Chapter 1521 "The Family Has a Cheap Dog" Incident (Part 1)

The doomsday prophecy of the Mayans in the Land of the Dead is just an international joke that has cooled down for a long time. In 2012, most of the world was spent in the flames of war, and I will never come back.

2013 has officially arrived, and on New Year's Day, He Ming is still eating, drinking and having fun, and has no idea of ​​going to the earth for a New Year's feast.

It is true that the female version of Ha Toad Gong is now the most, most, and most must-have "thing" on the blue planet, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely none of it.

Yes, it doesn't matter if a man is ugly, especially in this new world, as long as an ugly man is worth tens of billions and a small toad, his appearance will suddenly become strange and beautiful, and many young models have even more exciting Thoughts?

But women must not be ugly, this can determine their destiny, don't believe the ghost saying that women change the world and lead the world, throughout history women really want to be in power, for example, Wu Zetian first became a power with a very moving appearance.

He Ming ignored women all over the world, the screams and tears of ordinary women.

It is true that the female version of Hama Gong is so easy to practice, it seems that it only needs a little energy from the abdominal muscle brother?

In fact, not even the energy of a single cell is used. But He Ming will not do stupid things. What's more, it's not human beings on the earth who are practicing. There are so many invisible beings. Higher beings are waiting around the earth day and night. As long as they start to practice, countless lives will be crowded so that the human beings on the earth will not be proud of their own population if they understand the truth. idea.

What's more, once the beneficiary becomes a female toad. Immediately stand on the opposite side of ordinary women.

This is the same reason as countless masters of toad kung fu asked Abba Muscle not to continue to hold the toad kung fu practice conference: Rare things are more valuable, people need class, and strong men need losers. Rich second generations need hanging silk, flowers need green leaves, and beauties need cow dung.

The incomparably huge new home, a grain of sand under the vast sky, is a beautiful resort. I saw the breeze from the perfect life planet blowing through a low and beautiful park. On the left is a world-like ocean beach mansions. Among the mansions dotted with stars, there is He Ming's home.

On the right is the dark forest and grassland in the breeze. hills. It is also covered with countless beautiful mansions.

A little farther away, there are deserts with wild sand, high mountains and flat lakes, and strange peaks everywhere. and under the sky. The fiery red, beautiful, and huge scorching sun creates an aesthetic like the ends of the world.

In a large pavilion in this park, all kinds of cute pets are sleeping around, because it is still in the morning.

Cosmic-level precious flowers can be seen everywhere. Inside the big pavilion is a huge and amazing sofa area, the area of ​​which is equal to more than a football field.

On a field on the left. He Ming had already woken up and was eating and drinking, and sitting beside him were a few fat loli fat girls who woke up with him. There is also a precious only son of his cheap brother-in-law, with two little girls and his two older sisters.

The two girls have been helping their half-brother, a chubby boy who is already very fat, like feeding balloons, feeding him a lot of delicious food.

Due to his super foodie attributes, this little fat boy has become very good friends with He Ming, a few foodie fat Lolita Fatty.

He Ming also didn't expect that this little baby who was just born with amazing aura would grow into such a fat little chubby boy in a short period of time.

However, the little fat boy has already used the high-level power system carefully prepared for him, and now he can digest it after eating too much. The reason why he changed his body into this state unconsciously is because he obviously felt that the elders I like his appearance, so I changed into this appearance step by step.

Otherwise, no matter how much delicious food you eat, you can easily digest it if you want to. Of course, He Ming thinks that children always have simple minds, no matter what kind of super wisdom they have, but if super wisdom is not inspired, they will never have adulthood. The human mind will not make full use of superintelligence.

"Hey, I'll let you enjoy watching it, mortals."

Waking up early in the morning, while eating and drinking, He Ming is doing some interesting work at a certain point in the literary world of street stalls on the earth.

That's right, several cosmic street stall literature with hundreds of millions of words were updated in one go.

Once released, once completed.

By the way, it is also on the shelves in an instant. A certain point is deeply honored, after all, other hacker authors do not have this technology at all.

This incomparable literary masterpiece is becoming more and more obsessed and addicted to this kind of literature all over the world, especially after taking genius brain pills, they can better understand this kind of literary art that makes me desperate because it is impossible to surpass.

A Dream of Red Mansions has so many researchers, this cosmic-level literary classic, at least hundreds of millions of people on earth and countless intelligent beings in the universe have devoted time, life, passion and soul to it.

This is a lonely and endless pursuit, because when literature reaches this level, it is definitely not a literature, but many, many things.

Something so complex that it can only be described with advanced intelligence.

This is a great art that encompasses countless.

So He Ming knew that he was doing something stupid and immoral.

Because it is really a crime for people on earth to suddenly see such art, because this is a literature of literature that is hard to see no matter how many years human beings on earth have developed.

Of course, he dismissed it. Has he done a lot of this kind of thing? Fine paintings like paintings are even more "scary" fine paintings.

He took out many top products that should have driven many stupid monkeys who were absolutely overwhelmed.

He Ming dismissed such stupid monkeys, people, especially monkeys, must be self-aware.

It's like in the old days, with the fighting power of a "sexy year" every three days, he still wants to conquer Zhiling's sister? Thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, don't you know, people are tigers and wolves, and the rookie wants to eat tigers and wolves? fart.

"Hahaha, monkeys have always been considerate and talented."

The countless comments from the monkeys did not disappoint him, not at all. There is no past, there is no present, and there is no future.

He Ming laughed so that the fat loli and fat girls suddenly showed contemptuous flat-mouthed expressions, oh my god, Laodou is playing monkey again... It's early in the morning!

"Leave him alone. Eat by yourself."

Sitting cross-legged on an exquisite artificial fur blanket, the little chubby boy looked at He Ming curiously, his two eyes seemed to be the source of mysterious beauty crowded with aura.

His two older sisters immediately picked up the new delicacies and handed them over as they spoke. The little fat boy happily ate it with a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

He Mingcai didn't care about these bad boys, he leaned on the back of the sofa. Munching a pie made of countless fruits and cakes, milk, etc., and endlessly drinking drinks in oversized bottles. You can refer to an oxygen tank, or a gas tank.

He's had enough of human drink bottles!

Hands quickly move a large amount of information on the light curtain.

First of all, it can be seen from a piece of colorful information that since the sea battle, Smecta seems to have dominated Southeast Asia in an instant. Southeast Asia becomes the color of the golden Smecta power map. It looks like it has the aesthetics of a map.

But if you look closely, you can see the red world coalition forces, densely packed with small red dots distributed throughout Southeast Asia. Going underground again, the little red dots have formed a red map, or networks one by one.

This means that Smecta needs to fight hard to capture all the areas step by step, or occupy the ground, occupy the fortress without attacking the underground world.

Now the war on earth, the underground world should be the most important battlefield. Because in the underground world, the advantages of super-industrial countries will be subject to many restrictions, and bloody underground offensive and defensive warfare must be carried out with robots or elite soldiers.

And war is omnipotent.

Then move on to other information. I saw interesting information about the earth, as well as the latest important information in the universe. At the end, there are countless new blockbuster movies, various games, and various delicacies. He Ming only needs to think about it, and everything can be obtained immediately, which is really wonderful Touching super information life.

"Breakfast, I choose to watch blockbuster movies." He Ming nodded and said, he is not tired of playing Zombie Armageddon, if he plays a new game, it will be difficult to pick up and play again.

This is an unimaginable game choice for humans on earth, because in the real world, immortal life is permanently healthy, and every game is so fun, not to mention that human beings like the new and dislike the old, so it is difficult to pick up other games after playing one.

Giving up halfway is not acceptable for perfectionists and mild obsessive-compulsive disorder patients.

According to He Ming's choice of watching movies, they are usually particularly exciting, especially "hot", or especially funny, scary, or sad. He only watches them when he is with his beautiful wife.

Of course, a movie will be watched for a long time.

He Ming lightly clicked, a country in Shanmeng that mainly develops entertainment, civilization and economy, the latest super blockbuster debuted.

The first picture is between the mountains and the sea, a very real and beautiful planet, the world is like a beautiful scene in late autumn.

At the beginning of the movie, the content is that a very stupid guy starts a very stupid adventure.

It's the type of warrior adventure, and the moment the hero's face appears, you can feel what it means to be true.

In less than ten minutes, He Ming almost died of laughter again. It's really funny, but the breasts of the heroine who just came out are so "hot".

"Master, you have visitors. Important visitors."

"Quack quack, go on an adventure, Hot Chicken Squad!"

In the actor's stupid lines, suddenly there was an extra message, He Ming began to chew a bag of some kind of super hot man-made universe dried fish, and immediately clicked on it with a face full of spicy expressions.

He can also be "spicy", and because of the extraordinary senses, such as super taste buds, the spicy feeling is even more refreshing.

No, a few chubby second generations cast "I admire" eyes on "Papa", and they also find it difficult to eat particularly spicy or unpalatable food. There are also vegetables, for example, human mothers must force themselves to eat some every day, which is really miserable.

The visitor who will definitely ask for it seems to "walk" in from the outside of the big pavilion in a blink of an eye. He Ming is really too lazy to get up and pretend to be in this environment. It is unnecessary anyway, and he is not a human being.

Many little fat boys who had rushed over from the big pavilion, and many vixens who had just come to have breakfast at the same place as Brother Abdominal cast curious glances, suddenly showed surprise, and immediately stood up to express courtesy.

Because the comer has a very high status, she is the goddess of management in the country of the three ladies, and also belongs to the "national leader" who can often be seen from the news and TV in the Shanmeng.

Unexpectedly, it was "she" who came to visit Brother Abdominal.

I saw that "she" was wearing an ancient and mysterious uniform, and the color was full of a strange mysterious power, which made it seem like an energy group was constantly changing.

"She" was five meters tall, and she floated over again, looking down in front of He Ming. He Ming must have enough energy, she must have a creepy feeling.

The facial features of "her" are old-fashioned, like an ancient goddess with no expression on her face. Looking at her, she will never have any low-level and touching pleasures for the real goddess.

At the same time, there is no obvious figure, and what low-level monkeys can appreciate is only a slightly stronger athletic type, that's all.

After "she" bowed her head to He Ming, she said in a calm and bright voice: "Great human being, the reason why I came to ask to see you in person is because Shanmeng asked you to investigate an incident with us. Or You can help us resolve this incident."

ps: the first update. To be continued...