Chapter 1014: A Group of Cats Broke In

Zhang Zian hung up the phone, dumbfounded, Ke Shaohui asked him to persuade everyone to evacuate the scene, but he had already persuaded them, and they didn't take it seriously.

For those who do not have relevant knowledge, it is difficult to imagine that the corpse of a whale will explode, and the road to popularization of science has a long way to go.

After all, neither the relevant departments of Binhai City nor the people of Binhai City are mentally prepared for the arrival of whales. After a while, people get used to the existence of whales, and they will not mobilize crowds to watch a whale die on the shore. .

But what now?

He looked at the whale carcass and more and more onlookers secretly worried.

Turning his head, he saw Vladimir wandering leisurely around, so he beckoned to it.

"Vladimir, come here."

"What's the matter?" It trotted over.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Zhang Zian asked in a low voice, "Is there... your Miaomiao branch around here?"

Vladimir rolled his eyes and replied vaguely: "It seems to be there."

"If there are, can you ask them to help." He pointed to the melon-eating crowd around the whale carcass, "Drive these idlers away from here."

Vladimir did not rush to agree, but asked: "How to drive them away? If we use scratching, scratching, and biting, humans will have a worse impression of stray cats, right? Class conflicts will further deepen... …although it’s pretty deep now.”

"You don't need to be so violent, you just need to let them do this." Zhang Zian explained his thoughts.

After hearing this, Vladimir narrowed his eyes, and said with a half-smile: "It stands to reason that struggle is not about treating guests to dinner, or making articles, or painting and embroidering. You can't be so gentle, courteous, courteous, and frugal. Preserve our vital forces, and don't make unnecessary sacrifices... I think your method is quite interesting, so let me do it."

After speaking, it ran away in a flash, jumped into the grass and disappeared.

Zhang Zian can only wait now, there is no need to waste words.

After maybe a few minutes, the grass on the side of the road suddenly shook a few times, and an orange cat with a full face rushed out like a tank, followed by stray cats of various colors, black, white, gray, The variegated ones dazzled the eyes. After a rough count, there were at least twenty or thirty of them.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Zian was secretly surprised. Are there so many stray cats around here? And being assembled by Vladimir in a very short period of time, this terrible operational efficiency can only be matched by the army.

The sudden appearance of a group of stray cats immediately attracted the attention of the people who were eating melons. Not only the group of young people who were busy taking selfies, their eyes lit up as if they had discovered a new world, but the two waves of people who were tired from quarreling were also somewhat diverted by this group of stray cats. Attention, the few bear children who caused trouble stopped crying and stared at the group of cats intently.

Some of the melon-eaters present have cats at home, and they have some understanding of the habits of cats. They know that cats are not social animals. Unless the two cats grew up together, strange adult cats are likely to fight when they meet.

They were all surprised, why did this group of stray cats gather together, and why did they suddenly appear here?

After the stray cats appeared, they did not approach the crowd one by one, but first gathered near a high ground on the beach and adjusted their formation. The big and slow cats stood in front, and the small and fast cats stayed behind. In the back, it looks like a well-trained soldier is waiting for some order.

Vladimir was the last one to rush out of the grass. He inspected the phalanx of stray cats, nodded in satisfaction, and pointed in the direction of the whale carcass: "Comrade meow, go!"

Following its command, the orange cat with a full face rushed out first, followed by other stray cats.

Seeing these stray cats rushing like crazy, the melon-eating crowd staying near the whale carcass couldn't help but panic, and hurried to avoid it.

Of course, there are also people who claim to be pro-cat physique,

He stayed where he was and didn't move, but bent down and wanted to stroke the cat by the way.

"Meow, come, meow."

The orange cat rushed in front of the man, slammed on the brakes and flicked its tail. Despite its size, its center of gravity was quite stable, and its small eyes seemed to say: Brother is strong, not puffy!

The man didn't understand what was going on, but saw the orange cat raised its tail, exposed its cloaca, and spewed out a stream of urine!

And the quantity is huge!

It is directly proportional to the size of this orange cat!

Cat urine is notoriously smelly and stinky, and the smell left behind is difficult to get rid of. It is almost impossible to wash off the clothes after it gets on. Even cats can't stand their own urine smell.

There are two types of cat urine, one is normal urination, which is manifested as a puddle of urine, and the other is spurting urine caused by estrus, territory grabbing or nervousness, which is manifested as a stream of urine.

The frequency of spraying urine can be greatly reduced through neutering surgery, but this group of stray cats... basically have not been sterilized, and even neutered cats may not be completely incapable of spraying urine.

The man bent down and stretched out his hand to rub the cat, but he didn't expect that what awaited him was a stream of urine, and he was sprayed with a hand of urine when he was caught off guard. His face, neck and clothes were also stained, and the stench was unbearable. .

The urine spray used to divide the territory is generally not sprayed all at once, after all, it is impossible to delineate the boundary with a single urine stain. The orange cat didn't finish urinating either, turned around and rushed towards another person, followed by a tail flick!

The other person next to him is a fat man. He saw the tragic situation of the first person, and he was prepared in advance. When he saw the situation was not good, he ran away, saying that he couldn't get sprayed in the face... If the other person was a beautiful woman, it would be fine Discuss, forget about the orange cat who is also a fat house.

The cats in the family are well-clothed and well-fed, and the urine they spit out is unbearable, not to mention these stray cats who have been eating and sleeping in the open, the lethality of cat urine is at least twice that of domestic cats, and it is already comparable to biochemical weapons. !

Other stray cats then rushed into the crowd, spraying left and right, causing the melon-eaters to turn their backs on their backs, holding their noses and fleeing in a hurry—they came here to watch the excitement, and they didn't want to mess themselves up for the excitement. It's okay to be sprayed on the face and hands by cat urine, but if it is sprayed on the clothes, the clothes will be useless.

The smell at the scene was so stinky, even the rotten smell of the whale carcass was covered up, and even more than ten meters away, the smell caused headaches.

Standing on a high place, Vladimir judged the situation and planned strategies. Seeing how brave the cats were, especially the orange cat with a swollen face, he seemed to be in no one's land. I'm General Orange!"