Chapter 907 Skrull's Bad Luck (Part 2)
"Captain, I called Tony, but he said he was too busy. Can't you come back to help me test your abilities? I only need one or two hours of your time..."
"You know, doctors need experience. If I can't analyze the patient's psychology and emotions, how can I know whether my abilities are effective? Can't you come back?" Schiller said on the phone.
Captain America, lying on the ground with blood on the corner of his mouth, clenched his phone tightly. He said in a low voice: "I won't go back. What I mean is that the work of the director is very urgent. I must complete it immediately. This is all for our ideals..."
"Okay, then I'll hang up first."
"No, wait!" Captain America coughed twice and was silent for a while. Listening to the other party calling his name on the phone, he said: "Doctor, Agent Carter... Is she okay?"
"Agent Carter? Do you mean Sharon Carter? She... She's fine, um, no problem, at least I remember that."
"Doctor, I hope you can tell the truth. We shouldn't hide things from each other, right?"
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, and then Captain America heard Schiller's voice: "You know, Many missions have not been going smoothly recently, and the director is inevitably anxious. "
"Agent Carter is relatively young. She hopes that the procedures are fair rather than the purpose, just like you. You two are really alike... but you are the exact opposite of the director."
"Yesterday, there was a laboratory involving children's experiments. The director proposed some ideas, and Agent Carter was very opposed. He contradicted the director, and the director was very angry and transferred her away."
Captain America felt his heart was pulled up, and he said, "Where was she transferred to?"
"I don't know, but she hasn't appeared in the office for two days, but don't worry, the director won't do anything to her. We all know that she has a crush on you." Schiller emphasized the word "you", and Captain America knew that he was referring to the real Captain America.
"She can be used, so the director will at most transfer her to a remote state, or let her go to some relatively closed laboratories. It shouldn't be a big deal."
Captain America felt his hands trembling a little, but he still took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I know, but I can't go back for the time being. Let's talk later. Goodbye."
He covered his chest and panted twice. Feeling that his body was recovering rapidly, he tried to get up from the ground, ignoring the dust on his uniform and shield, and turned his head to look at the sunset.
His face showed a vicissitudes of life that was completely different from Spider-Man, which was more in line with the image of Captain America, but at this time, it was his true feelings. He whispered: "Great ideals, great ideals... For whom do you have such ideals, and for whom do you want to realize such ideals?"
He took the shield and walked into the sunset. The direction of his footsteps was not the mission target, but he walked very firmly, like a real veteran who had experienced vicissitudes of life and saw through the truth.
"Hello? Tony? Steve said he can't come back, can you..."
"I can't! Schiller! Don't call me again!!"
"...Hello? What? You want the results now? Where can I get the results for you now? Lab 16 has been reworked, don't you know?"
"Hello? Lab 2 exploded again? What is Otto doing? What? A problem with my equipment? Absolutely impossible! Connect me to Lab 2! I want to see how Otto can put the blame on me for the failed experiment!"
"Reed, I advise you not to Don't argue with me. The person calling you now is Tony Stark, the most talented person in the world. My conclusion cannot be wrong... What did you say? There is also a problem with this formula? ? Forget it, I'll take a look! "
"Tony, you..." Schiller tried to interrupt again, but soon, Iron Man's roar came from the phone. He said, "Don't call me! ! ! ! Can't you see that I am busy proving that I am the most talented person in the world? ! ! "
After hanging up the phone, Iron Man took two deep breaths, covered his forehead and sat down, feeling deeply tired.
If there is a truly difficult thing in this world, it must be to prove that he is the most talented human in the world.
If there is a difficult thing in this world that is almost impossible to accomplish, it must be that when he cannot prove that he is the smartest Skrull, he must prove that he is the most talented human in the world.
The Skrull who plays Iron Man is also a scientist like Iron Man, and he is the top one in the Skrull Empire.
He originally thought so. My mission will definitely go very smoothly. How can humans, who have never even left the solar system, compare with the super civilization of the universe, the Skrull Empire?
Think about it, what are the things that the Skrull Empire is researching? The superluminal engine speed-up project, the dimensional jump space stabilization project, the infinite energy output power enhancement project...
Let's look at humans again. Rocket shell manufacturing, rocket fuel research and development, and Mercury base handling robot design are at most machines for extracting stellar energy, and they are the most primitive ones.
With the Skrulls' technological level that is tens of millions of years ahead, can he not pretend to be a human genius?
Then he found that these are two completely different things.
The current level of technological development of humans has come to a special stage, that is, the branches of science and technology have exploded, the levels of science and technology are uneven, the scientific and technological creativity is unrestrained, and the means of implementation are rare.
In short, the vast majority of human scientists now have reached a level of being both green and playful. Of course, this "green" refers to the technology compared to the Skrulls.
In the eyes of this Skrull scientist, human scientists are not very skilled, but they are very hard-mouthed. They are not very capable, but they have strong willpower. They don't have many resumes, but they have many ideas. Their scientific research level is third-rate, and their stubbornness is first-rate.
At the beginning, in order to play the role of Iron Man, the smartest genius in the world, this Skrull researcher has been using his knowledge to answer various human problems.
After all, he was taking the answer to the exam. All the answers he gave were correct, and they were the results obtained after repeated experiments by the Skrull Empire. He felt that there was nothing wrong with his behavior.
As long as he could answer all the difficult questions, wouldn't he be the most talented person in the world?
Then he found that the human race was really interesting.
The purpose of asking Stark for the answer was not to use this answer to practice and then improve the level of human technology. The purpose of taking this answer was to argue with Stark and prove that he was the most talented scientist.
The fake Iron Man gave a set of data, and immediately more than a dozen scientists took this data to prove various errors. The fake Iron Man gave the research results of this set of data, and immediately more than a dozen scientists pointed out that the experimental conditions were completely inconsistent with the environment of the solar system.
As mentioned before, counterfeits are guilty and eager to prove themselves to be genuine. Therefore, the Skrull scientist could only make another argument based on the environment of the solar system. Then, more than a dozen scientists immediately pointed out that his argument was not rigorous at all and the basic format was wrong.
"Stark, what's wrong with you? You didn't even write the transportation method clearly in the equipment instructions you gave me. Isn't it normal that it exploded?" Otto's voice came from the phone.
"If your voice wasn't exactly the same as Stark's arrogant voice, I would really doubt whether you were him. The conclusion you gave me last time didn't even have an introduction. How can you let me read it?"
"Besides, you wrote a bunch of messy things for the sample I asked you for last time? How can I show this sample to students? If they learn the format of your paper, I'm afraid they will be so angry that they will have a cerebral hemorrhage..."
Otto sighed and said, "Even the most basic paper format is wrong. If Reed, that venomous guy, knows about it, he will definitely Laugh at you loudly... Forget it, if you are really tired, then take a rest. "
After Otto hung up the phone, the fake Iron Man gritted his teeth and threw the phone on the experimental table. He didn't even bother to disguise himself, but said directly: "Basic paper format? ? The correct answers were given to them! They didn't copy? ! ! "
Just when the fake Iron Man was already rolling his eyes in anger, another call came in. This time it was Reed's voice on the other end. He said:
"Look who this is, isn't this the world's most genius Tony" Stark? What did I find? In the data you just transmitted, even the symbols were used incorrectly. Don't you know the difference between full-width symbols and half-width symbols?"
"Oh, yes, you are the most talented scientist in the world, but maybe... um... in terms of grammar. Of course, this is nothing, it doesn't affect your academic level. I will send your information to the publishing house so that everyone can admire the academic achievements of the genius Stark. ”
The fake Iron Man hammered the table hard and said, "Reed, listen, my conclusion is correct, why do you care..."
Who knows, the other side "snorted" and interrupted him, and then said: "The conclusion is correct! That's all you pursue! Let me ask you, among all the genius scientists in the 26 laboratories, whose conclusion is not correct? ? "
The fake Iron Man opened his mouth and found that he really couldn't refute it.
Although the 26 laboratories that can now be connected to Stark Tower have different research directions, there is no doubt that they are all the most talented scientists in the world, and they have almost never made mistakes.
"If you only pursue the correct conclusion, then I can only say that the title of the most talented scientist in the world may have to move a little bit. Although I dare not take this title, a person who only pursues the correct result is even less qualified to take this title! "
With a "pop", the mobile phone was completely thrown out, and the fake Iron Man fell on the chair. He covered his forehead and began to recall how Stark did it before.
Before, he hardly searched his memory, because he thought that he would be foolproof if he played the role of a genius with the answers. But now he found that he even got some common sense wrong. If he continued like this, he would definitely be exposed.
As he searched, the fake Iron Man was stunned. He found that the Stark in his memory was indeed worthy of the title of the most talented scientist in the world. He was not only a genius, but also very hardworking. Or it cannot be said that he was hardworking, he was a little crazy.
How did Stark manage all the talented scientists in the world to develop the solar system, and at the same time he could be ahead of everyone and have both management and research responsibilities?
The answer is that he was busy day and night.
When he was in Stark's laboratory, Stark never rested for even half a minute. The life-support armor he wore could provide all the living conditions he needed. He didn't even go to the bathroom.
It was very normal to not eat, drink water, go to the bathroom, or divert any attention for 40 hours in a row. It could even be said to be a daily routine. In Stark's memory, his highest record was to maintain this state for more than 100 hours in a row.
Seeing this, the Skrull scientist swallowed his saliva. He felt that he was not likely to be exposed, but had already been exposed. After all, Jarvis was watching him all the time.
However, there is still room for salvation, as long as he works hard like the real Stark.
This Skrull scientist was able to achieve such a high achievement in the original empire, which was also a combination of talent and sweat.
He felt that he could not be as crazy as Stark before, entirely because he did not have his life-support armor, but now he has it, so he can do it too.
One day later, Nick Fury, who was checking the losses of various warehouses in the office, received a call, and Iron Man roared from the other side:
"I quit!!! Whoever wants to do it can do it!!!!"
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