Chapter 917 Ask Uncle Nine for Advice

Looking overjoyed with four eyes, he said gratefully: "Young son, you are courageous and skilled. Why don't you take me as your teacher and now you are short of an apprentice. Now you can't beat the gong because you want to carry the lamp when you walk. Your voice is hoarse all the way."

"Mr. Zombie" is a funny movie. Although the things people do in it are horrific, they all have a very sunny mentality. With various funny dialogues and actions, they don't look scary. Speaking of which, Uncle Nine is the corpse guard of Yizhuang, and Simu is a corpse chaser who is mysterious and unpredictable day and night. Neither of them is eerie and perverted, but the audience likes it very much.

Now Huang Chao has experienced the cheerfulness of the four eyes. While driving the zombies on the road, he introduced to Huang Chao the benefits of the profession of exorcising corpses: "Control food and housing, no one blocks the way, no one robs, everyone is in awe, there is no industry. Competition, there will always be business coming to your door, you are still not interested in the younger generation?" He was carrying the soul-calling banner in one hand and the soul-inducing lamp in the other, and he couldn't free his hands. , and warm-hearted, you might as well take out the gong from my backpack and knock it as you walk, so as not to let strangers bump into these good friends."

Huang Chao imitated his previous appearance and rolled his eyes: "Master Taoist, I am a promising officer, and I don't want to engage in the great business of exorcising corpses with you. But it's okay for you to beat the gong for Taoist priests. Let's talk about it first. There is nothing to say? Don’t I become your apprentice just by knocking the gong?!”

"Hey hey." Simu smiled meaningfully. Sure enough, Huang Chao didn't have any expectations for the moral integrity of their seniors. Seeing that their eyes were silent, Huang Chao of course didn't want to beat the gong.

Nothing happened along the way, and the two came to Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang. Uncle Jiu opened the door, glanced at Huang Chao in astonishment, and asked with four eyes: "Junior brother, are you all dressed so fashionable now?" Smiling and not explaining.

Wencai and Qiusheng are both there, Wencai has short hair that reaches the ears, with a small braid in the back, and Qiusheng has a modern parted hair. Seeing Huang Chao's slightly lavish attire and his heroic and upright figure, the two were quite dissatisfied. The two said sourly: "Dressed like this, I don't know if there will be people watching the corpse?"

"I met Uncle Jiu." Huang Chao bowed his hands to Lin Jiu, and explained, "I also met the Taoist priest on the road. I am a resident of a neighboring town, and my name is Huang Chao. A few days ago, a female corpse had a corpse... "

Before Huang Chao finished speaking, Lin Jiu reacted: "Oh, so you are Huang Chao? You are indeed mighty! Ha, I have heard about you, you can kill him with martial arts and pistols. A corpse transformed into a female corpse is really capable and courageous!"

At this time, Huang Chao had a feeling that Liu Bei had in the past: "Could it be that Uncle Jiu also knows my name?"

Lin Jiu laughed: "What news can't be heard in our small place? Hasn't the female corpse in your place been burned? It's done right. Why do you come to me?"

Simu coughed, trying to get the topic out of the way. He also wanted Huang Chao to be his apprentice. If Lin Jiu taught him something, Huang Chao would become his registered disciple, so he definitely couldn't accept him as his apprentice.

"Senior brother, I've traveled a lot and I'm hungry. Let's arrange these friends first, and we'll talk at the dinner table? This little brother also helped me a little on the way. I think he is very good."

Huang Chao wasn't anxious either. According to the plot, there would still be chaos after this, and the Four Purposes plan would definitely not come true.

With four eyes ringing the bell, the zombies jumped all the way into the morgue of Jiushu Yizhuang. The two of them seemed to have put some of the most common goods into storage without any psychological burden. They happily recounted the old days, Lin Jiu told Wen Cai: "When you light incense at night, don't forget to give them incense." Si Mu said: "The oil lamps in front of these friends must not be knocked over, and the lights must not be extinguished. Wen Cai, take care of me."

"Uncle Jiu, I came to Guizhuang to ask you for advice." Huang Chao said straight to the point. The four eyes let out a "poof", looking a little disappointed.

Huang Chao recounted the thrilling process of "fighting wits and courage" with the female corpse before,

He didn't lie to others with empty words. Before he came, he did fight a female corpse. Finally he said: "I never thought that there are such weird and terrifying things in this world. Such monsters and ghosts are simply beyond human power. I managed to deal with a corpse this time. If I am not here next time, or if I have If it fails, how many people will die because of it?"

"I want to ask Uncle Jiu about the precautions. If Uncle Jiu allows, I also want to learn how to deal with ghosts from you. I don't do business for it, and I won't pass it on to other people in this world. I just want to be able to deal with such demons. , if there is an accident, I can save myself and the people around me. I came in a hurry, and the gift was not thoughtful enough, please forgive me."

Lin Jiu was more face-saving, so Huang Chao picked out a beautifully decorated jewelry pocket watch from the inventory in his storage space, took out a box from his chest, and pushed it to Uncle Jiu across the table.

Sure enough, Uncle Jiu saw that it was such a local tyrant, and felt that Huang Chao's young man was still very good. He said: "You want to learn spells to deal with ghosts. This is also a good thing. It's just that it's not easy to practice. You may have to persist for a long time to gain anything. Can you leave your original career and concentrate on learning from me?"

Huang Chao said: "I want to learn all kinds of taboos, restraint relationships and rituals from you first. My memory is very good. At least with these things, I don't have to use brute force to deal with that kind of dead body. A more targeted method. For other spells, you can learn as much as you can. I learn things very quickly, which may surprise Uncle Jiu."

"Oh? There is such a thing?" Lin Jiu chuckled, "My two apprentices are always stupid. This time I can deal with smart people. It's really gratifying. Since you are so confident, take it first. Memorize this book and see how much you can remember. Come with me."

The four eyes raised their hands and said: "Wait a minute, so you want to learn this kind of skill, you should have said it earlier! This is basic knowledge, and anyone who practices it understands it. Brother, I carry the cheat book with me, so you don't have to go into the house to get it." .”

He took out a book with yellowed paper from his package, threw it to Huang Chao, and said, "Take it back and read it yourself. You say you have a good memory? Then let me see how much you can remember in three days."

Seeing this scene, Uncle Jiu sat down as soon as he raised his buttocks.

The four eyes raised their hands and said: "Wait a minute, so you want to learn this kind of skill, you should have said it earlier! This is basic knowledge, and anyone who practices it understands it. Brother, I carry the cheat book with me, so you don't have to go into the house to get it." .”

He took out a book with yellowed paper from his package, threw it to Huang Chao, and said, "Take it back and read it yourself. You say you have a good memory? Then let me see how much you can remember in three days."

Seeing this scene, Uncle Jiu sat down as soon as he raised his buttocks.