Chapter 980 Painting the Wall (8)
Mudan has a bitter face, and stares at Shaoyao's back with dissatisfaction. Not only has she been robbed of her man, but the other party also hides him under her cloak, she is really defiant. annoying! Zhu Xiaolian squatted under the opponent's cloak, feeling a little uneasy in his heart. From the expressions of everyone, he could deduce that men might not be welcome here.
He had put Shaoyao in danger before, this time such a tragedy must not happen, Zhu Xiaolian hid under Peony's cloak, clenched his fists and thought.
"I just accept this kind of person. I can hide under a woman's clothes and think about saving another person. Well, although the Confucian scholars under me are not aggressive enough, they are enough to reason with the other party." Huang Chao comforted himself.
When my aunt came, everyone squatted down to salute. When the aunt was ready on the throne, Shao Yao flattered her even more, moved her lotus steps lightly, and stepped forward and said, "My aunt is so beautiful today." The middle-aged aunt didn't know where she got her confidence from among a group of young women, so she asked cheerfully. Said: "Really? Am I beautiful today?"
Everyone said in unison: "Beautiful."
My aunt asked again: "Do I look good today?" Her expression was quite intoxicated.
Everyone said in unison: "It looks good." It was so tidy, even more tidy than when Zhu Xiaolian greeted the teacher in class. I don't know how much time I have practiced, it is really speechless.
He didn't expect his aunt to ask: "Then Shaoyao, tell me, where am I the most beautiful today?" Zhu Xiaolian spent a lot of energy to hold back the urge to laugh, and couldn't help but guess who the person above the question was. I have never seen such a shameless person."
Shaoyao actually answered the questions fluently, and commented on everything from light makeup to eye shadow. Zhu Xiaolian immediately felt sympathetic: "Miss Shaoyao was bullied by that wicked woman, and she had to talk nonsense against her will. Life is really like walking on thin ice. Both Mudan and Miss Shaoyao are good people. I can't just sit back and watch them stay under the management of this wicked woman. Well, ask clearly Situation, if this vile woman really behaves like a procuress in a brothel, I have to rescue them!"
As soon as Zhu Xiaolian thought of this, his blood boiled all over his body. The most favorite thing for a scholar is to meet a beautiful fox girl or female ghost, and the second is to marry a beautiful woman who "produces herself but not her body". The situation in front of me is quite mysterious. The former is as mysterious as the former, and the relationship between the characters is similar to the latter, which is very valuable. Although Zhu Xiaolian is a passionate young man, he also cares about the major issues in his own life, so his heart is like a deer. He hid in the peony cloak, with peony's beautiful legs in front of him, and he could smell the girl's fragrance, Zhu Xiaolian was full of excitement.
"Hmph." My aunt laughed twice on the stage, then her tone suddenly changed, her face became serious, "What strange smell?"
She took a deep breath, and the expression on her face was murderous: "It smells like a man." Zhu Xiaolian rolled her eyes when she heard it from below: "This wicked woman is definitely not a decent person. What is the difference between what she said and the old bustard in a brothel?" She became more and more determined. to save the women.
The aunt came down and said seriously: "Didn't you see the man?"
Zhu Xiaolian found a small black stone rolling beside him, but he didn't think much about it at the moment, according to the position he had calculated before, he stepped on the ground, and his body was shot out by electricity, landing on the platform behind the girls.
The output of this world is worse than that of the Liaozhai world. There are many female fairies with elegant postures and beautiful spellcasting movements, but the speed is exactly the same as that of ordinary people. Thanks to such a movie world, Zhu Xiaolian, who had been taught by Huang Chao for a month, has become a rare martial arts master.
The light work effect of Jin Yong's world alone has the effect of moving at high speed and making ordinary people "invisible". Huang Chao obtained the enlightenment of returning to the void of martial arts from "The Illustrated Record of the God of War" in the Tang Dynasty, combined with the world's unique spirituality and aura to create exercises, and taught Zhu Xiaolian, who is naturally not an ordinary master.
Under Shao Yaomei's gaze, a strong wind blew in the arena, and everyone on the high platform fluctuated their capes, and suddenly there was a tall and handsome figure on the high platform.
"I'm next, Zhu Xiaolian. I've met you, this senior." No matter what the other party said, Zhu Xiaolian still had to be polite first. Mudan looked back anxiously at Zhu Xiaolian's "death", her beautiful eyes were full of tears. She subconsciously wanted to plead guilty, but was held back by the green bamboo beside her,
prevents her from taking responsibility for herself.
Aunt's face darkened: "Men? Men are not allowed in the Ten Thousand Flowers Forest? How did you get in?" Just as she was asking, more and more stones rolled on the ground, causing everyone to exclaim again.
Zhu Xiaolian realized that the black stones he saw before were not a special case. There were a large number of black stones in front of him, with red flames on them. The stones rolled past him, bringing bursts of heat. "Isn't this the charcoal fire we use for outings and barbecues?" Zhu Xiaolian was quite shocked, "I've also learned a lot. It's fine for a fox to become a spirit, but what the hell is it that even barbecue charcoal can become a spirit? How can I face spring outings and barbecues in the future? ?”
The stone bypassed Zhu Xiaolian, and turned into a human figure beside him, with a head in the shape of armor, without human facial features. All the girls exclaimed in unison: "Monster."
Zhu Xiaolian cupped his hands: "Brother Tan, hello, my little brother has been taken care of, I hope you will forgive me." The barbecue charcoal spirit, that is, the stone monster, was startled by the flames in his head: "What is this scholar talking about?"
At that time, there was no induction cooker or heating. Zhu Xiaolian ate barbecue and hot pot. He used this kind of charcoal for heating in winter. Now he saw that the charcoal turned into monsters.
The women on the stage talked a lot: "Is it a monster?" "There is another man, what should we do?"
Because Zhu Xiaolian was right beside him saying hello, the stone monster couldn't immediately attack the woman on stage, so he could only imitate Zhu Xiaolian's etiquette clumsily: "Hi friend, I don't know what you're talking about."
Aunt walked through the crowd, looked angrily at the two people below, and let out a piercing laugh: "Hahahaha, today is really lively, we have a man here, and another monster?! Say, what are you doing here? "
"I'm here to see a friend," said the charcoal.
"I stumbled into this place after looking at a mural, and I was about to ask, what is this place and who are you guys?" Zhu Xiaolian said.
The aunt first smiled proudly, and said to the barbecue charcoal: "You are a monster, and you are not qualified to be friends with our fairies." Then she smiled cunningly, and said to Zhu Xiaolian: "This young master must have come to Wanhua Forest here. It's predestined, I'll treat you to the banquet in person." It turned out to be playing double standards unabashedly.
Zhu Xiaolian was quite speechless.
The barbecue charcoal raised his fists and punched out countless shards of the barbecue charcoal. Before they could pounce into the crowd, my aunt waved the stick magic wand in her hand, and an illusory flame used it to return all the shards of the barbecue charcoal. The strong wind howled in the arena, Auntie raised her magic wand, and the fire surged wildly, punching a big hole in the chest of the barbecue charcoal, and the barbecue charcoal was blown and fell to the square below.
"Hey, why are you fighting, please stop, you have something to say!" Zhu Xiaolian knew that there must be conflicts between the two parties, but he still pretended to be stupid and persuaded them to start a fight.