Chapter 928: You Are Not Joking

You have no joke

"You, little Kunlun, don't have the final say in everything in the world." A shadow rushed out from above Sun Xiaochan's head. It turned out to be a thousand-foot-tall Arhat with three heads and six arms. The six hands were holding a gun, a knife, a sword, a halberd, a hammer, and a whip. Emitting golden light, the murderous aura is overwhelming.

Zhang Jun: "Thank you, senior." Then he threw the magic pestle over. These eight demon-conquering pestles are quasi-Da Luo-level magic weapons. Even if they cannot exert their full power, their lethality is still astonishing.

Sun Xiaochan took the demon-subduing pestle and waved one arm, and the three demon heads sealed inside soared into the sky and instantly formed a magic array, surrounding Jiang Fengxian's heaven and earth dharma.

Jiang Fengxian glanced at the three demons with disdain and said, "What can a mere demon do to me?" After saying that, the Kunlun Mirror suspended above his head flashed and shot out a brilliant golden light, hitting the three demons directly. Honor the devil. There are billions of runes shining on the golden light. If you look closely, you can find that these runes are in the shape of swords and are extremely sharp.

"Silla!"

Just like a knife cutting through jade cotton, the golden light circled the three demon heads and cut them into six pieces. All three demons let out a shrill scream and turned into bursts of black smoke and returned to the Eight Tribes Demon-Conquering Treasure Pestle. If they hadn't all had the mark of life, they would have been killed just now. Even so, the three demons were all seriously injured and could not recover for less than three to five months.

The Kunlun Mirror defeated the three demons, and its power was beyond everyone's expectation. Sun Xiaochan said solemnly: "Kunlun's inheritance is indeed terrible. This Kunlun Mirror should be a replica, right? Counterfeit products are so powerful, I don't know if it is true." How powerful is the Kunlun Mirror?"

Jiang Fengxian said proudly: "Yes, although it is just an imitation of the Kunlun Mirror, it still has emperor-level lethality. Sun Xiaochan, do you still want to fight me?"

Sun Xiaochan laughed "haha", and the six weapons in the hands of the Heaven and Earth Dharma Master glowed at the same time, and the aura of the avenue was lingering around him, and bursts of Zen singing came out. As soon as they felt this power, everyone was shocked: "They are all magic weapons that show the peak of the saint!"

It turned out that what Jiang Fengxian held in the six hands of Heaven and Earth Dharma were all emperor-level magic weapons! Once their power is released, it will be earth-shattering, and even Jiang Fengxian will change his color.

"You are worthy of the name of killing Buddha! Sun Xiaochan, I underestimated you!" He slowly activated the Kunlun Mirror and began to prepare a thunderous strike. Although the other party had six imperial magical weapons, he was still not afraid.

Seeing that a fierce battle was about to begin, Zhang Jun couldn't help but worry. The two saints were fighting with emperor-level magic weapons. The small world of Wudang Mountain was afraid that it would be reduced to ruins. He was about to say something when he suddenly saw a sloppy Taoist. Walking out from the crowd below, he shouted loudly: "Stop!"

Upon seeing this sloppy Taoist, Zhang Jun's eyes suddenly widened and he shouted: "Crazy Taoist!"

Who is this person if he’s not a crazy Taoist? Behind him was a big, shiny black dog. When he saw Zhang Junle running over with laughter, he stood up, put two dog paws on his shoulders, and the dog licked his face with its tongue.

"Pa!" Zhang Jun slapped Dahei away, and the latter looked at him with a resentful look on his face, with tears in his eyes.

Everyone also saw the crazy Taoist with different expressions. Sun Xiaochan immediately shouted: "That Taoist, did you steal the Buddha's jade chicken that day?"

The crazy Taoist smiled "Hehe": "I'm sorry, Xiaodao was really hungry that day. Seeing that there was a chicken in your yard, I reluctantly ate it. The taste is still very good."

Sun Xiaochan's nose was so angry that he was so angry that he pointed at the crazy Taoist and trembled with his finger: "You bastard! That emerald chicken has been raised by the Buddha for nine years and has become psychic, but you actually killed it and ate it, you, you..."

The crazy Taoist immediately turned around and kicked Da Hei, and cursed: "Damn dog! I told you not to steal chickens to eat, just steal what you want, and let the master see it, what a bastard!"

The innocent expression on Dahei's face makes people wonder if he has really stolen a chicken. Is he probably taking the blame on behalf of his owner at this moment?

The smiling Granny of Luojiashan had the ugliest face. She snorted coldly and said, "Crazy Taoist, do you still dare to appear in front of me and ask for a beating?"

The crazy Taoist shrank his neck and said with a dry smile: "The old Taoist just asked a few questions to my mother-in-law that day, why do you still hold a grudge?

Ask a few questions? Everyone was suspicious. What kind of question made the always good-tempered smiling mother-in-law turn black? They soon knew the answer, and the laughing mother-in-law said angrily: "Ask me a question? Your first question is to ask the old lady if she has ever been married; and the second question is to ask the old lady if she has ever given birth to a child. Huh! Crazy Taoist, you are not What is asking for a beating?”

Everyone rolled their eyes, is this guy tired? He actually came to tease my mother-in-law! That is a Holy Mother!

Zhang Jun was immediately speechless. He turned around as if he didn't recognize the person in front of him at all.

But before the facts were over, Master Ji jumped out again and accused the crazy Taoist of pulling out some of his magic medicine. Su Taidou even cursed loudly. It sounded like he made a bet with a crazy Taoist, but the other party cheated, and he lost a top-quality purple clay teapot. All in all, it seemed that the crazy Taoist had offended everyone at the scene. When he appeared, he was like a rat crossing the street, with everyone shouting to beat him.

In the face of everyone's accusations, the crazy Taoist still smiled. He pointed at Zhang Jun and said: "Everything I owe you has fallen on this kid. You can take him." Then he said with a straight face, "Old Taoist, today I came here on orders from Lord Shen Tian.”

Upon hearing Shen Tianjun's name, everyone felt awe-inspiring. Even Sun Xiaochan and Jiang Fengxian temporarily suppressed their war intentions and all looked over.

Seeing that the mad Taoist had attracted everyone's attention, he took out an ordinary piece of white paper from his pocket, held it up and read to everyone: "Heavenly Lord has spoken, a war is coming. All cultivators must value peace and fight together. Strong enemy!"

Everyone took a look at the ordinary piece of paper, and their expressions were all ugly. Do you want to order everyone with a blank piece of paper? Although Shen Tianjun is invincible in the world, he has been suppressed after all, so why is he still here?

Jiang Fengxian snorted heavily: "If Mr. Shen Tianjun comes in person, my little Kunlun may give me some face. If I only rely on a piece of paper, I will not be able to accept my order!"

The mad Taoist stared at Jiang Fengxian like an idiot, which made the latter feel very frightened and shouted: "What are you looking at?"

The crazy Taoist smiled "hehe" and shook the white paper in his hand: "Are you going to disobey Tianjun's order?"

Jiang Fengxian's heart suddenly thought, could it be that Shen Tianjun's clone has arrived? He didn't dare to speak too harshly, and said coldly: "It's child's play to make people obey orders with a piece of paper!"

"Is it child's play? Then you see clearly." The mad Taoist shook the white paper in his hand and made a "plop, plop, plop" sound, "It is blank. As long as I write a line of words on it, Tianjun's words will be in the air. Ring. Tianjun has great power and can change the energy of heaven and earth with just one word. What do you want me to write on it? "

Jiang Fengxian was shocked. He thought of the Daluo-level monk's "You have no joke", which could change the direction of the incident with just one sentence. Shen Tianjun is a person who has half a foot in Daluo, so he must have this ability. Thinking of this, he felt cold in his heart, and he didn't dare to push hard anymore.

The crazy Taoist laughed and said, "How about writing 'Jiang Fengxian died suddenly in a brothel within three days'? Or 'Little Kunlun was razed to the ground by hundreds of tribes'?"

"That's enough!" Jiang Fengxian's face turned dark immediately. No matter whether the note was true or not, he did not dare to take any risk. The Lord of Heaven, the Crown Prince of Heaven and Earth, commands from all directions, no one dares to disobey! Even heaven and earth must obey his orders, how much less him?

He took a deep breath, stared at Zhang Jun coldly, and said: "Boy, write down this account first, and I will settle it with you later!" After saying that, he ignored the others and left through the air.

As soon as he left, everyone suddenly felt relieved. Many of the secular monks sat down on the ground, unable to move.

Zhang Jun quickly walked up to the crazy Taoist and said with a smile: "Senior, when did you come?"

But the crazy Taoist wiped his sweat and said, "I was scared to death. I thought he wouldn't leave."

Zhang Jun was stunned for a moment, stared and asked, "Is this note of yours fake?"

"Of course it's a lie. Shen Tianjun is suppressed in a dangerous place. Where can I see him?" The crazy Taoist rolled his eyes and said, looking like you are an idiot.

Everyone was speechless, even the Holy Lord could be deceived! This old guy is so good at deceiving!

Zhang Jun didn't know what to say, but he was very grateful for the timely appearance of the crazy Taoist. He cupped his hands and said, "If it hadn't been for senior's intervention, a fierce battle would have been inevitable. Thank you very much."

The crazy Taoist pointed at Dahei and said: "It just happened to be a meeting, you're welcome. The reason why I came here is because I want to practice in seclusion, and there is no one to feed this dog, so I will give it back to you."

Zhang Jun: "Senior, you want to practice in seclusion?" As he said that, he looked through the Buddha's eyes, but he still couldn't tell the depth of the other party's cultivation.

"It's time to retreat." The crazy Taoist said with a bitter look on his face, "The old Taoist is not very popular and is often chased and beaten by others. Of course, he needs to improve before he can come out again."

Zhang Jun was shocked and was often chased? How many things must have been done that outraged both humans and gods!

Before he could say anything else, the mad Taoist waved his hand: "Let's go, let's meet again when you show your saintliness." As soon as he finished speaking, his figure gradually blurred until he completely disappeared.

"Several seniors may be able to tell the depth of the crazy Taoist's cultivation?" Seeing that he couldn't catch up, he turned around and asked Li Daojun and others.

Grandma Xiao frowned and said: "This crazy Taoist was very famous in the world at that time, but we didn't take it seriously. If you don't become a saint, you can't be considered powerful. It was only when we met last year that I realized that I couldn't see through him. With his cultivation, he seems to be returning to his true nature, he seems to be manifesting his sage, and he seems to have no cultivation at all.”

Others also nodded, and it seemed that they had the same view. Sun Xiaochan said with a dark face: "If I hadn't been able to see through him, I wouldn't have let him steal my jade chicken."

Zhang Jun fell into deep thought, where did the crazy Taoist come from? And what kind of cultivation is it? Why does he always appear at critical moments?