Chapter 1494 Glib

Judging from his skin color and appearance, this thief seems to be a Mexican, and like many Mexicans, he is very talkative, muttering non-stop, hoping to scare Femas away, seeing that it is unmoved, he changed another one. With a bad face, he hid the knife behind his back, took out a piece of chocolate, peeled it off and threw it to it.

The bottom of the skateboard turned upside down, the wheels were still idling, and his body was covered in mud. It seemed that he fell down because of the uneven road after running here, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Otherwise, it would be really difficult to catch up with this kid.

Of course, it is impossible for Famus to be attracted by chocolate, and chocolate is poisonous to dogs, but it pretended to be attracted by chocolate and lowered its head to sniff. With its acting skills, it easily fooled the Mexican thief. He thought it had been fooled, and turned around to slip into the woods, but as soon as he turned around, he was thrown down from behind by Femas, and the knife flew to the side.

"No! No! No!"

He felt the hot breath on the back of his neck, and he yelled in terror, thinking Phimus was going to bite him.

Zhang Zian parked the car on the side of the road, trotted a few steps over, kicked the knife farther, then picked up Xiaoxue's backpack and dusted off the dirt.

"You...is this dog yours? Tell it to leave!" the thief wailed.

Femas's entire body weight was on him, and he didn't dare to struggle for fear of angering the dog and being bitten.

The weather was bad, Zhang Zian looked around and saw that there was not even half a person in the vicinity, it was very quiet, so he squatted down leisurely.

"Wait... wait! Hey! Why are you taking off my pants? Could it be..." The thief turned his face to the side, and suddenly felt that he was being pulled down by someone in his sweatpants, and his expression changed drastically.

Richard landed on his lap in a mischievous manner, hooked his unbelted sports pants with bird claws and pulled them down, and imitated Zhang Zian's voice and said: "Be bitten by it or be anal by me, you choose one .”

"Oh...then be gentle...you will let me go after this..."

Unexpectedly, the thief was quite knowledgeable about current affairs, so he chose the latter option without thinking, and even pouted his butt in cooperation...

Zhang Zian: "..."

Who are these people!

Richard lost interest, "Gah! It's boring if you don't resist!"

"Aren't you coming?" The thief felt a little disappointed that his pants stopped on his buttocks and he didn't pull down any further, so he quickly pulled up his pants.

This man was filthy and smelly. He hadn't showered for an unknown number of days. He was wearing a wool cap with a bald head, and he didn't have a single valuable thing on his body.

Zhang Zian originally planned to turn him over to the police station, but seeing his distressed appearance, he didn't want to have physical contact with him, and after going to the police station, he had to file a record and make a record, which felt very troublesome, so why not give him some After the son taught him a lesson, he was released.

"Do you do this often?" Zhang Zian asked.

The thief was taken aback, and argued as if insulted: "No! I only sleep with people I like! I'm not a random person!"

Zhang Zian: "...I'm asking about stealing someone else's bag."

"Huh? Oh, no, I... I'm the first time, really, you have to believe me, I swear in the name of God, I swear on the name of my eighty-year-old grandmother, I really am the first time! Please forgive me, okay?" The thief swore with his eyes wide open, although his expression matched well, it sounded fake, how could an inexperienced person pry open the car door so quickly.

"I warn you, if you dare to attack Chinese tourists again..." Zhang Zian knew that he was lying, but he didn't bother to expose him. He gave him a warning and then hurried back to the restaurant to finish the remaining seafood spaghetti, not to waste it.

"Chinese tourist? Are you a Chinese tourist? My God! If I knew you were a Chinese tourist, I would never have done this! I like China, and I also like Shanghai, the capital of China. My aunt married I bought a Chinese, so I'm half Chinese! Don't believe me, do you think my eyes are black? I also have yellow skin, but the color is a little darker! God, what a misunderstanding, I thought you were Korean. Look, you know, I hate Koreans the most..." The thief chattered on and on, almost calling him brothers.

Zhang Zian: "..."

This kind of glib Mexicans are very troublesome. When they see people talk about people, they talk nonsense, and they try their best to get close like dog skin plaster. They also use this shameless way to chase girls. There are girls who really like this.

Richard squeezed his eyes, meaning: Reasoning doesn't seem to work, so let's anal him decisively!

Zhang Zian gave Femas a wink, and the latter understood, and lowered his head to the thief's ear, barking loudly a few times, scaring him so much that he almost lost control of himself.

"No! No! Don't bite me! Don't bite me!" He tremblingly hugged his head, not daring to say any more.

Zhang Zian really didn't know how to teach him a lesson, so beat him up, it's too much, and it also dirty his hands.

"What's your name?"

"I... my name is Fernando Lambias de Azvado," replied the thief.

Damn, this name is really long!

"I remember your name. Get up, get out! Don't let me see you again, and don't steal bags from Chinese tourists again." Zhang Zian warned.

Fimas moved away from the thief unwillingly, and it took a lot of effort to catch up with him, so it just let him go, feeling really incomprehensible.

At first, Fernand couldn't believe that Zhang Zian let him go just like that. After a while, he found out that it was true, so he quickly got up from the ground and dusted the dirt. He didn't dare to look directly into Zhang Zian's eyes, and desperately wanted to pick up the knife, but Femas held the knife with his front paws, and growled at him warningly.

"Can it give me back the knife?" Fernando said humbly.

"Let you use a knife to rob and threaten others? No way! Get a skateboard and get out before I change my mind!" Zhang Zian flatly refused.

"No no, you misunderstood, I have to have a self-defense guy, you know? Otherwise I will meet other homeless people, I may get beaten, and the goddamn coyote, I was followed by a coyote last time Chase, I was almost bitten! After I enter the forest, if I don’t have a knife, my neck may be bitten off when I wake up..." Fernando picked up the skateboard and put it under his arm, still not giving up his knife.

These words did not sound like a lie, but there was another word that caught Zhang Zian's attention.

"Forest? What forest? What are you doing in the forest?"

Fernando smiled obsequiously, and pointed to the north, "Redwood Forest Park, someone over there said they would give us free food and a place to live."