Chapter 906 The Disturbance Caused by a Pig (2)

When the company commander asked, everyone looked at the tall soldier who was over 1.80 meters tall.

Not only was that soldier tall and straight, his military posture standing at attention was also exceptionally standard.

Although the company commander asked, he was secretly cheering for the big man, thinking, just this head can destroy two little devils!

One person can destroy two little Japaneses, which means that one person can be as tall as two Japanese devils. Of course, this is just an exaggerated way of praising oneself and belittling the enemy. Who said that the Japanese devils are short?

"Sir, I went out to poop in the middle of the night!" The soldier puffed up his chest and answered very loudly. But the content of the answer may be that Northeastern people can eliminate the stench of going out to poop in the middle of the night. Tian's answer was so reasonable.

The originally serious atmosphere at the scene became a little more relaxed because of the soldier's answer.

The company commander felt more or less offended by his superior's majesty. He frowned and cursed: "Damn it, didn't you just go out and take a shit? Why did you answer so impassionedly after taking a shit? Okay?" It’s like going to war!”

The big man's answer was a bit stinky, and his long words were also humorous. The soldiers following him laughed.

It stands to reason that this company commander is really just a joke, but unfortunately he does not know that there are real tigers in this group of Northeastern troops, the kind of tigers who really don't know how to make trouble!

"Don't you shit?" At this time, another soldier in the Northeast Army, who was shorter and stronger than the big man but still victorious, suddenly said.

Otherwise, sometimes speaking is very important. Just what this tiger man said was so stinking that the company commander's face changed color at that time.

"Damn it, Tiger Pillar, you are a tiger!" Before the company commander could speak, the old man Wang had already cursed loudly. He jumped out of the queue and ran towards the tiger man.

"You hit me again? I'll beat you to death!" The tiger man also jumped up.

Even though he was not slow to react, he reached out in time to catch Mr. Wang's big mouth and slap it at him.

"Holy shit, how dare you fight back? Have you forgotten the last time?" Old Man Wang yelled.

As soon as Mr. Wang shouted, the group of thirty or so people who had been standing neatly fell into chaos, and the Northeastern soldiers surrounded them with a roar.

"How do you look like soldiers?" At this time, soldiers from the Northwest Army shouted loudly on the periphery.

But at this time, individuals like the Northeast Army were besieging the tiger man. Who would care about what a soldier said.

The soldiers of the Northwest Army were called "Company Commander", but at this time the company commander calmed down.

Logically speaking, these Northeastern Army soldiers were not his subordinates to begin with, but now, hey, he was happy to watch the fun.

To say that the tiger man who just talked back to him was really strong, he really knocked down two soldiers.

But the problem is that a good tiger can't stand up to a pack of wolves. In a crowd of "Oh, Ma Erhuzi, you've done something deadly again." "You're a tiger for fun." "If Shang Zhen isn't at home, no one will care about you, right?" Amidst the chaotic shouting, the tiger man was finally cut to the ground by those Northeast soldiers!

It rained last night, and the courtyard of this house was a muddy area. When a group of Northeast Army soldiers stopped fighting, they saw that the tiger man's body was covered with mud, even his face. He was pinned down in the mud by the soldiers.

There's nothing we can do about it. Who told the tiger man to be so strong?

He was so strong that it was difficult to press him, and the soldiers who pressed him had to use too much force. If he hadn't shoved his face into the mud, he would still be doing it!

In the end, the tiger man was also picked up from the ground. Two soldiers grabbed his arms from behind and pushed him back. This could be regarded as catching the troublemaker.

The reason why he was able to capture it was that the company commander of the Northwest Army heard it. It was just because a soldier said to the tiger man: "If you continue to act blindly, everyone will gang up on you and beat you!"

It seems that the tiger man is not a tiger yet, and he still knows that he will be beaten if he doesn't keep his mouth shut.

"Have you had enough trouble, mother-in-law? Look at you, you are all veterans, and I heard you are quite capable of fighting, but look at your moral character now! Do you have any military discipline?" The company commander saw a group of Northeastern soldiers After the soldier stood up, he teased.

Seeing that this group of Northeastern Army soldiers did not behave in a military manner, the company commander naturally wanted to criticize them.

It's a pity that he still underestimated the tiger man.

As soon as he said this, the tiger man whose face was turned into a muddy face opened his mouth to speak again: "I——"

Fortunately, Qian Chuan'er, who had a small nose, small eyes and small mouth, had the foresight to reach out and cover his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Tie him up and gag him!" Mr. Wang cursed angrily.

This tiger man was a real tiger, and all the soldiers couldn't fight him. But when some soldiers really started to move, the tiger man said: "Stop stuffing your stinky socks, I won't say anything anymore, right? Who will do it again?" Who are you talking about, grandson!"

It seems that although the tiger man is a tiger, he still values ​​his oath very seriously. The other Northeast Army soldiers obviously understand his temper and temperament very well and did not tie him up after all.

"Okay! No one will see you Northeasterners here. What do you call it in Northeastern dialect? Oh, it's called 'playing dogs'. No one will see you playing dogs here. Let's talk about business. Let's go!" At this time, the company commander also lost interest in watching the Northeast Army's mischief and thought of the main topic.

Although there are differences between the dialects in the northeast and the northwest, it is normal for them to know some of each other's dialects due to geographical proximity.

In the Northeastern dialect, "playing dog Tuozi" means "playing live treasure".

Seeing that the company commander was about to say something serious, a group of Northeast Army soldiers quickly stood up straight and pretended to be listening.

This time there was no more trouble from the tiger man, so the company commander could finally ask the question: "Did you tell me that your shoes were so wet when you took a poop? It didn't rain very much last night." The company commander then asked the original question again. The big guy in question.

Of course it makes sense for the company commander to ask this, just because the shoes worn by this big man looked soaked.

Even if he pooped in the wind and rain, he would still finish pooping and run back into the house when the rain was pouring on him. How could those shoes be so wet?

"Sir, I have diarrhea. I ran out three or four times in one night. Everyone has had diarrhea. They all know that it is - right, you can't lift your pants just by trying to lift them." The big soldier said impassionedly again Baier replied brightly.

What is the art of comedy? Those people who use their hands to separate their limbs and make people laugh are called funny, but that really cannot be called art. The real art is a person telling jokes that can make everyone laugh, but he Don’t laugh yourself!

And the big man in front of me is exactly like this. He stands straight with his sign, chest raised and head raised, and speaks loudly. His appearance really looks like a warrior rushing into the battlefield, but what he is talking about——

Although he said it very implicitly, there is no one who has never had diarrhea. What he said, "It's not something you can lift up if you want to lift your pants." Isn't that what he said when talking about diarrhea, you still have something to say but you can't finish it? Does it feel like squatting?

For a moment, the company commander who asked the question couldn't help laughing.