Biwen Recruiting Relatives (6)

Chapter 747

"Listen well, the first couplet: Longevity is longer than Nanshan, the mountain is not old, old man, life is rich, well-fed, food is delicious, ranks among the top three, Taiwan enjoys glory and wealth!" Fang Tu looked at Yifeng and said with a sneer .

Yi Feng felt surprised when he heard Fang Tu's words, he didn't expect this old guy to be quite talented. Using this sentence to irony their sarcasm, even boasted himself with his birthday.

When all the talented scholars heard this couplet, they also thought about it one by one, and frowned tightly. This made Fangtu snort proudly.

"Pan An?" The thin monkey also looked at Yifeng worriedly, if Yifeng didn't get it right, then the ship's talent would be ashamed.

When Yi Feng heard Shouhou's worried cry, he gave a reassuring look, which made Shouhou and the others relax.

"Old guy, it's good! The second line: Blessings are like the East China Sea, the sea is vast, a big old man, with a human face and a beast heart, and a bad heart. What an old bastard, he will die in the end, and there will be no place to die!"

"Good! Good!" As soon as Yifeng read out the second couplet, all the talented scholars applauded and looked at Yifeng with a little more admiration in their eyes. Although this couplet is not difficult, it takes such a short time to match it, and it also scolded the other party. Without a certain amount of quick wit and talent, it is impossible to do it.

When Fang Tu heard Yi Feng's couplet, his face changed suddenly, and then he came up with the next couplet: "Two apes cut wood in the mountain, and this monkey can also saw each other (sentence)."

Without even thinking about it, Yi Feng replied: "A horse is stuck in the mud, how can this animal get its hooves (question)?"

"Pan An is good, Pan An is good." Shou Hou and the others shouted loudly, trying not to beat Yi Feng, they made two pairs easily. Shou Hou also knew that Yi Feng was not only good at sitting in pornography, Talent and learning are equally powerful.

The old referee also supported Hu when he heard Yifeng's two consecutive pairs.

"Ants walk along the locust tree, gnats shake the tree, fools pretend to be the roost!"

"Cicadas don't know the snow, ants get their ambitions, when will the villain quit!"

"Rice sorghum, sorghum, wheat, millet, these bastards, which one is the gentleman!"

"Poems and books, Yi Li Chunqiu, many scriptures, why ask Lao Tzu!"

"Haha! Pan An, you are too good to beat this shameless old wretch!"

"Yeah! Get rid of this old guy!"

The fat man and the thin monkey saw that Yi Feng was at his fingertips, and they didn't worry about it any more, and they shouted loudly in support.

Fang Tu saw him in four pairs against four pairs, and every time he scolded back, he didn't take advantage of it at all. His face changed several times.

Those referees also showed smiles on their faces. They had never seen such a fierce scolding, using couplets to scold so neatly. These referees had to admit that both of them had some talent, but they had to admit it. Yifeng is even better!

"I am superior and prestige, showing the courage of a tiger!"

"You're so cheap, showing half of your head!" "Miao, Miao! Pan An, if you were a woman, I would definitely fall in love with you." The fat man clapped his hands loudly.

"In one village and two miles, there are three fathers and sons who don't know the Four Books and Five Classics, but dare to teach seven sons to be very bold!"

"Ten households and nine poverty-stricken people collected eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents, and four miles, but they are half-hearted and single-minded. Scum!"

"Puchi..."

The crowd couldn't bear it any longer, they laughed out loud and gave Yifeng a thumbs up. One by one shouted: "High! High!"

Those maids who didn't pay attention to Yifeng at first also looked at Yifeng one by one, their faces were like peach blossoms, which made Yifeng want to pounce on him.

"Referee, I wonder who will win this time?" Yi Feng turned to look at the referee and said.

"Of course Mr. Pan An won. Hehe, Mr. You have a great talent. It's an old man who lost his eyes." The referee also looked at Yifeng with kind eyes. For the Li family, they all respect talented people. .

"Hehe! Then announce the result!" Yi Feng said with a smile.

"Pan An! You forgot one thing and didn't do it. Throw this pervert into the river!" The fat man reminded Yifeng.

When everyone heard this sentence, they looked at Yifeng, but they were not very hopeful about such a thing. After all, Yifeng looked young, although he was talented, how could he deal with a general?

But to everyone's surprise, Yi Feng laughed loudly and said, "Okay, I'll just listen to everyone's opinions."

After Yifeng finished speaking, he walked towards Fangtu.

"Hmph!" Fang Tu wasn't worried at all. He was a senior general, so he didn't think a kid could throw him into the river.

"Old man. In order to prevent Mengran from seeing you lose your appetite, I will give you a ride!"

After Yifeng finished speaking, his figure flashed and kicked towards the opponent fiercely.

Fang Tu's originally disdainful eyes, after touching the strength of Yi Feng's kick, his face changed drastically, and he looked at Yi Feng in disbelief. But it's too late. Yifeng's kick was so powerful that Fangtu turned into a parabola and flew out of the window of the boat, and then everyone heard the sound of falling into the water.

Everyone stared blankly at this scene, staring at Yifeng with their mouths wide open, their eyes also filled with shock: That's a general, how could he be kicked away so easily? Is this called Pan An's strength so strong? !

Those maids who had a secret love for Yifeng all looked at Yifeng with fiery eyes. A young man with all talents in civil and military affairs, and so handsome, isn't this the Prince Charming in his heart?

The referees looked at Yi Feng with a little bit of wrong eyes, and each of them had a thought in their hearts, maybe this Pan An might really be a dark horse this year.

Thinking of the betting in the casino, they suddenly understood Kuanghu's actions, no matter how much they thought about the boss of Jinlou, they would not twitch their heads. They are even thinking about whether they should make a few bets now, but they don't know whether to let them bet or not.

"Everyone is gone, let's continue the competition!" Seeing that Yifeng had finished the competition, the referee finally began to instruct those people to start again.

Yi Feng sat back on the original chair, but the current treatment is completely different from that just now. At this time, Yingying and Yanyan were surrounded by Yifeng, and the girl in purple was also beside him, holding Yifeng's arm with both hands, and the two soft balls were constantly scrubbing on Yifeng's arm, making Yifeng's heart itchy .

"Pan An! How old are you this year? You are unmarried!"

"Pan An! Do you think I'm pretty?"

"Pan An, do you think I look good wearing this flower?"

"Pan An, don't you like to look at my legs? I'll touch them!" These were the words of the girl in purple.

"That's right! Pan An, you still like to look at other people's places. If you want, I'll show you clearly tonight."

"You little hoof, Pan An, if you want, the whole sister is yours!"

Yifeng originally thought that Jaying Yingying and Yanyan were very enjoyable, but when he heard these words, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. woman.

Yifeng soon discovered that there were many red marks on his face, and these women took advantage of his inattention to deprive him of his first kiss one by one.

Yifeng burst into tears before saying a word, his innocence just disappeared, it turns out that the women in this world are also so direct, they are simply a group of female wolves!

==With the support of the brothers of the wolf family, it is easy for you to vote for gold bricks, but it is a great support for me. As long as each of the brothers of the wolf family casts a piece, they can easily hold up the phantom and stand up. Incomparable, just like you ==