Chapter 7 Buying a Car

Zhou Yiyu drove the Black Lightning No. 2 like a turtle on the avenues of New York City. This car was the one they got from the steel factory, No. 1 was driven out by Gentle, and Hong Lang King Kong and the others used the Mustang. m bubble! book. Shen Yi sat on the No. 2 co-pilot, guiding the direction of travel from time to time.

The scenery outside the window is slowly receding, and there is an endless queue of motorcades ahead.

Although this is not the first time to come to the United States, the United States in the Transformers world is obviously different from other worlds. It does not have the chaos and disorder in the X-Men, and it is not as dead and desolate as in the Terminator. Instead, it truly reproduces a modern American metropolis in a peaceful and prosperous period, prosperous and full of vitality.

And a strong New York must also be a crowded New York.

A New York with blocked roads, heavy traffic, and traffic jams every day.

"Drive! You son of a bitch!" Zhou Yiyu put his hands on the horn and kept ringing.

In front of a queue of vehicles, countless drivers were honking their horns and roaring.

"Damn it!" Zhou Yiyu rapped the car angrily: "When I wasn't here, you were racing like crazy in New York, USA, but when I came, you were going to be stuck in traffic in the same New York! I'm a racing driver, not Fucking jammers!"

"Don't worry, you know America is such a virtue, in fact, this is the real America - the so-called life

In the country on wheels, almost every American owns a car of their own. In a sense, the original intention of the Transformers cartoon was to advertise American cars, but no one thought that the ads would outsell the cars. Driving in such a country, traffic jams are quite common. "Shen Yi persuaded Zhou Yiyu.

"The problem is our mission, we've been driving for half an hour and haven't found it yet..."

"Don't worry about the mission, Yi Yu." Shen Yi interrupted him: "This is not a movie after all. An hour and a half is enough time for the entire Transformers movie to reach the end, but here, it has just begun. Relax, and Say hello to the pretty girls out there, you drive a top-notch car."

"Unfortunately, it won't belong to us anymore." Zhou Yiyu muttered, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

Shen Yi chuckled: "Don't you like bumblebees?"

"...Actually, it's not bad." Zhou Yiyu chuckled.

"That's over, turn right, we're almost there...Look, there he is."

A green cabriolet appeared in front of him and was driving forward.

"Are you sure that's Sam Vicki? He doesn't look like the actor in the movie." Zhou Yiyu was a little puzzled, it seemed that this time they finally met a protagonist who didn't look like the original actor.

"ZWAQ233, that's them." Shen Yi shook the crystal pendant: "It can also prove it."

"How many times have you watched Transformers? You even memorized the license plate number."

"Three times, I've memorized every line...even though it's mostly bullshit."

Since he was prepared to enter the world of Transformers in advance, Shen Yi memorized almost every plot in the movie.

"Follow them.

"Shen Yi said.

The green convertible drove forward all the way, and there were an old man and a young man sitting in it, and it was Sam Vicky and his father impressively.

It looks like he's just out of school, should have sold his glasses and failed miserably, and is now on a car shopping trip with his dad.

They came just in time.

As the cabriolet passed the Porsche dealership, Sam Vicky yelled, "No, no, no, Dad! Oh, are you kidding me?"

"Yes, it's a joke!" Sam Vicki's father, who has always maintained a naughty childlike heart, drove the car past the store and said with a smile: "I won't buy you a Porsche, kid! Hahahaha!"

Sam Vicki is like a deflated ball: "You think it's funny?"

"Yes, it's quite funny, do you really think I'll buy you a Porsche for the first car?"

"I won't talk to you again this week."

"Hahaha, come on, I was just kidding."

I have to admit that, apart from empty plots and gorgeous scenes, Michael Bay, the great director known as "selling copies", also has a feature of his films that are full of gag-style funny dialogues.

This typical American feature has been brought to the extreme in the hands of Michael Bay, making the film full of many entertainment elements. But these entertainment elements and those gorgeous action scenes are also the main culprits for the lack of plot tension. Entertainment factors occupy too much space, just like the stage of the 2012 Spring Festival Gala. It is gorgeous, grand, and has everything you expect except content.

In the world of missions created by the bloody city, the empty plot means that the film has a high plasticity space, which leads to greater variables and more places that are difficult to grasp, and hot scenes mean greater risks. As for the lines, it exists in The only point of this world is to facilitate water filling.

Black Lightning followed the green cabriolet around the Porsche store and drove towards the part-time used car sales gas station.

Before the green convertible entered the garage, a yellow car entered the garage silently.

It's Bumblebee, the protector sent by the Autobots to Sam Vicky.

Of course, in this mission, Bumblebee alone is destined not to be able to protect Sam Wiki, otherwise why bother adventurers.

Zhou Yiyu parked the car in a corner outside the garage, got out of the car, walked towards the car, and watched the fat black uncle Bobby who was talking to Sam and his son at the gas station unfold the plot with cold eyes.

Uncle Bobby was leading Sam and his son to the car yard, and while walking, he used his unparalleled sales enthusiasm and loudly said jokes that the Chinese could not understand:

"Listen, Sam, your free life is waiting for you at the wheel."

"People don't pick cars, but cars pick people."

"There is a mysterious connection between people and cars, child, you can say anything about me, but I am definitely not a liar! Especially in front of my mother, you see she is there, that is my mother."

Uncle Bobby pointed at the old lady in the distance and shouted, "Hey, Mom!"

The old lady returned an extremely sharp middle finger.

Bobby yelled, "Oh, come on, I'll blow your brains out, old witch."

Looking back at Sam: "Sam, she's deaf, you know that? Haha."

Sam was obviously overwhelmed by the black fat man.

Uncle Bobby has entered the parking lot with his arms around Sam: "Look, here are all the cars that men need."

Sam took a fancy to Bumblebee at a glance: "This car is good, with racing lines on the body."

Bobby replied, "Yeah, the bodywork has...hell, what's going on? I've never seen the car. Manny, come and see the car."

A young man from a gas station in the distance showed his head: "I don't know what's going on, I've never seen this car before!"

Uncle Bobby shouted angrily: "Stop playing tricks on me!"

Little Sam has already got into the car to check, his fingertips slid across the steering wheel, the symbol representing the Autobots flashed in front of Sam's eyes, and Sam said to himself: "It feels good."

Seemingly seeing that Sam was very interested in this car, Sam's father asked, "How much?"

"Five thousand dollars."

"No more than four thousand dollars." Sam's father shook his head.

What follows is one of the more exciting and interesting scenes in the movie.

When Uncle Bobby tried to recommend another car for Sam and Son, Bumblebee first hit a car next to him with the door and then shattered all the car windows in the yard with the woofer.

Bobby watched this scene dumbfounded, and just when he was about to shout out the classic "four thousand dollars", a turning point finally appeared.

"Five thousand dollars, I'll take it."

Zhou Yiyu strode forward.

The yellow car visibly jolted a bit, just like a human's body twitching behavior when surprised.

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Taking out five thousand dollars from his pocket, Zhou Yiyu handed it to Bobby: "I want this car."

"No, you can't do that, we bought the car first!" Sam yelled.

"Actually, you didn't buy it." Uncle Bobby took the money neatly: "This car belongs to you."

Zhou Yiyu walked towards the yellow car.

Just as he walked in front of the car door, the car door opened suddenly and slammed into Zhou Yiyu heavily. Zhou Yiyu stretched out his right palm and grabbed the car door.

Bobby yelled, "Oh, there's something wrong with this car, but it's okay, it can be fixed..."

Zhou Yiyu said lightly: "It looks more aggressive, but it doesn't matter, I like wild cars, that's the taste, isn't it?"

Uncle Bobby laughed: "That's right."

Zhou Yiyu sat in the car, and just as he was about to sit down, the car seat suddenly rose upwards, with such force that it could almost throw people out of the car.

Zhou Yiyu pushed the car door with his left hand, and pressed the car seat with his right hand: "Be honest, buddy, you don't want to make a big fuss in this city, do you?"

Under the control of Zhou Yiyu's powerful big hand, the car seat could not be turned up, so Zhou Yiyu sat on it.

Just as he was sitting down, the shift lever in the car was thrown towards Zhou Yiyu, but Zhou Yiyu grabbed it with a lightning strike, and stepped on the accelerator, but it failed to start. Instead, a spring popped out from nowhere, It shot at Zhou Yiyu directly, but Zhou Yiyu flicked his head.

Sam's father stared blankly at this scene, and said to Sam who was still reluctant to part: "Son, it's a good thing you didn't buy this car!"

Zhou Yiyu laughed: "I paid 5,000 dollars to buy you, so you have to drive me honestly!"

With a firm slap on the steering wheel, the metal controls the engine, and the yellow car suddenly turned around on the ground and rushed towards the outside of the parking lot in a reversed manner, before disappearing in an instant.

"Oh, he's driving!" Sam exclaimed.

Father Sam yelled, "Why the hell don't I see the wheels move? Why don't I see the wheels move?"

"Oh... maybe it's... drifting?" Uncle Bobby was also dumbfounded.

"Have you ever seen someone drift without starting or running?"

The engine didn't start? How did he start it?

The two shuddered at the same time.

As for Sam, he was still immersed in the moment when the car drove away. For some reason, he felt as if the car was still looking at him before it was driven away, and the pair of headlights were full of reluctance like human eyes...

The feeling made Sam shiver.

However, his attention was quickly attracted by a black sedan driving into the parking lot.

A young man in a windbreaker got out of the car and said loudly: "Hey, is this a used car market? I guess you are here to buy cars. I just happen to have a car to sell." The young man pointed his thumb Pointing to the black luxury sedan driveway beside him: "It's only four thousand dollars."

"Four thousand dollars?" Sam yelled. "This is a luxury car. It looks like new! It's worth at least four hundred thousand dollars!"

"That's right." The young man in the windbreaker replied, "I'm going to sell it and go buy an Apple phone."

"Selling cars to buy apples? Are you crazy?" The three screamed at the same time.

"What's the matter?" The young man shrugged his shoulders: "There are still people selling kidneys to buy apples, so let's say whether you want them or not."

"I want it!" The father and son looked at each other and shouted at the same time.

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