Chapter 694: Twelve Zodiac Signs
The experience of donating to the Matthew Davis Cancer Research Foundation in the name of Cathy was very fresh, but it was just an episode in daily life, and Zhang Zian quickly put it in the corner of memory. -79 Novels-
Life has to go on, so from waking up in the morning, he practiced boxing, cleaned up, and started his daily business work as usual.
Lu Yiyun came to work with Jasmine on her back and the digital code in her arms.
After a while, Wang Gan and Li Kun, who hadn't seen each other for a few days, came to the store in new clothes, beaming with souvenirs.
"Come on, everyone, let's try it. The homemade ones we brought from home are absolutely clean and hygienic." They distributed snacks and snacks with local characteristics to Zhang Zian and Lu Yiyun, nothing more than smoked fish, Smoked meat, cured fish, cured meat, and fish and meat whose recipes cannot be named, but they are ok to eat, and the local methods of the farmhouse have a special flavor.
However, Zhang Zian was more concerned about another question, "How much lucky money did you get during the Chinese New Year?"
They counted on their fingers.
"I'm 3400."
"Haha, I have 3800, and I can almost change to a new mobile phone, but unfortunately I can't afford an Apple."
"So many?" Zhang Zian leaned on the broom with an envious look on his face.
"Well, this year is more than in previous years. One is because our relatives know that we have won three good students, so they give extra. Second, we will graduate from college after this year, and we will no longer receive lucky money. This is the last supper. " Wang Gan said regretfully.
Zhang Zian thought for a while, and came up with a bad idea: "How about delaying graduation?"
Wang Gan and Li Kun: "...Master, don't be crowed, it's Chinese New Year..."
Lu Yiyun was also very envious, but she didn't 'cut in' and just silently ate the snacks in her hand.
"By the way, you go to the vegetable market first and buy two fresh crucian carp." Zhang Zian ordered.
"Oh, the cat in the store gave birth to kittens, right? We read about it in the official account, but there's nothing we can do to help..." They immediately understood, "The fish in our place is either smoked or pickled. Nothing new."
"Stop talking nonsense, go quickly, go back quickly, I'm still waiting for the stew."
Zhang Zian sent them out, cleaned the store first, and asked Lu Yiyun to clean the branch next door.
With the New Year holidays over,
Businesses around Zhonghua Road have reopened one after another, and fish vendors in the vegetable market have reopened their stalls, allowing Wang Qian and Li Kun to buy fish every day, and Xiaoxue doesn't need to send fish.
It was very rare for Fina not to take a nap on the cat climbing frame today, but staring at the passers-by outside curiously, and asked, "Has something happened in this country today? Why do all the passers-by look so mournful?"
"It's a big deal, because the 'Spring Festival' holiday is over, which means that I have to go to work today, and after a while, the students will start school." Zhang Zian replied while sweeping the floor.
"Hmph, is such a lazy and lazy attitude the proper demeanor of the servants of the Kingdom of God? My palace will send them all to build the pyramids!" Fina said commandingly.
"Okay, okay, we must build a big and strong one that won't collapse for a thousand years, or ten thousand years." Zhang Zian responded indifferently, and told himself that if he was serious with it, he would lose.
"That's right, anyway, this country has a large population." Fina yawned contentedly, and asked as if remembering something: "By the way, these days the TV has been talking about saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. Ning and the like, what do you mean?"
"The 'chicken' dog restless? It means that the 'chicken' goes down and the dog goes up! Don't use idioms..." He explained dumbfoundingly: "This refers to the twelve zodiac signs. When the 'chicken' is over, it is a dog, and when the dog is over, it is a dog. It’s a pig, and it reincarnates every twelve years.”
"Oh, so that's the case." Fina thought for a while, and asked seriously: "Where is that cat? In front of the 'chicken'?"
"Well..." Zhang Zian was at a loss for words for a moment, there are no cats in the Chinese zodiac, and all Chinese people know it, but how to explain it to this cat who thinks he is good at frying chicken?
He looked to Lao Cha for help, but Lao Cha pushed down the brim of his bamboo hat and concentrated on watching TV.
Femas was lying on the edge of the couch. Although it was not asleep yet, it closed its eyes tightly, as if it was pretending to be dead, determined not to get into this 'turbid' water.
Fina checked her face, her face drooped immediately.
Zhang Zian was quick-witted and tried to pass the test by being "fooled" and "confusing": "When the pig is finished, it is a rat, when the rat is finished, it is a cow, when the cow is finished, it is a cat..."
The word "cat" is spoken very loudly, and the word "ke" is spoken very weakly.
Tigers belong to the cat family, so there's nothing wrong with that, right?
But his cleverness did not escape Fina's ears.
"Cat family? What is cat family?" Fina stared at him coldly, "I advise you to tell the truth, otherwise if I know from π that you are fooling me again, hum ..."
It hummed meaningfully, and Zhang Zian shuddered when he heard it, feeling that it was a mistake for him to encourage π to write.
"Meow meow meow! Your Majesty, this stinky man is mouthing 'flowers' and 'flowers' again!"
Of course, the snow lion is indispensable at this time, it 'licked' its paws and stared at Zhang Zian's crotch maliciously, "He is fooling you, Your Majesty, there are no cats in the Chinese zodiac, the so-called cat family is actually It's a tiger!"
"Tiger?" Fina's surprise even surpassed anger, "There is no cat in the twelve zodiac signs? Then you tell me which twelve zodiac signs are there?"
"Meow, meow! If you think about it, it should be rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens, dogs...and him!" Snow Lion pointed at Zhang Zian.
"You are the pig!" He was unwilling to be humiliated.
"Bah, bah, bah! Calling you a pig is flattering you, and a pig is more popular than you, a stinky man who talks about 'flowers' all the time!" The snow lion bared its teeth and claws in demonstration.
"Mice can be selected? And non-existent animals like dragons can 'mix' in to join in the fun? But without my majestic cat family!" Fei Na said angrily: "What's wrong with this world? The person who made the twelve zodiac signs They should be sent to build the pyramids!"
"Because your cat clan hadn't been introduced to China when you formulated the zodiac signs. By the time you came too late, it had already been decided..." Zhang Zian answered truthfully, "Rats were infested at that time. Natural enemies, people respect and fear mice, if there were cats at that time, probably there would be no such thing as mice.”
"It's not too late to make up for it. The Palace has already decided that from the next Year of the Rat, all people born in the Year of the Rat will belong to cats!" Fina said self-righteously, "It's okay to change all the twelve zodiac signs to cats. What Siamese cats, British shorthair cats, Ragdoll cats... just take turns. Of course, Egyptian cats should be ranked first!"
Zhang Zian: "..." Fortunately, ancient Egypt did not rule the world, otherwise I would probably belong to the German volume...