet ripe wheat, wait until May, the wheat matures and then turns yellow."
Little Qinglong also heard it, "Uncle, why?"
Jiang Chenyu stood up and looked at his nephew in his brother-in-law's arms, "Just like you and Shanjun, when you were just born, were you as long as your uncle's arms? After the passage of time, you grow up day by day, and now you have grown to your uncle's legs. This is growth and change. In the future, you will continue to grow taller, taller than your uncle, and the wheat will also change from green to yellow. This is the growth of wheat. Yellow is the color of mature wheat."
Little Shanjun was in his father's arms, looking at the wheat thoughtfully, and didn't speak for a long time.
Mr. Jiang was puzzled, "Could my grandson not understand?"
The mother asserted: "Impossible, your grandson is very smart, he must be feeling very depressed."
Sure enough, the next second. "Dad, can Baoneng pick a green wheat?"
Mr. Jiang: "You want to observe it turning yellow?"
Xiao Shanjun nodded.
Mr. Jiang: "..."
In the evening, when he returned home, Mr. Jiang put a pile of soil in his car and planted a handful of wheat.
Xiao Shanjun took care of his wheat by himself the whole time.
The temperature dropped in the evening, and it was more than ten degrees. Miss Jiang was so cold that her teeth were chattering. She shrank into her husband's arms, "Brother Su, hold me."
Her brother Su was so angry that he took the coat he brought for her and asked her to put it on.
Miss Jiang glanced at it and said, "It doesn't look good in photos."
His brother Su: "Didn't you buy this dress?"
Jiang Momo: "It looked good when I bought it, but it doesn't look good now."
"Put it on and it'll keep you warm."
Jiang Momo was stubborn, and Gu Nuannuan passed by, "Why are you the same as my son?"
Miss Jiang: "..."
Later, Su Linyan took off his black coat and put it on his wife's back, "Put it on."
This time, Miss Jiang cooperated.
Then he secretly took a selfie and posted a Weibo post "The Daily Life of Sly and JMM" at night.
: I secretly put on Sly's coat again, and I was really warmed by him. At this moment, my son was staring at me from the side.
Someone below has been following Jiang Momo's daily life on this small account for many years, and has tens of thousands of fans. Even watching this mysterious person, from the initial "my brother" to "my husband" and then to "Sly", he also mentioned his son.
Some fans who just passed by don't know the truth: Is Sly not suitable for her brother? Why doesn't JMM wear her husband's clothes instead of her brother's? She already has a son, and doesn't care about her husband and son's mood at all.
The old fan below replied: If you look at it from the beginning, you will find that Sly is not only her brother, but also her husband and her son's father.
New fan: ...
The wheat obtained by the tiger was planted in the grandfather's green plantation, about dozens of them, a lot.
The men found an open space for the little tiger and planted wheat. Jiang Chenyu worked the hardest, and the little tiger also used his little paws to knead the mud to help his father.
The women were in the living room, carefully adding filters, editing pictures, moving the photos, and posting them on WeChat Moments.
点赞第一是古小寒，几乎是同时，姐弟俩互发消息：“你怎么没睡觉？”“你今天又揍我坨子了吗？”
……
深夜，小山君留宿父母卧室，他站在床头，看着睡前看书的父亲，他一个脚丫子踩在书上，江尘御黑脸，“江天祉！”
小家伙也不知道跟谁学来的霸道，撅着小嘴，一下子亲到爸爸的脸颊，“爸爸，宝爱你。”
江总：“……”火气突然就没了。
古暖暖在一旁大笑，丈夫被儿子全盘拿捏。
小山君踢走爸爸手中的书，挤爸爸怀中，小肉脸去和父亲贴。“爸爸，你都没说也爱宝~”
江尘御笑着，‘溺爱’几乎不用言说就表现在脸上，口中却道：“爸不爱小宝。”
“哼，爸爸就爱小暖宝~”
江尘御搂着儿子，笑了起来。
小山君坐在爸爸怀中，爸爸看书，他翻页。今时不同往日，以前乱翻时爸爸知道他是小奶包，不会揍小手。现在乱翻页，就要被爸爸抓住小爪子揍一下，“书是看的，不是玩的。”
小山君仰头，臭脾气冲爸爸叫嚣，“宝看不懂呀，就会玩~”
古小暖趴在床上，玩着手机，不一会儿，身边传出父子俩的争吵声，伴随着某只小崽子的啼哭。
“不爱爸爸了呜呜~哪儿，你给宝贝蛋换个新爸爸~”小山君没打赢爸爸，蹲在被子上嗷嗷哭。
古小暖：“……你不想活了，别拉着你妈。”
江总对着儿子的屁股又是两巴掌，气的脸黑，“你还想换爸？！我看你揍的轻。”
小山君挥舞着小老虎爪子，还是没斗过他家的大老虎。
气的晚上不睡中间了，只和妈妈睡，于是乎，古小暖就被夹在了中间。
"Tiger, you said that if you change your father, the 'new father' will be like your father, holding you in his arms, lifting your head, playing games with you, buying you toys, buying food for you, and teaching you to learn. Foreign language, help you grow wheat...feel sorry for you, pamper you, kiss you, love you? "
The little tiger stopped talking.
Gu Nuannuan asked again: "Can the new dad give you a bath and wash your face every day, wake you up, and take you to and from school? The new dad will be so worried that you can't sleep all night when you are sick. He only thinks about you, a little kid. Baby, can you guarantee that your new father won’t beat you up for all your naughty things?”
The little tiger blinked, the bedroom was very quiet.
"The important thing is, can the new father regard you as his precious egg and a blessing from heaven?"
The little tiger silently crawled into his mother's arms. Gu Nuannuan knew that his son looked silly and cute, but he was smarter than anyone else in his heart. He understood.
"Do you want a new dad?"
The little guy shook his head in his mother's arms.
"What should I do? Your father wants a new son."
Little Tiger: "..." The sense of crisis is here.
He immediately crawled over his mother's body and got between the couple's slit. Not satisfied, he lay on his father's chest with his eyes closed.
"Dad, wake up." The little tiger patted his father with his little hand.
Jiang Chenyu was not asleep, but just ignored his son. The next second, a small hand fell on his eyes. The filial son struggled to open his eyes, "Dad, open your eyes. My dear, I have something to say to daddy."
Jiang Chenyu was tortured by the filial son and opened his eyes, "What did you say?"