Chapter 118 This Doctor Is Not Serious

The two couldn't argue, and a middle-aged man covered his mouth and cursed vaguely, "Have you guys settled your argument? Which one should I start with?"

"left."

"right."

The young woman and the old lady said in unison.

"Isn't this Dr. Mu?"

The old lady suddenly called to Muchun. Muchun turned around and saw that it was Grandma Wu Fangmei.

"Grandma, good morning, I'm here to see my teeth."

"Dr. Mu, you're here at the right time. Tell this little girl, the medical record card is the first one from that side."

"Ah? I know this so well."

Muchun really didn't know that no patient in the Psychosomatic Department had ever quarreled over seeing a doctor first.

I'm so envious. There are already so many people queuing up before the ENT clinic even starts.

"It's all about looking at your teeth. Why make any noise?"

later patients complained.

"Oh, you don't know, there are quarrels here every day. The teeth seem to be the slowest, and people with toothaches can't wait."

"That's right. I heard that Dr. Huang has a lot of patients. She uses both treatment rooms for treatment. When she gets busy, she runs from left to right. While waiting for the anesthetic to take effect, she goes to the other side to extract teeth. , one person can see two patients at the same time.”

"There's nothing I can do. Sometimes, I worry that she can't figure it out. Once I saw her extracting a patient's teeth, but the patient couldn't tell which one to pull out, so she just knocked one by one until she finally got there. When a bad tooth occurs, the patient pees his pants in pain.”

"Ah, I really peed my pants."

"It's true. You don't know, dentists are really scary. Going to a dentist is just like a zoo, where a tiger extracts a lion's teeth."

The patients complained noisily to the doctor, and at the same time waited eagerly for the doctor to put on a white coat and put on a mask and come out to call the number.

"Doctor Mu, let me tell you, this woman is mentally ill. She came here last week and she also wanted to be the first one. I had an argument with her last week."

"Ah, I can't control this matter. You are not a patient in my department. Please ask the nurse."

After Muchun dismissed Wu Fangmei, he walked quickly towards the fifth floor.

Chu Sisi actually arrived earlier than Mu Chun, who was never late, and was lying on the table writing something unknown.

"I saw a YouTube feed this morning, and guess what I saw?"

"What?"

"Someone actually made a video of their obsessive-compulsive symptoms and posted it online. Some people commented that Mr. Linan should be consulted about this disease. It seems that Li Nan's matter has flown overseas."

"Very good. It seems that there are many such patients abroad."

Just as Mu Chun was about to pour herself a cup of coffee, a woman raised her head and knocked on the door hesitantly.

The door is obviously open, but even if there are patients who are particularly polite, they always knock on the door.

Wouldn't it be nice to come in early and pay for the doctor's treatment?

This is Muchun's heartfelt voice.

"I heard the doctors here are good."

"Ah, the hospitals are all good doctors, and they do their best."

"No, I don't think so."

Muchun looked at the patient and then at the outpatient system of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

"Are you Mei Xiaonuan?"

"it's me."

"Ah, you look bad."

"Yeah?"

Mu Chun recognized that this Mei Xiaonuan was the young woman who had a quarrel with Wu Fangmei at the dentistry.

"Well, it's a little bit. Your face is a little yellow, and you're very thin. Are you 80 pounds?"

"I'm 90 pounds. Doctor, please take a closer look before you speak."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you are 165 centimeters tall."

"168 centimeters."

"Oh, I said it wrong again."

Mu Chun scratched his head and said, "This is the height of a girl I liked on the blind date website, 165cm. I'm really sorry."

Mei Xiaonuan put one hand on the table, looked around the mind and body department with both eyes, and then said slowly, "I want to do a full body examination."

"Okay, a full-body exam is necessary. I always recommend my patients to have a full-body exam."

After hearing what Mu Chun said, Mei Xiaonuan raised the corners of her mouth and smiled with satisfaction.

With a smile still on her face, Mei Xiaonuan took the medical records back from Mu Chun.

"Eh? The medical records are to be handed over to the doctor for treatment. How can I treat you with them?"

"I mean"

Mei Xiaonuan glanced at Chu Sisi, who immediately said, "Director Mu, I'm going to the internal medicine department to get an examination report. The patient will need it later."

"Okay, Dr. Chu, by the way, you can go to Dr. Shen from the Department of Surgery later to pick up the patients who are coming for follow-up consultation at nine o'clock. I'm afraid I haven't finished here yet and the patients will be waiting in a hurry. At nine o'clock in a while There are still patients who want to come for a full body check-up."

Chu Sisi just said one thing, but Muchun shamelessly made up such a bunch of lies. How could there be a patient? How could there be a patient?

"It seems that the business on the fifth floor is also very good. I'm still looking for something different."

"Ah, is this your first time coming to our hospital?"

Muchun asked knowingly.

"Ah, it's just a full-body examination. You don't need medical records. It's just a matter of issuing some blood tests or something."

"There are hundreds of blood tests, and the whole-body examination should also have a focus. For example, a general full-body examination is similar to a physical examination. The blood test sheet includes blood routine, liver function and the two most common tumor markers. ,that's it."

"The most common tumor marker? What is it?"

"CEA, carcinoembryonic antigen, AFP, alpha-fetoprotein."

Mei Xiaonuan's face darkened. What was it all for checking?

Mu Chun scratched his head, "Ah, CEA is so commonly used in lung cancer, breast cancer, various intestinal tumors, medullary thyroid cancer... almost every cancer patient, if they want to test tumor markers, the doctor will prescribe it CEA.

Approximately 70% of rectal cancers, 55% of pancreatic cancers, 50% of gastric cancers, 45% of lung cancers, 40% of breast cancers, 40% of urinary tract cancers, 25% of ovarian cancers, and cholangiocarcinoma/thyroid cancer patients, Elevated CEA may occur.

For general physical examination, CEA is now a standard examination item. "

Muchun said while rummaging through the drawers.

"My paper and pen are missing."

Mu Chun opened the drawer for a while, got under the table for a while, and scratched his head for a while.

Mei Xiaonuan looked uncomfortable all over and had gone to so many doctors. Why did this doctor look so unlike a doctor?

He must be a new little doctor. Although he is also called a director, his name is also very tacky, Mu Chun Mu Chun, which does not sound like the name of a serious person.

Mei Xiaonuan gently arranged her hair, and finally touched her earrings, the new limited edition planet earrings she bought after receiving her salary last month.

Hey, forget it, how could such a man know how to appreciate such tasteful things.

This physical and mental department is also very strange. It is completely different from other outpatient clinics. It even has a treadmill. I don’t know if it is for patients or the doctor himself to keep in shape.